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Lan Feixia went out with the empty bowls and chopsticks, and went back inside to ask him if he had eaten yet. Hey, hey, she saw Feng Ziyue lying on the armchair and falling asleep. Lan Feixia was so angry that she grabbed his ears. , "You kid has learned how to lie. You lie to me while you sleep and say you have a plan. I'll scratch you to death."

Hey hey, hey hey, let go, let go, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Feng Ziyue broke away with a sly smile, "You really misunderstood, I didn't sleep, I just closed my eyes and thought about my plan, I couldn't sleep."

Oh, I see. Then you want to make a plan. How about I cook you a bowl of noodles and put two poached eggs on it?

Feng Ziyue had just eaten hot noodles, even though she was half full, and was now sleepy and wanted to sleep. He heard Lan Feixia muttering, and he hummed in agreement. Lan Feixia left the house, closed the door, and quietly lay on the crack of the door to watch. Sure enough, she wanted to Exactly the same, this kid fell asleep.

Humph.

"Small, I have to take care of you." She ran to the kitchen to cook noodles, took out laxatives and poured them in, then carried the noodles into the house. Feng Ziyue was reluctant to finish them.

Lan Feixia happily went back to the house to wait for the show.

Feng Ziyue had just laid down to sleep. Her stomach sank and she couldn't control her anus. She groaned, crossed her legs and came to the courtyard from the window. She was still twenty centimeters away from the toilet. She couldn't bear it anymore and squatted down. It was scurrying on the ground, hoho hoho, I was so anxious that I forgot to take off my pants, and it directly penetrated my pants and sprayed a big hole in the ground.

Feng Ziyue couldn't wear his pee pants, so he looked around and saw that no one was around. He took off his clothes and slowly walked to the deep well in the backyard.

Just walked out two meters, he couldn't hold back the diarrhea and squatted down again. He went back and forth more than 100 times, but he didn't go out for two meters. He suddenly became thinner. Feng Ziyue was in a trance. He hugged the big tree and called daddy, his Lan Feixia's ugly appearance was clearly seen, and Lan Feixia smiled proudly, "Small, it's as easy as trampling on an ant to kill you."

Feng Ziyue held on to the wall and came to the deep well in the backyard. He no longer had the strength to fetch water. He looked at the deep well and found that he could not fetch water for a bath. He was so angry that he cursed. He guessed that Lan Feixia was playing tricks on him, so what could he do? , He couldn't be offended, beaten, or scolded, so he banged against the wall.

Not bad. He was discovered by a hired man going to the toilet. He fetched water for him to take a bath. After taking a bath, both parties looked at each other. The other party said in surprise, "Damn, you in disguise look a bit like me. Oh, I said, we are all dressed up." If you look like this person and say he is doing magic tricks, do you believe it?"

Feng Ziyue put on his clothes and leaned against the wall with a frown. It seemed that these guys were starting to get suspicious. He calmed down and said, pretending to be panicked and looking around, pointing to the side room and going in with clear intentions.

The man felt very mysterious and happily entered the house.

After entering the wing, Feng Ziyue quickly closed the door and window and approached with a lewd smile. The light in the room was dim, and the man in front of her was so mean. The man pretending to be Feng Ziyue was so scared that he hid behind the debris, "Hey, don't come here, come here and beat me to death." You, I don’t like gays, I’ll kill you, I’ll yell at the first step you take.”

Don't shout, don't shout, it's a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding. Feng Ziyue happily stood two meters across from the pretending man, looking at him very much like himself and thinking to himself, "This Lan Feixia is very capable, and her makeup skills are top-notch."

"Well, I said, I'm not gay. Let me tell you a secret. Don't tell others. This secret is about gold bars."

Gold bars.

real or fake?

Pretending to be a man, he questioned Feng Ziyue seriously. Feng Ziyue was very happy when he saw that he was wearing the trap. She turned around and looked at the door and window, "Of course it's true. I heard that the woman who hired us back with money is a changer." Magic sister, if we are serious about not leaking the news this time and cooperate with them in performing magic, we will be rewarded with gold bars, and we may also betroth this woman to the best man among us." Wow.

Great.

My special number happens to be without a wife, so I feel so happy to have a wife. Let's go, let's go and kill more than 20 other men in disguise to prevent them from competing with us.

Hi hi.

What Feng Ziyue didn't expect was that this guy was quite vicious and smart. He wanted to kill his competitors, so he was so stupid. In this way, wouldn't his plan be ruined?

Sigh... You misunderstood. You can't kill them. As long as they are here and perform magic, we can get gold bars and women. If they are all dead, people are needed to perform magic. In the end, there is no one. The magic is cancelled. What do we do? Neither can be obtained.

"Well, that makes sense, but if you get gold bars and women, how do you choose?"

When the time comes, I don’t want anything, I’ll give it all to you. I am a cosmopolitan, a beggar, and I don’t want money or beautiful women. When the time comes, I will strive hard to give you everything. You must keep the secret and stabilize everyone. You can't run away. After the magic show is completed, you will have a gold bar beauty.

After Feng Ziyue finished speaking, she pretended to be a man and pretended to be a man. Her mind was full of gold-barred beauties. Feng Ziyue was also wicked enough. She described Lan Feixia as a relative who performed magic. After the magic was done, she would be betrothed to one of them. a man.

Pretending to be a man pretending to be Feng Ziyue, Feng Ziyue knew it well and completely conquered him, "Oh, brother, what are you waiting for? Go back to the house quickly and observe everyone in the house. As long as someone wants to leave, you can Stop it quickly."

Okay, okay, go right away, ordinary people today, are you really, really happy, Ouye, the man pretending to be Feng Ziyue hummed a ditty excitedly and returned to the house. He just walked to the corner and bumped into Lan Feixia. He saw the beautiful big girl. The beauty Lan Feixia, his mind is full of what Feng Ziyue said, reward reward.

The man pretending to be Feng Ziyue stared at Lan Feixia and started to cry. He could wash his face, and Se Mimi said, "My, my, it will be mine in two days, hehehe." He covered his face and ran back into the house.

Lan Feixia couldn't help but felt something was wrong and came to Feng Ziyue. Feng Ziyue lay on the armchair with diarrhea and collapsed, laughing. When he saw Lan Feixia, he was so angry that he groaned and said nothing. This bitch Not to be offended.

Alas, I said, what did you say to the person pretending to be you? Did he see me looking lewd?
Feng Ziyue felt a lot relieved when she heard what Lan Feixia said. Hum, at least someone was annoying her, "Oh, I didn't say anything. I praised you for being beautiful. You are a great beauty. You are a good woman in the hall and in the kitchen. You This kind of good woman should be loved by everyone."

Humph.

That's pretty much it. Let me tell you, I'm going to the street to buy some items. You should keep an eye on this group of people at home to avoid running away.

Hi hi.

She was so angry that she still wanted to go shopping, which was a bit interesting. Feng Ziyue felt unhappy but didn't say anything, just hummed weakly.

After Lan Feixia left, Feng Ziyue was still in a daze. He made the final decision whether to save Caishi Sanniang, Ji Beili, and Zi Yunfeng.