Nightmare wake up

Chapter 533 Speech without a single word of truth?This "fraud" is a bit bigger.
It's just that the arrow is on the string, and it has to be sent.
Unpredictable is not a stage fright person, looking up at the hundreds of Hessians in the hall.

While smiling and nodding, he already had a draft in his heart, and walked towards the Mason sub-province with the young and promising steps of the inspector general, and took the microphone calmly and confidently.

After a slight pause for a few seconds, seeing that everyone off the field was completely quiet, Mo Wei raised the microphone:
"Thank you all for your presence, thank you for the generosity and support of the Deputy Governor of Mason and the Southern Provincial Council. I am what the Deputy Governor of Mason said, the young and heroic new inspector general of Bancarroll City, unpredictable!"

"I think everyone should be sure by now that the Deputy Governor of Mason is an honest and cautious elder. As you can see, I am indeed quite young, and I am confident that I am as brave as Mr. Mason says. Mr. Mason is not I didn't lie to you!"

These few words boasted to himself through Mason's words, but they were quite humorous and humorous. They were very in line with the arrogant and pushy personality of the Hesse people, and immediately brought the atmosphere of the entire golden hall.

"Hahaha~~" There was a sparse applause from the audience. At the same time, some people began to react and laughed. After that, the atmosphere of the whole venue became warm.

Mo Wei glanced at the direction of his own people casually with his eyes, and found that his team members were arranged in various positions in the entire venue, all looking at him with their arms folded, only the life secretary Sharna shook her head with a wry smile, as if He was speechless at Maggie's boastful face.

"Everyone, I'm honored." Mo Wei closed the microphone, once again focused everyone's attention on himself, and waited for the silence to calm down, so he calmly edited the belly draft he thought of:

"I am honored to be relocated to Ban Carroll to be the Inspector General of a city that can only be described as great, which has excited me for a long time since I first heard the news. That's because I'm about to become a member of the City of Bencarroll, which is an incredible honor!"

"Bancarroll City, and even the entire southern province, as well as everyone living here, and even all the Hesse people, are enough to be called great. I think this is a fact recognized by the whole continent!"

These contents were widely recognized by the Hessians, and such unpredictable praise rekindled the pride in the hearts of the Hessians, and the audience immediately burst into warm applause.

Mo Qi smiled and squeezed his hands, signaling everyone to be quiet. He turned his head and glanced at Mason Deputy Governor, and found that the other party was looking at him with bright eyes, and he understood that the other party was in the midst of an unexpected surprise.

Not only was he pleasantly surprised, I am afraid that the southern tribes behind the scenes will also climax for his praise of the Hesse people. Unpredictable is determined and continues to lie:
"I think no one of you should have any objections, denying the greatness of the Hesse people, the city of Bancarroll, and even the entire southern province!" Mo Wei continued the previous article and continued to fool around, choosing the total score in the primary school composition. The general structure, taking advantage of the trend, began to gushed:
"Yes, the Hessians are great, and I'm proud to work on this land in the Southern Province!"

"As we all know, the Hesse people are the oldest existence in Rodinia. They have a splendid culture that the Tang people, Dong Si people and even the Europa people don't have. This is something that all Hesse people should be proud of!"

"The Hesse people have thousands of gods, unlike the Dongsi people, Europa people and Tang people, they only believe in the only existence of the Iron God, everyone, this is the simplest truth, the Hesse people are the strongest The best of the best, because we are blessed with more gods, which makes us inherently stronger than them, doesn't it?"

"Yes~~~~" Several people immediately responded in unison.

It's your size. This is the root cause of your backwardness. It's exhausting to believe in one iron god, not to mention that you believe in so many gods. Haha, you often fight with each other because of different beliefs. Religion not only cannot save you, but consumes After exhausting the money and national cohesion of you idiots, I resisted the urge to roll my eyes and continued to speak:
"The Hesse people have the smartest minds and have the IQ that everyone envies. There is no doubt about it. I have traveled to many places in the mainland and have seen too many stupid Dongsi and Europa people. This makes my whole People became stupid until I came here, among the Hesse, and I felt that my IQ was finally back to normal."

"Hahaha~~~" The laughter resumed.

This kind of lie is only believed by you Hesse people, and Mo Qi smiled and waited for the silence in the audience, slandering in his heart: It was after I came here to meet you that I realized that I was so smart.

"I believe that the facts have helped me prove what I said! Don't say anything else, just say it here. Bancarroll, or the whole southern province is a great land, and only the Hesse are eligible to live on such a land!"

"The southern province is the largest agricultural province in the whole continent, and the output of agricultural products accounts for one-third of the entire continent. This is a miracle that can only happen on the land of the Hesai!"

"Even, this makes the booming industrial scale of the southern provinces appear so mediocre. No one else on the continent knows that Hesse Manufacturing has already become the first in the entire continent, providing all the commodities for the entire continent. Leaving the southern provinces will not work, because their industry will be paralyzed by lack of raw materials, people say it is not."

This paragraph is a little deep, and the average Hesse may not understand it. Unpredictable is a change in the conversation at the end. Regardless of whether the logic is correct or not, it is right to praise the Hesse.

The people in the audience were already fascinated. This may be the first time they have been praised by a Tang person in such a grand public occasion, and the other party is even the director of the Supervision Office!
"The Hesse are the richest because our Bancarroll has the largest slum in the entire continent!"

"Everyone, don't underestimate the slums! Who are the people living in the slums? They are poor people. Although they are poor, it shows that the starting point of the entire southern province is low. That is to say."

Mo Wei felt that he was about to fail, so he wiped off his sweat and warned himself not to let himself go, and then he continued:

"That is to say, we have more room for improvement in the future! With the prosperity of the southern province, all the poor Hesai will become rich. Think about it, this is not a disadvantage, but a great hope. It is enough to shock the advantages of the entire continent - when all the Hesse people can reach the middle-class level, the southern province must be the richest province in the whole continent, a super province!"

"Yes~~~" The enthusiastic Hesse officials off the field have formed a habit, and every time they say a word, they will affirm in unison.

Mo Qi scoured his mind, and this time he put the topic on Ban Carroll City:
"We have the most beautiful city in the whole continent, and the pearl by the Huan River—Bancarol! This is a gift from the Iron God and Hesse thousands of gods to the Hesse people!"

"As we all know, Bancarroll has the same long-standing culture, with the cleanest and most tidy city in the whole continent, with the best citizens and the Hesse food that everyone is envious of"

"This point, please believe that I really fell in love with the city of Ban Carroll, and will make it my home in the future!"

"There is no city on the mainland that can compare to Ban Carroll. If you don't say anything else, just talk about the cleanliness of the city. If you have been to other cities in the mainland, you will find that the garbage in other cities is not as good as that in Ban Carroll. many!"

Uh~~ I almost told the truth again, Mo Qi quickly stopped, and the conversation changed:
"Don't think that a lot of rubbish is a bad thing! This means that there are more Hessians living here, and that the whole city is more dynamic. After all, only a dynamic city can produce so much rubbish with a population like the northern province. It is a rare city, and there is no waste if there is garbage. Everyone should know how far behind they are. This also shows that Ban Carroll has a scale and prospects that other cities can’t match.”

I'm sorry, Northern Province, for letting you all lay down in unpredictable hearts, and a small moment of silence, and said again:

"The Hesai people also have a mother river that everyone envies - the Huan River! Because this is a holy river bestowed by the Iron God, it has the cleanest water quality!"

"The water of the Huan River is the cleanest and most sacred water. Even if cow dung and corpses are deposited in the water, they will be purified by the sacred power of the Huan River, making it the most pure and hygienic thing in the world. The sterilized body should be clean!"

"Also, the Hesai people have the most cattle in the whole continent! I believe everyone knows this point. The Hesai people will definitely dominate the entire continent in the future, and make other provinces bow their heads and serve as ministers, because they don't have that many. The bull! There's no way to borrow the mighty power of the bull, right?"

"They don't even have cow dung. Without this magical and powerful cow dung, how could they be comparable to the Hessians?"

"Here, there is still the most excellent tradition, which gives the Hesai people an advantage that others do not have, that is, the Hesai people know how to respect men!"

"Men are the main body of society. This is a fact that no true god can deny! Only in the Hessian can men give full play to their nature and possess those women who are born lowly. Believe me, this will definitely make the Hessian. greater."

"It is precisely because of this that the Hesse people are the largest in the mainland in terms of population. After all. Haha, Hesse men can make women pregnant anytime, anywhere."

"Hahaha~~~" The audience laughed.

Almost there!Unexpectedly felt that what he had said was dry, so he quickly paused and made a final summary:

"Everyone, in short, I worship and admire the Hesse from the bottom of my heart. I really like my job here. As the inspector general, I will witness the Southern Province, the Bancarol, and the Hesse. Great again!"

"Thank you!"

Boom~~~
The applause of the audience was thunderous.

To be honest, this may be the first time these blindly confident Hesse officials have heard such a well-founded argument-they used to just praise each other for Hesse's awesomeness, lacking a logical basis, like a blind howl with no confidence. What are you talking about, anyway, the Hessians in the southern province are the best and most powerful!

At this time, they heard from the new Ombudsman such a logical, not so logical, but not so important argument
In short, they were ignited by the speech.

Even Mason, the vice-province next to him, showed admiration on his face. He quickly stepped forward and put his arms around Mugua's shoulders, leading him down the podium in a friendly manner.

If it is said that his unpredictable courtesies are all hypocritical officialdom entertainment, then at this time, it is the Inspector General who has a different skin color but agrees with Hesse.

Mo Qi stepped down with a smile, looked up at his subordinates, and saw that the group headed by Calderon was looking at him with admiration and enthusiasm. Ruth Theresa's "Demon" showed a love for Mochi from afar.

On the other side, the working secretary, Peter Parker, looked as usual, as if he had become accustomed to the unpredictable lies full of running trains.

But Sharna gave Moqi a thumbs up, expressing her "admiration" from the bottom of her heart.

It is really not easy to prove the Hesse people from so many strange perspectives, and convince them, and to come up with good logic in such a short period of time.

At least, the effect on the scene is excellent!

Mo Qi retracted his gaze with a smile, but in his heart, he thought that in his first speech in his life just now, he didn't have a single word of truth, right? !

I didn't have time to carefully recall what I just said. Unexpectedly looked around the entire hall, but still didn't find the clue of the appearance of the southern tribe.

It seems that this banquet still has to be entertained. Uncertain raised his head and said to the deputy governor next to him:

"How is it, little brother didn't let you down!"

"No! How could it be? Brother!" Mason's voice suddenly rose, and he couldn't wait to deny:
"Brother Mocha, I really don't know, it turns out that you are such a unique and approachable young man, amazing!"

"Oh?" Mo Qi was confused by him, and he didn't know where he started.

Mason said in a low voice, "I've never seen someone other than brown skin have such a high and deep knowledge of the Hessians!"

"You didn't look down on the Hesai people. In the future. Unpredictable, you will be my brother!"

Seeing the other party's dignified gaze with light in his eyes, Mo Qi suddenly felt goosebumps all over, and hurriedly said to Mason:
"Brother, I'll go to the bathroom first."

"Okay, brother, I'll wait for you!" Mason reached out and summoned four waitresses dressed in gauze and showing their navels, and arranged to say:

"Go and wait for Director Mo to go to the toilet."

Unpredictable dumbfounded
Does this service even exist?
Seeing that the four maids were not in the slightest shyness, they looked at themselves, the host of this dinner, with piercing eyes. Unpredictable and helpless, they had to bite the bullet and follow the four maids to the depths of the hall.

"Um. Can you wait for me here? I value privacy more!" Seeing that the four maids had walked into the splendid bathroom, the four maids still didn't mean to stop, and said quickly.

The four maids suddenly looked disappointed.

Mo Qi didn't bother to care about them, so he got into one of them, and didn't have time to sigh that the local tyrant in the bathroom was bigger than the bedroom. After locking the door, Mo Qi supported the wall with the intricately patterned murals and gasped. Rough.

The feeling of Fu Yuan's spiritual beating has suppressed him a little bit, and he has been holding on almost all the time.

This is because it is the first time that Maggie has faced so many people at the same time and told so many lies-his deception has never been on such a scale!

(End of this chapter)