Wuwu Jianghu

Chapter 2048 Calm Contest
I call the shots for you.

Hi hi.

An angry Zhou Jifeng jumped up and down, "You, you, you framed a good person, what kind of person am I? What do you think?" Zhou Jifeng pointed at Xu Xiao, Xu Xiao looked at him resolutely and said nothing, the meaning was very clear!

Zhou Jifeng drew out his crutch and pointed it at his head. Why did you frame me?

"Master, I didn't say anything."

That's right, Zhou Jifeng pointed at Ziyun Shangren, you said, have I ever molested you?

"No, absolutely not." Ziyun Shangren denied, Hu Yuanxi hurriedly interrupted, get up, get up, it's too depressing, I'm just entertaining, come, come, carry gold, silver and jewels to perform tasks, and reward you when you come back, don't worry, The deity never doubted your loyalty.

Ziyun Shangren and Xu Xiao took the gold, silver and jewels and left the Martial Arts Leader's Mansion without daring to go by water. They rode forward on horseback and detoured to the Xishan faction by taking a detour through the rugged mountains.

The two went to the uninhabited border of the mountains and found a mountain spring area to camp.

Surviving in the wild is not a problem for the two of them. At night, bonfires, barbecues, and ginseng soup boiled in mountain springs are full of oil.

My dear, look at the starry sky, it’s so beautiful, I haven’t been so relaxed for a long time, there is no killing, no hatred in the wild, this is life, Xu Xiao leaned against the wildflowers and sighed.

"Hmph, eat quickly, eat and drink enough, we have sex while there is moonlight, I haven't relaxed for a long time, I'm just waiting for you to stimulate me."

At the beginning, Xu Xiao saw Ziyun Shangren's charm still exists and loves to roll the sheets every day. This girl is so hungry and thirsty that Xu Xiao can't bear it and is afraid. Every time after the bed sheet, he sweats profusely, Ziyun Shangren is excited Singing and dancing, he keeps trying to get rid of her.

Looking at the barren mountains and wild mountains, there was no one there, only birds and beasts. This is the best opportunity to do it now. It will take a while for me to hold two bags of gold, silver, jewelry and silver tickets. Xu Xiao immediately takes action when he thinks. "Okay, honey, I'll take a bath in the small river ahead, and then we'll have sex among the flowers, waiting for me."

Dead ghost, you still know how to be hygienic and make progress, go, wash well, I will light the bonfire, so that you won't catch a cold when you come back.

Hey, do you think the flower bed sheet or the white bed sheet looks better, which one will you use to roll the bed tonight?

Damn, Xu Xiao can't laugh or cry, grandma has a leg, this bitch is prepared, and secretly brought the sheets, he looked at his body and touched the kidney, no, Sansao bitch must be beaten to death tonight Yes, "Use the white one, the filial cloth that is too expensive, and white is comfortable on the road."

On the road, where are we going?Are you going to lead me to have sex among jungle beasts.

"I'll go, I'll go." Angrily, Xu Xiao clapped his hands and gave a thumbs up, yes, yes, I'm going to take a shower, you get the white sheets ready.

Damn it, Xu Xiao's eccentric talk means he's going to die, don't care, let's talk about it today after the game, he's dead, I just went back to seduce Zhou Jifeng, play with Fox Monkey West, today is a good day, everything on my mind If it can be done, Ziyun Shangren's coquettish girls are humming a ditty.

Xu Xiao came to the river to take a bath in the clear mountain spring water, smelling the fragrance of flowers and feeling refreshed, it was dark and he couldn't see clearly, many black things approached in the water, Xu Xiao didn't notice singing, today is a good day, what he thought Everything can be done, and before the words finished, three venom pythons came out of the water and wrapped themselves around his waist and thighs, and a gray and white venom python lay on his head.

The three venomous pythons were full of confidence and wanted to have a full meal. They miscalculated. Xu Xiao grabbed the python's venomous snake head and chewed it. He practiced magic and was not afraid of this kind of venom. The more such poisonous snakes, the better, kaka Eat the head of the gray venom python with three or five mouthfuls, scaring the other two venom pythons into a dumbfounded smile, said in snake language, monster, master, shameless, don't play cards according to the routine, run, the two venom pythons are messing Dive into the water and run!

Xu Xiao didn't bother to chase after him, so he carried the dead python back to the camp covered in blood, and hung the python over the bonfire to smoke and roast it.

Putting the bed sheet, Ziyun Shangren looked back and saw Xu Xiaoguang was bleeding from his mouth, and his blood was so frightened that he flew two or three meters away from the spot, "Damn it, it's a fraud, what's wrong with you."

Honey, I want to have something exciting, do you like it?
Ziyun Shangren was puzzled and curious. After hesitating for a moment, Xu Xiaofei threw himself on the ground and kissed. Ziyun Shangren became excited and turned around to ride him. The two of them were in the wild, in the canyon, beside the mountain spring on the flat ground, among the wild flowers. There were [-] to [-] rounds of fighting on the white sheets, and Xu Xiao slapped Ziyun Shangren to death while she was crawling.

While it was dark, he wrapped it in a white sheet and threw it in a nearby river ditch, "Humph, go to hell, shameless youngsters, Xu Xiao jumped into the river to take a bath. At this time around 01:30 at night, the bath was comfortable and full of energy. , Roasting the bonfire, eating barbecue, drinking spring water ginseng soup, falling asleep happily."

At around [-]:[-], a man in a state of embarrassment, wrapped in a white cloth, came to the campfire. After seeing Xu Xiao, Ziyun was still angry. He drew out his sword and licked the heart thorn aimed at him, and quickly stopped No, I can't let him die easily, find a way to mess with him.

Ziyun Shangren put away his sword, straightened his eyes and stretched his arms, and whistled. Xu Xiao fell asleep like a dead pig and did not respond. He sprayed him with spit after mouthful of saliva. Xu Xiao thought it was raining, turned over and muttered , "Damn it, why is it raining in the field, snoring everywhere, smacking, farting, talking in sleep."

Hey, I'm so pissed off, Ziyun Shangren saw that the bonfire was very strong, a burning fire stick fell on Xu Xiao's crotch, and there was a smell of burnt barbecue.

Ouch.

Ahhh.

In the silent night, heart-piercing wailing echoed in the valley, frightening the birds and beasts to run around.

Xu Xiao slapped his crotch and rolled all over the floor. When he hit two thin wooden sticks, he felt familiar. .

I jumped up, Xu Xiao didn't care about the pain of his little brother in his crotch, he jumped up, he didn't believe in ghosts and ghosts, at this time in the wilderness, in the wilderness, he just killed Ziyun Shangren, his mind is full of ghosts.

He drew out the fortune-telling sign and wanted to hit it. Looking at the jumping Ziyun Shangren was very cautious, "Don't come over, don't come over, Xu Xiao is not here, hurry up and catch up behind you."

Ho ho ha ha ha.

Xu Xiao, how dare you lie to me, dead, dead, work, come here, follow me, Ziyun Shangren speaks weakly, jumps and approaches.

See clearly, Ziyun Shangren is wearing a white sheet and his body is stiff, it must be a ghost.

Xu Xiao knelt down and kowtowed, I didn't kill you, it wasn't me, it wasn't me, I didn't do it on purpose, it was because we were too excited and you died.

(End of this chapter)