Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 50

When I saw his cousin again today, I first shook my hand politely, then called out, "Hello, sister-in-law!" Then I said, "Sister-in-law, we've met before. Your cousin is my college classmate." Then I said The name of my college classmate.

Qi Qian was very surprised and said that the world is too small.I said, "It's your help for our family to buy a house. My parents have said they would like to thank you until now."

Qi Qian should have worked in many real estate houses, so I asked which one?After I said it, she said she had an impression, but in fact I don't think she remembered it at all.

In the evening, I invited everyone to dinner together. At the wine table, I kept toasting the tax worker and Qi Qian. It was obvious that Qi Qian was very good at drinking and drinking.There are many people who can drink, but not so many people who can drink.And he is very good at atmosphere, he should be a veteran of public relations.The tax worker is very restrained in this regard. He is not very talkative at ordinary times, and he doesn't drink much wine, but Qi Qian gave the tax worker enough face. He looked at the tax worker almost every time he drank a glass of wine and said a word.No matter who makes a joke about the tax workers, Qi Qian can handle it with ease and give it back.I have to say that Qi Qian is a very good wife.

After they were full of food and drink, they returned to the dormitory. Zhang Hua and Xiao Wan had already given up their rooms. At first, the tax worker refused to die. But when I saw that the tax worker’s bed was a 1.5-meter single bed, he decided to put it away. Qi Qian's luggage was thrown into Xiaowan's room, and she said, "We'll deal with it today, and I'll get you a big bed tomorrow."

Seeing that the kindness was difficult, the tax worker went in with Qi Qian to rest.But the problem came, Xiao Wan and Zhang Hua couldn't live anymore, so I had to carry forward the style, let one of them sleep in my room, and I went out to find a place to live by myself.Both of them wanted to sleep in my room and they quarreled.It wasn't my room that was clean. On the contrary, the tax collector was a clean freak. The room was spotless and everything was neatly arranged. Unlike my room, although it wasn't dirty, it was very messy.

I left the quarrelsome couple and called Mao Mao and said that I wanted to spend the night with him.Mao Mao was actually in Changsha, saying that he would accompany the leaders to a meeting and let me find Xiao Mao myself.I had to call Xia Mao, Xia Xia was not at home, and asked me to go to Xiaoxia's house to find her.I was embarrassed and felt bad, but I didn't know where to go, so I found the address of Xiaoxia's house according to the address given by Xiaomao.

When I got downstairs to Xiaoxia's house, I found out that this is the community where the leaders of the city live. They are all two-story buildings, but they are not villas.The houses are relatively old, but are large in size.

After ringing the doorbell, a middle-aged aunt opened the door and led me in without asking me.In the lobby, a group of women were sitting on the sofa, discussing the plot on TV.When Xiaomao saw me coming, he dragged me and sat in the middle of a group of eldest sisters.

Then Xia Mao introduced in a Hong Kong and Taiwanese accent: "This is the executive of a well-known domestic enterprise group from Hong Kong and Macau, Mr. Chen Fei, please tell me about the feeling of returning to your hometown?"

I learned in a fine-haired tone and said, "I'm very excited. The motherland has changed so much." Then I changed it directly into Northeastern dialect: "Especially the old ladies here, all of them are very smart!"

After listening to the eldest sisters, they laughed. One of the eldest sisters happened to come from the Northeast and said, "What the heck, this is the first time I have heard the Northeast dialect in Hunan for such a long time. Does the party have to have gentlemen? Who do you want to be satisfied with when you come here?" Then she shouted like a resentful woman, "Men, I want men!"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

A scantily clad eldest sister pulled me onto her lap and sat down and said, "I think this guy is very manly, I like it." After speaking, he touched my chest muscle with his hand and said, "This feeling, very nice!"

I was red from head to toe and stood up, very embarrassed.At this time, there was a cry from upstairs: "A Fei, come up, don't be familiar with these old ladies!" When I saw that it was Jiang Jiang, it was a liberation.

I called out hello, and then asked Xiaomao, "Where's Xiaoxia?"

Before Xiaomao could answer, someone patted my ass and said, "Is your name Xiaoxia? It's Sister Xia."

Xiaoxia came over from behind me, holding a plate of fruit in her hand, and I immediately pretended to be orderly and said, "Hello, Sister Xiaoxia."

I ran upstairs to look for Jiang Jiang.Downstairs did not know what to say, and then there was another burst of laughter.

Entering Jiang Jiang's room, the smoke was smoky, Jiang Jiang sat in front of the computer and played games intently.I choked on the smoke and coughed, so I joked: "Jiang Jiang, are you cultivating immortals? Such a big smoke? Don't open the window?" Jiang Jiang didn't listen to me at all, just pointed at the computer screen and said: Cleared the level, can you help me see how this level went?"

I saw that it was the "Legend of Sword and Fairy" that we played together in Zhuhai, and I immediately became interested. Speaking of which, we were in the university dormitory at that time, and 6 people took turns to play, day and night, before we cleared the level.Jiang Jiang reached the last level by himself, which is amazing.After that, I both got into the game.

I don't know how long it will take, but the big boss will be seen soon. Xiaoxia and Xia Mao push the door and enter, Xia Mao calls out, "Is it 119? This is Building 10, Xiaguang Road. There is a fire on the second floor. Come and put out the fire quickly. !" I know it's a joke, but the two of us were so focused on the game that we didn't even bother.

Xiaoxia quit and said loudly, "A Fei, don't be like Jiang Jiang, he's stupid when he plays games. The sisters downstairs asked you to have a late night snack, hurry up!"

I turned a deaf ear and pointed Jiang Jiang how to pass the border.Xiaoxia pulled me up and walked out the door.Jiang Jiang watched Xiaoxia pull me out, and suddenly shouted: "Everyone go out, Ah Fei, come here quickly!" Xiaoxia and Xiaomao were both frightened and immediately retreated.

But less than 5 minutes later, Xiaoxia came in with a bastard, pointed at Jiang Jiang and said, "You say it again, you just dared to yell at me!"

I was afraid that they would fight, so I hurriedly stopped in the middle, and the fine hair grabbed my ear all of a sudden, and I kept shouting: "It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!"

Jiang Jiang stood up angrily, walked in front of Xiaoxia, and then... tugged at his ears with both hands and said, "Wife, I was wrong!"

I gave a "bah" and said to Jiang Jiang, "Can we have a little bit of backbone?"

My ears hurt again, and I raised my hand in surrender with "Ah...ah...ah...".

Helpless, Jiang Jiang and I could only go downstairs and accompany a group of aunts to have supper.When I went downstairs, I said to Jiang Jiang, "Your family education is really strict!" Jiang Jiang glared at me and scolded: "You have the ability, why don't you resist, and tell me!" I retorted: "This It's your house, and I'm a guest!" The fine hair patted me on the head again and said, "No one treats you as a guest, so be honest with me, or I'll come back and clean you up later!" Why did you enter the den of thieves, this hero, why don't you let the poor monk go!"

(End of this chapter)