Confessions of a Salesman

Secretary Wang's extremely distorted face appeared in front of me, and he pretended to be very concerned and asked: "How are you?"

I replied weakly: "What do you think? I thought I was in another world. The first time I saw you, I regretted going to that world!"

Secretary-General Wang took a breath and said, "The fact that you can joke around proves that you are fine. Get up quickly and help me complete the last transfer, right?"

I sneered and said, "How much do I love you and how great are you? I'm already like this, do you think I will still help you?"

Then I looked at the numbers displayed on the screen and said, "That's enough, it's already nine digits, just let me die comfortably!"

Secretary Wang vigorously picked me up, helped me to the computer, pointed at the screen and said: "Ten digits, as long as it reaches ten digits!"

I said helplessly: "We can't reach ten digits today, that's all at most. If it's more, we'll call the police!"

Secretary Wang said in confusion: "But why didn't the money go into my account? They didn't receive the money either!"

I explained: "How can it be so fast? The larger the amount, the slower it will be. Just wait!"

Secretary Wang said anxiously: "No, you must get ten figures for me today! I can't wait any longer!"

I said slowly: "What, you can't survive today? You have to wait if you can't wait, otherwise, all your efforts will be wasted! You may have nothing by then! Have you never thought about the reason why they are so anxious? ?You’ve been waiting for so many days, and there’s still one day left?”

Secretary Wang was stunned for a moment and looked at me in confusion.

I forced a smile and said, "That's because tomorrow is the International US Dollar Settlement Day, the last day of the year. They have to get the money before tomorrow so that they can convert it, and they can make another profit!"

Secretary Wang said angrily: "Just for this? Let me work here for them! Damn it, I know these are vicious wolves that eat people without spitting out their bones!"

I continued to add: "You really let them get the money like this, but you never thought that they would attack you!? What else do you have value for?"

Secretary Wang sighed and said: "But what can I do? If I don't give them money, I will die faster! I can't stay in the country anymore. If I go out empty-handed, can they give me a way to survive?"

I sneered and said, "You gave them all your money, so they didn't kill you? Did they let you live a good life? They're not going to do anything to you anyway. Why don't you make more plans for yourself?"

Secretary Wang hesitated for a moment, but immediately reacted and said, "You won't still have plans for me, right? Don't you hate me very much?"

I took a deep breath and said: "I just don't deserve it for myself, and I don't deserve it for you! The money we worked so hard to get was given to those bastards so easily. I would rather give this money to you!"

Secretary Wang smiled and said, "You don't believe what you said, do you? Tell me your real reason?"

I thought for a while and said: "Keep half of it for me, and take the rest yourself! If you have money, why are you still afraid of them? There is nothing more reassuring in this world than having money!" As long as you have more money than them, will they dare to touch you?"

Secretary Wang laughed loudly and said: "You are more greedy than me. You are about to die. Why do you want so much money? Leave it to others? They spend the money to mourn you and remember you with joy. Okay? Then spend your money to raise other people's children, sleep in other people's beds, and the most they can do is lay a few bouquets of flowers in front of your grave!"

I curled my lips and said, "Then your thinking is too narrow-minded. At least I can still get a good reputation! Who knows what kind of world it will be when we get there? Maybe the people here are grateful to you." Heart, you will be treated better when you get there!"

Secretary Wang smiled and said, "Do you still believe this?"

I hummed and said, "For a dying person, this is the best comfort!"

Secretary Wang thought for a while and nodded: "That's right! However, I still can't give you this money. If I give it to you, your family will be killed if they take the money. Their money is not yours." If you want to move, you can move!”

I said contemptuously: "You, your courage has been frightened by them. With your ability to kill people without blinking an eye, how can you be so afraid of them? You are just a group of shady rats!"

Secretary Wang said bitterly: "Why am I not the same now? Stop talking nonsense and hurry up!"

I shook my head and said, "Why hurry? You want me to help you? How is this possible? Unless you agree to my conditions!"

Secretary Wang rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, then you launder the money first, and then I'll transfer it to you!"

I shook my head and said, "I don't want this money! I want your money, not this money!"

Secretary Wang said angrily: "Didn't I give you all my money? I gave you every penny of those bonds!"

I asked curiously: "How come the person who went there hasn't come back yet? How can I be sure whether you handed the bond to her!"

Secretary Wang sighed and said impatiently outside: "Has the person who delivered the bonds come back?"

A man walked in and replied: "Just got back!"

Secretary Wang said angrily: "What are you doing standing outside? What's the punishment for standing? Come in!"

I watched a man walk in, holding a note in his hand and saying: "I only delivered it to the gate, and they didn't let me in, and then asked me to hand over the debt!"

Secretary Wang said angrily: "What? You just made friends like this? You didn't even see anyone?"

The man nodded and hurriedly took out a piece of paper and said, "I didn't see it, so I wasn't allowed in. However, they gave me this note and said that it would be fine if I saw the note!"

Secretary Wang took the note, looked at it, looked at me puzzled, and handed it to me.

I saw that there was only one word "安" written on the note, and I understood that this was the secret code Lu Ping and I had agreed upon. If the last stroke of "安" rises up, like a "√" sign, it means it is safe. , otherwise it is unsafe.

I nodded and said, "The money has arrived, but it's not enough. I want all your money, your own, safe money!" Secretary Wang pointed at me and said, "Are you so poisoned that your brain is stupid?" !? Why should I give you all my own money?"

I said calmly: "Because you want the money above! You can take the money. If you don't take it yourself, it's none of my business. If you don't dare to touch it, there's nothing I can do about it. Then I have to ask for your own money." ! As an exchange of equal value, it is equivalent to using your money to buy your own life! You think about it yourself! Either take their money, or take your own money in exchange!"

Secretary Wang suddenly became alert and asked: "Wait a minute, you repeatedly stressed that you want my own money, not the money from this. What do you mean? Even if it is cleaned, the money is not safe to use?" "

I hummed and said: "You finally figured it out! That's because you gave them the money, and they can exchange it for materials and arms in third world countries, but once they withdraw cash, they have to get it in the form of US dollars. It’s difficult! It’s not a problem for you to spend tens of millions, but it’s even harder to spend it all with such a large amount of money! So, I won’t ask for this money, but you Money!"

Secretary Wang rolled his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking, and then made a decisive decision and asked: "How much do you want before you are willing to help me complete it?"

I answered without thinking: "6000 million, your bonds plus the money in your account, and stocks!"

Secretary Wang was stunned for a moment and said, "How do you know how much money I have?"

I was also a little surprised and said, "What? Do you really have this much money left? Is this impossible? This is all you have left?"

Secretary Wang sighed and said, "Otherwise, what do you think?"

The phone rang again, and a man came in with a satellite phone from outside and said, "Mr. T!"

Secretary Wang looked at the man, a little flustered, and answered the phone impatiently: "What's wrong? Didn't I tell you? I have a small situation here, it will be solved soon, and you will not be short of money." !”

I don’t know what was said there, but Secretary Wang said angrily: "You dare to threaten me? Believe it or not, I will kill you too! You have Lao Du and Xiao Du's family in trouble!" I am not your dog, we are a cooperative relationship! You drive me crazy, then it depends on who dies first! By the way, I forgot to tell you, Essen has been sent in by me, and he will probably be there for the rest of his life. Can’t get out!”

After saying that, he looked into the corner and said, "Anu!"

A figure flew out, and the person who had just handed over the phone died suddenly on the spot.

Secretary Wang then picked up the phone again and said: "I will contact you if anything happens. Stop threatening me. I am not a cat or a dog! You'd better let them go and let me know that if they lose a hair, you will be buried with them!" "

Seeing that he hung up the phone but beads of sweat broke out on his head, I sneered: "How courageous did I really think you were? It turns out you're tough too! Does this prove what I said? They just treat you as a cash cow. When you are no longer useful, they can give you up at any time! You can always keep the money yourself! Give me your money, and I will teach you how to spend it. You can use it outside. I can also use it at home. No need, let’s kill two birds with one stone!”

Secretary Wang snorted and said: "Okay, they are unkind and I am unjust. Tell me, if all the money goes into my account, how will I use it after I go out?"

I said with some pride: "You are a finance student, but you have to ask me, a monk halfway, to apply what you have learned! Although money cannot be spent directly, in many countries it can be retained in the form of charity funds. After setting up some charities Spend money on schools, hospitals, nursing homes, orphanages, and the state will give you a tax refund a year, and the real estate is still yours! You can invest billions in this kind of school hospital, and the money will not change hands. It's your own! Those schools, hospitals, etc. are all private to you. No matter how good your reputation is, you can also train militia groups, just to protect these charities. Who can control you! Now that you have it, you can train militia groups. With this protective umbrella, who would dare to mess with you?"

Secretary Wang suddenly said: "It makes sense! You can do this in China!"

I shook my head and curled my lips and said: "It's not possible in China! Because the source of funds needs to be checked, the review for establishing a charity fund is also very strict. With your current credibility, it will definitely not work. But outside, it is different. If you have money That’s it!”

Secretary Wang hummed and said, "That's right! Oh, what a pity. I really don't want you to die anymore now! If only you could come with me!"

I smiled bitterly and said: "Take a dead person away? Are you kidding me? Let's get started. The market closes in one hour. I can help you achieve ten figures, but you have to send me the money now. One After a while, the money is sure to be safe, and the ten-digit figure will be in your account!"

Secretary Wang did not hesitate this time and said: "Okay, deal! Anyway, I have broken up with them! A mere tens of millions will be regarded as your reward. Anyway, I have promised you a long time ago!"

I believe that this time he did take out the coffin book and handed it to his subordinates. I also started to do the final work. Watching the money on the screen climb up little by little, Secretary Wang’s face showed a bright smile. Smiling as if the money had already entered his pocket.

Finally, an hour later, the money reached ten figures, and the person who came back handed me the second note as promised.

Secretary Wang looked at me proudly and said, "How about it? I handed you all the money, can you confirm that all the numbers on the screen have been put into my account?"

I hit the Enter key, and as long as I enter a password, the money will go to his account.

I paused but didn't press the password.

Secretary Wang said anxiously: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"

I held the note in my hand and said, "I'm still waiting for you to keep your promise! Your money has not reached Lu Ping's hands!"

Secretary Wang looked at me puzzled and asked, "Why haven't you arrived yet? Haven't these notes been returned?"

I looked at the word "安" on the note that was exactly the same as the one above, and said sarcastically: "Did you write this word? It's really exactly the same. Am I that stupid?"

Secretary Wang knew that there was a secret code between us, and the words passed each time were different. Knowing that he was being smart, he hurriedly looked at his carelessness and scolded his subordinates: "Who asked you to make your own decisions? I'm not Tell you, do you want to abide by the agreement?"

A subordinate immediately explained: "It's hard to send him in now, I'm afraid I'll be targeted!"

Secretary Wang looked at me in embarrassment. I thought for a while and said, "Just stay away. When the time comes, just call them to come out and pick it up and ask them to pass a note over!"

Secretary Wang said impatiently: "What are you looking at? Get it done quickly!"

Then, he said to me with a smile: "You can help me with this first. Time waits for no one. It will be closed soon. I don't have to wait until tomorrow for my money!"

I shrugged and said, "That can't be helped! Who told your people not to be able to do things!"

Secretary Wang looked at the numbers on the screen, but had no choice but to wait for his people to come back.

And I am also waiting. The numbers on the screen are synchronized with the numbers on Hu Chu’s computer, and there will be some lag. When the time is up, after I press the password, the money will go into Secretary Wang’s account. I want to make sure that Hu Chu’s Make all preparations there, and the money can be unfrozen as soon as it arrives.