Confessions of a Salesman

I asked curiously: "Then what do you mean, the security measures there are mediocre, it's just that there are too many people!"

Lao Liu shook his head and said, "That's right, they have more security measures, more guards, and secret sentries! Ordinary rich people, who would do this? I can also tell that this family is not a leader , Half of the leaders are guards, not bodyguards! But if you talk about bodyguards, they are generally not qualified to carry guns, but they have them, so I conclude that they are probably a bunch of kidnappers!"

I was very surprised and said: "The kidnapper? How dare you provoke him?"

The sixth child said disdainfully: "What is there to be afraid of the kidnappers? Aren't they just like me, they can't see the light! When the police come, they will all be knocked down!"

I made a cut and said, "Just blow it up. I just said that it's very likely that you won't be able to get out after entering!"

The sixth child smiled awkwardly and said, "We are fighting wits with them, not bravery!"

I nodded in agreement and said, "That's right, tell me about your plan. If I think it's feasible, I'll cooperate with you to see it!"

The sixth child saw that I was interested, and hurriedly said: "Even if we act, we have to do it tomorrow, so let's stop standing here, and find a place to eat and talk at the same time!"

I thought for a while and said, "Alright, then you can find a place, you are more familiar with this place!"

Let him look for it, he is really rude, the restaurants next to the West Lake in Hangzhou are more ornately decorated than the other, and the price is more expensive than the other, he probably finds the most expensive restaurant in the vicinity and walks inside.

I stopped him and said, "Brother, haven't we made any money yet? Are we thinking about consuming it first? This place doesn't even blink an eye. One meal here is enough to feed a family in a poor mountainous area for a year." !does it worth?"

The sixth child laughed and said, "Where does the sixth master spend money to eat? You can be bold and energetic, and this meal will be mine!"

Now that he said that, I felt relieved, followed him in, and chose a window where you could see the West Lake. The menu came up, and the sixth child ordered without even looking at it. If I don't stop him, I guess he can order all the dishes on the menu.

Just like that, he still couldn't finish it, and said to the waiter, "Is there anything else to introduce?"

The waiter was stunned and asked, "Sir, are you the only two?"

Old Six nodded.

The waiter smiled and said: "Then I think it's almost the same. Although the dishes in our store are not many, but you ordered so much, it is enough!"

The sixth child curled his lips and said, "Enough to eat? Why do I want to eat enough! I just want to taste the taste of your place, how is it? I don't plan to eat everything, can I?"

The waiter hurriedly said: "Yes, of course! Then you two wait a moment, I will go to place an order!"

I looked at him helplessly and said, "Is this necessary?"

The sixth child said with a grin, "I'm really not pretending to be rich. Only in this way can I let them waive the bill for a while, believe it or not?"

I said suspiciously: "You don't plan to eat the overlord's meal, do you? If so, you tell me in advance, I will run first!"

The sixth child laughed loudly and said, "What are you thinking? Am I that kind of person, Sixth Master?"

The first dish was served, Lao Liu glanced at it, didn’t move, he didn’t move, he is the host today, so I don’t move, I’m not hungry anyway, just wait, the second dish came, he I still looked at it, but still didn't move, just like that, until the waiter came over and said: "All the dishes you ordered are served!"

Lao Liu said slowly: "Call your chefs over here!"

As soon as I heard it, I knew there was an article in it.

The waiter was shocked by the temperament of the sixth child, and asked submissively: "Guest, do you have any comments on our dishes?"

Lao Liu squinted his eyes and said impolitely: "What's your opinion? I've got a big opinion! I can't talk to you, just call your chef over!"

The waiter had no choice but to nod in agreement.

I said with some concern at the side: "We have agreed, if you are beaten later, don't take me with you, I will sit at another table first, and if it is all right, I will come over to eat!" After finishing speaking, I Just sit down at the next table.

The sixth child held me back and said, "Just put your heart in your belly, it's fine, please be good!"

Not long after, a group of cooks came out from behind, and one of them was still holding a piece in his hand. I didn't show my loyalty this time, so I sat aside consciously, watching Lao Liu but calmly watching the person coming.

The people in front were all aggressive, and the fat man who came out at the end, seeing his hat was the tallest, guessed that he should be the top chef. He said to the cooks around him with a sad face, "It's none of your business, let's all go in and work!"

I looked at the chef very puzzled. He walked up to Lao Liu and asked softly, "Master Liu, why are you here?"

Lao Liu unceremoniously picked up his chopsticks, turned over the sour fish from the West Lake and said: "This fish can be seen or not eaten. Isn't it important to have a good color and fragrance when cooking? This fish should be fragrant and not fragrant, so it should be delicious." Eat, what else is there besides being delicious?" Speaking of which, I didn't forget to look around, there were diners next to me looking at us.

Then he picked up a shrimp with his chopsticks and said, "Longjing shrimp, that's it? It doesn't smell like tea at all. What do I think of this shrimp? Why don't you think it's fresh?"

At this time, someone had already stood up and walked towards us.

The chef hurriedly said in embarrassment: "Master Liu, don't embarrass me, why don't I change the box for you first, and let's taste the dishes slowly?"

The sixth child nodded triumphantly.

As soon as he waved, the waiter came over immediately and moved the trays into the box one by one.

The sixth child said to me: "Let's go, let's eat slowly in the box!"

With a skeptical attitude, I followed him into the box. I thought that the chef would change his face when I entered the box, but what I didn't expect was that as soon as I entered the box, the chef took the initiative to admit his mistake and said: "Six Grandpa, Sixth Master, I don’t know that you always come here today, if I knew, I wouldn’t serve you even if I was killed! Or, you just eat something today, and I’ll get you a bottle of good wine again?”

The sixth child actually said shamelessly: "Good wine? What kind of good wine can you have here?"

The chef hurriedly changed his words: "I'm sure it won't catch your eye, but you should be able to make do with it!"

As soon as the chef came out, I asked curiously: "He doesn't know that you deliberately find fault and don't want to give money?"

Lao Liu nodded and said, "I know!"

I groaned and said, "I know, why don't I beat you out and let you here, so arrogant?"

Lao Liu smiled and said, "Why can't I be arrogant? After a while, I have to ask him to do things for me?"

I asked puzzled, "How much does he owe you?"

The sixth child proudly said: "It has nothing to do with money. He is just bad at cooking. If I teach him a thing or two, money can't measure it at all!"

I looked at him disdainfully and said: "Just you? And give him some pointers, this is a chef in a 4-star hotel, he should be counted among the top chefs in all of China, right? Are you bragging too much?"

Lao Liu cut it and said: "Then just take a look, he is here, you can ask him yourself!"

After the chef came in with a bottle of Dream Blue, he asked the sixth son, "Master Liu, do you want to see this wine? It's from 52!"

The sixth child pursed his lips and said, "M3? Who are you fooling?"

The chef said helplessly: "There is only this bottle of M3 in the store, and there is no M6. Why don't you come and drink it?"

The sixth child still wanted to refuse, so I hurriedly said, "Okay, we're not here to drink! Let's drink less!"

Only then did Lao Liu give up and said, "Leave it for now! I'll ask you something!"

The chef nodded hurriedly; "Say it!"

Lao Liu opened the wine and said, "Are you delivering food to Hangzhou No. [-] now?"

The chef was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately: "Yes, it's just a matter of the last few days!"

The sixth child hummed and said, "When will I deliver it next time?"

The chef hesitated for a moment and said: "Master Liu, don't embarrass me, brother is still counting on this takeout order to make money!"

The sixth child snorted dissatisfiedly and said, "Without me, you'd earn a lot of money. Believe it or not, I'll sue you with just one letter!"

The chef sighed and said, "How many years has it been since Mr. Liu, why can't you let me go?"

Lao Liu said disdainfully: "I'm too lazy to argue with you! Let me ask you, when will I send you outside next time?"

The chef shook his head and said, "I really don't know about this. They don't order food for a long time, but they have delivered a few times recently. There are a lot of requests and quantities, and they still pay in cash!"

The sixth child hummed and asked, "Then when was the last time you barked? When do you think you will be able to bark again?"

The chef thought about it and said: "The last time was this Wednesday, the day before yesterday, and the last time was last Friday, I guess it will be called once every 4 or 5 days!"

The sixth child hummed and said, "That's tomorrow or the day after tomorrow? All right, next time I order food, I'll go in and deliver it for you. Don't ask anything, I'll just ask you if it's okay?"

The chef frowned and said, "Don't smash my job!"

Lao Liuyi slapped the table and said angrily: "I'm going to smash your job, you can still be a chef here, you've already been in jail! Just say it's okay?"

The chef said embarrassingly: "Yes, yes, but he has a request. When he goes in to deliver the meal, he has to look at his ID card, work card and health card. Before going in, he has to submit the documents in advance. many!"

The sixth child said impatiently: "You don't need to worry about it, how many do you want to go in?"

The chef replied: "Add me, a total of 4 people!"

The sixth child hummed and said, "Prepare two work permits for us, and just submit the health certificates of two other people at will!"

The chef asked very vigilantly, "Master Liu, what are you doing here?"

The sixth child stared at him and said, "What did I tell you? Don't ask anything, just do it! It won't hurt you!"

The chef sighed and said, "Then I'm going to prepare, you can eat slowly first!"

The sixth child said again: "Do as I say, and I will leave when I finish. I won't come back here again, and I won't make things difficult for you! You can do it yourself!"

The chef nodded and walked out.

After the door was closed, Lao Liu poured some wine for you, touched the glass with me and said, "Come, have a sip first, and then try the dishes here!"

I took a sip, and then asked, "What is he doing in your hands? He's so afraid of you!"

Lao Liu smiled and said: "To be so obedient, you think I have such an important handle? What a mistake he has to make! Can he not be afraid? That's fine, don't ask me anymore, Let's go in together tomorrow!"

I asked again: "I don't need to ask about this matter, but can you tell me, what is your purpose in going in? It's not really for a few pictures, a few antiques, right?"

The sixth son snorted and said, "Isn't a few pictures and antiques not enough? Enough for the two of us to have enough food and clothing for the rest of our lives, isn't that enough?"

I laughed and said: "You only have such little ambition? You have stayed here for a few months, just for a few items? How is it possible? Forget it, forget it, everyone has their own secrets, and none of us should ask anyone else." , when the time comes, just don't hurt me!"

Lao Liu patted his chest and said, "How could it be?"

I asked inexplicably: "You don't want to use me as a scapegoat, why do you have to ask me to go in with you? Why do you have to take me with you when you clearly can accomplish things by yourself? Isn't it easier for a person to get rich? good!"

The sixth child hesitated, and replied, "Because I can't do it alone!"

I looked at him puzzled.

He took another sip of wine, then ate the food, and stopped talking. I thought he would explain it to me, but who knew he stopped talking.

This made me anxious and said: "If you don't speak clearly today, I won't go in with you. According to you, this will cost your life! I'm not stupid enough to be deceived by others, and I have to help the number of people money!"

Lao Liu smiled and said: "Drink first, eat vegetables, and after this meal, I will tell you if fate comes!"

Since he didn't want to talk about it, I didn't force it. When the wine was halfway through, the chef knocked on the door and came in, handed Lao Liu two work permits and said, "I've handed in the documents, and I'll give you the ID cards tomorrow, but when the time comes If the janitor says that the photo on your ID card doesn’t match yours, I really can’t help it!”

The sixth child said confidently, "That has nothing to do with you!"

The chef hummed, and said to Lao Liu when he left: "You go after eating, just don't come to the restaurant tomorrow!"

Lao Liu waved to him and asked him to take him out the door!

The sixth child handed me a work card and said, "Whether you can go in or not depends on luck! Whether you can come out depends on your fate?"

I hesitated for a moment, didn't answer, and said seriously: "I don't necessarily have to go in!"

The sixth child said equally seriously: "It's not whether you want to go in now, after you know what happened to me, you have to go in!"

I stared at him and said, "Are you threatening me?"

The sixth child also stared at me, and said tit for tat: "I'm just threatening you, what's the matter?"