Wuwu Jianghu

Chapter 2300 Sad Tears

Feng Ziyue's words caused trouble. The old lady covered her face and cried bitterly again, not daring to cry out. Her tears were mixed with too much helplessness and disappointment. It can be seen from her sad expression that it is not easy for the old man. Feng Ziyue Ziyue sighed and didn't know what to do, "Old man, I'm going to kill all your family members now. They must be unfilial." Feng Ziyue yelled at the wild boar, and the old lady shook her head, "Brother, ah, that's not right, child. Listen to me, we'll wait until dark and you leave quickly, don't mind my business, be patient, you can't jump out of the coffin now so as not to scare them."

Sigh... How long has it been? The old man still thinks about others. I must go out and kill them now. I am here and I kill people.

Feng Ziyue was so angry that he wanted to kill someone. The old lady hugged his thigh and said, "Brother, don't be impulsive. You can't beat these descendants. They don't kill people head-on. They just attack, assassinate, and do some shameful things. They You don’t have much ability, but you are very good at doing what villains do. Let’s put it this way, you are a god, and they can also make you fascinated!”

Hum hum.

I bother.

When Feng Ziyue heard about these small shrimps, rotten sweet potatoes, and smelly bird eggs, she was ignored by some ruffians and thieves! Look down on them.

Feng Ziyue squinted at the head of the coffin and curled her lips. Today, I put aside other plans and focused on killing people.

The old lady was crying and burst into laughter. It was a scary laugh. Feng Ziyue was stunned, "Oh, let me go. Look at your thin body. I guess you can't even beat a strong woman. You I accept your ambition, but in fact you will die if you go out."

Feng Ziyue said intently, "Old man, you don't have to worry, I know how to use two swords. I learned how to make tofu from the pig butcher at the east entrance of the village. I can definitely beat a few people without any problem."

After hearing this, the old lady waved her hands and said, "Hey, stop talking. You are just following the veterinary medicine to make tofu. Alas... If your skills are not good, just stay here. Tonight, you must leave here after dark."

The old lady obviously suspected that Feng Ziyue looked down on him, a tofu seller.

Feng Ziyue smiled happily and said nothing, waiting for it to get dark. He suddenly stopped talking. The old lady was a little uncomfortable, "Hey, kid, big brother, why don't you talk anymore? Don't be afraid. I promise to let you leave here safely tonight." , don’t bother anyone.”

Okay, old man.

The coffin was very small and the two people were extremely crowded. The old lady curled up as much as possible to make room. The two of them suffered until late at night. They heard wild cats meowing and looked through the gap in the coffin. The old lady's heart felt cold. It was just dark. There was no one in the shed where the coffin was placed. There were three or five wild cats eating the offerings. At the end of the burning of an old candle, Feng Ziyue gently pushed the coffin lid open and flew into the courtyard. It was so beautiful to breathe oxygen. Now, I am dancing and feeling happy.

Crunch, bang, seeing the old lady closing the coffin lid by herself, Feng Ziyue smashed the coffin lid to pieces in a fit of anger, and carried the old lady out of the coffin. The old lady was very unhappy and turned around and lay back in the coffin. There was no coffin lid and she covered it with a shroud. Body, pretend to be dead!

Hi hi. This process was quite interesting. Feng Ziyue couldn't laugh or cry. Old man, why are you doing this? You're not dead. What if your descendants really bury you?

The old lady sighed and said nothing.

The more the old lady behaved like this, the more Feng Ziyue wanted to educate these unfilial children and grandchildren. After listening attentively, I went over. They were drinking and talking in the courtyard next door, with men, women, old and young laughing happily. He flew up to the wall and saw the things placed in the courtyard under the night. There were more than a hundred tables. Everyone wore mourning clothes during the day and colorful clothes at night. It was very festive. It was impossible to tell that it was a funeral.

A stage was set up in the center of the big courtyard to sing and dance, and everyone jumped with excitement. Feng Ziyue frowned. He really wanted to teach the old lady to his children and grandchildren. With this special code, hundreds of people couldn't be beaten. When he was confused and worried, someone suddenly stood beside him. He said, "Oh, these unfilial descendants actually sang and danced on the night after my death. I went out and looked at it. That short fat man was my fourth son and he was teasing women!"

"Hey, let me go. Look at the man dancing with the male dancer on the stage. She is my granddaughter. There is also the woman drinking with Lao Wang. There are also those two women teasing the men from the next village. There are also those three men and Women fooling around!”

"Ouch, I'm so angry. I'm not very angry at them for being unfilial. What's most annoying is that the money they spent was all hard earned by me and the old man. We're both dead. They actually sang and danced. I want to scratch them to death. They go." The old lady climbed out of the coffin and climbed up the wall to curse and show off her power. Feng Ziyue quickly stopped her, "Old man, you don't need to do anything, I will educate them."

As soon as Feng Ziyue stood up, the old lady grabbed her arm and said cheerfully, "Brother, don't worry, let me watch the singing and performance. I haven't seen such a grand performance for a long time."

The old lady stared straight at the singing and dancing men and women on the stage in the courtyard, showing a bright smile. Feng Ziyue couldn't laugh or cry. The old lady's unfilial behavior by these unfilial descendants actually made the old lady feel happy. He could tell that the old lady was happy. Her laughter comes from the heart, and she also has the feelings of a girl. She can't help but laugh when she stares at the men dancing on the stage!

At this time, Feng Ziyue didn't know whether he should educate the old lady's descendants. He looked at the old lady silently, and the old lady stared at the stage with affection.

Suddenly, the old lady cursed and ran over the wall to the stage. After she came on stage, her son, granddaughter, daughter-in-law, grandson, and relatives on the stage were so frightened that they screamed and fell to the ground and crawled forward!

The more than 300 people in the audience were stunned with fright. The men and women singing and dancing on the stage did not recognize the old lady, nor did they know that the old lady wearing a shroud in front of them was the person inside the coffin. The more than 30 men and women were not afraid, but looked at the old lady wearing a shroud. She was very curious about wearing heavy makeup, "Sister, aunt, you are so avant-garde and look good in your clothes."

The singing men and women gathered around the old lady and asked where she bought the shroud. They also wanted to buy it and put it on.

Feng Ziyue and the old lady were so amused that they laughed wildly. Feng Ziyue stood in the audience and observed the old lady, fearing that she would fall.

The old lady came to the edge of the stage with a glare and looked at her son, daughter-in-law, grandson, granddaughter, and relatives in the audience. You all have to come with me and I will take you on a trip.

Hey, I'm going, you wild ghost, you've tricked your body, you're like a ghost, mom, grandma, second aunt, aunt, aunt, please have mercy on me, have mercy on me, the scene is a mess, especially sons, grandsons, granddaughters, and daughters-in-law, there are fifty or sixty people there. I was extremely scared. I kowtowed, my head was bleeding, and I shouted long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live, long live!

Everyone saw the old lady wearing a shroud alive and wearing heavy makeup.