Wuwu Jianghu

Chapter 1853 Looking
Let's go our separate ways.

If so, 99 percent of the time you will be eaten by the beast.

Please rest assured after you are eaten by wild beasts. If I have time, I will come back and build a tomb for you here, and then catch a group of hungry wolves and hang them on the tomb for barbecue.

It was getting late, the pack of hungry wolves and tigers had already surrounded us, there was no longer any delay, and it was even more difficult to escape after dark.

farewell.

Get ready to die.

Ji Beili got up and tightened his belt, took off his bamboo hat, yelled and jumped to the opening of the stone pile, and threw it.

After years of evolution, this group of beasts has seen a lot and knows that humans are cunning and difficult to deal with.

Feng Ziyue shook his head, sighed, stretched out his hands and shouted, "Brother, wait a minute, I have a woman, a woman!"

This sentence is worth more than ten thousand gold.

woman.

woman.

Where, where, Ji Beili ran back into the cave with a wretched smile.

He let out a long huff, staring straight at Feng Ziyue, wanting to eat Feng Ziyue's posture.

He scanned the cave, and found that there were more than a dozen frogs, weeds, and nothing else besides the potholes on the ground.

What about women.

Feng Ziyue was happy to see the wretched Ji Beili, and she would find a backing up when she died.

"Woman, ah, that's not right. To be precise, it's Liuhua from a brothel. This woman is in her 50s. She is as beautiful as a flower and has an extraordinary temperament. I have met him two or three times."

what.

Have you been on it?
Introduce it to me, it's not appropriate.Hmph, playing tricks on me, Ji Beili flicked his sleeves, his face darkened, he pulled out his iron rod and threw his knife and went straight to the entrance of the cave.

Wait a minute.

Hear me out.

I came into contact with Liuhua and did not have intercourse. The main reason was to introduce you to her. Liuhua was very satisfied. She said that if you are willing to marry her, she will bring more than ten sisters to serve you with gold, silver and jewelry.

After hearing this, Ji Beili foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes and kicked his legs in joy, "Is it true, is it true?"

of course.

However, Liu Hua and I are good friends, she will marry you only if I live healthy.

"Okay, I promise, to ensure your health, even if you can't kill all the beasts behind your back, I will rush out with all my strength."

Ji Beili seemed to be going crazy thinking about women, but he didn't suspect that Feng Ziyue was telling lies!
The wind was getting worse from the moon, and when he saw that Ji Beili had been tricked, his face turned from happy to gloomy, "Go, see the beasts in the woods outside the cave!"

Ugh.

ok buddy!

"Brother!"

"You are looking for death!"

Feng Ziyue grabbed Ji Beili's fluffy hair and blew his beard and stared at him, intending to bite him and question Ji Beili!
Ji Beili was afraid of him from the bottom of his heart, and said tremblingly, just now, you called me big brother, and it is normal for me to call you brother!
"Hey, hey, you still dare to talk stubbornly, I will definitely beat you to death!" Feng Ziyue has no spells to beat people, but his fingernails are very long, so he pinched him hard, "You will always be my godson, dare to kill me!" Call me brothers and sisters, court death!"

People are always irritated, and Ji Beili is no exception. He flicked his sleeves aggressively, wanted to run, took three or five steps, and then turned back.

He always thought of Liu Hua and other prostitutes in his heart. For the sake of women, he said with a playful smile, "Godfather, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't be angry, don't be angry, I will go to the entrance of the cave to observe the movement immediately."

Ugh.

Remember to go back to Xishan pie, I want to eat sea cucumber and abalone, scallion dipping sauce, pickled pork and pork vermicelli, to make up for it.

"Okay, godfather, everything is satisfied."

Boom, boom.

Like thunder, but not thunder.

The vibrating stone pile swayed, "Run, there's an earthquake!"

What is an earthquake?

"Earthquakes are when the earth gets tired, turns over, rolls over, and stretches itself!"

Ji Beili was very satisfied with Feng Ziyue's explanation, and carried him to the entrance of the cave!
bang.

Click.

bang.

Ouch.

Got it!
They were buried in a pile of stones by unknown shocks.

The hungry wolves, fierce tigers, and wild bears also wondered why there was a sudden rumbling sound.

The animals were so frightened that they ran away in all directions!
Hurry up, hurry up, what a fool, what a fool, I finally built a stone house on the high slope, where we usually rest when we go hunting in the mountains!
This is great, I was kicked and kicked by three or five big hairy monkeys, hum, I hate it, I want to kill all the beasts to relieve my hatred!
The bearded Zhang grumbled while holding a machete.

The middle-aged woman said cheerfully, "Hey, let me tell you, there are more than a dozen of you thieves, ah, that's not right. Hunting old men and building stone houses can be trampled down by hairy monkeys, which means that your projects are more tofu than tofu."

"The most irritating thing, the old Wang next door told me swearingly last night that he secretly brought me here to have an affair that day!"

"Ugh."

"I was smart enough not to agree to the guard of honor, otherwise, I would be crushed to death tomorrow."

walk around.

It's getting late, hurry back to the water manor, I heard that Li Da's manor is occupied by a masked woman.

Let's meet this woman for a while. If she is beautiful, more than ten of us will share it tonight.

A group of thieves sat on the stone pile and chatted about the mountains.

The wind inside the stone pile could be heard clearly from Yue and Ji Beili.

"Damn, they know Li Da of the Water Manor, so they can't make a sound, they can't make a sound!"

Being crushed by the gravel, the two of them couldn't breathe, and they didn't dare to pant. They could only grin their teeth and endure the pain all over their bodies!

The wind has been tormented for a few days, my stomach is bloated, I will fart, I can't hold my fart, damn it, I really can't hold it, puff... puff... puff... puff.

In an instant, black and yellow smoke billowed from the stone pile, and it also had a spraying function. Shit and urine flew out at the same time. Damn, it was too smelly.

Terrified, more than ten groups of thieves sat on the top of the pile, jumped up and down, ran to the waterfall to drink water, and looked back, "My God, what kind of monster, it smells so bad, and it's screaming, it's scary!" I'm dead."

Yes.

Yes.

Hurry up.

move.

This deep mountain and old forest is haunted by lonely souls and wild ghosts!
"Go to the side!"

"You woman, how could there be wild ghosts appearing in broad daylight? In my opinion, it wasn't wild ghosts just now, it was ghost ancestors. Wild ghosts of wild ghosts, run away!"

I rely on.

The tall, tall, thick-eyed man, unexpectedly a coward, the third fat guy in a group of thieves, after speaking, the other men and women frowned, not daring to delay and quickly ran into the dense forest to see him!
Feng Ziyue was dizzy by her own shit, slowly climbed out of the rock pile, saw the sun, smelled the fragrance of flowers, "Water, water, water."

Feng Ziyue rushed to the waterfall, plop, plop plop, plopping under the rocks of the waterfall.

After rinsing with clean water, I was refreshed and washed my clothes to dry on the stone pile.

Feng Ziyue is really tired.

Lying naked on the stone slab, looking at the sky, with his legs crossed, he even hummed a ditty.

Ji Beili could see clearly the whole process of riding on the crooked neck tree. He frowned and curled his lips, "Damn it, this Feng Ziyue is a monster. Why is he so energetic after being collapsed by feces and urine, as if he has physical strength?" It's back to normal."

(End of this chapter)