Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 33 Hell's Kitchen

After a salted fish thrust, the inner wall of the tank was unscathed as if a lot of stunts had been added.

Damn, the yellow water is a chemical composition, and the inner wall is the effect of special effects, how can it be played.

Liang De missed the stab and almost fell into the underworld. Fortunately, his eyesight was quick and he noticed a black thing protruding from the inner wall of the sink. He threw away the big spoon and jumped over it. A tea stalk stuck to the inside wall of the sink.

Liang De was holding on to the tea stem with both hands, his broken lower body swayed. A few drops of yellow spring water splashed by hitting the water surface with a spoon just now had corroded one of his calves, and he was in the process of super-speed regeneration.

In less than five seconds, the water that was so bright yellow that it was about to be shielded surged up again. Liang De had already understood the gameplay of this dungeon. Looking up, there was half a slice of lemon stuck to the inner wall of the tank five or six meters away.

Liang De grabbed the tea stalk, pulled up the PEP version of the goat, stretched his legs, supported it with both hands, and jumped onto the bright yellow skin of the lemon slice.

There is lemon fruit on the lemon tree, and there is only me on the lemon fruit.

Liang De was standing on the lemon on the edge of the sink. Looking at the lemon while waiting for the next jump, he suddenly thought of many sad memories, and couldn't help feeling a little lonely.

It's like the loneliness after going to a barbecue alone, leaving the last bathroom and returning to find that the skewers have been taken away.

I can't escape the night of drinking and singing, and I can't hide from the deserted streets. I think I'm happy, but what should come will always come.

The happy learning system is worthy of being a happy learning system. It is impossible for students to be unhappy, and it is impossible for students to lament loneliness.

In the surging center of the underworld, a new partner has appeared!

Liang De understood who dropped the big spoon that he was killed in battle.

A 1.8-meter-five-foot mouse, wearing dark blue denim retro ripped overalls, with very good height and clothing, a mouse with teeth that can be added at least 10 points in a blind date, appeared in the sink carrying a large spoon.

Liang De stood on the lemon slice and said hello in a friendly way:

"Hi! What's_your_name?"

In the cartoons he watched when he was a child, the mouse friends who don’t wear clothes or wear Western-style clothes are generally foreign friends. Even the little mouse family on the prairie in the domestic film is very mysterious. Maybe the mouse doesn’t think independently. Invasion by culture, a guess, not necessarily true.

The mouse in overalls floating in the water carrying a big spoon also saw Liang De and squeaked excitedly.

Under the brown fur, the muscles are not inferior to any student from the Department of Luxue, and the muscles are high and bulging, the arms are swung forward, and the sound of piercing the air, the big spoon is like a harpoon throwing a gun, piercing the water surface, and shooting at Liang De with bits and pieces of Huangquan Come!

"Ouch! What_are_you_doing? I'm..."

Before Liang De could say the word "Sai Yi Bin Fu", a big spoon dipped in Huang Quan was already in front of him.

"I was so scared that I couldn't help but take a deep breath."

Liang De spewed out, the wind was strong, the spoon was blown into the air, turned around at a faster speed, flew back backwards, and stabbed deeply into the chest of the unarmed mouse friend who had just surfaced.

It was also an American-style tough guy, with its eyes closed, it sank without saying a word, and was corroded into a pool of black water within half a second after death, which made Liang De give up the idea of ​​peeling it to wear it.

Liang De didn't take this foreign rat friend too seriously. The big muscles are just for show, and the fluctuation of the extraordinary power in the rat's body is very weak, probably from eating protein powder every day.

"So fitness is not bodybuilding, but we still have to be down-to-earth. First of all, we must start from spending money on classes but insisting on not practicing willpower..."

Liang De babbled, and jumped from the lemon slice to a wolfberry sticking on top.

Suddenly, a flash of vigor flashed from the surface of Huangquan Pool, like a forest of swords and swords rising from the ground.

Dozens of mouse friends in overalls carrying spoons, forks, and table knives climbed up from the sewer in groups, and they swam up quickly with standard and powerful swimming strokes.

"The shovel! If you have time to soak wolfberry to keep healthy, pay attention to the kitchen hygiene first!"

Liang De let out a loud roar, turned around and ran as fast as he could, jumping non-stop along the ladder left by the wolfberry.

Huang Quanchi Nian and his mouse friends were chasing after him, unable to stop for a second.

168 hours, seven days and seven nights, the battle royale chased by the terrible pool noodles and kitchen mice began.

……

At the beginning, Liang De still had time to take a sip of coffee.

The mouse brothers in suspenders can only throw dipping sauce with one trick back and forth, and their strength is weak. With a breath, they can turn spoons, forks, and table knives around, and treat others in their own ways. Trouble It's just that there are too many mouse brothers and mouse brothers, which is a test of lung capacity.

On the kitchen waste pasted on the inner wall of the sink, you can sometimes find the gray speckled bookshelf that Chang Duanxuan mentioned. It is crunchy to chew and tastes like seaweed-flavored soda crackers. Eating one bookshelf can last half a day. It's just a hassle to disassemble.

In the first day and night, Liang De held the bookshelf in his left hand and coffee in his right hand, and sprayed back hundreds of thousands of rat soldiers while eating and drinking, which was very comfortable.

But when all the stars of the kitchen pests appeared together, Liang De finally understood what it means to be exhausted.

At the last moment, he and a few cockroaches the size of infantry armored vehicles were chasing and fleeing in the moldy lotus root like a ferris wheel.

The next moment, more than a dozen fighter-sized mosquitoes buzzed out from a piece of broccoli, catching him by surprise.

The shovel-headed sand termites that emit sand-like feces, in addition to long-range attacks, their group charges are also very powerful, and they are unstoppable.

The big-bellied flea with amazing jumping ability but fragile body suddenly jumps over and smashes itself and splashes acid all over you.

Holding two serrated forearms like a giant praying mantis on a bridge car, one hand is steady and vicious with a cloaked knife, and it can also fly short distances.

The nimble yellow-gray gnat with thousands of hands and feet has a huge body like a light rail train, but it jumps up as fast as a phantom. Liang De has broken his ribs four or five times because of being hit by the head of the insect.

Brown ticks with a chitinous scute all over their body and chitinous plates on their abdomen. They can't be beaten or rotted, and they don't let go when they bite. They are worthy of the scientific name of hard ticks. Said she lost ten catties.

Overturning rotten tomatoes, over rotten eggs, crawling on the surface of bean curd sticks, climbing on the plastic fork of instant noodles, there is everything in this bloody sink, given time, I am afraid it will not be the same as the prehistoric.

It can be said that the kitchen and bedroom of almost every single social animal is their own paradise and hell for others.

Liang De only hopes that those who use the kitchen in the future must first pass the dishwashing certificate (examination subjects include but are not limited to washing tableware, storing items, sweeping and mopping the floor, cleaning countertops, replacing garbage bags and sink basket strainers, etc.).

He had no time to drink coffee from the vending machine in Zi Xing Jie Yuan, the rising speed of Huang Quan Pond reached its peak, and it would be completely submerged if he did not change the foothold within 3 seconds.

Liang De tried it with his hands. If he was submerged for more than 5 seconds, his natural divine power would not be able to withstand the super-speed regeneration.

When the surface of Huangquan Pool is only 1 cm away from the bottom of the feet, the next upper foothold that can be jumped will appear.

You must pay close attention to the distance to the surface of Huangquan Pool, keep jumping up, and at the same time fight against endless kitchen pests and avoid their various attacks of Huangquan dipping sauce, in order to save your life dangerously.

Nerves must be highly tense without any relaxation.

It has been three days and three nights since Liang De had a cup of mortal cultivation coffee, and the limit of 48 hours of cultivation has exceeded 24 hours.

There are still four days and four nights before the copy ends.

Liang De's eyes were half-opened and half-closed, his body was on the verge of falling, and a large group of fat flies the size of an armed helicopter rushed over, and the sky was covered by black clouds, boundless.

Liang De burst into tears:

"It's been 3000 years before the devil, looking back, I don't want to be a fairy... I don't want to cultivate a fairy anymore, I want to be a demon cultivator who goes to bed early and gets up early."

……

In the lobby on the first floor of the library, hundreds of masters from the three divisions of land, sea and air are eager to try.

With Mo Feisheng's super value service, they already knew Liang De's skills, skills, self-nature supernatural powers and other information like the back of their hands, and they all prepared their own countermeasures.

The fact that the squirrel sink dungeon had to be open for seven days was also known from Chang Tianwei of the Lu Academy.

Everything is ready, just wait for the end of the 168-hour Gandi dungeon, and then go to collect Liang De's exhausted and bloody head.

It's not difficult to kill the transfer student, it just depends on who is lucky enough to match him.

The elite generals of the three departments gripped their mobile phones tightly and stared at the matching interface of the Happy Learning APP, like a party who stayed up all night waiting for the double 11 flash kill.

The dignified murderous aura filled the library.

167 hours, 59 minutes and 00 seconds.

Click!

Someone used too much force and accidentally shattered the screen of the mobile phone. He knelt down and beat the ground with tears streaming down his face, and let out a heart-piercing cry of regret:

"Why! Why didn't I put a tempered film on it!"

167 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds.

Xu Bingning, the third-year sports committee member of the Department of Space Studies, pressed "Ready to Match" on her phone!

Time seemed to freeze, and Xu Bingning saw a disdainful smile on Yang Yuhu's face beside him.

That smile means...

I have already lost?

why?

In the frozen time, the gazes of Shiyu from the Department of Oceanology, Wooden Yigui from the Department of Lu, and Yang Yuhu from the Department of Aeronautics met and collided in the air, as if there were electric lights tearing and entangled, and sparks shot out.

对普通人来说，167小时59分59秒距离168小时只剩1秒。

But for the Jieyuan Walker who has stepped into the extraordinary realm, there are still 1000 milliseconds, or even 1000000 microseconds, 1000000000 nanoseconds!

Accurately perceive time on an extremely small scale, and respond with the body in a timely manner. If you hone this ability to the extreme, you will be able to do many things that are unimaginable to ordinary people.

At 167 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds, and 999 milliseconds, the three of them met with eye-to-eyes and sympathized with each other. They knew that there were only two other opponents left in the entire library hall.

"Let me see what the two of you can do in this field."

In this short-lived and long contest, the competition is the seventh sense of being a world walker-the sense of time!

After a moment, the dust settled.

The final winner was the first to escape from the frozen time and looked up at the information display screen in the library.

"Assigned."

The next game, a double dungeon.

Scene: Blazing Snow City.

Liang De, a first-year student from the Lu School, played against Wooden Art Gui, a second-year student from the Lu School.

(End of this chapter)