Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 517 The Return of Yaoyang

So I called Yaoyang in front of everyone, and said in a Hong Kong-Taiwan accent, "Hi, this is Haoxiner Law Firm, is this Mr. Zhang Yaoyang? ... Is it like this, you are not in Zimbabwe The private solicitor hotel spent a total of 65 billion Zimbabwean rira on eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. Now the bank over there has officially sued you. You may receive a subpoena in the near future. Our law firm can fight this lawsuit for you for free. But you have to pay 10 yuan for the cost of production and business trips. If there is no problem, I will send you the account number in a while, and you can just send the money...Hey, why are you swearing!...It's too uncivilized...I Your second uncle! My second uncle is already old, but I can't stand your troubles!"

Everyone laughed.

Yaoyang said, "Are you okay? I'm busy here!"

I said dissatisfied: "You are so busy, making money is the business. Our restaurant is about to close down, and you don't come back to see it. Are you planning to take root in Hubei? What about our parents? You were kidnapped You are not allowed to come back, my dear son here, I don’t see him a few times throughout the year, how are you, why don’t you insist on returning?”

Yaoyang said embarrassedly: "What do you pay? We are all one family, don't be poor, tell me something, I'm really busy!"

Then I said: "The successor of the intangible cultural heritage, Boss Yin is going to hold a board meeting and requires you to attend."

Yaoyang hesitated for a moment, then said: "Who?"

I smiled and said: "Master Yin, he said that he has something to tell us, and he must be together, and he ordered you to come back. Besides, the brothers really miss you. Without you, these people are not enough for me." , boring!"

Yaoyang smiled and said: "Master Yin has ordered that I will definitely come back. I will book a ticket tonight and pick me up at the airport tomorrow!"

The next afternoon, I met Yaoyang at the airport. Yaoyang was still looking like a dick, and walked over with empty hands. When he saw me, he said, "Why are you still acting like this?"

I snorted and said, "If I'm not like this, what else can I do? I've grown two wings? Why do you grow a beard? What are you pretending to be? Older than our dad!"

Yaoyang put his arms around my shoulders and said: "Just talk to brother like this, you're tight, right?"

I poohed and said, "Just you? I'll let you two!"

Along the way, I told Yaoyang about the restaurant in detail, and Yaoyang said very annoyedly: "I have always been the one who bullies others, and who dares to bully us? Once I am not in Zhuhai, the world will be turned upside down." !"

I said disdainfully: "Why? You are in Zhuhai, you can make our seafood come back to life? You are the reincarnation of the king of the sea, the incarnation of the Dragon King?"

Yaoyang smiled and said: "You are the reincarnation of the bastard? Then what should we do now?"

I smiled and replied: "It's all reconciled. I don't think it's appropriate to make a big deal about it. I just want to make fun of it. I understand the principle that people don't fight with officials. I only need to minimize the loss and stop harassing us in the future." That's enough! After all, we are opening the door to do business, if we can avoid causing trouble, we will not cause trouble, and harmony will make money!"

Yaoyang heheed for a while and said: "You are sensible, you have grown up! That's right, you can't fight anyone with money! By the way, what does Lao Yin want from me? I'm so in a hurry!"

I shook my head and said: "I really don't know about this, it seems to be quite serious, don't be joking for a while, Master Yin, you have to respect it!"

Yaoyang nodded and said, "I know!"

Yaoyang and I entered the restaurant, and Master Yin was happily inspecting the seafood brought back with Brother Zeng.

I asked curiously: "Have they all been brought back? How did they die?"

Brother Zeng said excitedly: "These grandsons know how to raise fish? How did they do it if one didn't die?" Then seeing Yaoyang, he smiled and said hello: "Boss, you are finally back, I thought you had too much property, so I forgot all about it!"

Yaoyang said with a playful smile: "I have temporarily shelved the plan to acquire the Forbidden City, and the construction project of the Great Hall of the People has also been done by A Fei. I basically don't need to intervene in the domestic business. Abroad, Amalican's presidential election funds Above, I still have a relatively big gap, and I need to transfer the rent of St. Petersburg Cathedral in France, which involves the friendship between the two peoples, and I have nothing to do now..."

I hastily stopped and said: "Come on, come on, St. Petersburg is not in France! If you blow it again, you will get space!"

Yaoyang said dissatisfiedly: "As big as your heart is, as big as your stage is, you have to dare to think before you dare to do it!"

Master Yin snorted and said: "Your heart is big enough, I have to talk about you, don't you all take this as your own career? This restaurant is the hard work of all of us, why don't you pay attention to it? Woolen cloth?"

Yaoyang stared at me and said: "What are you looking at, it's you! You don't do business all day, go to Dalian to be a father for someone, and set up a corporate clinic for a while, can you see a doctor? Or do you know how to get needles? It's so big Is your business not enough for you?"

Before I answered, Master Yin reprimanded Yaoyang severely: "You still have the face to criticize others, but I'm talking about you. At least Zeng can go fishing in the sea, thinking about how to set up a restaurant, Ah Fei During this period of time, we have been busy and busy, and we have used a lot of relationships to reopen our restaurant. How about you? It took several months to go, and there was no one phone call. You don't care if you make money or not! "

Yaoyang looked like a primary school student who did something wrong, he lowered his head and muttered: "Isn't there something wrong with my family?"

Master Yin glared and said, "Who's home? I don't even bother to talk about you! The main reason for calling you here this time is..." As he spoke, he beckoned Xiao Hei, who was far away, to come over.

Xiao Hei no longer had the demeanor of a master, and ran over in a hurry. Master Yin said a little embarrassedly: "I have a selfish intention, and I want to discuss it with you."

Yaoyang showed a positive attitude and said: "What about public or private matters, your old affairs are our affairs, there is no need to discuss it, you are the master!"

Brother Zeng and I immediately agreed: "Yes, yes! You can make the decision! We agree!"

Master Yin said very seriously: "The public is the public, and the private is the private. That's it. I have also observed Xiao Hei for a while. I think this kid is good. I want to give him some shares. Several other companies on this street The restaurant has always been managed by me. Now that the scale of our romantic oyster scene has grown, and I am the chef, I don’t have so much time to take care of it. It’s unreliable to count on you guys! I just want to hand it over to Xiao Hei I don't think it's appropriate to just ask him to take care of it without giving him shares, so I'll discuss it with you!"

The three of us, you look at me, I look at you, acquainted with a smile, Yaoyang said dissatisfied: "Master Yin, it's a big deal, you just ask me to fly back, you are too rude, teach me Such a big meal, just for this matter, you just call and call!"

Brother Zeng said with a smile: "Xiao Hei is my brother and I for decades, what can I say?"

Everyone else looked at me, I curled my lips and said to Xiao Hei: "You...you...you...well, come here and let me beat you up, don't get angry, don't fight back, I passed it!"

Xiao Hei readily agreed with a smile, and walked over aggressively.

I was so scared that I backed away, Yaoyang smiled and said: "Look at your cowardly look, even if I ask you to hit me, you dare not make a move!"

I said angrily: "How dare you! Come here!"

Yaoyang plucked up great courage, stood up, saw Xiao Hei walking towards him, then he sat down again and said: "Sitting for too long, my legs are a little numb, next time!"

I snorted and said, "Are you scared?"

Master Yin concluded: "I think about it. You are all busy people. I just complain. This restaurant is my lifeline. I will depend on it for the rest of my life! I assure you, it will not This time this kind of thing happened again, this time I was too impulsive and almost caused a huge loss, I apologize to you!"

A few of us waved our hands hurriedly, but Master Yin rushed to say: "Listen to me, I know you don't value this restaurant, and you don't care about the money, but since you have handed over the restaurant to me, I will wholeheartedly give it to you." Do your part!"

Brother Zeng gave a thumbs up and praised: "Professional!"

I hummed and said, "Dedicated!"

Yaoyang couldn't find the words for a while, so he said indiscriminately, "Oh yeah!"

The seafood turmoil subsided quietly like this.I understand the squad leader’s thoughts very well, and I understand him very well. I didn’t want to make matters worse. The experience of doing business these years has taught me that we must behave in a low-key manner and do things in a high-key manner. Being forgiving and tactful in doing things will make one's path wider and longer.

In the past few days, the family has become restless again. Xiaoxue and Shengnan have a small quarrel every three days, and a big quarrel every five days. Once they quarrel, I will let me comment.It is difficult for an honest official to decide on housework, not to mention that I am still a muddled official.

Katsuo and Xiaoxue are like enemies in the previous life. They are tolerant of everyone and everything, but they are the only two together, and there is nothing that can be unified.

As soon as I got home, I heard Xiaoxue yelling: "I said you can't dress up? You wear regular clothes all day long, you don't look feminine at all!"

Katsuo said unconvinced: "I think the most beautiful clothes in the world are uniforms, and your uncle said so too!"

Xiaoxue grinned and said: "He was embarrassed to talk about you. I haven't seen any woman who doesn't dress up well. You have to put on makeup too. Do you really think that you can be beautiful without makeup? Zhang Ailing once said that you You don’t have to wear makeup, you can have a plain face, but if you put on lipstick, your whole person will be radiant.”

Shengnan objected: "I haven't mentioned you yet. At a young age, I wear lipstick, eyebrows, nail polish, and false eyelashes every day. Will it be good for your skin?"

Xiaoxue said contemptuously: "This is SKⅡ's lipstick, without any additives! You haven't heard of it. Men don't smoke, and they live in vain. Women don't make up, and ghosts will panic when they see it!"

Katsuo shook his head and said, "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? I don't even bother to tell you!" After finishing speaking, seeing that I just entered the door, he said, "It just so happens that your uncle is back. Ask her, should you Should I put on makeup?"

Xiaoxue smiled at me and said, "Do you think she should wear makeup?"

Katsuo said angrily, "It's whether you should wear makeup, not whether I should wear makeup!"

I scratched my head and said, "What are you pretending or not? I don't know what you are talking about!" The best way to fight a woman's war is to stay away from the scene, and never use reason to judge who is right and who is wrong.This is like one of the most difficult quiz questions in the world: "Your mother and your daughter-in-law fell into the water, who do you save?" My answer is to drown myself!
Thinking of this, I was as witty as I was, picked up the phone and said, "What? The restaurant has been investigated again? Good! I'll come right over!"

It's so hard to die, when the phone rang, I hurriedly picked it up in embarrassment, and seeing two women staring at me angrily, I turned and walked into the study.

Mr. Dong's phone call. On the phone, Mr. Dong asked: "Why is your restaurant making such a big fuss? Are you famous again this time?"

I smiled and said: "No, I didn't show up this time, you have seen it on TV. It is the restaurant of our master Chef Yin, and it has nothing to do with me!"

Dong Zong snorted and said, "You think everyone else is a fool? How many people know that this restaurant is yours."

I said seriously: "Originally, this restaurant was not owned by me alone, I was a shareholder, and now I don't care about the business, it really has nothing to do with me! Dong Zong, you called me, didn't you just call me? Shall I talk about this? You are not such a worrying person!"

Mr. Dong was so angry when I told him that he said angrily, "I don't have much to worry about your affairs? Xu Yue told me that you abducted her girl to Zhuhai?"

I said angrily: "Does Xu Yue have any conscience? It was her girl who wanted to come with me. She didn't care about it, so she entrusted it to me. Why did she ask me to abduct her here? If she abducted her, she would call the police and arrest her." I'm dead, I have to talk to you here again!"

Dong Zong smiled and said: "There is no need to explain, you have the ability to deceive little girls, I don't know you yet!"

I hurriedly explained: "Her girl is only in her teens, how can I lie to her? I can't wait to send her back to Xu Yue, one is the first and the other two are older, and they quarrel with Shengnan every day!"

At this time, Katsuo and Xiaoxue appeared at the door of the study at the same time, and I saw that Xiaoxue's eyes were foggy, and I hurriedly said: "But, without them arguing, I'm really not used to it, please hurry up, What do you need me for? My house is on fire, and I am rushing to put out the fire!"
(End of this chapter)