Wuwu Jianghu

Chapter 2311 Countermeasures

"What?"

I heard that it was the leader who cooked hotpot and ate it.

Before the bearded Deadpool finished speaking, the other eight Deadpools stared at him in shock, looking at him as if he were a mummy.

The bearded man curled his lips in pride and said, "You guys are jealous and envious of me because I'm so handsome. The most annoying thing is that I have real skills. Hahahaha."

The eight Deadpools shook their heads and sighed.

"What? What's wrong with you? Your eyes look weird. Did you see that I am about to become an immortal?"

Well, ON, ON, ON, Big Beard, you should take a quick look at this world. Every second you take a look counts. You just said that the leader ate his own children, so he will definitely not survive.

Not only was the bearded man not afraid, but he was laughing, which stunned the other Deadpools. They wanted to see the bearded man in a miserable state, but they didn't expect him to be unusually calm.

  The bearded man whispered, "Everyone, if any of you leaks the news, I will die and you will not be able to survive. You should know that the leader is very suspicious and kills people without blinking an eye. If I die, can you still survive?"

After the bearded man finished speaking, the scene fell silent. Two seconds later, the scarred man said, "Everyone, go on patrol. We have to protect the leader."

The bearded Deadpool pretended to be on patrol and approached the window to eavesdrop on what was going on inside the house.

There were bursts of laughter from Huang Lang and the two female deadpools in the house. Huang Lang had been feeling upset recently. His subordinates, the great protectors, were all useless. He had been looking for Feng Ziyue during the day but couldn't find her. The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He drank more than ten gourds of wine, one cup after another. His face was flushed and his speech was slurred. He was drunk, really drunk.

Holding the female Deadpool's hand, he said solemnly, "Big sister, just now, I asked you about the meaning of life. What you two said about eating, drinking and having fun is just superficial. The meaning of life is actually power and territory. No matter in the magic world, the fairy world or the mortal world, only those with high positions and unlimited magic power can live happily. Otherwise, you will never live happily."

"Big sister, are you right?"

Big sister… The two female deadpools, when they heard Huang Lang drunkenly calling them big sisters, they couldn’t hold back their laughter. Huang Lang said in a mean way, “You two are crying. Seeing that you two are crying and laughing at the same time, it means that you two agree with my point of view, right?”

The two Deadpools nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, you are absolutely right, yeah, come on, Master, drink, drink." They found that Huang Lang was really drunk, and kept pouring him wine. Huang Lang drank so much that he slipped under the table. The two female Deadpools dragged him to the bed like a dead dog.

The first time Huang Lang got drunk in his life, he got drunk with his two subordinates.

In the dark night, some people are happy, while others are sad.

Feng Ziyue was flying rapidly under the stars. A light rain began to fall from the sky, and a masked woman in a white robe and a hat was following closely.

Crossing mountains and ridges, we came to Xishan Sect, the residence of the leader of the martial arts world, Gaitian Sect, Black Top Sect, the junction of the four major factions. This is a no man's land, where murderous maniacs, evil people in the magic world, ruffians and bullies, corrupt officials, and profiteers gather. Everything is normal here during the day, but in the middle of the night, countless scattered villages can be considered towns, with bright lights, and men and women doing shameful transactions. Feng Ziyue grabbed mud from the river and smeared it on his body, strolling around dirty. The brothel madam ran up with a lantern to solicit customers, and smiled from a distance, "Sir, come here, I have a beautiful girl here." The madam ran to Feng Ziyue, saw that he was dirty, and immediately cursed and spit, "Bah, unlucky, stinky beggar, get away, bah, bah, bah, bah."

The madam showed the duality of human nature vividly! Feng Ziyue was not angry, but very happy. Others disliked him, which was exactly what he wanted.

The cold wind blew, he shivered, and he wanted to pee. It was dark, he stood at the entrance of the alley, unbuttoned his pants, whistled, and peed. As soon as he unbuttoned his pants, a shiny big knife was pressed against his crotch. A woman in a low voice said, "Don't make a noise, or I'll kill you."

As soon as the woman finished speaking, five or six men pushed him into the alley in the dark. Feng Ziyue hated these evil people the most, so he obediently entered the alley and went into the house in the dark. A group of men and women laughed and said, "Sister, we are going to extort some money today."

The lights flickered, and more than a dozen men and women with fierce looks held up lanterns to look at Feng Ziyue. Seeing that Feng Ziyue was dirty, the thieves looked at each other and shouted in unison, "Get out, get out quickly, it's unlucky, damn it."

Feng Ziyue didn't move.

The middle-aged woman looked at Feng Ziyue and then looked him over. "Damn, he's not deaf or stupid. He can't understand what we're saying."

The scarred man barked like a wild boar and approached, wanting to beat Feng Ziyue to death. He swung his sleeves and said, "Hmph, big sister, what should we do?"

The woman stared at Feng Ziyue and slapped him twice, saying, "Get out of here now."

Feng Ziyue wiped his face, "You will go to heaven soon, oh no, let's go later." His heart was filled with joy, he was tired tonight, it was raining and he had nowhere to go. This den of thieves was good, there were food and drinks on the table, it is easy to invite a master but difficult to send him away, if you hit me, you will surely die, I will not kill you for now, keep you to serve me. After Feng Ziyue made a plan in his mind, he hummed, roared, hahaha, haha.

He suddenly laughed and shouted, which scared more than a dozen male and female thieves so much that they retreated in shock. They were afraid that Feng Ziyue would bite them!

Sister, this man seems to have rabies and will bite people. Run away. Before the scarred man finished speaking, the thieves turned around and ran. The lights in the house went out, and there was a clanging sound. The lights in the house flickered. The woman and the scarred man were hanging on the beams, three were lying at the door, three were hanging on the window frame, and two or three were lying on the table. They were all covered in blood and covered their wounds.

They knew that Feng Ziyue was no ordinary person.

Feng Ziyue blew on his palms, picked up a piece of sugarcane and chewed it, scanning the group of thieves. The thieves were very tactful and said in unison, "Dad, we are your biological children who were separated many years ago!"

Feng Ziyue was so happy that he almost changed his sex. He didn't want to kill these people anymore. It was more fun to keep them. Looking at the male and female thieves who were ten years older than him and in their twenties, he rolled his eyes in joy. He wanted to take advantage of any opportunity. Damn it, kids, will you respect me, or do you want to kill me?

Dad, dear dad, we will respect you. Just now the woman and the scarred man were the most cruel to Feng Ziyue. Now, in order to save their lives, they are calling Feng Ziyue dad the most affectionately.

Feng Ziyue was very happy to be a father to a man and a woman who were much older than him. The boy smiled frivolously and said, "Okay, I'll put you down. If you behave well, you can live. If you dare to do something bad and plot against me, I will know and kill you all."

He shook his wrist and a bright light flashed everywhere. The woman and the scarred man fell to the ground. Without caring about crying, they stood up and ran to Feng Ziyue to pour water, peel apples, and call him daddy. The other sixty thieves also surrounded him and flattered him.