Confessions of a Salesman

Secretary Wang said calmly: "I told you, those are just some small difficulties in front of you, which will be solved soon! Once these small difficulties are solved, things will become smoother! Just say, Are you going to help our gang?"

I shook my head and said, "No help! What can you do to me?"

Secretary Wang's face fell, and he said angrily: "Don't be shameless! I'm not discussing with you, but telling you that you must do this?"

I yelled and said, "What else? Are you going to greet me first and then fight with me? What are your soldiers?"

Secretary Wang looked at the man in the felt hat and said, "Anu, show him the person he thinks about day and night!"

Anu took out his cell phone expressionlessly, handed it to me, and opened a video. In the video, a disheveled woman was tied to a chair and stared at the camera with wide eyes.

I didn't see clearly who this woman is?He looked at Secretary Wang in confusion and asked, "Is this? Bao'er?"

Secretary Wang nodded.

I laughed and said: "You kidnapped her to blackmail me? Are you scared to death? She has betrayed me a long time ago. Now you order her to be killed. See if I can blink! What a trick you have. Ah, I have figured it out a long time ago. Kidnapping, blackmailing, secretly photographing other people's privacy and threatening them, I have been on guard against you for a long time! You can't touch any of the people I care about. These people who have nothing to do with me, you can do whatever you want with them!"

Secretary Wang snorted coldly: "You'd better take a closer look!"

I took my phone again and took the screenshot of the woman in the enlarged video. I was shocked when I saw her face clearly, and then I said in surprise: "How is this possible? She is obviously Baoer! How did she become Sheng? male?"

Secretary Wang smiled sinisterly and said: "What a trick! You placed such an undercover agent next to me, and I almost fell into her hands! Is this your wife? In order to bring me down, she did not hesitate to undergo plastic surgery and become a Bao'er! She has been lurking next to me for three years. If someone hadn't noticed something wrong with her, I would never have imagined that the person next to me was actually your wife!"

I threw the phone directly into his face, causing his nose to bleed. Secretary Wang stood up angrily and was about to wave for Anu to do it, but his waved hand stopped again, and then Looking like a winner, he wiped his nosebleed and smiled: "Why are you angry? I heard that you are not divorced? Then she is not cheating in marriage, and I am not sleeping with you. Wife! Besides, I really didn’t know she was your wife, oh, no, it’s your ex-wife! I always thought she was my beloved baby! You guys really spent a lot of money! I have to admire your sacrifice Spiritual!"

I looked at him in despair and said: "Since she is yours, then I have no reason to help you! I want to watch you being swallowed up by fear bit by bit, watching you become desperate bit by bit, bit by bit They lose their freedom, lose their patience, and finally have no choice but to commit suicide or be killed! Didn’t you say that useless people will become outcasts, and I just want to see what it will be like if you become an outcast? "

Secretary Wang became fierce and said: "Before I become an abandoned son, I will destroy everything, including everything you care about most! There are so many people accompanying me, what should I be afraid of? On the road to hell, I will not Loneliness is good! Don't you care? Then I'll destroy her first. Anyway, I've had enough fun!" After saying that, he looked at Anu.

Anu picked up the phone, watched the video, and said to the other end: "Do it!"

In the video, two men wearing hoods walked obscenely towards the tied Katsuo, looking to take off the few remaining clothes she had.

I shouted hurriedly: "Stop, tell them to stop! I'll help you!"

Secretary Wang didn't seem to want to stop, so I yelled again: "I promise you, I promise you!"

Secretary Wang nodded slowly, and Anu said: "Don't do anything yet!"

The two men in the video stopped and the video turned off.

Secretary Wang snorted and said: "If you don't drink a toast, you will have to drink a fine! I have ten thousand ways to deal with people like you! How much can you help me solve?"

I asked, "How many do you have?"

Secretary Wang frowned and said, "There are more than you can imagine!"

I said disdainfully: "No matter how much it takes, I can still clean it!"

Secretary Wang pouted and said, "Solve it with your mouth? Tell me your solution?"

I explained: "As I have said to Xiao Du Laoma before, investing in industry is the safest way to launder money!"

Secretary Wang said disdainfully: "Nonsense, don't I know this? But I don't have that much time!"

I cut my throat and said, "I'm not done yet! Stocks and futures are naturally the only way to quickly realize cash, but now the China Banking Regulatory Commission's supervision is very strict, and unknown funds cannot enter the market, and cashing out is also impossible!"

Secretary Wang frowned and said, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Just tell me the method!"

I rolled my eyes at him and said: "If I tell you directly, you will understand and do it yourself? Why are you anxious? No matter how anxious you are, you have to wait for me to analyze it for you to see if my method works? Otherwise , I told you, but if you don’t believe it and say that I made it up, what should I do?”

When Secretary Wang heard this, he was not angry, but smiled and said: "Okay, I will listen to your analysis. Anyway, I have plenty of time, but the few perverts over there don't know how long they can wait. !”

I stared straight at him, narrowed my eyes and said, "They'd better wait! The method is actually not difficult, but I just don't know how much you need to wash?"

Secretary Wang replied mysteriously again: "A lot!"

I said with some dissatisfaction: "There must be a number for many, right? There are ten thousand ways to wash, and there are one hundred thousand ways to wash! If there are hundreds of thousands, there is no need for me! Just say Several hundred million, right?”

Secretary Wang shook his head and said: "A few hundred million won't do. This time you can wash at least a hundred for me!"

I groaned and said in surprise: "What? Ten billion? Do you know what the annual GDP of a moderately developed African country is? This is impossible! It's too much!"

Secretary Wang stared at me and said: "This is just a fraction. If you can't do it, forget it. Then you have no money to talk to me!"

Seeing that I was going to call Anu again, I hurriedly sighed and said: "I haven't finished yet! I really don't know, what kind of money do you want to launder? I thought it was just the three in Hua Xin's hand Where's the 3 million? I do have a solution for the 3 million! Just find a few foreign trade shell investment companies, pour the money into their accounts in batches, and do financial consulting. Lose first and then win, or lose first and win less, or even You can lose more and win more! If you go back and forth a few times and lose hundreds of millions, no one will notice!"

Secretary Wang snorted and said: "Are you fooling a child? I think you are really dishonest! If it's so simple, do you think I won't do it? I'm still looking for you!"

I hurriedly waved my hand and said: "Don't worry! If you can't do it, I can do it! Did you think of Bi Sheng's venture capital company immediately!? It's not that you can't find him, but the cycle time factory, The risk is high! In the past, the country did not strictly supervise the inflow of overseas funds into the country. As long as it was investment, it was basically accepted. Therefore, if you transfer out and come in again, it is basically risk-free and you can get it back quickly! But it is no longer possible. Domestic supervision is very strict, and if there is any abnormality, it will be sealed immediately! Therefore, for some new companies, or companies that have not done business before, it is easy to find flaws! And the companies under my control are all It’s easy for people who do this kind of investment business to get away with it, and since my company transfers large amounts of money in and out, it’s much easier!”

Secretary Wang's face softened slightly and he said, "How long will it take?"

I thought for a while and replied: "3 million, you give me a week, I guarantee that I can repay 70%, 10% of the cost, and the remaining 20% ​​will take a month!"

Secretary Wang said dissatisfied: "No, 3 million will take so long. How long will I have to wait for my tens of billions!"

I said helplessly: "For such a large amount, I am already the fastest! Even foreign professional money laundering companies cannot reach this speed! That is a place where money can make all the difference, and here is the rule of law The country!"

Secretary Wang shook his head and said, "I don't have that much time! It seems that I'm looking for you in the wrong place! You can get off at the next stop!" I knew what it would mean once I got off the bus, so I hurriedly said, "Still There is a method, but the risk is relatively high. I have not tried it, I have only heard about it! The amount can be large, but you must invest first!"

Secretary Wang looked at me puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?"

I replied: "I only learned about it recently. There is a foreign investment fund that does not trace the source of the funds. They can accept any amount and convert it into 7 national bonds. The proportions are different, but basically It’s accepted internationally! Usually they charge a 30% handling fee!”

Secretary Wang exclaimed: "What 30%? So greedy?"

I snorted and said, "Do you really not know? Or are you just pretending to be confused? They usually charge 50%! It's higher than counterfeit money!"

Secretary Wang frowned and asked again: "Which 7 countries?"

我回答道：“以美国的债卷比例最高7.5：1；英国7：1；加拿大6：1；剩下的法国，德国都是5：1！”

Secretary Wang asked in confusion: "Where are the other two?"

I replied: "There are two more, one is China and the other is South Korea, both are 3:1."

Secretary Wang immediately became interested and asked, "Why are these two so low?"

I hesitated and said, "Because there are too many uncertainties, although the exchange ratio of South Korean government bonds is not high, it is unstable. The government bonds they issued in 87 have not been paid off yet!"

Secretary Wang hurriedly asked: "What about China?"

I curled my lips and said, "You know this better than me! Every two years or every three years, you have to wait! Don't you have time to wait?"

Secretary Wang thought about it and said, "Are these national bonds also bearer? Once you get them, as long as they can be exchanged, they can be cashed out at will!"

I hummed and said, "That's for sure!"

Secretary Wang asked again: "Exchange it now, how long will it take to cash it out?"

I asked, "Which country are you talking about?"

Secretary Wang rolled his eyes at me and said, "Nonsense, the ratio must be low and stable!"

I frowned and said, "Aren't you afraid of waiting?"

Secretary Wang confirmed again: "Can you guarantee that this national debt will not be seized or confiscated?"

I hummed and said, "If all national debts are seized and frozen, then who would dare to buy national debts?"

Secretary Wang seemed to have made up his mind and said: "Then exchange the national debt!"

I said, "There is another problem. This banker has very high requirements and the threshold is also high. It starts at 100 billion!"

Secretary Wang snorted and said, "What's so difficult about this? How to make a deal?"

I said casually: "I have to contact him to know this! I want to know how you can transfer so much of your money to him?"

Secretary Wang thought for a while and said: "I have 1.2 shares of SDIC, but they may have been frozen!"

I frowned and said, "Then what nonsense are you talking to me about? Let alone freezing, even if it is not frozen, how much are your 1.2 shares worth? Besides, I can't give your shares to others, right?"

Secretary Wang hesitated and said, "You can redeem it for me, or give them my shares directly!"

I curled my lips and said, "How can I give it to them? This is just a pile of waste paper!"

Secretary Wang said angrily: "The stock price is 24.5 yuan, are you telling me that it is a pile of waste paper?"

I knew he didn't spend his real money, so I shook my head and said, "Don't tell me this! I know better than you what the price of SDIC is. Even sky-high prices are useless! I really can't help you with this!"

Secretary Wang asked Anu to take out the phone again, and I said desperately: "Even if you kill her, there's really nothing I can do!"

Secretary Wang thought for a while and said, "This is a bit difficult for you, so..." He was still a little hesitant.

I knew his real money was coming to light.

He took a deep breath and said, "I have 80 billion yuan in Myanmar's underground bank. You can clean this money for me first and transfer it to my wife's account in Switzerland. If possible, I will give you the next money." !”

I shook my head and said, "Didn't I tell you? No matter what, it is impossible for your money to be transferred to the private account of you or your immediate family members!"

Secretary Wang frowned and said, "Then where are you going to send it?"

I replied without thinking: "My company account!"

Secretary Wang seemed to have discovered some big secret of mine, and said with a smile: "If you want to defraud me of my money, you will have to pay a heavy price!"

I curled my lips and said: "If you don't remit it to my account, how can I clean the money for you? After cleaning it, I can find a way for you to take it out! My risk is greater than you! I'm not afraid of you. What are you afraid of?"

Secretary Wang said with an ooh, "Then I'll call you 1000 million first and see how it works?"

I said disdainfully: "Are you kidding me? 1000 million? I can just give it to you directly, 1000 million. When I finish washing, I will give you 300 million, how about you?"

Unexpectedly, Secretary Wang nodded and said, "Okay! I'll just wait until you put 300 million in my pocket!"