Chapter 347

When he was drowsy, he suddenly felt the bone-chilling cold in the bend of his knees. Lei Heng couldn't help groaning, and finally woke up.

Recalling the past in a trance in his mind, Lei Heng almost regretted it. If it wasn't for a moment of quarrel, how could he have fallen into this situation?

Opening his eyes with infinite remorse, he saw that his left leg was well connected to his body, but there was a light yellow scarf wrapped around his knee, with a few traces of blood leaking out of it.

Lei Heng was overjoyed for a moment, and couldn't believe his eyes. He blurted out and exclaimed, "My leg! Didn't it get cut off?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a childish voice lazily say: "Nonsense, with your dog leg that can't get on the table, what's the use even if you cut it off, can you still use it to make honey sauce? "

Lei Heng was stunned for a moment, and when he focused his eyes, he saw Xiao Lei looking at each other with blank eyes, and he said sarcastically, "You deserved all the suffering for daring to plot against me in Chang'an City, and you will still dare to be the dog's leg of a little vixen in the future."

Although Lei Heng muttered to himself, his joy overwhelmed his displeasure, and he said in a low voice, "You bound my wound? How did you catch up? Where did those two bitches go?"

While talking, I saw "Elder Sister E" approaching, and she blushed immediately when she heard the words, and spat with her feet: "You bastard savage! Which bitch is that?"

Lei Heng caught a glimpse of the slight defect in the cuff of "Sister E", and immediately realized the origin of the light yellow scarf. He opened his mouth and finally snorted dryly: "Grandpa Lei is scolding bitches, don't talk to those who don't admit it."

"Sister E" was standing still, and "Mei Bi" who came up later said with a blushing face, "It's all my fault, let him scold Lei Zhuangshi if he wants to scold him."

"Sister E" said angrily: "Sister Bi, don't be as knowledgeable as this savage, I provoked the matter, and I will bear all the consequences."

Lei Heng was too lazy to entangle with the two girls, so he said to Xiaolei, "Little Brother, your medical skills are really good, so my injury shouldn't be a big deal, right? It won't be the root cause of the disease, right? So where did you use the antidote for scorpion poison?" Made it? Could it be a fake?"

Xiaolei knocked on Lei Heng's knee, and while he was baring his teeth and screaming, he said leisurely, "If you have any questions, ask them one by one. It's just red scorpion poison. I took it when I was eight years old." It’s here as a condiment for cooking, is there any antidote?”

"Bi Mei"'s expression changed slightly when she heard the words, and she only heard Xiao Lei Youyou said: "But the barb of the scorpion tail needle is very powerful, there is no choice but to damage your muscles, you can't move for a while, and it takes about two or three days to recover Bar."

Lei Heng heaved a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "Thank you, thank you. This time, we owe you, old Lei. If you need me in the future, just speak up."

Xiao Lei waved his hand and said, "Excuse me, my master hasn't messed up enough to accept dog legs, but why are you the only one left, what about the little vixens?"

Lei Heng pointed at Ji Lei Peak and said, "Old Kong and a friend went up to see the stone drum, and my younger sister and Lao Mu probably went up as well."

Xiao Lei curled his lips and said, "It must be the little vixen messing around, otherwise how could Gu Gu be so carefree? Forget it, let's wait for them to come down and go back together."

Lei Heng nodded, and said expectantly: "By the way, little brother, do you bring any food, it's enough to fill your stomach."

Xiao Lei asked strangely: "You guys sneaked out to climb the mountain, but you didn't bring any food? Or did you steal it yourself and ate it all?"

Lei Heng said embarrassingly: "No, no, in fact, I didn't plan to climb so high at all, so I forgot to bring food."

Xiao Lei said clearly: "It's the little fox's whim, isn't it? Hmph ~ You have to be conscious to be a dog's leg. The young master came up when he was full. How could he bring any dry food?"

Lei Heng was disappointed, and when he was downcast, he heard "Sister E" coughing: "I still have some snacks here, wild man, do you want to eat?"

Lei Heng frowned and said, "Why are you still here, do you want to plot against Grandpa Lei again?"

Although "Sister E" was angry in her heart, she still walked forward without saying a word, holding a small and exquisite brocade box in her slender palm, and handed it directly to Lei Heng.

The four-color cakes in the brocade box are neatly stacked, revealing a full of deliciousness and crunchiness. Just looking at it already makes people's mouth water and index fingers move.

Lei Heng suddenly felt a strange smell, as if he was facing the most important decision in his life for a moment, the hunger in his stomach and the gnat on the tip of his tongue broke out together, he couldn't stop swallowing again and again, how could he let out another half sentence of cruel words.

Seeing this, "Sister E" turned her mouth slightly, and said calmly: "I am not afraid of you, next time when I get the weapon at hand, let's fight again, and we must let you, a savage, lose." I am sincerely convinced."

Lei Heng froze for a moment, raised his eyebrows and said, "If you fight, who is afraid of you? Hmph! The two armies are at war, and you don't eat food! No...it's wrong not to eat 'borrowed' food! It's not right... If you don’t eat five buckets of rice, you will bend your waist!”

"Sister E" became more and more dazed the more she listened, and froze on the spot with the brocade box in her hand.Seeing this, Xiao Lei couldn't help laughing and said: "Okay, little moth, what's the point of talking to this guy, it's serious to do it directly."

After saying that, he took the brocade box, picked out a piece of chestnut cake, and honestly stuffed it into Lei Heng's mouth.Lei Heng was stunned for a while, and finally hummed twice, succumbing to the "received" food.

"Sister E" looked at Lei Heng's voracious behavior, couldn't help but pursed her lips into a smile, untied the water bag from her waist and handed it over, "Don't bother to eat, or if you choke to death, how can you give me a try?" ?”

Now that Lei Heng had "bowed down", he decided to go all out, took a big gulp from the water bag, and then muffled, "I'm sorry! How could this be wine?"

"Sister E" said with a look of disdain: "What's the matter with the wine, a man, shouldn't he drink in a big bowl and eat a big piece of meat?"

Lei Heng froze for a moment, lowered his head and muttered: "Then you should make it clear first, I almost killed our old Lei, hmph... bad luck."

"Sister E" was laughing at herself, but she heard Xiaolei's teasing voice: "Little Moth, why do you still dare to drink, you are not afraid of getting drunk to death again, and the little Xiezi's family will take this opportunity to take you away?"

"Sister E" said Feixia with a powder face, and said angrily, "As long as I don't drink with you, a little monster, I have never been afraid of anyone."

After hearing this, "Bi Mei" comforted her in a soft voice: "My brother is also infatuated. Who makes Sister E so attractive, I am afraid that Liu Xiahui Fusheng will also be tempted."

Xiaolei squinted at "Bi Mei", and said with a half-smile: "Is that so? Then why did I see your brother courting Xiao Yinger and making ugly appearances when I went to Pingliang a few days ago? Could it be that your family The infatuation is sold in the film, so how many infatuations do you have in total, little scorpion?"

"Bi Mei" couldn't hide her embarrassment, and said calmly: "That's probably just a joke. Anyway, my father has made up his mind this time, and really plans to ask Sister E to be his daughter-in-law. Cough...of course my brother also I have a deep love for Sister E, no... In fact, it was my brother's idea first."

(End of this chapter)

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