Wuwu Jianghu

Chapter 2319: Battle of wits

Xi Qingyang drew out his Ruanteng sword again to compete.

Feng Ziyue was so angry that she didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Senior, calm down. Gao Feng often mentioned you and missed you. She often cried secretly and said that you are the best mother in the world. She felt like she was living a year without you."

Oh my god.

My daughter has grown up and become sensible. My daughter, mother is very, very... Xi Qingyang burst into tears and cried loudly.

She was crying and laughing at the same time, which made more than a dozen little nuns present giggle.

  Feng Ziyue almost laughed out loud. Damn it, why does this woman stop talking halfway through?

Senior, I know you are crying with joy. Don't worry, Gao Feng is doing fine.

"Nonsense, I'm not crying for joy, I'm crying because I'm really sad. I gave birth to such a daughter, but you didn't even come to see me. At least you can buy me some snacks. I like to eat pig's trotters, spicy noodles, and hairy eggs. Do you remember that?"

Feng Ziyue nodded, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, thinking to herself, "Why should I remember anything? What does it have to do with me? Humph, I like delicious food too, why doesn't anyone bring it to me?"

He looked at the table full of delicious food that would get cold if not eaten. He stared at the boiled fish and the giant crabs and swallowed his saliva.

Xi Qingyang wiped away his tears and said, "Eat."

Feng Ziyue ate voraciously without hesitation, and the angry nuns stared at him and cursed in their hearts. If he hadn't come, this sumptuous feast would have belonged to them! Now, more than a dozen nuns could only drool at the delicious food.

Feng Ziyue was full and picking his teeth with chopsticks. He crossed his legs and shook them. He looked nonchalant and didn't look at Xi Qingyang directly.

Oh my god, I have such a bad temper. "Feng Ziyue, do you have extra legs? Let me take them off for you and check them before putting them back together."

Senior, you misunderstood. I ate too hastily just now and got pricked by bones and fish bones. My legs and feet are shaking in pain. I can just go to the yard and move around.

"Hmph, it's the middle of the night and there's still a lot to do. Go ahead."

"What do you want to see me about?"

I’ll talk about it later. I’ll talk about it later.

Feng Ziyue limped into the yard. The night in the suburbs was exceptionally cold. A gust of chill hit him and he shivered. He then felt more energetic. He and Ping An strolled from the backyard of the nunnery to the front yard, observing the terrain, traps and ambushes. In the dark night, there were the sounds of birds and beasts chasing each other, as well as the sound of horse hooves. The little nun was patrolling and standing guard with a lantern, and from time to time, the howling of men and women could be heard in the distance!

Feng Ziyue shook his head and sighed. In this lawless area, the law of the jungle prevails and casualties are normal.

Bei'er, follow him and report back if anything unusual happens. Xi Qingyang ordered the little nun who was saved by Feng Ziyue to accompany Feng Ziyue, but actually to monitor him.

Bei'er went to look for Feng Ziyue with a lantern. As soon as she left, Xi Qingyang ordered the other three little nuns to follow Bei'er. As soon as the three little nuns left, Xi Qingyang ordered two more little nuns to follow them.

  In the dim night, Feng Ziyue turned the corner and found that the reflection on the wall was very strange. He slowly approached the wall, but it was dark and his vision was unclear. He didn't pay attention to his feet. He fell into the water with a splash about two meters away from the glowing wall. It was very strange, as he didn't vaguely see any water on the ground just now. Could it be a mechanism?

There was the sound of water and the flashing of lights. Bei'er ran up to him holding a lantern and asked, "My benefactor, are you okay?"

Oh, it's okay. With the help of the light, Feng Ziyue saw a ditch on the ground. She asked the little nun and found that there was indeed a ditch. "My benefactor, can't you find the toilet? It's dark now?"

Ah, yes, yes, toilet, toilet, Bei'er led Feng Ziyue out of the side door of the nunnery with a lantern and came to the open field outside the courtyard. There were many birds and animals that could not be seen clearly, calling out on the hillside and the ditch. It was very creepy. Feng Ziyue did not find the toilet in the open field with the weak light. "Little master, where is the toilet? Take me there quickly. I can't wait."

Bei'er stared at Feng Ziyue in confusion, "Master, isn't this toilet big enough? More than a hundred of us have been pooping and peeing for many years, and you see there's not a single speck of garbage. We just pee and pee and the wind blows it clean!"

"Hurry up and pee. There are wild beasts in this open area every day. It's hard to guard against them. I'm turning around, so hurry up and pee!" Bei'er turned around and held up the lantern. Feng Ziyue heard it clearly and was so happy that she almost changed her personality. She laughed in the middle of the night. Bei'er was so scared that she ran straight to the nunnery with the lantern in her hand, "This is terrible. The donor has revealed his true form!"

Bei'er was making so much noise that the three little nuns who were following him couldn't see clearly in the dark. They knew that this place was not peaceful, people died every day, and wild beasts roamed around, so they were scared and ran back in the middle of the night.

Feng Ziyue didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She looked around and saw that the little nuns had all run away, whistling and peeing.

"Donor, let's go back." He had just pulled up his trousers when a light flashed behind him and a woman's voice came.

Looking back, there was no one, only a lantern floating in the air. "Oh my god, there really is a ghost." Feng Ziyue encountered this phenomenon for the first time. He pulled out the Xuankun needle and wailed under his feet, "Don't step on it, it hurts so much. Why don't you look under your feet, there is a living person, get out of the way quickly."

Feng Ziyue looked down and almost laughed herself into submission. Bei'er had just run back and accidentally fell to the ground. The lantern pole was stuck in the tree trunk, and Feng Ziyue stepped on her elbow, bending it.

Bei'er stood up, glared and pouted, rubbed his elbow and said, "Hmph, you're making a fuss, there's nothing wrong, hmph, go back quickly, the master is still waiting for you."

Feng Ziyue observed the terrain and returned to the nunnery. When she went around the front yard and came to the backyard corridor, whoosh whoosh whoosh, Feng Ziyue grabbed Bei'er and jumped into the darkness. She threw many darts but none of them hit the target. Feng Ziyue wanted to chase the black shadow but was stopped by Xi Qingyang. "No need to chase. It's not a troublesome place. There are thieves and all kinds of lunatics running around in this no-man's land every day. Don't worry. It's not targeting anyone."

The terrain has been carefully observed and there are no major anomalies or ambushes. It is time to discuss serious matters in the dead of night.

It was chilly in the dark night outdoors. Bei'er prepared a large brazier and placed it inside the house, brewing hot tea. Xi Qingyang observed Feng Ziyue and laughed in his heart, "Boy, you are still too young to fight with me. You must have something wrong when you came here."

Feng Ziyue was discerning enough to pour her some tea and chat with her, smiling apologetically, thinking to herself, "Fuck you, old thing, you're still so young, there's no way you can get my details."

Both of them are rather cunning.

Xi Qingyang waved to Bei'er to close the doors and windows and asked Bei'er to guard the door.

Senior, I heard there is a place that is quite exciting. Are you willing to give it a try?

"where?"

Just as Feng Ziyue was about to speak, footsteps were heard in the courtyard, and a strong male voice said, "Big sister, are you asleep?"

  Feng Ziyue suddenly stood up and jumped out of the back window. He heard the sound and thought it was Huang Lang coming. What was this old guy doing here in the middle of the night? Why was he calling Xi Qingyang "sister"? Could these two guys be having an affair?

Feng Ziyue left Xi Qingyang without stopping him. Bei'er pushed the door open and entered the room. Feng Ziyue was gone and he was stunned. "Master, the old man who was having dinner with you just now is back and at the door."