Dress up and fight!

Chapter 235: There Is a Fool in the Village (33)

Jin Qing looked at the back of Zhao Bude leaving in a hurry, thought for a while and added: "Remember to ask the kitchen to add more food for you later!" In such a hurry, it seemed that he was hungry.

Zhao Bude has a meal at his feet, you think everyone knows how to eat just like you!

Although he thought so in his heart, his pace became faster. He had to tell the kitchen that he would stew two elbows later to give his brother a few supplements. These days are really not for people.

Shopkeeper Yu got Zhao Bude's letter, held the scroll in his hand tightly, and went upstairs with his head held high.

After all, for a literati like him to be able to stand under the same roof as a warrior is already admiring each other!
Before meeting Jin Qing, Shopkeeper Yu had always felt that these bodyguards were just a bunch of illiterate bastards.

But after he met Jin Qing, he realized that he was wrong.

This group of bodyguards can't be regarded as big bosses at all, they are just a group of bastards who are reckless.

The boundaries between men and women in this world are not clear, so the shopkeeper Yu directly knocked on Jin Qing's door after being directed by Zhao Bude to go upstairs.

Hearing the sound of Jin Qing's footsteps coming to open the door, shopkeeper Yu raised his head, assuming a lofty and arrogant literati posture.

As everyone knows, from the moment Jin Qing's room door opened, shopkeeper Yu's world view was completely refreshed.

As soon as the door was opened, shopkeeper Yu was about to speak when he was taken aback by Jin Qing's appearance. He had heard that the female boss had a strange appearance, but unexpectedly, she turned out to be so strange.

Judging by the degree of distortion of her whole face, don't things really distort when she sees things?

Shopkeeper Yu really didn't want to look at Jin Qing's face anymore, so he subconsciously moved his head away, and said to Jin Qing: "This must be the head of Jin Qing, what is this for a long time?"

At this moment, shopkeeper Yu's wandering gaze fell on the wall behind Jin Qing, and he let out a scream as if someone had stepped on his tail: God Bodhisattva, what did he see, this bitch did such a thing? For something insane, she will definitely be struck by lightning!

Shopkeeper Yu was in a hurry, and wanted to push Jin Qing away, and rushed into the room to take a closer look at the paintings on the wall.

Unexpectedly, after pushing twice, Jin Qing still didn't move.

Seeing that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't push the seemingly slender and weak Jin Qing, shopkeeper Yu suddenly became anxious, grabbed the scroll in his hand and threw it at Jin Qing: "Get out of the way, old man."

Zhao Bude, who was watching the chef's hair removal of the elbow downstairs, heard a scream from upstairs, and suddenly shivered, and then turned back to the elbow.

Anyway, the voice just now was definitely not from the boss, and he didn't care about the rest.

The big deal is to help kill people and bury the corpses, just pretend that you have never seen the old man Yu.

But this elbow, he must eat it in his mouth today. He hasn't eaten anything salty in half a month. Now even if the house is set on fire, he will never leave the kitchen.

Shopkeeper Yu was lying on the ground, many fragments of the first half of his life flashed before his eyes. He has done many things in this life, and every one of them is enough to make him proud for a long time.

At that time, he became famous overnight in the capital because of his good handwriting. At the same time, he also let out his words, but those who were close to his eyes would not get a penny, and those who did not match his eyes would not be exchanged for ten thousand gold. Because of this, he was praised by many scholars .

Later, because he was dissatisfied with the court's stupidity, he angrily beat the first-rank officials of the court, and finally he was expelled from the capital because of the empress dowager's intercession without punishment.

Out of anger, he threw away all his pens and vowed never to write for the mediocre people in the world from that day on.

Then, he drove back to his hometown and opened a painting club.

Facts have proved that talented people can make a name for themselves no matter what field they are in.

Although he is not proficient in painting, he is extremely authoritative in painting appreciation.

Gradually, he recruited many painters, which gave him a place in the field of painting appreciation.

But at this moment, shopkeeper Yu, who was lying on the ground with his hands on his cheeks, began to reflect on whether he lived too freely in the first half of his life, so now God has come to accept him.

Jin Qingdan twisted his face in pain, looked at the shopkeeper Yu who was motionless on the ground and scratched the back of his head, didn't this old man just lost two big teeth, and lying motionless on the ground now, could it be that he wanted to touch porcelain?

Sensing that his purse was about to be in danger, Jin Qing gently pawed shopkeeper Yu on the ground with his feet: "You are all right, get up first if you have nothing to do!" Don't pretend to be dead, I saw your eyes rolled .

Shopkeeper Yu sighed after hearing Jin Qing's words, got up covering his cheeks, and spat out the cotton cloth he bit into his mouth just now to stop the bleeding.

Licking the empty gums with his teeth, Shopkeeper Yu grinned and asked Jin Qing: "Master Jin, do you sell this wall?"

He just lay down on the ground and observed it. The painting paste is too strong, it cannot be torn off, and it cannot be peeled off with water, otherwise it will damage the painting.

He might as well lift the roof off the house and move the wall away, and deal with it properly when he goes back. After all, this bitch got this painting from nowhere, why is she such a prodigal?

Jin Qing, who didn't know that someone was thinking about demolishing his house, looked at the wall he had pasted paintings on, and then at Erhu who sat obediently in front of the table without any sense of existence, and grinned secretly: Most of the people are eating dishes when they see people, so it's better to dig out those eyes if they grow.

Then he said to shopkeeper Yu: "Not for sale!" I just finished the paste.

Shopkeeper Yu was hit hard by Jin Qing's blunt refusal, and was about to speak again.

Then Jin Qing asked again: "What are you doing here?"

Shopkeeper Yu's face turned red immediately, they were even willing to use such a painting on the wall, how could he have the nerve to take out his broken painting to make a fool of himself under the current situation.

Seeing that it was absolutely impossible for Jin Qing to sell the wall, shopkeeper Yu struggled for a while: "Then, can Mr. Jin tell the old man who made this painting?"

Jin Qing frowned when she heard this, the old man was talking nonsense but he didn't talk about entrusting the escort, she seemed to be fooled.

So Jin Qing twisted his face, walked towards shopkeeper Yu who was lying on the wall chattering endlessly, stretched out two fingers, and picked up shopkeeper Yu from behind.

Shopkeeper Yu was concentrating on watching Erhu's painting. When he lowered his head, he realized that his feet were off the ground, and he screamed again: "What are you going to do!"

Without saying a word, Jin Qing directed at the shopkeeper Yu who kept screaming, hey, lie on Lao Tzu's wallpaper, and ask Lao Tzu what he wants to do!
At this moment, Erhu, who had been pretending to be a transparent person beside him, suddenly said, "Jingjing wants to throw you away!"

Jin Qing raised her eyebrows when she heard the words: You're right!It was the first time she met someone who could synchronize her thoughts.

Then Jin Qing carried shopkeeper Yu and shouted downstairs: "Monkey!"

Afterwards, Jin Qing heard the sound of the door opening from downstairs, smiled crookedly, and threw the shopkeeper down from the platform on the second floor: "The monkey follows!"

The shopkeeper Yu fainted in the monkey's arms with a frightened groan, and the monkey groaned, even if it was just thrown from the second floor, it was still very heavy!

Zhao Bude was holding a pot of elbows and watching the fun from the side.

At this time, there was only a "pop", and the painting scroll brought by the shopkeeper was inserted into the floor tile between his legs. Zhao Bude was so scared that he sat on the ground with his elbows in his arms.

Jin Qing stood on the platform on the second floor and nodded in satisfaction: I have made a mistake, if I dare to drop the food again, I will let you die here now, understand!
(End of this chapter)