Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 63
Xiaomao laughed angrily at my question and said, "Why are you asking this? Do you think I'm desperate because Maomao doesn't go home and pay homework? Am I so hungry and thirsty? What do you think?"

I hurriedly explained: "No, I didn't mean that. People say that married life is the most conducive to the relationship between husband and wife, because there is a layer of separation between people. Or close distance, American anthropologist Dr. Edward Hall has divided four kinds of distances for interpersonal communication:
1. Public distance: about 3 meters to 7 meters, the distance between unrelated or unknown people, such as the distance between unrelated people in public places.

2，社交距离：1．2米～3．7米左右，是体现出一种公事上或礼节上的较正式关系。

3. Personal distance: 46 cm to 122 cm. The space of solitude between people. I am a person who pays great attention to personal distance. Don't violate my distance. Don't get too close to me, I will get angry.

4. Intimacy distance: 15 cm to 44 cm within 15 cm is the most intimate interval, and each other can feel each other's body temperature and breath. Between 15 cm and 44 cm, physical contact may manifest as arm holding hands, or kneeling for heart-to-heart talk. Within 44 cm, in the opposite sex, it is limited to lovers, couples, etc., and between people of the same sex, it is often limited to close friends.

Even if two strangers spend a few days together completely naked, close to each other, even if they don't know each other, they will have feelings for each other.There is also mutual response to each other, and their living habits and physiological cycles will be very similar. "

I paused and continued: "If the two couples make out often, then their relationship will be very good. As the saying goes, 'the head of the bed fights and the end of the bed closes', I think that's what it means."

After listening to the explanation, Xi Mao said with a smile, "I understand what you mean, but Mao Mao hardly touches me, so he probably thinks I'm dirty!"

I said angrily, "What is the age? Who has to meet a few scumbags before getting married? And a virgin complex?"

Xiaomao shook his head and said, "In our small place, people in half the city know everything about me. About me, Maomao must have an idea in his heart. I don't blame him. We are all responsible for what we have come to this day."

I sighed and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"

Xia Mao said, "Take a step by step, I'm going to save some money, and I'm going to study again."

I agreed with it and said, "Good idea, you are not too young, you should go to the outside world more and have a look!"

Xiaomao hummed and asked me, "What about you? What's your plan? You won't be staying in this small place all the time, will you? I know your heart is very big!"

To be honest, I really haven't thought about this issue at this stage. Sooner or later, I will go back to Zhuhai, but I don't know if I will go back as a winner then?Or will it end with a loser?

I just replied casually, "I'm not as ambitious as you think, and I have ideas. I'll take it one step at a time."

After that, the two of us were silent for a while, both of us staring blankly at the TV, not knowing what was playing on the TV.

Fine Hair broke the silence and said, "Are you still a virgin?"

I didn't expect that such a direct question suddenly came from Xiaomao, which startled me. I blushed and said, "No, no, my virgin has already been given to the fifth girl."

Xiaomao laughed, and I felt a little nervous when I laughed. Xiaomao leaned over and put his arms around my shoulders and said, "Do you want my sister to unpack for you?" Then he pretended to look at me smugly.

From the bottom of my heart, I hope what she said is true. The fine hair, regardless of appearance or figure, is very in line with my aesthetic standards, or even exceeds my standards.But I still cowardly said: "Sister, don't make fun of your brother!"

Xiaomao's expression suddenly dimmed and said, "You don't think I'm dirty too, do you?"

I said very wrongly: "What's the matter? What are you thinking? Last time I saw your whole body in the apartment, I had a dream for several nights in a row, and I almost had a wet dream. I mean, but I always feel a little bit. I'm sorry Mao Mao, I don't know why."

Fine Mao said solemnly: "Well, you are right, this is not good!" As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately put on a smile and asked: "You really dreamed of me? Would you like to visit again? Strengthen your impression?"

I lowered my head and looked directly into the open collar of the fine fur. It was really shocking. I wiped my saliva and said, "There is a chance, there is a chance."

The fine hair hugged me hehe smiled and said, "It's really fun to be with you, I like to take advantage of you, and I also like you to take advantage of me!"

I said, "This is mutual benefit!"

After that, she put her arm around me and we chatted a lot on the sofa.We open our hearts and talk about everything.Gradually I couldn't open my eyes and fell asleep on the sofa.

The next day, I was woken up by Xiao Wan's screams, and Xiao Wan said loudly, "You couple of adulterers and whores, it's too much!" In my arms, I slept sweetly.I was just about to explain, when I saw Xiao Wan's smiling face, I knew I was fooled, so I scolded: "Early in the morning, what are you shouting, and then I will throw you out!"

Xiao Wan stuck out his tongue and said, "Look at yourselves, your sleeping photos, do you think you can make people suspicious?"

I said, "I am not afraid of shadows, what am I afraid of?"

Xiaowan pouted and said, "You're still upright, look how crooked you are?" As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaowan was suddenly pulled to my side. It turned out that Xiaomao woke up. Hearing Xiaowan's words, he immediately He pulled Xiao Wan over, and the three of them rolled into a ball, fighting with two beauties in a narrow sofa, with Wen Yu holding her arms.I don't know why, but at that time I liked this kind of ambiguity very much, but I didn't seem to have any intentions, and I didn't want to complete the last step.

In the morning, the three of us went to the clothing store first. After trying on the clothes, we promised to deliver them to us the day after tomorrow.

Back at the company, An An was waiting for me in the office. When he saw the three of us together, he asked curiously, "Where did you three go? What time is it?"

I glanced at her and said, "That's not what you should be asking, right? I have the right to control my time, including working hours!"

The fine hair also said politely: "We did what you were supposed to do. Where did you say we went?"

An An didn't dare to say anything to me, but said to Xiao Mao not so politely: "You are my subordinate, of course I have the right to ask you where you have been? Work clothes are not my business, what is the problem with you? ?"

(End of this chapter)