Wuwu Jianghu

"Hey, you guys talk about me going to pee first."

Dead ghost, there is a lot of feces and urine, and the female guard is swaying to pee. Feng San sees that the opportunity has come, and it will be easy to kill the male guard first.

Feng San noticed that the guard's big sword was very sharp and raised his wine glass and said, "Brother, can you lend me your precious sword to gain some insight, and later we will get gold, silver and jewels and encounter evil people who stop us, can you kill them?"

Of course I can. I sharpen this knife every day and kill people every day. Let me use it to gain knowledge. The guard took out the big knife and handed it to Feng San.

Feng San took the big knife respectfully with a hippie smile, "Brother, do you think this knife can be cut off?"

Yes, don't worry, it will come down immediately without pain.

"Then I won't be polite, let's die." Feng San swung his big knife and slashed off his head with all his might, click, ouch.

Uh huh, dead?Feng San watched intently, the male guard was on his back, motionless.

Oops, the big knife had no blood, and it plunged into the ground with too much force.

Feng San was very puzzled and pulled out his big knife and looked closer to the male guard. The male guard opened his eyes and jumped up and grabbed Feng San by the collar, swished, swept his legs, and untied his belt to tie him tightly.

What a shameless bastard, dare to assassinate me, thankfully I was prepared, otherwise I would be in bad luck.

The guard grabbed the big knife and pointed it at Ye Feng's eyes, "Crazy man, cut off your head immediately, tell me, where are the gold, silver and jewels hidden?"

Brother misunderstood, misunderstood, I didn't intend to kill you, I just tested your reaction, you see, I didn't even cut you, the knife is still in my hand.

The male guard looked blankly at the female guard in the woods, "That's right, you didn't kill me, I didn't die, this is an attempted crime, there is no evidence."

"Otherwise, if you kill me now, kill me, I will have evidence."

"Hurry up, hurry up, hack me to death." The male guard stretched his neck in front of Ye Feng, and quickly untied him. Ye Feng was so stupid, he touched his forehead to see if he didn't have a fever, and then touched the male guard's forehead. He didn't have a fever either, "Which one of us is crazy?"

No one is crazy, hurry up and chop off my head, I'm waiting to get evidence.

"Brother, you asked me to cut this, don't regret it."

No regrets, no regrets, just chop my head off, can't wait.The male guard really couldn't wait to grab Ye Feng's wrist and let him chop off his head.

Okay, okay, then I'll work hard, Ye Feng held down the male guard's head, stepped on his shoulder with one leg, swung his big knife and slashed, the male guard shouted, come on, someone kills me, I'm sorry, he shouted just right The female guard saw Ye Feng raise the knife!

The male guard was already prepared to throw Ye Feng down suddenly, punched and kicked him without a word, the female guard ran forward, rubbed his arms, and rubbed his sleeves, "It's not good, it's not a good thing at first glance. Beat him, beat him hard, kill him!"

Ugh……!
Feng San, who was beaten, was rolling all over the floor, crying and howling, "You are out of breath, you are teasing me, shameless, gold, silver and jewelry are nearby, you can kill me, you will get nothing."

Before he finished speaking, the male and female guards helped him up to wipe the wound medicine, and said amiably, "Brother, don't be angry, we are teasing you, seeing that you are too tired, help you loosen your muscles and bones, do you want to relax again?"

No, no.

Feng Sanqi's wild boar cries dare not get angry, he has no spells and can only use brute force, and brute force can't beat the male and female guards, so he can only apologize with a smile in order to survive, "Okay, okay, thank you two brothers and sisters for loosening your muscles and bones, come here , sit down and rest, rest, and eat barbecue."

The three chatted on the mountain, the male and female guards exchanged glances, big brother, we are full, there are wild beasts in this wild place, we have to take advantage of the dawn to get the gold, silver and jewelry, or at least see the gold. Find out the details of silver jewelry.

Tell me, tell me, where are the gold, silver and jewels.

The male and female guards couldn't wait for the gold, silver and jewelry, Feng San smiled secretly, "Damn it, if I really knew where the gold, silver and jewelry are hidden, I would have gone to eat, drink and have fun."

Ugh……!
He groaned.

Brothers and sisters, I know the place where the gold, silver and jewelry are hidden, but where there are guards, it is not convenient for us to move during the day, and it is best to move at night. The place where the gold, silver and jewelry are hidden is right there.

"Is there?"

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Hey, my whole body hurts, I was poisoned by the venom of the Yin beast soul, my whole body hurts, I have a headache, I have a headache, I need to get rid of the poison, you two have worked hard to collect herbs and boil water for me, I want to take a bath to get rid of the poison.

Alas... ouch... it hurts... a headache.

The angry male guard raised a big knife to cut him, but the female stopped him, "Stop it, Hugh is rude, you go to collect medicine, I will watch him stop running here, ah, no, I am talking to him here, you go Gather medicine, hurry up."

Hey, come on.The male and female guards are dogs and men and women are very obedient. They went to gather medicine. The female guard dug a big pit and filled it with mountain spring water. Feng San got up and was warned by the female guard, "Don't run, I will run away." Faster than you, grabbing you and cremating you."

Feng San was really scared, he was a useless person without spells, "Sister, are you digging a hole to drown me?"

Nonsense, this puddle is for you to take a bath to detoxify, wait, I will dig a fire pit at the bottom of the pit, and the dead ghost will come back with the medicinal materials later, just in time for you to take a bath to detoxify.

Feng San was happy watching the female guard busy, and after a while the water boiled to find a way to cook the two animals.

Alas, hey, I'm back. The male guard wandered back carrying a large bundle of weeds. The weeds were by the fire outside. Feng San, the female guard looked at the large bundle of weeds in a daze, "Damn, you raise cattle, Horse, donkey, sheep?"

Nothing.

"Then what are you doing with a bale of grass?"

Use it for this one.

The male guard said to Feng San that this bundle of grass was prepared for him, Feng San nodded and lay on the ground drawing circles to curse them both to die soon.

"This is a poisonous herb. A few years ago, someone was poisoned and healed with this herb."

Won't poison him to death?The female guard asked the male guard.

The male guard frowned, he probably couldn't die, if he died, he would die.

Feng San got up and ran, go fuck it, if you don't run, maybe the two of them will force themselves to take a poisonous weed bath.

Ugh……!
Running is impossible.

Being held in a scalding puddle by male and female guards and boiled with poisonous weeds, Feng San howled like ghosts and wolves after being scalded, "Don't make trouble, two big brothers and sisters. If you kill me, you won't get anything from gold, silver and jewelry. I really know that there is gold and silver Jewelry place, drag me out quickly."

Seeing Feng San struggling in pain, the female guard let go and said, take him out, it's really scary to cook a living person.

"Oh, listen to me, he can't die. This is called fighting poison with poison. After removing the poison, he takes us to rob gold, silver and jewels. When encountering a strong enemy, he can fight, right?"