Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 193 A Farce

I hugged Katsuo tightly and said, "How could it be? This is your forever home, how could I not like you? We have to live a lifetime, and I still want you to push my wheelchair for me, and I still want to see you Dancing with the old man in the square!"

Katsuo hummed and said, "Okay, remember not to flirt with old ladies!"

Early in the morning, my parents got up early as usual, made breakfast, and there were people lying everywhere on the sofa, on the floor, and in the room.

It was almost noon, and one by one woke up with sleepy eyes. My parents began to give out red envelopes one by one. I hurriedly persuaded: "Guangdong rules, you can't receive red envelopes when you are married!"

My mother said: "Whether you are married or not, the red envelope is a good intention, and you have to accept it!"

Even Lao Feng and Lin Jiasheng have them, I curled my lips and said, "Everyone is so rich, and they are not too young, are you sorry?"

Lao Feng smiled and said, "It's not your money. This red envelope is happier than the 200 million you won. Your parents are much more kind than you!"

Lin Jiasheng smiled and said with a red envelope: "I give red envelopes to others, and I also received red envelopes this year. Ah Fei, your family will celebrate the New Year every year from now on!"

Yaoyang looked at the red envelope and said: "I have to count myself in. I haven't confiscated the red envelope for many years. This red envelope is very good. Keeping it makes everything go smoothly for us for a year. Everything we want comes true! Godmother, godfather, in the future This is my home, I come here every day, you can't bother me!"

Liu Sheng also joined in the fun and said, "Then I will come too, every year!"

My parents kept saying, okay, okay, come, come.

After lunch, they continued to play mahjong, Yaoyang said: "Why don't you go to my place, it's not good to bother people like this all the time, my place is big, and there are still people to clean it up." After thinking about it, everyone agreed, My parents kept saying: "It's okay, it's okay, we like the excitement at home! Then remember to go home for dinner, I will cook whatever you want, you bought so many things, if you don't finish eating, the two of us have to eat Eat until next year!"

Moved to Yaoyang's villa, the resort was very deserted, basically there was no one there, except for the staff, a few families came for vacation.My parents didn't come over, they were watching TV at home, the rest of the people were forced to come over by Yaoyang, and they couldn't do without coming.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw all kinds of snacks and drinks on the big dining table. After a while, the staff came in with a cart and put a lot of silver plates, which were full of various delicacies. Although I just had lunch, I still Dadong, tasted one by one, and said while eating: "Five-star hotels are different, the service is really thoughtful, Chinese food, Western food are all available, and there are more than a dozen kinds of drinks, it is corrupt!"

A few people ignored me and were about to continue playing. I sat in one of the mahjong seats and said, "I'll come and play for a while too. I'll win you some money and go home for the New Year!"

Several people looked at me and said, "Can you afford it?"

I said confidently: "How big is it? I still can't afford it. I dare to play 1000 million balls. I can't afford mahjong anymore?"

Yaoyang said: "2, 5, 0?"

I cut it and said, "How much? 2 yuan, 5 yuan, 10 yuan? No way, 20, 50, 100 yuan? Then I can afford it!"

A few people didn't speak, I panicked, and asked: "Could it be 200, 500, 1000 yuan?"

Several people nodded.

I scolded directly: "Damn it, are you crazy? It costs thousands of dollars at a time. The world of rich people is really unimaginable. I can warn you, you are already gambling, and you have to go in with a phone call." !"

As soon as my ears hurt, I was immediately pulled up, and my sister said: "Get up, don't play, don't let others play, play while you go!"

I persuaded my sister and said: "Sister, these people are rich and powerful, we don't play with them, if we play like this, we will lose our house!"

A few people ignored me and had already started.I watched from the side, and when I gave the money, I realized that I was cheated. It was 20, 50, 100, and there were thousands of dollars in winning and losing.

Katsuo and I were bored, we wandered around the room and almost lost our way, the inside is really big, I saw a pair of rackets in the gym, neither like badminton rackets nor tennis rackets, I took them down and asked Yaoyang: " What kind of racket is this? Why haven’t I seen it before?”

Yaoyang looked up and said, "This is a squash racket. There is a court in the gymnasium behind. You two are fine. Go and play, it's free!"

I smiled and said: "You still know me, it's free, we can't suffer, let's go, daughter-in-law, let's go exercise!"

When it came to the court, there were glass rooms one by one, with a line on the wall and a line on the ground. Katsuo and I studied the rules.In fact, it is not difficult, that is, one person stands in front of the line and serves, hits the wall, bounces to the ground, and the other hits the ball when the ball does not land again, hits the wall again, and misses Even if you lose, 15 points per game, two wins in three games.

Katsuo is very talented in sports. He is good at all kinds of small balls, table tennis, badminton, tennis, and even billiards better than me. She quickly became familiar with the rules and used them with ease.Hit me and fly all over the place.Finally, I slumped on the floor, sweating profusely and said, "Stop playing, it feels like you're walking your dog."

Katsuo threw the ball on my head and said, "Hey baby, pick it up!"

At this time, a man and a woman came to the isolation room. The man was young, with a strong figure, and his steps were light when he played ball. The woman was not very old, but she didn't seem very good at playing. They fell together, and then began to hug each other intimately, playing and fighting, completely ignoring whether it was a public place or not.

I thought it was a couple, or a couple, on vacation.

Things were not as simple as we thought. When Katsuo and I were about to leave, a man rushed in. When he saw the couple, he went straight up and beat and kicked the woman, while the other man stood aside. But he was indifferent and did not stop him.

That man made a deadly move. He kicked the woman on the head with one kick. When he was about to kick the second kick, Katsuo and I rushed over instinctively.

I hugged the beating man and pushed him to the ground. Katsuo helped the woman up. The woman's face was covered with blood, and her consciousness was a little blurred.

Katsuo shouted, "Don't you call an ambulance yet?"

The man who was pinned to the ground by me struggled desperately and said, "Snatch my man, you bastard, don't you just have more money than me?"

I froze for a moment, thinking that I had heard it wrong, Katsuo picked up the phone at this moment, ready to call an ambulance.

The woman woke up and shouted: "Don't call the police! Don't call the police!"

Only then did Shengnan put down the phone, and I warned the man on the ground, "Don't move, I'll let you go, and if you hit someone again, I really called the police, and people are about to die, just talk about it!" The man nodded and calmed down.

The man on the ground got up and said: "This eighth wife has a husband, and she is still pestering my husband, and wants to buy my husband with money. Do you think you should hit him or not?"

It was only then that I realized that I had heard it right just now. When he said his husband, he meant that man with a strong figure. I felt goosebumps all of a sudden, thinking that I had pinned him to the ground just now, and I was a little sick.

At this time, the woman said: "Why don't you understand, he is just trying to get your money. I can buy him with money today, but someone else can buy him with money the day after tomorrow. Only I am sincere to you! "

What?I'm confused again, this woman likes the man who beat her, and the man who beat her likes this strong man, and then this woman is with the strong man, this woman is still a married woman , the husband is not any of them.

Katsuo showed the same incredulous expression as I did.

The burly man finally spoke up: "I'm really only doing it for your money. The two of you are equally disgusting. I don't like men, and I don't like older women either. Come out to play. Why be so serious? Everyone is an adult. Mature, okay?" After speaking, he looked at the two people arrogantly and walked away.

The man on the ground beat the ground hard, crying like a woman.

The woman wanted to comfort him, but she didn't know what to say, so she also sat on the ground.

I pulled Sheng Nan to leave, but Sheng Nan was still a little worried. When he left, he said, "No matter what happens, violence can't solve the problem. Stop beating people. Think about the people around you, it's not worth it!"

After that, we returned to our villa.

I asked Shengnan, "You are against this kind of..." I didn't say anything, but Shengnan shook his head and said, "Why? People are born with the right to choose their own partner, whether it is a man or a woman, as long as the two are happy , will be blessed!"

Unexpectedly, by coincidence, we have the same values ​​and outlook on life.

When talking about this matter, Lao Feng had a criminal record and was unable to speak. Others felt that the woman was the most pitiful.

I asked strangely: "What's so pitiful about her? She's a married woman? This isn't some Qiong Yao's love drama, is it reasonable for Xiaosan? Since she likes other men, she should divorce her husband. How great is it to act as if you sacrificed yourself for love?"

Sister Min said: "Women are emotional animals. They don't treat feelings rationally. They often fall in love with a man on impulse. A man who treats her well all his life is not as good as a flower. A scum who can create small romances." The man was touched for a moment. Think about it, how attractive is a man who goes to work to support the family, washes clothes and cooks after get off work? On the contrary, a man who neither goes to work nor does housework, the woman returns home from get off work, and the man sends a flower Hua, say a few heart-warming words, and a woman's heart will be melted immediately. In the world of men and women, what can be done is never as good as what can be said."

I joked: "Then brother Yaoyang, can we talk or do it?"

Sister Min replied solemnly: "He can speak as well as do!"

Everyone nodded unanimously and said: "China is a good man!"

(End of this chapter)