Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 260
Liu Ziran suddenly felt a chill hit him, but he said: "Who is afraid of whom? Are you going to bake it for me? If you don't, get out, I'll bake it myself."

I took off the apron, threw it to the side, and said: "I bake it by myself, and I don't want to serve you anymore. I spend money and work hard, and I still have to be picky and picky by you. I bake it by myself. I think I am the uncle. Bah, in my eyes, you guys are worse than shit!"

Then turned around and walked away, leaving Liu Ziran there in a hurry, not knowing what to do.

Sitting by the lake, drinking wine, looking at the night sky, looking at the cheerful crowd, thinking in my heart, the hearts of these people are actually much more fragile than mine. It is their elders who sheltered them from the wind and rain and paved the way for them since they came out of their mother's womb. They walked on the escalator, and we walked on the thorns.

Several figures sat beside me, Cao Yu, Hua Zhonghua, Du Shiyang, or sister May, who took out a snow-white handkerchief and handed it to me, saying, "Wipe your face, it's all dust."

I said gratefully: "Thank you, Miss May. Few people use handkerchiefs these days. It's rare. It's so white that I'm too embarrassed to get it dirty."

Sister May smiled and said, "Wash the handkerchief if it's dirty, but if the heart is dirty, you can't wash it back."

I looked at Miss May in amazement and said, "You mean my heart?"

Sister May said quickly: "What are you talking about? You are not talking about you. On the contrary, you have a heart like gold, which is crystal clear. I look disgusting on the surface, and I have a bad mouth. Your reputation outside It's not good, you can't forgive others, you have a villain's mind, and you will get revenge, but we have been in contact for a while, and we all think that you are a qualified person and a friend you can make."

I said dissatisfiedly: "You have praised me so much, and finally you can barely classify me as a qualified human being? I don't agree with this evaluation."

Sister May smiled charmingly, and said: "I hate it, you have to boast that you are full of hype to be satisfied, I found out, you have to scold you, you can't praise, you will go to heaven if you praise."

Du Shiyang echoed: "No, this person just doesn't know good from bad, so you can't give him a good face. Give him some color and he can open a dyeing workshop, and give him some sunshine and he can shine. This kind of person, you can't wait until you are 70 years old." Don't give him a good face, just don't give him enough to eat before the age of 80!"

Cao Yu followed and said: "Yes, yes, you are so right. I have lived with him for so long, and I know him too well, so I have to treat him coldly."

I said angrily: "Shut up, are you a man? Why do you turn around and help women? When you look at you, you will be a strict wife and no future. In front of Du Shiniang, you have to adjust your vibration even if you fart , I'm afraid that there will be a big noise and scare her, you say you are a big man, can you give us men some face!"

Looking at Hua Zhonghua, I said again: "And you, why is it so difficult to talk? A tall and big person needs knowledge, knowledge, and family background. He is full of ink and dare not show it to others. , It's a pity, it's a pity, people have to write about you in books, play you in plays, and show you if you have this strength in your life. I am really angry and mournful!"

Du Shiyang said dissatisfiedly: "What did you call me just now? How dare you call me one more time? If you have the mouth to talk about others, but not yourself, you can just be yourself? You've been fooling around all day, and you don't seem to care about anything, but in your heart Care about everything, can't let go of anything. Treat people well, but refuse to admit it, it's not popular in this era to give silently, it's outdated."

I retorted: "I'm not nice to anyone, don't get me wrong!"

Du Shiyang snorted and said, "I don't know what you think? Why dare not admit it? Let me ask you, did you intercede with Principal Pan, want to call Mrs. Yuan back, and say not to make things worse, Tell everyone to stop talking about misunderstanding you. She treats you so well, and you don't care about her. Why do the outside world say that you will get revenge? Why do you have to leave such an impression on others? This is your protective color, protection One of your own ways?"

The other three people looked at me at the same time. They didn't seem to know about my pleading with Principal Pan. I explained: "You misunderstood. I don't want to offend my future mother-in-law. She is my fiancée's little mother. Offend her. How will I see my fiancée in the future?"

Du Shiyang asked a little disappointed: "You have a fiancée?"

I replied frankly: "Yes, we plan to get married on November [-]. Teacher Yuan is my fiancée's stepmother. She has always disliked me and looked down on our family. To marry me, I think Liu Ziran from Class [-] is more suitable for my fiancée."

Everyone opened their mouths.

At this time, Hua Zhonghua, who had been silent all the time, said: "Nonsense, whoever dares to say it must be worthy of him. You look good at me, but I actually envy you. You have the courage to speak and express yourself, and I Well, I have been useless since I was a child except for studying. People around me regard me as a freak. No one wants to be friends with me. Even if they are friends with me, it is because of my identity, not because of myself. A person’s self Charm is more valuable than anything else. Fade Chen, you have a personality that makes people get close and likes to be close to you. You have a charm that makes men and women irresistible. Inherent, it cannot be imitated, nor can it be deliberately pretended. This is the most noble wealth in life. The world often does not use those to measure a person, but only with money, family background, these illusory things Measure it, ignorance!"

I blushed and said: "You are really capable. I just said that about you, and you turned around and praised me so much that I almost believed it. If you said so much, I wouldn't I am notorious, but I am very happy. At least someone is talking about me. This is what I did not expect. Definition, it can be regarded as a blessing in misfortune!"

At this time, Liu Ziran's side suddenly seemed to be on fire, and the flames rose up. I cursed, I was fucked, and ran over in a hurry.

Liu Ziran was disheveled, with a piece of his eyebrow burned off, and asked me with lingering fear: "Isn't this fire water directly added to the carbon?"

I sighed and said: "You guys, please come closer to live, please? Fire water is used to light carbon, you should pour it on the newspaper, light the newspaper, and go to burn the carbon. You can add it directly, can you?" Did it burn your eyebrows? I don’t understand, you ask, if this burns your face and disfigures me, I’m going to die of joy, what a fool, I’m just so greedy, is it okay? Go get soy sauce and apply it to the burned place, otherwise There will definitely be blisters tomorrow, and it won’t be good to leave scars then!"

Liu Ziran hurriedly found soy sauce, applied it on the burnt area, and asked me as he applied it, "You're not cheating on me, are you? You said that on purpose to leave pigment on my face, making it look like a birthmark?"

I smiled triumphantly and said, "Aren't you stupid? You guessed it right, but it's too late!"

Hearing what I said, Liu Ziran was not afraid at all, but felt at ease, and explained to me: "We BJ people don't eat barbecue like this. We all skewer on big forks and grill over charcoal fire. It's as stingy as you guys. It’s not enjoyable to eat with such a small skewer.”

I curled my lips and said: "It's said that you can roast it on a big fork. If you don't know it, you can't. Just admit it. Don't I also know what a wormhole is? There are specialties in the art industry. Everyone has their own areas of expertise. It is not shameful, it is ridiculous to pretend to understand."

Liu Ziran said a little embarrassedly: "Use your lesson and bake yours, there are still many people waiting to eat!"

Du Shiyang said with a smile from the side; "The controller of the dignified angel investment fund was so helplessly refuted by a small employee, who would believe it if he told it?"

Liu Ziran said unconvinced: "What about you? How are you doing? It's not because he was so angry that he jumped his feet. This thing is a freak. Most people can't cure him. It's like a monkey, lawless."

I snorted and said, "Don't say you know me too much. We are not familiar with each other. We are still enemies. I guess I was afraid of being beaten last time. Now I dare not show off in front of me. I saw you before. I can't wait to cram my tendons and peel my skin."

Liu Ziran said angrily, "You're sneaking up on me, let's do it officially, I won't blow you away!"

I put down the drill in my hand and said, "Hey, you still want to make gestures, gestures? Don't look at you, you are big and thick, my Bajiquan is like playing with you, it's not that our Shengnan told me not to Killing, you have already started."

Du Shiyang smiled and said: "So, do you still have a compassionate heart? Who is Shengnan, your fiancee?"

I nodded yes.
Liu Ziran immediately took over the conversation and said, "I thought you didn't even remember our Shengnan. Seeing so many beauties, your heart is ready to move? You almost forgot about our Shengnan? If you dare to hurt I'm so rude to our Katsuo's heart!"

I poohed and said, "Don't take one by one from our family's Shengnan. Does Shengnan belong to your family? Shengnan feels like throwing up when he sees you. He doesn't know you well. He insisted on having a relationship with Shengnan, and even taught me for Shengnan." , what qualifications do you have?"

Liu Ziran cut his throat and said, "Sheng Nan is my younger sister, my sister. It wasn't you who got in the way. Sheng Nan and I have already lived together. You have the nerve to ask me, what qualifications do I have?"

I looked at the shameless Liu Ziran and said, "Why do you look more and more like me when you look shameless? You can learn from me, like Sheng Nan, you won't even glance at it. You should die of your self-indulgent sentimentality. I'm too lazy. Let me tell you, what should I do, don't interfere with my barbecue."

(End of this chapter)