Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 1751 The Enemy Meets
The fat man and I were locked in the cell. I felt bored and wanted to tease the fat man, so I stared at him maliciously, which made him feel hairy, and screamed for a long time. I found that no one paid attention to him, so I hid in the prison. When I got to the corner, I still didn’t forget to warn me: “I’m the NMG wrestling champion, don’t mess with me! If you mess with me, I’m a murderer!”

I stared at him blankly and said, "Do you know what it's like to kill? Do you know how to kill with bare hands the fastest?"

After hearing this, the fat man looked at my fierce eyes and almost cried.

I continued to scare him and said, "Those in the movies who twist their necks and get knocked out with one punch are all fake! The easiest way is to let you bite your own tongue!"

The fat man asked very puzzled: "How could I bite my own tongue? You are talking nonsense!"

I said seriously: "You don't believe it! Pain makes people gnash their teeth, and there are many acupoints that can cause pain. If I hit any acupoint on you, you will have to gnash your teeth in pain. At this time, I only need one If I pat the back of your head, you'll stick out your tongue, and if I push harder, you'll bite your own tongue!"

The fat man asked puzzledly: "Even if you bite off your own tongue, you won't die! At most, you won't be able to speak!"

I smiled strangely: "When you pat the back of your head, block your mouth, and you will swallow your own tongue. Your own tongue is poisonous. After eating, you will vomit and diarrhea, until you vomit blood and die!"

Fatty naturally wouldn't believe my nonsense, and said disdainfully: "You are so good at nonsense, if your tongue is poisonous, you will die soon!"

I continued: "Our bodies will eat back! If you eat your own tongue, your body will eat back at you! Finally..."

The fat man burst into tears, and I walked over. The fat man was so frightened that he hid at the base of the wall, covering his head with both hands, not daring to look at me.

I patted the back of his head lightly, and blocked his mouth with my hand, and he collapsed and collapsed on the ground.

I patted his face and said: "That one just now was just a demonstration for you to see, it's useless! I won't do it next time!"

The fat man was already incontinent, crying loudly.

The staff finally came and blamed me: "Fade Chen, what are you doing? Are you being dishonest? If you do this again, I will send you to a confinement room!"

I shrugged and said, "I was discussing the essence of Chinese martial arts with him, who knew he would do this?"

The fat man yelled, "He's a pervert!"

The staff member said dissatisfiedly: "Shut up! You've been thinking about bullying others all day long, but now that you've met a ruthless person, be more honest!"

After speaking, he walked away.

This time the fat man completely broke down, and wanted to scream again, I warned him: "Shut up! If you cry again, I will really want you to eat your own tongue!"

This trick really worked, the fat man immediately shut up and stopped crying.

I groaned and said, "Such a big man, he always cries! What the hell did you do?"

Only then did the fat man weakly reply: "It's really smuggling! However, the amount of smuggling is relatively large! They don't want to find any evidence. They want to recover the lost money. I refuse to say that they have nothing to do with me. Shut me up here first!"

I groaned and asked, "What are you smuggling? Drugs? Or guns?"

The fat man hurriedly shook his head and said, "How dare I dare those things? They are antiques! Things from the ground! I didn't smuggle them out from our country, I shipped them from Mongolia to our country! You said those things from our country Stuff, when you go to a foreign country, do you have to take it back, I just took back our own things, what do you think is wrong?"

I curled my lips and said, "Then you don't charge money, just ship it back and hand it all over to the country?"

The fat man gave me a blank look and said: "Then I have to charge some fees. I bought it with money and sold it to some collectors. Anyway, I'm also my own! As for letting it go to foreigners." Right! Isn't that too much?"

I groaned and asked, "Then how many pieces did you bring back?"

The fat man looked outside and said in a low voice, "It's probably a lot, thousands of pieces, right?"

I groaned and said in surprise: "Thousands of pieces? How did you bring them back? Did you ride a horse? I didn't realize it. You still have this ability!"

The fat man proudly said: "I am a geologist! I also studied history, so I thought, when Genghis Khan and Kublai Khan ruled the Quartet, they must have found a lot of good things, why are they all gone! It must be hidden somewhere, so I went to Mongolia to investigate, and it didn’t matter after the investigation, I found a great treasure!”

I came and asked with interest: "What's there?"

The fat man proudly said: "That's a lot, like the records in Marco Polo's autobiography, gold silk Luoyu, Hanbai ancient gold..." Then he suddenly became alert: "Why do you ask these?"

I smiled and said, "Nothing! Just curiosity!"

At this time, the fat man looked at me, and he lost his fierce look just now, knowing that I was probably scaring him, he calmed down and asked, "What about you? What's the matter with you? How did you come here?"

I shrugged and said, "I want to know too!"

Finally, I saw my acquaintances, Chief Gao and Minister Lin came to interrogate me.

It is said to be an interrogation, but it is actually quite polite, that is, in the living room, like last time, the three of them sat on the sofa and chatted.

The head of Gao Ke first said: "I have wronged you, now I will stay here for a few days, and I will take you back to the province after the formalities are completed! The main reason is that you left the country illegally before, and now the entry procedures are not complete, so you have to Stay here for a few days!"

I said with an oh: "Can I ask, where am I now?"

The chief of the high-tech department smiled and said: "The Beijing Border Defense Department! This is a special service department. We need to deal with extraordinary affairs. Your situation is special and needs to be reviewed. We have to review a lot of information. Once we are done here, we will transfer you to Guangdong Province. The Provincial Public Security Bureau has gone, and the rest is out of our control!"

I hurriedly said: "You can't ignore me! I came back from meritorious service. It was agreed at the time that as long as I made meritorious service, I will not be held accountable for other things!"

Chief Gao asked back: "What responsibility? What other responsibilities? Or, you should explain it yourself first!"

I waved my hand and said, "You don't need to talk to me. I know what I have committed! In this regard, I am still very measured! I have never done anything illegal, whether it is domestic or foreign. By the way, where is my friend, how is he doing?"

Chief Gao looked at Minister Lin, and Minister Lin said slowly: "His situation is more complicated and may be a little troublesome, but we will try it fairly! He may not be able to go back with you, and he will stay with us for the time being!"

I expected this result, so I just had to face it, and continued to ask: "How many years can he be sentenced at most?"

Minister Lin hesitated for a while and said: "It's hard to say, he is very cooperative, we also want to give him a chance, let's see his performance!"

I hummed and said, "Then before I leave, can I see him? I can do his ideological work, let him actively cooperate with your work, have a good attitude, and strive for..."

Minister Lin waved his hand and said, "No need, take care of yourself first!"

I continued to ask: "Then what happened to Lao Du and the others? Can they be convicted?"

Minister Lin thought for a while and said: "His criminal record can be written into several books, and the information is still being sorted out. He is very uncooperative. Up to now, he refuses to say anything. It's just a request. I don't know why. He always wants to see you. !"

I snorted and said, "Then you guys arrange for us to meet below and see what he has to say!"

Seeing the embarrassed expressions of the two of them, I promised: "Don't worry, what he said to me, I will report to you truthfully!"

Minister Lin hummed and said, "Okay, I'll arrange it as soon as possible!"

Old Du's treatment is not as good as mine. From this point of view, he is in a serious prison. He is still wearing handcuffs and shackles, his hair has been shaved, and he is wearing prison uniforms, but he is in good spirits.

Seeing me through the glass, he smiled at me, then picked up the microphone and said, "Finally meeting an old acquaintance! It's not easy!"

I hummed and said, "I just didn't expect that we would meet in this way! How are you? Are you still used to it?"

Old Du sneered, "What do you think? It looks like they didn't arrest you? What's going on?"

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Being a little freer than you is a crime and meritorious deed?"

Old Du said with a grunt, "If you catch me, you've made meritorious service?"

I shook my head and said, "That's not true! It doesn't have much to do with me to catch you! Tell me, why do you want to see me!?"

Lao Du looked at the camera above his head, and I rolled his eyes at him and said, "Personal privacy is very important here. They can't hear our conversation!"

Old Du whispered: "I know that my money was not burned, it was all with you, and you took it away before the explosion!"

I pretended not to understand: "What are you talking about? Your money? What kind of money is yours? I haven't seen your money from the beginning to the end!"

Old Du snorted coldly: "You don't have to pretend to be with me. They asked about the money, but I haven't told you yet! That's a lot of money! I didn't tell you, I just wanted to give you a chance! I don't want the money anymore, you get me out of here! As long as you can let me out, I will promise you any conditions!"

I smiled and said, "Are you kidding? I can't protect myself now. How can I get you out? Besides, it took so much hard work and sacrificed so many people to catch you. How could I get you out?" Woolen cloth?"

Lao Du narrowed his eyes, stared at me and said, "I know you will be fine! I also know that you have reached an agreement with them! You must have a way to get me out! If you don't get me out, the money matter , I'll tell them! He knows the money, how to deal with it, and how to put it in your pocket legally! Once I tell them, you won't get a penny, and there will be an extra hidden money crime!"

I laughed loudly and said: "You have been holding back for so many days, and you just thought of such a way to help yourself out? You are rich, but don't forget, I am also rich! Even if I am penniless , I want to make money, it’s a matter of minutes! You can’t do it, you can’t do anything except make money! You threaten me with this, it doesn’t seem to work!”

Old Du's face changed and he said: "I still have a hunting order, as long as you let me out, I will cancel it, otherwise, you and your whole family will never have peace, and my creditors, they can't get it Money, I will settle accounts with you!"

I said disdainfully: "Have you forgotten where this is? This is China, the safest land in the world! Your hunting order may be fine outside, but here, it is not a fart! And your creditors, do they dare to enter the country? Don’t scare me. Before you were outside, I was not afraid of you. Now that you are inside, do you think I will be afraid? You, tell me honestly, Then I pray that you will not be sentenced to death, and you will stay in prison for the rest of your life! Also, you better not mess with me now, otherwise, when you really go in, I will just buy a few brothers inside, you But you will be punished!"

Lao Du said angrily: "Damn it, you wait for me, if I go out, I will kill your whole family!"

I nodded slightly and said: "With your attitude, you are planning to suffer in it! Then I will fulfill you!"

Old Du was really flexible, and immediately changed his face and said: "We have been together for so many years, do you really just see me trapped here? There is no deep hatred between us, right? I have helped you before Quite a few!"

I said aloud: "Really? Is it because I have a bad memory, or are you forgetful? How did Lao Zai die? Who is responsible for the fact that Nangong is not human anymore, and ghosts are not ghosts? Guan Ze is here now. Where, I don't know! I have to thank you!"

Lao Du hurriedly argued: "Can you blame me for this? They chased me and never let go! It's not that I want to kill them, but they always want to kill me? It's rare that I just wait for them to kill me?"

I snorted and said, "Why did they kill you, you won't forget, right? How did your fat corpse family torture them? What medicine did you give them? It's not you, they can become like this? Even I have to chase you to the ends of the earth! You should feel lucky that you are inside, if you are still outside now, you may not be able to sleep peacefully for a day, and you may see your enemy standing by your bed when you wake up! However, It’s hard to say, they are all-pervasive, like me who torture people who hold grudges, maybe they will also arrange people to go in, I wish you peace every day!”

Lao Du angrily grabbed the phone and threw it at me. I could feel his anger through the glass, but soon he was pressed on the table and pulled away!
(End of this chapter)