Confessions of a Salesman

Chapter 734

Hearing the noise, I rushed in immediately.A Liao was kneeling on a piece of black cloth with both legs, pinching something vigorously with both hands!
I rushed up with a stride, only to see clearly that there was a person under the black cloth, and I shouted: "Don't move! If you struggle again, you will be beaten to death!"

These words had an effect, the people under the black cloth no longer struggled, I nodded to A Liao, A Liao slowly let go of his hands, but his knees were still pressing on the black cloth.

I stretched out my hand and carefully lifted the black cloth. Under the black cloth, a middle-aged woman with disheveled hair and dressed in black looked at me in pain and horror.

I warned her: "Let go of you now, don't move around, you will be rude!"

The woman nodded.

A Liao stood up slowly, his eyes fixed on the woman, and his whole body was on guard, ready to rush over to subdue her again at any time.

The woman didn't move, so I asked, "Who the hell are you? Why are you playing tricks here?"

The woman cried miserably: "This is my home! If I hadn't done this, my home would be gone!"

I said curiously: "Your home? Are you lying to a ghost? Why is this your home? It's not that I don't know the owner of this house! If you don't tell the truth, I will call the police. You are breaking into a private house!"

The woman begged: "Don't call the police, I beg you, don't call the police! I really belong to this family, they left, I don't want to leave, who knows that the house is sold, I still want to live here, how many times have I lived here?" Ten years, I don't want to go anywhere!"

I looked at her seriously again, and asked tentatively, "Are you Mama Zhang?"

Mama Zhang raised her head to look at me again, she also recognized me and said, "You are Mr. Chen, right? You came to my house for dinner, do you still remember me?"

I hurriedly helped Mama Zhang up, and asked with concern: "Is there any harm? How did you do this? Brother Park, they don't want you?"

Mama Zhang quickly denied: "No, young master, young mistress is very kind to me. They asked me to go back to the north together. I don't want to go. I'm a southerner. I'm definitely not used to going to the north, and I can't help them! They When we left, we agreed to let me look after the house. They won’t sell it. Who knows, these bandits didn’t get my consent at all, so they wanted to take over the building and sell the house! Young master and I As I said, this house is not for sale, let me watch it, I can't just let them sell the house! But I'm a woman, what can I do, I can only pretend to be a ghost and scare them!"

I groaned and blamed: "How dangerous it is for you to do this. You have met us. If you meet someone who is stronger, knock you out and hurt you, what should you do?"

Zhang Ma said proudly: "No, they are very timid. I just took a tape recorder to record some water sounds and put it in the attic. They were scared to death when they heard it. They are still punks. If you want to drive me away, I scare you away! Just be more courageous and don't be afraid of me!"

I sighed, "You don't need this at all. There is no water or electricity here. How did you survive?"

Mama Zhang stood up and led me to the basement. On the corridor escalator in the basement, she took out a candle, lit it with a lighter, and went into the basement.

I remember that the basement was renovated by Pu Ge to be used as a karaoke hall. There was a gas stove in the room, and there were many pots and pots on the floor, as well as some leftover meals.

Zhang Ma said: "I sleep here during the day, and at night I will sneak out through the window in the backyard, buy something to eat, and there is water in the faucet for watering the flowers in the backyard, so I will bring some back."

I sniffed the smell and said worriedly: "You are too dangerous, you are easily poisoned by gas, and there is no ventilation here. Don't do such a stupid thing. I will help you find a solution."

Zhang Ma said stubbornly: "No, I can't leave. I promised the young master to take good care of this house! Someday the young master comes back and has no place to live. How can I explain to him?"

I said a little angrily: "He has left you behind and ignored you, but you still care about him coming back and whether he has a place to live?"

Zhang Ma hurriedly said: "No, no, the young master didn't want me. I thought I would drag them down, so I didn't go. When the young master left, he left me a lot of money! Best!"

I thought for a while and said: "Okay! Your young master didn't want you, but it's definitely not okay for you to pretend to be a ghost and scare people like this! Even if I don't expose you, someone will expose you! Think about it, they want to sell the house , how could it be possible for you to stay here all the time, at worst, call the police, and you will be discovered sooner or later!"

Zhang Ma said innocently: "No, this place is haunted, no one would dare to buy a house here!"

I sighed and said: "What do you think! As long as the house is cheap enough, let alone haunted, even if someone dies here today, someone will come to see the house tomorrow! Listen to me, did your young master talk about this house?" Not for sale!"

Mama Zhang nodded.

I continued to ask: "Then do you think your young master will change his mind again and want to sell it, or maybe he really doesn't have a lot of money, and he can't do anything about it, but he didn't tell you!"

Zhang Ma shook her head and said, "No way! The young master is also short of money! Besides, I called him last month. He said that he would come back after a while, saying that young mistress is not used to it!"

I groaned, "Really?"

Mama Zhang hurriedly said, "I know! I didn't lie to you!"

I thought about it, and said to Zhang Ma: "It's good if you can be sure. I'll help you figure out a solution for this matter. You can move out first! I'll find you a place to live. I guarantee that the house will not be bought by anyone. At most I'll buy it first, and when your young master comes back, I'll return it to him!"

Zhang Ma still hesitated and said, "You didn't lie to me, did you?"

I replied sincerely: "How could I lie to you? I just came in when I saw that the house was going to be sold. Otherwise, why do you think I came?"

Zhang Ma thought for a while, nodded, and said, "Okay, I believe you!"

After taking Zhang Ma out of the house and helping her settle down.

A Liao and I got into the car, and I asked A Liao, "Do you think this house is a bit strange to sell?"

A Liao nodded and said: "I also find it strange! The real estate is very concerned, and I wish this house can be sold quickly. It stands to reason that this location and this price should be easy to sell. Even if it is haunted, there are still many people who want to buy it. Besides, since it is haunted, why don't you investigate thoroughly, knowing that there can be no ghosts!"

I hummed and said, "Or maybe you think Brother Pu's family has been killed, this house is unlucky, and you want to make a move?"

A Liao shook his head and said, "That's not right. In that case, he should have called the police early in the morning. Why didn't he call the police for so long! I guess those three children were also cheated!"

I thought for a while and said, "Let's go, and then look for the traffic lights!"

I came to the traffic light house again and knocked on the door of his house. The three of them saw that A Liao and I were safe and sound, and asked in surprise, "Have you ever seen a ghost?"

I walked in and said, "I saw it, but it wasn't too aggressive, and we subdued it!"

The three opened their mouths and asked, "Where is that ghost? How did you subdue it? Can we take a look?"

I exaggeratedly said: "Of course the ghost was subdued by us! That ghost has a blue face, long fangs, a big mouth, and his head is separated from his body! If you want to see it, I'll show it to you later!"

The three hurriedly waved their hands and said, "No need, no need! You still know how to catch ghosts?"

I nodded and said, "Yes! Let me ask you, do you really complete the procedures for the house?"

Huang Mao said with certainty: "It's complete! I've already asked the property owner!"

I frowned and said, "Ask the property? Can you show me your procedures? I just want to make sure. If there is no problem, I can buy it!"

Huang Mao asked Lan Mao, and Lan Mao said indifferently: "Show it to him! He bought the house sincerely, and even helped us catch the ghost. This is our noble man! Go and get it!"

Huang Mao hummed, ran upstairs quickly, and brought an invoice when he came down.

I looked at it for a long time and asked, "What else?"

Huang Mao shook his head and said, "That's all!"

I snorted and asked, "That's all, what about the house purchase contract? What about the real estate certificate?"

Huang Mao looked at me suspiciously and said, "What?"

I smiled wryly and said, "This is an invoice for buying a house! Did you change your name on the house? Have you seen the original real estate certificate? Where is the tax payment receipt?"

Huang Mao was dumbfounded, and Lan Mao also asked me curiously: "Are there still these procedures?"

I was speechless. I looked at the three fools and said, "You have so many real estate properties, and you don't know the existence of the real estate certificates? Have you never sold a house before? Have you ever bought a house?"

Lan Mao shook his head and said: "We don't care about these things. The supervisor of the property is my second uncle, and we leave it to him! There has never been such a thing! It's just that I didn't tell my family this time. , I want to sell the house and use some money, so I keep it from my family and ask my second uncle for help!"

I asked again: "Then how much did you spend when you bought this house? Where did the money come from?"

Lan Mao replied indifferently: "Our own money, the family doesn't give us money at ordinary times, we all rely on our own rent to support ourselves, so we saved some money, and originally wanted to do big business in the future, But after much deliberation, we feel that there are risks in everything we do, and we still think that the fastest way to make money is to be a star. Look at the looks of the three of us, this talent must be material for being a star! We all thought it over, When we sell the house, we will earn the first cash. We will be our own record company. We will release our own albums and sell them ourselves. At worst, we will give some money to the media and let them help us promote it. It will definitely become popular. , We will have as much money as we want!"

I scold in my heart!This god is too unfair, these three idiots can buy a villa just by collecting rent, and they are all people with tens of millions of net worth just because of their IQ.How much money you have has to be cheated!

I said earnestly: "You spent more than 400 million yuan to buy this villa, and then sold it for 420 million yuan. After deducting 1% personal income tax and adding 5.6% business tax, can you still make money?"

Lan Mao scratched his head and said, "My second uncle said, don't worry about those things! If you change hands, you can get 20 yuan, and we are short of 20 yuan! I asked, and a record company invested an estimated 400 million yuan. Enter the equipment, hire the staff, and use the remaining 20 to clear the media! My second uncle originally wanted to sell us 450 million, but isn’t this haunted? The price was reduced! My second uncle also said, if you really If you are willing to buy it, I will sell it to you for 400 million yuan, anyway, I can’t sell it now!”

I snorted and said, "Sell it! You don't have any formalities, how do you sell it? You think that if you hand over the keys, it will be considered as selling the house!? Go to your second uncle quickly, you have been cheated, Quickly ask, what's going on? You must get the real estate certificate with your name clearly written on it!"

After hearing my words, Lan Mao half-believed and said: "Can my second uncle lie to me? Can't I?"

Hongmao suddenly said: "Didn't Wei Xiaobao say that it's good, I'm a little bit like an old man! I think it makes sense!"

Huang Mao also agreed: "Yes, yes! This matter is really hard to say!"

Lan Mao also hesitated and said, "Why don't we ask the second uncle!?"

Then he looked at me and said, "You go with us and see if we have been cheated?"

I hummed and said, "Okay, I'll help you take a look and see what's going on? I also want to see if my friend's house has been sold?"

Several people drove to the property office together, Lan Mao came in and called: "Second Uncle, Second Uncle!"

The security guards at the gate didn't dare to stop us, so we were allowed to break in.

Lan Mao came to the property manager's office and walked in without knocking on the door.

A balding middle-aged man, wearing a blue uniform, with his arms open, the vest inside was pulled up to his chest, revealing his big belly. He looked like he was eight months pregnant.

Seeing Lan Mao and the rest of us rushing in, he was a little angry at first, and then immediately greeted him with a smile: "Boss, why are you here looking for the second uncle? Is the house sold?"

Lan Mao stared at the bull's eye and asked: "Second Uncle, they require procedures, but we don't have them! Did you lie to us?"

I almost didn't come up at one breath, and was so mad by him. The second uncle's panicked expression flashed past, and he immediately recovered his calm expression: "What are you talking about? How could the second uncle lie to you? Who told you? "

Lan Mao didn't hide anything, pointed at me and said: "He is the one who wants to buy a house. He said that I didn't have any procedures. He must have been cheated!"

The second uncle was not so polite to me. He pointed to my nose and asked, "Why do you frame me as a liar? You buy a house as soon as you buy it. Why are there so many things?"

I knocked off the hand pointing at my nose with my hand, and said without fear: "Is it a lie? You know it in your heart. Let me ask you, can you help him with the transfer procedures of the real estate here? Why didn't I read it?" To the real estate certificate?"

(End of this chapter)