Confessions of a Salesman
Chapter 370 Dove occupying the magpie's nest
Chapter 370 Dove occupying the magpie's nest
Katsuo grabbed my ear and asked me, "Say it again!"
While crying out for pain, I said: "The people who chased my Sheng Nan all came from China to Africa. I am so lucky to find such a good woman to be my girlfriend. She is gentle and considerate. She never hits me." people!"
Sheng Nan smiled, clapped his palms, and said: "If you don't fight for a day, you will go to the house to expose the tiles! From now on, be an honest man, look at the beautiful women outside, and you will dig out my eyeballs, you know? "
I nodded hurriedly and said, "You know, I will be a human being soberly in the future. As long as it is a female animal, I will turn around and run away. I won't even let mosquitos touch me!"
Katsuo smiled and said, "Good boy!"
I like Katsuo's temper very much. One thing is that Katsuo likes to be straightforward. If there is any dissatisfaction, she can just say it. She is actually very smart and has a detective mind, but she never beats around the bush. She never says anything. Hide it in your heart.
Katsuo is back, so I naturally have to inform my relatives to come to my house as guests.
In the evening, I cooked a large table of dishes and called Lin Jiasheng, Lao Feng, Brother Zeng, Mr. Li, and of course Du Shiyang who hadn't left yet.
As soon as Du Shiyang entered the house, Katsunan hugged her warmly, and then the two of them ran into the room and whispered, I was so nervous that I almost cut my fingers.
Old Feng was at the side, nibbling a cucumber, and said with a sneer, "The concubine has seen the main palace, so I'm afraid I'll let it slip?"
I nodded absent-mindedly, but immediately shook my head and said, "What and what? I am upright and not afraid of evil shadows. What am I afraid of? Don't talk nonsense!"
Brother Zeng also came over and said, "You've cut the shredded potatoes into cubes, and you still say you're not afraid? Are you guilty? You're a troublesome woman!"
I snorted and said, "I'm making mashed potatoes. What do you think they are talking about? Why don't you ask Sister Li to find out for me!"
Brother Zeng snorted and said, "Didn't you say you're not afraid? You're not afraid of crooked shadows when you're upright, and you were so stubborn just now!"
I pursed my lips and said, "I'm still a brother. If you don't help, you won't help. Get out, don't stand here and block my work!"
Brother Zeng and Lao Feng walked out, and I saw President Li walk into the room.After a while, I heard the laughter of three people in the room.
The dinner was going on in a cordial and friendly atmosphere, I didn't see that Katsuo was a little unhappy, so I was relieved, Du Shiyang was still the same as before, he didn't deliberately avoid me, what should be joking was still joking.
Lin Jiasheng is actually the same kind of person as Shengnan. They are both smart and like to go straight. Lin Jiasheng raised his glass and said, "It's been a long time since we gathered together for dinner. Let me offer a glass. I want to toast this glass." Xia Shengnan, welcome her triumphant return!"
Katsuo hurriedly stood up and said, "Thank you Brother Lin, thank you everyone for taking care of Ah Fei during this time!"
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and finally Lao Feng said: "Actually, he has been taking care of us. Without him, my company, Brother Lin's company, and Shiyang's company would be unable to move a single step. My master is strong!"
Just as I wanted to say a few words of modesty, Brother Zeng picked up the cup and said sincerely: "Then I will also say a few words, my brother gave me a home, a warm home, which I have never thought of in my life. Everyone knows that I have been in prison, and I am not on the same level as you, but he brought me into his circle. Here, no one dislikes my past and treats me so sincerely. I did it, thank you brother, Thank you everyone!" Mr. Li gently held Brother Zeng's hand and looked at him encouragingly.
Mr. Li said: "He, I've been holding this in my stomach for a long time, and I just said it today. I'm so happy for him!"
When she was so emotional, Katsuo suddenly laughed abruptly, seeing that everyone was looking at her, she said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I thought of what Ah Fei said yesterday, when you get angry, your stomach will bulge, and you will get pregnant easily." Chen Wen, Sister Li just said that Brother Zeng's words have been held in her stomach for a long time, and I suddenly remembered that Brother Zeng's stretch marks are also very deep!"
Everyone burst into laughter, Brother Zeng almost burst into tears.I knew it was joy, tears of joy, the pleasure and relief of his words.
Du Shiyang also picked up the cup and said: "Then let me say a few words. I admit that I like A Fei, but I never hide it, and I have never done anything to be sorry for Katsuo. I just regret not getting to know him first." He, I thank him, when I needed help the most and when I was at a loss, he gave me the greatest help. He didn't stay out of it, and he didn't avoid suspicion. I envy you Katsuo, but I'm not jealous, because I think only you and him are suitable. of!"
Katsuo looked at me affectionately and said: "I have always had confidence in him. He knows what he should do and what he shouldn't do. Although he is a little angry, I can understand. I don't blame Shiyang, nor you. Blame him, you are all my relatives, all of you!" After finishing speaking, he drank a glass.
I picked up the wine glass and made a concluding speech: "Okay, let's end this commendation meeting about Comrade Fade Chen. I have said so nastyly, how can I be so sighed, the days to come will be long, I With this little ability, I can save people from fire and water. Hey, it would be great if Yaoyang and the others could come back during the Chinese New Year this year."
Lin Jiasheng suggested: "Didn't you say you want to take a vacation? How about we go abroad together."
Old Feng immediately objected: "If I don't go, how will I spend the New Year abroad? It's boring. Besides, I have to go back to my hometown for the New Year. Hey, let's not talk about it!"
I immediately said: "Why don't I go back with you once to see the teacher's wife..."
Old Feng hurriedly stopped and said: "Stop! Don't mention it, I've only had such a shameful thing in my life, so don't talk about it anymore. If you say anything else, I'll have to find a crack in the ground and get in!"
Brother Zeng persuaded: "People are not sages and sages, so I am not wrong. I have gone on the wrong road. If I know my mistakes, I can correct them. There is nothing good about it."
I let out a sigh and said, "I'm starting to study. It's not scary to be a hooligan, but I'm afraid that a hooligan is educated!"
Mr. Li gave me a piss and said, "What are you talking about? Our Zeng is also an undergraduate student in a correspondence university, and now we study poetry and poetry every day. Your little ink may not be our opponent!"
I dissatisfied and said: "Oh, I also obey Li Bai and Du Fu in terms of culture. I was not born in that era. If I were in that era, there would be some poets and poets. I am the only one in the world!"
Katsuo said with a smile: "Baby, be humble, blow too much, easy to have stretch marks!"
I laughed and said, "I can't make it through, can I?"
Sheng Nan laughed and said, "I've been counting on this joke to live my whole life!"
In the evening, everyone refused to leave, and I was unwilling, so I said: "Can you have a little insight, we are small and newly married, and we have been back for two days, and I haven't fished for a night, and people occupy our house every day." , You said that you all have a big family and a big business. Brother Zeng, your house is several times bigger than mine, so why don’t you just go home and live? Take all these monsters and monsters to your house, why do they always harm our house! "
Brother Zeng went over to the sofa and said, "I'm drunk and can't drive, so I'll be staying here tonight. Our house is too big to clean up!"
Lin Jiasheng and Lao Feng looked at me and said, "You won't let us go back to Dongguan, right? That's too heartless!"
I said helplessly: "I only have three rooms, not enough to live in, grandpas and aunts, please pity me!"
After finishing speaking, I looked at Du Shiyang who was laughing with Sheng Nan, and Du Shiyang said grandly: "You stay me here for one night, and I will give you two a villa!"
My face, which was originally pulled down, immediately smiled and said: "You are a big boss, your teeth are like gold and stones, so let's say it!"
Katsuo glared at me and said, "Money fan!"
I protested: "You have also seen that my group of cronies and dog friends will never leave once they come. They don't even have a place to live. When they have a villa in the future, they will live wherever they like, and where they live. It's great. I'm also for For everyone's sake!"
Lin Jiasheng said: "We have discussed it, and we plan to give you the first villa jointly built by the three of us as a new house!"
As soon as I heard it was true, I hurriedly said: "You don't get rewarded without merit. This gift is too great. I don't dare to ask for it. What do you say, Sheng Nan?"
Katsuo also shook his head and said, "That's not okay. If you get married in the future, how can we give gifts?"
Lao Feng waved his hand and said, "Then we'll just sell half and give half away, and you'll pay for it yourself."
I hurriedly said: "This is the most expensive villa in the country. I can't afford it. Why don't you give me something else? Diamonds and gold."
Du Shiyang said with disgust: "Tacky!"
The next day we finally sent off these plague gods, and Katsuo and I came to a rare halt.
While tidying up the room, I asked Katsuo, "How many days are you on vacation this time? Or are you not leaving?"
Katsuo asked me mysteriously, "Do you want me to go, or do you not want me to go?"
I rolled my eyes and said, "Aren't you asking nonsense?"
Katsuo kicked me and said, "How do you talk to the Queen?"
I rubbed my ass and said, "Queen Eight? How inappropriate is it to say that? Are you going or not?"
Katsuo said with a smile: "I'm not leaving. I've officially been promoted. Now I'm at the senior level, and I'm still in the original unit. Now I'm the political commissar of the Xiangzhou District Traffic Police Brigade."
I danced happily, and said, "Oh, this time you are honoring your ancestors, and you are the biggest official in our family now."
Shengnan smiled and said, "I'm far behind. Your dad used to be at the deputy department level. My dad is a little higher. Or is he the eldest brother?"
I hummed and said: "There are quite a few, but they are men, and you are the female general of our Chen family! Proud, I am proud!"
We didn't expect to be able to take a vacation. One was that Katsuo had to go back to work to report, and the other was that something happened to a small appliance.
Typhoons are the most common natural disasters in coastal areas. When they heard that a typhoon was coming, the people of the city raised their hands to welcome it.Without him, because it is possible to have a holiday, the whole city is closed, and the students are on holiday.
(End of this chapter)
Katsuo grabbed my ear and asked me, "Say it again!"
While crying out for pain, I said: "The people who chased my Sheng Nan all came from China to Africa. I am so lucky to find such a good woman to be my girlfriend. She is gentle and considerate. She never hits me." people!"
Sheng Nan smiled, clapped his palms, and said: "If you don't fight for a day, you will go to the house to expose the tiles! From now on, be an honest man, look at the beautiful women outside, and you will dig out my eyeballs, you know? "
I nodded hurriedly and said, "You know, I will be a human being soberly in the future. As long as it is a female animal, I will turn around and run away. I won't even let mosquitos touch me!"
Katsuo smiled and said, "Good boy!"
I like Katsuo's temper very much. One thing is that Katsuo likes to be straightforward. If there is any dissatisfaction, she can just say it. She is actually very smart and has a detective mind, but she never beats around the bush. She never says anything. Hide it in your heart.
Katsuo is back, so I naturally have to inform my relatives to come to my house as guests.
In the evening, I cooked a large table of dishes and called Lin Jiasheng, Lao Feng, Brother Zeng, Mr. Li, and of course Du Shiyang who hadn't left yet.
As soon as Du Shiyang entered the house, Katsunan hugged her warmly, and then the two of them ran into the room and whispered, I was so nervous that I almost cut my fingers.
Old Feng was at the side, nibbling a cucumber, and said with a sneer, "The concubine has seen the main palace, so I'm afraid I'll let it slip?"
I nodded absent-mindedly, but immediately shook my head and said, "What and what? I am upright and not afraid of evil shadows. What am I afraid of? Don't talk nonsense!"
Brother Zeng also came over and said, "You've cut the shredded potatoes into cubes, and you still say you're not afraid? Are you guilty? You're a troublesome woman!"
I snorted and said, "I'm making mashed potatoes. What do you think they are talking about? Why don't you ask Sister Li to find out for me!"
Brother Zeng snorted and said, "Didn't you say you're not afraid? You're not afraid of crooked shadows when you're upright, and you were so stubborn just now!"
I pursed my lips and said, "I'm still a brother. If you don't help, you won't help. Get out, don't stand here and block my work!"
Brother Zeng and Lao Feng walked out, and I saw President Li walk into the room.After a while, I heard the laughter of three people in the room.
The dinner was going on in a cordial and friendly atmosphere, I didn't see that Katsuo was a little unhappy, so I was relieved, Du Shiyang was still the same as before, he didn't deliberately avoid me, what should be joking was still joking.
Lin Jiasheng is actually the same kind of person as Shengnan. They are both smart and like to go straight. Lin Jiasheng raised his glass and said, "It's been a long time since we gathered together for dinner. Let me offer a glass. I want to toast this glass." Xia Shengnan, welcome her triumphant return!"
Katsuo hurriedly stood up and said, "Thank you Brother Lin, thank you everyone for taking care of Ah Fei during this time!"
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and finally Lao Feng said: "Actually, he has been taking care of us. Without him, my company, Brother Lin's company, and Shiyang's company would be unable to move a single step. My master is strong!"
Just as I wanted to say a few words of modesty, Brother Zeng picked up the cup and said sincerely: "Then I will also say a few words, my brother gave me a home, a warm home, which I have never thought of in my life. Everyone knows that I have been in prison, and I am not on the same level as you, but he brought me into his circle. Here, no one dislikes my past and treats me so sincerely. I did it, thank you brother, Thank you everyone!" Mr. Li gently held Brother Zeng's hand and looked at him encouragingly.
Mr. Li said: "He, I've been holding this in my stomach for a long time, and I just said it today. I'm so happy for him!"
When she was so emotional, Katsuo suddenly laughed abruptly, seeing that everyone was looking at her, she said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I thought of what Ah Fei said yesterday, when you get angry, your stomach will bulge, and you will get pregnant easily." Chen Wen, Sister Li just said that Brother Zeng's words have been held in her stomach for a long time, and I suddenly remembered that Brother Zeng's stretch marks are also very deep!"
Everyone burst into laughter, Brother Zeng almost burst into tears.I knew it was joy, tears of joy, the pleasure and relief of his words.
Du Shiyang also picked up the cup and said: "Then let me say a few words. I admit that I like A Fei, but I never hide it, and I have never done anything to be sorry for Katsuo. I just regret not getting to know him first." He, I thank him, when I needed help the most and when I was at a loss, he gave me the greatest help. He didn't stay out of it, and he didn't avoid suspicion. I envy you Katsuo, but I'm not jealous, because I think only you and him are suitable. of!"
Katsuo looked at me affectionately and said: "I have always had confidence in him. He knows what he should do and what he shouldn't do. Although he is a little angry, I can understand. I don't blame Shiyang, nor you. Blame him, you are all my relatives, all of you!" After finishing speaking, he drank a glass.
I picked up the wine glass and made a concluding speech: "Okay, let's end this commendation meeting about Comrade Fade Chen. I have said so nastyly, how can I be so sighed, the days to come will be long, I With this little ability, I can save people from fire and water. Hey, it would be great if Yaoyang and the others could come back during the Chinese New Year this year."
Lin Jiasheng suggested: "Didn't you say you want to take a vacation? How about we go abroad together."
Old Feng immediately objected: "If I don't go, how will I spend the New Year abroad? It's boring. Besides, I have to go back to my hometown for the New Year. Hey, let's not talk about it!"
I immediately said: "Why don't I go back with you once to see the teacher's wife..."
Old Feng hurriedly stopped and said: "Stop! Don't mention it, I've only had such a shameful thing in my life, so don't talk about it anymore. If you say anything else, I'll have to find a crack in the ground and get in!"
Brother Zeng persuaded: "People are not sages and sages, so I am not wrong. I have gone on the wrong road. If I know my mistakes, I can correct them. There is nothing good about it."
I let out a sigh and said, "I'm starting to study. It's not scary to be a hooligan, but I'm afraid that a hooligan is educated!"
Mr. Li gave me a piss and said, "What are you talking about? Our Zeng is also an undergraduate student in a correspondence university, and now we study poetry and poetry every day. Your little ink may not be our opponent!"
I dissatisfied and said: "Oh, I also obey Li Bai and Du Fu in terms of culture. I was not born in that era. If I were in that era, there would be some poets and poets. I am the only one in the world!"
Katsuo said with a smile: "Baby, be humble, blow too much, easy to have stretch marks!"
I laughed and said, "I can't make it through, can I?"
Sheng Nan laughed and said, "I've been counting on this joke to live my whole life!"
In the evening, everyone refused to leave, and I was unwilling, so I said: "Can you have a little insight, we are small and newly married, and we have been back for two days, and I haven't fished for a night, and people occupy our house every day." , You said that you all have a big family and a big business. Brother Zeng, your house is several times bigger than mine, so why don’t you just go home and live? Take all these monsters and monsters to your house, why do they always harm our house! "
Brother Zeng went over to the sofa and said, "I'm drunk and can't drive, so I'll be staying here tonight. Our house is too big to clean up!"
Lin Jiasheng and Lao Feng looked at me and said, "You won't let us go back to Dongguan, right? That's too heartless!"
I said helplessly: "I only have three rooms, not enough to live in, grandpas and aunts, please pity me!"
After finishing speaking, I looked at Du Shiyang who was laughing with Sheng Nan, and Du Shiyang said grandly: "You stay me here for one night, and I will give you two a villa!"
My face, which was originally pulled down, immediately smiled and said: "You are a big boss, your teeth are like gold and stones, so let's say it!"
Katsuo glared at me and said, "Money fan!"
I protested: "You have also seen that my group of cronies and dog friends will never leave once they come. They don't even have a place to live. When they have a villa in the future, they will live wherever they like, and where they live. It's great. I'm also for For everyone's sake!"
Lin Jiasheng said: "We have discussed it, and we plan to give you the first villa jointly built by the three of us as a new house!"
As soon as I heard it was true, I hurriedly said: "You don't get rewarded without merit. This gift is too great. I don't dare to ask for it. What do you say, Sheng Nan?"
Katsuo also shook his head and said, "That's not okay. If you get married in the future, how can we give gifts?"
Lao Feng waved his hand and said, "Then we'll just sell half and give half away, and you'll pay for it yourself."
I hurriedly said: "This is the most expensive villa in the country. I can't afford it. Why don't you give me something else? Diamonds and gold."
Du Shiyang said with disgust: "Tacky!"
The next day we finally sent off these plague gods, and Katsuo and I came to a rare halt.
While tidying up the room, I asked Katsuo, "How many days are you on vacation this time? Or are you not leaving?"
Katsuo asked me mysteriously, "Do you want me to go, or do you not want me to go?"
I rolled my eyes and said, "Aren't you asking nonsense?"
Katsuo kicked me and said, "How do you talk to the Queen?"
I rubbed my ass and said, "Queen Eight? How inappropriate is it to say that? Are you going or not?"
Katsuo said with a smile: "I'm not leaving. I've officially been promoted. Now I'm at the senior level, and I'm still in the original unit. Now I'm the political commissar of the Xiangzhou District Traffic Police Brigade."
I danced happily, and said, "Oh, this time you are honoring your ancestors, and you are the biggest official in our family now."
Shengnan smiled and said, "I'm far behind. Your dad used to be at the deputy department level. My dad is a little higher. Or is he the eldest brother?"
I hummed and said: "There are quite a few, but they are men, and you are the female general of our Chen family! Proud, I am proud!"
We didn't expect to be able to take a vacation. One was that Katsuo had to go back to work to report, and the other was that something happened to a small appliance.
Typhoons are the most common natural disasters in coastal areas. When they heard that a typhoon was coming, the people of the city raised their hands to welcome it.Without him, because it is possible to have a holiday, the whole city is closed, and the students are on holiday.
(End of this chapter)
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