Wuwu Jianghu

Chapter 1874 Contest
Without a head, yes, without a head, the woman laughed and cried, crying miserably.

"You two come and accompany me to fight the landlord or make gold flowers, otherwise, I will take you two to travel in the underground city."

Feng Ziyue, who was dying of poisoning, danced and laughed at the words of the unknown object.

Ji Beili seemed to be crazy, his eyes were shining brightly and he smacked his mouth, probably out of his mind from being frightened.

Feng Ziyue was afraid that the female ghost was abnormal, so she hurriedly answered, okay, okay, let's fight the landlord and make gold flowers together, how big the bet is, you can tell.

"Very good, heh, I like it. The long-haired girl in the red robe fluttered to the corner of the wall and stared at them. Oh no, to be precise, the woman with disheveled hair was pointing at them."

"Let's bet on the arms and legs. I have been lying in the grave for many years and rotted. I have no arms, legs, or head. I want to win the arms, legs, and head."

"You two discuss it, whose head is suitable?"

No, no, no, I am a person who cheats, kidnaps, steals, burns, kills, loots and commits all kinds of crimes. My arms, legs and head are poisonous, so I am not suitable for you.

Look at him, Ji Beili pointed at Feng Ziyue and said, "He's good, he looks average, but he's capable, and he's not bad at breathing, which suits you."

"You two, I'll prepare a chopping board for you two, and I'll chop up the living people later, and prepare supper by the way."

Ji Beili was very righteous at the critical moment, and completely pushed Feng Ziyue out, as long as he survived!

The angry Feng Ziyue bang bang farted and almost changed his gender. He didn't care about fighting with Ji Beili. He stared at the red-robed long-haired headless monster in front of him. If he did anything, he would do his best!
How did you know that the red-robed long-haired headless monster agreed with Ji Beili's proposal, "Okay, you are very thoughtful, just do as you said, go get ready!"

Le's Ji Beili farts loudly, now, even if he is being chased by the vicious dogs in the yard, he has to run away, it's too scary!

follow orders.

I'll get ready right away.

Ji Beili whistled excitedly and hummed a ditty.

As soon as he got up, he yelled, and an inexplicable force knocked him into the corner of the wall, slapped his mouth repeatedly, and spurted blood from his nose, mouth and ears, "Smelly shameless thing, playing tricks on me, you want to run away!"

"I want your arms, legs, and head. In the dark, the red-robed long-haired female monster stretched out six or seven heads and long feet, licked Ji Beili's neck with a two-meter-long tongue, and bit him with a big mouth. head!"

Ah ah ah ah.

No.

No.

Ji Beili jumped up and down and ran around the room, and the sleeping Feng Ziyue Mimi stared at him, "Don't make noise, if you attract people, we'll both die!"

Ji Beili looked at the rain outside the window, touched his neck and his head was still there, and shivered when he peed in his pants. Damn, it turned out to be a dream!
In the cold night, violent wind and rain, the earth shook like an earthquake, the two were thirsty and hungry, with desperate eyes waiting for the dawn.

Ji Beili struggled all night, got up early, and decided to run away with Feng Ziyue, the beautiful woman and Feng Ziyue, for the sake of gold, silver and treasure.

Feng Ziyue poisoned his legs and feet, and it took a lot of effort to push half of his body out of the window. Before he had time to push the lower half of his body, Bai Rui, madam, maid, pushed the door open and entered!

The two looked at each other with awkward smiles.

Ji Beili knew that Bai Rui and his wife were not good birds, hey hip-hop dancer, he didn't support Feng Ziyue, half of Feng Ziyue was hanging outside the window, and half of Feng Ziyue was hanging inside the house.

The painful wind screamed from the moon!

What are you doing?
Kind of interesting.

Didn't see it, the two stinky suppers are still running away, besides, we didn't tie you two up?
run what run?

The eldest lady was nagging with a mean face.

Bai Rui signaled the thug to hand him the machete, why did you two run away?

More than a dozen thugs and five or six servant girls surrounded Ji Beili and Feng Ziyue.

Ji Beili pretended to be extraordinarily calm, frowned and waved his hands naturally, "Bai Langzhong, madam, all heroes, misunderstood, misunderstood, we have no intention of running away, my beggar partner and I are practicing beggar's aerobics."

"If we can practice our exclusive patented exercises every day, within a month, men will be majestic after practicing, and women will be beautiful after practicing."

"After the servants cultivate, they will be smart and wise."

I rely on.

Ji Beili stared and lied without blinking, he believed it.

Bai Rui looked at his wife.

Madam looked at Ji Beili and Feng Ziyue and laughed out loud, "Okay, okay, hurry up, let the two fairy beggars rest in the main house. These are our distinguished guests and friends, and we will entertain them well in the future."

As soon as the madam gave the order, the subordinates immediately greeted Ji Beili with a smiling face, and dragged Feng Ziyue down from the window.

Maid, the thugs approached the two of them and backed away from the stench. Bai Rui covered his nose and squinted at Madam, "Madam, I'm a medical student. I think these two beggars are liars, so I can send them away!"

Humph.

You are the liar.

Don't underestimate these two beggars, maybe they really have patented spells.

Let me tell you, these two people are my friends from now on, and no one is allowed to leak the news, do you hear me?
follow orders.

Yes Yes Yes.

Maid, the thugs tried their best not to laugh out loud, they all thought that the eldest lady and Bai Rui were crazy, and they actually believed what the stinky beggar said.

Ji Beili saw that his wife was a noble person because of his crimes, so he hurriedly flattered and said New Year's greetings.

"Ma'am, this beggar seems to be poisoned, please tell Dr. Bai Rui to treat him quickly!" Bai Rui blew his beard and stared as soon as he heard Ji Beili's order.

Ji Beili hurriedly changed his words to say New Year's greetings.

Take it away, take it away, go, go, the main house is healing, the wife speaks, and Bai Rui has to listen, otherwise the wife will bring the flying goose poison sword, Yang Shupo, and a monk to educate herself!
Hi hi.

Ling Feng Ziyue and Ji Beili never expected that the hateful lady would be conquered by a lie. The two of them have rich experience in the world and have been deceived, and they don't know whether it is true or not.

Anyway, in fact, the eldest lady and Bai Rui treated them warmly.

After arriving at the main house, the living environment changed drastically.

The small courtyard is not very big. Although the first floor is magnificently decorated, I can't say it. Anyway, the interior is furnished to live a well-off life.

Feng Ziyue's body suffered from venom attack, dry lips, sweating, and dull eyes. Ji Beili found that Bai Rui and his wife were sitting at the round table in the living room, chatting and laughing happily, and had no intention of treating Feng Ziyue.

Boldly moving towards the door, wanting to run, the five big and three rough maids and thugs at the door flirtatiously blocked the door.

The maid didn't believe Ji Beili's patented gymnastics for beggars, and said impatiently, "You, you, hum, do you want to run, dare to run, and break your legs and the root of your tail."

Yeah.

It looks like he's going to run away, so let's beat him to death, he gets angry when he sees you, the thug grabs a machete and approaches!

Ji Beili looked at the formation and didn't dare to break in, relying on his ability to leave is not a problem, if he kills, it will definitely alarm the Fei Goose Poison Sword, Bei Gonghua, and the Yin and Yang Demons, and he will be more passive at that time.

(End of this chapter)