Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 211 The Wedding Scene
Yaoyang immediately called the waiter, pointed at the man and woman I just mentioned, and said, "Go quietly and see what is the relationship between that man and woman?"

The waiter was also very clever, and immediately went over with the wine, and came back after a while and said, "They are husband and wife, and today is their fifth wedding anniversary."

The three cheered, and I drank three glasses of wine in one sip, took out 300 yuan, and put it on the table.

Yaoyang pointed to a young man and woman and said: "This man and woman are definitely not husband and wife, they just met each other. Look at their expressions, they are very polite. That man doesn't even dare to hold that woman's hand. Take a look at that woman. The woman just lowered her head, and the woman blushed all the time, looking at the man affectionately from time to time."

The waiter obediently took another bottle of wine, walked out, and asked after a while, "I went a few times, and they didn't even say a word, and I couldn't hear anything?"

Yaoyang scolded: "You're such a pighead, you wouldn't go over and say, there is an event in our store today, and all couples can get a dozen beers for free tonight!"

The waiter immediately understood and walked out again. After a while, he came back and said, "Are they considered husband and wife?"

I asked curiously, "What do you mean being a husband and wife?"

The waiter replied: "They are divorced and now they are dating again, I don't know if that counts?"

Yaoyang laughed loudly and said: "I won, no matter what, they are not husband and wife now!"

I retorted: "You win a fart, and you said that they just met, they used to be husband and wife, and they may be husband and wife in the future, I am willing to admit defeat, hurry up and pay for drinks!"

The other two people also echoed: "Hurry up and pay for a drink!"

Yaoyang had no choice but to pay for a drink.

In this way, we guessed all the people in the bar, and only a few we could guess correctly.

I summed it up and said: "It's too rare for couples to come to bars. Once you get married, how can you come to this kind of place to be chic? Cook a few dishes at home, drink some wine, save money, and don't need to cultivate relationships anymore , even if the man thinks, the woman will save money for the man. After all, before marriage, the money is not her own. After marriage, it is all her own money. From now on, we will guess at the restaurant, we will all come to eat , Let's see who is right."

Old Feng said with a smile: "It's still guesswork, just see if it's a man paying the bill or a woman paying the bill. If the man pays the bill, he must be unmarried, and if the woman pays the bill, he must be married. You idiot I know it all, so I don’t need to guess.”

Everyone nodded and said, that's the truth.

After returning home at night, Shengnan asked like a prisoner: "How many beauties did you drink with at night? Did you see any good ones? Did you meet a lot this night? Have you left your phone number?"

I said innocently: "There is a beautiful and charming wife at home, how can I pay more attention to the beauty outside?"

I said for Yaoyang's injustice: "I have to say a few words for Yaoyang. The prodigal son will not change his money when he returns. He is really honest now. His willingness to marry sister Min means that he wants to stabilize and doesn't want to play anymore. Some scholars have said that a person can play for three years in his life, regardless of the consequences, and play crazily. After playing, he still has no sense of loss or guilt. , There is no such atmosphere anymore. These three years, some people are very early, some people are very late, but it is only those three years, we call it the three years of no regrets."

Katsuo said: "I often see old men in their 80s and [-]s playing crazily than anyone else in entertainment venues."

I explained: "This is a better explanation. You think they are now 80 or 30 years old. When they are 40 or [-] years old, they just caught up with the early stage of reform and opening up. They want to play and have nowhere to go. They are in their [-]s and are busy supporting their families. They have no money or money." Play with energy, and when you are old, you will have time and money, and people who are old will start their three years of no regrets."

Katsuo nodded and said, "It seems to make sense!"

I continued to talk to Shengnan: "I used to have a client in Singapore, an old man in his 60s. He had a first wife in Singapore and a second wife in Shenzhen. Every time I come to Zhuhai, I must go to Shenzhen to pick her up." [-]. Grandma, here we go, we go to the nightclub together at night, then, he doesn’t sing, he doesn’t take advantage of it, he just performs this and that by himself, and then let everyone applaud him, I think he is like a monkey, But he himself enjoys it. When he arrives, he won’t take a single lady away, and each one will pay each other, and even the second wife doesn’t sleep in the same room, isn’t it strange to you?”

Katsuo asked puzzledly, "What is that for?"

I answered her with four words: "Willing and powerless!"

On the day of Yaoyang's wedding, the situation was unprecedented. The floats alone took up an entire street. As the best man, I also dressed up with extra spirit today. Looking at myself in the mirror, I felt that I was more in the limelight than the groom.

Sister Min's hometown is in Guangxi, so the meeting was arranged in the house that Sister Min rented in BJ. When she went upstairs and knocked on the door, one of Sister Min's little sisters opened the door inside and said through the security door: "Look Who is it?"

I said seriously: "Open the door, check the water meter!"

The little sister said with a smile: "Check the water meter, my house draws water from the well, and there is no water meter." After finishing speaking, she closed the door with a bang.

I knocked on the door again, and this time it was Katsuo who opened the door. I said with a playful smile, "Daughter-in-law, open the door!"

Sheng Nan snorted and said, "Who is your wife? Shameless, what's the matter? Say it quickly, don't say I'm closing the door."

After finishing speaking, the door was about to be closed, so I stretched my hand in hastily, and then shouted loudly: "Hurry up and open the door, it's covered!"

When Katsuo heard this, he became a little anxious, and hurriedly opened the door, and we rushed in.Only then did Katsuo realize that he had been duped, and hit me angrily.

After entering the room, they were stopped by this group of sisters again. Because of Katsuo's performance just now, the group of sisters agreed that Katsuo was suspected of being a traitor, and asked her to stand behind. A little sister with outstanding looks and a proud figure, Standing in front of him with his chest upright, he said, "Where's the groom? Tell him to come out. After passing my test, let him see the bride!"

Yaoyang came over from behind me and said, "Third sister, how do you usually treat me? Today is my brother's happy day, let me go, and give me what I want from now on!"

The third sister ignored Yaoyang and said, "Let's show some sincerity first, and then consider whether to let you go or not when you are sincere enough?"

I immediately took out a dozen red envelopes and handed them over. The third sister snatched them away, nodded, and said, "Sincerity is okay. Now we have a question, and we'll talk about it later."

I said confidently: "Come on, my brother is known as the little doctor of China, how can I not know a little bit, physical strength, mental strength, or intelligence, I can't make sharp turns without me, can this be difficult for me?"

The third sister took out the question cards prepared in advance and said, "First, sing ten songs expressing love to the bride."

Yaoyang opened his mouth and came: "I have loved you for ten thousand years... My love is like a tide... I can't stop loving you... I love you so much... I will love you even if I die..."

I went on to sing: "Love is just one word... Love me don't go... This is love... I love you dear mother..."

Just after singing, a group of little sisters agreed in unison: "Hey, good son!"

I protested: "You still have to take advantage of it? Have you passed this level? The next level, hurry up, I missed the good time and my brother Yaoyang's good deeds, don't blame me for taking you all as my little ones." Concubine!"

The sisters rushed forward, pointed at me and said, "You mean what you say, you won't die from exhaustion!"

Then I drank bitter gourd juice and did push-ups again, and I finally passed the toss.

Entering the inner room, I saw the dignified and beautiful sister Min, wearing a long gown, sitting on the bed, looking at Yaoyang with a smile, and was about to get out of bed and follow.Stopped by the little sisters, she said straight away: "Sister Min, you just hate getting married, so don't be in a hurry at this moment, you can't let him marry away so easily."

Only then did Sister Min sit down again, and the third sister stood at the head of the bed and asked, "The following three soul-torture questions, answered correctly, let you carry the bride away."

Yaoyang said generously, "Ask!"

Question [-]: "Who does the housework?" Yaoyan replied: "The nanny!" Question [-]: "Who manages the money at home?" Yaoyang replied: "I... a wife!" Question [-]: " If one day your brother has an accident, and your wife is going to have a baby again, where would you go first?" Yaoyang hesitated, not as straightforward as the previous two answers.There was a sudden silence, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Seeing this situation, I hastily said: "Why did you come up with a song title? Isn't this a dilemma? One side is friendship, the other side is love. It's neither right nor left. It's embarrassing for me. To tell you the truth, I'm in Zhuhai With the reputation of Xiao Zheng Zhongji, I will sing "The Dilemma" for everyone."

As soon as the crowd saw my rescue, they hurriedly booed and said, "You're not singing, you're showing shame. Come on, sing cheerfully, don't make us cry!"

Just as I was about to start singing, Sister Min said seriously: "A Fei, let him answer, I want to hear it!"

I still wanted to make jokes, Yaoyang said loudly: "A Fei, no need, I will answer your sister Min's question."

I thought in my heart, it's over, and I glared at Sanmei, who also blamed herself a little, muttering: "It's not my fault, I also copied it from the Internet, who knows it will cause trouble?"

Yaoyang said affectionately to Sister Min: "Min'er, if you give birth to a child, the child can still be born if I am not by your side, but my brother has an accident, and my brother is in trouble. If I don't go, I am not a human being." How can I raise my head to see my brother in the future?"

I scolded in my heart: "Are you stupid? You just say you want to watch your wife give birth. Who can blame you here?" Looking at Sister Min again, she didn't show any angry expression, and said softly: "My man , That's it, I'm afraid that if you marry me, you will become estranged from your brothers, I don't want you to change for me and do things you don't like because I entered your life."

(End of this chapter)