Weird Three Kingdoms

Chapter 1 In fact, only one word at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty
This is an ordinary mud-tiled house with beam and wood structure, about [-] square meters. The chalk painted on the yellow mud wall has fallen off in some places, revealing the mud embryo and straw inside.There are several wooden racks standing against the wall in the room. On each wooden rack are neatly placed rolls of bamboo slips. There are quite a lot of them. Some of the shiny bamboo slips are obviously being looked at many times. , not only the appearance is bright, but even the hemp rope that binds the bamboo slips is a little spent.There are also several delicate wooden boxes on the bookshelf on the far side, which look like boxes for books.

There was a mat in the middle of the house, a low table was placed on the mat, and two or three writing brushes and some scattered bamboo pieces, carving knives and other stationery items were placed on the corner of the table.On the edge of the desk there is also a crock pot, in a simple and rough style, with two or three silk cloth scrolls inserted diagonally.

Fei Qian sat cross-legged behind the desk in the study by himself, his eyes were a little divergent, and he was stunned.

The original Fei Qian of the Eastern Han Dynasty suffered a serious illness and was revived when he was dying, but no one knew that his soul had been replaced by a later Fei Qian.

In later generations, Fei Qian was a small clerk in an urban company, a so-called professional gangster in the workplace. He was not thick-hearted enough and not dark enough, so he just couldn't climb up and followed the rules day after day.Once to celebrate the new leader took office, I drank too much, and when I went home, I was a little confused, but when I woke up, I opened my eyes and went to the Eastern Han Dynasty.

That is, the Three Kingdoms.

Correctly speaking, it is not the Three Kingdoms. The Three Kingdoms have to wait for the three-legged confrontation after the Chibi War. Cao called Wei Liu called Shu Sun and Wu was called the Three Kingdoms. Now, according to the era name, it is the first year of Guangxi.

The Yellow Turban Rebellion has come to an end, and Luoyang has been in chaos for a while. Emperor Ling of Han had just died, and the palace was in chaos. Emperor Ling of Han wanted his son Liu Xie to succeed him as emperor, but he did not find any three ministers to entrust him. He entrusted the eunuch to the military academy Wei Jian Shuo.

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty thought that Jian Shuo, the boss of the Eighth Colonel of the West Garden, would be able to control the scene, but in fact Jian Shuo was actually far less powerful than he seemed.

Jian Shuo and He Jin were originally fighting for power and profit, and the two of them had accumulated a lot of hatred. Now they have the opportunity to execute the last wish of Emperor Ling of Han, and get rid of the general He Jin by the way. Jian Shuo thinks this is really good, so He planned to kill the general He Jin.

He Jin's younger sister is the empress of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, and Empress He also has a son named Liu Bian. He Jin's family must only want to let their own child Liu Bian ascend the throne, and they do not want to let Liu Xie ascend the throne, so they and Jian Shuo confronted him directly.

It is a pity that Jian Shuo still overestimated his execution ability. The plan to kill He Jin was leaked. Not only did he fail to kill He Jin, but Jian Shuo himself lost his life.Not only that, all the people who followed Jian Shuo overnight, as well as his own immediate family members were all killed. Even the blue bricks on the ground in Jian's residence were dyed red, and the heads of Caishikou were piled up.

Afterwards, the general He Jin supported Liu Bian to ascend to the throne, and the era name was Guangxi.There is no room for two tigresses in a mountain, not to mention that there are actually two queen mothers in a palace, so Queen He held a grand banquet and found a reason to kill Queen Mother Dong, and then the He family climbed to the top of the foreign relatives.

But what happened next, Fei Qian couldn't understand, the general He Jin made a foolish move, and Dong Zhuo was summoned to Beijing!

Although anyone who knows a little about the Three Kingdoms knows that Dong Zhuo's entry into Beijing represents the complete end of the Eastern Han imperial power, Fei Qian can't and dare not tell anyone now.

The pile of human heads piled up on Caishikou taught Fei Qian a living lesson. This is the Eastern Han Dynasty in a feudal society. There is no trial and no probation. One wrong step is the death of the head.

So Fei Qian only dared to think about it secretly. Although he is not very clear about the history of the Three Kingdoms, but thanks to the TV series and games of later generations, he is still somewhat impressed.

Now the entire Han Dynasty is one word: "chaos!"

too messy!The Yellow Turban Chaos, followed by the Luoyang Palace Chaos, then Dong Zhuo's Xiliang Army Chaos, and finally the National Chaos...

Fei Qian was fortunate that the original Fei Qian had left him with the status of a reserve officer more or less, so he stayed at home and was not affected by the chaos of the Luoyang Palace some time ago.

Officials in the Han Dynasty were recommended by local prefects, that is, local prefects, and were called "honoring filial piety". Those who were recommended could go to Beijing to take a written test. ”, that is, some collections of scriptures and poems plus the use of official documents. After passing the written test, they will be interviewed. Those who pass the interview will be kept in the capital and awarded the title of Langguan, waiting for local officials to be released.

So the last time when the Luoyang rebels were in chaos, the identity of this official still started to play a role, at least it was not affected.But the next level of identity may not be useful.

Dong Zhuo was about to enter the capital, and then the soldiers of Xiliang didn't talk about the local situation as much as the soldiers from Luoyang before, and he must have no measure. What's more, Fei Qian still remembered that in the end Dong Zhuo moved all the people from Luoyang to Chang'an, all the way. It is said that "the corpse was buried in the wild", and a fire burned Luoyang, and the whole city was almost burned...

Fei Qian shuddered.

To stop Dong Zhuo from entering Beijing?
Ha, an inexperienced alternate official to point fingers at the current general?Besides, Fei Qian remembered that He Jin was hacked to death before Dong Zhuo came to Beijing, so he was going to sell it with someone who was about to die?
Or to save He Jin's life?
But how to save?Not to mention generals, even Cao Cao and Yuan Shao who Fei Qian knew, who were a little bit lower than generals, would never meet him if he wanted to establish a relationship first.Could it be that he wanted to go to the gate of the General's Mansion and shouted "The General's life is not long! Please listen to the next sentence?"

In the Han Dynasty, it was really not that you could see whoever you wanted to meet. Interpersonal communication should pay attention to a reciprocity, and there should be corresponding etiquette.It is very rude for anyone to make a surprise visit, and the host can completely turn them away.Generally speaking, it is necessary to make an appointment with the famous thorn first, and then prepare the corresponding items such as ducks, pheasants, geese, lambs, etc. according to the identity of the other party, and bring them to visit before the agreed date and time.

As for the items such as gold, silver, jewelry, etc., they were secretly sent for delivery after the meeting. Everyone who dares to take it directly through the door to send it to the public knows that it is an insult even more serious than a face slap. Behavior, even the ten permanent servants who see Qian's eyes are open are not afraid to do it.

When Fei Qian first arrived, he almost made a joke when he didn't fully integrate his previous memories. Fortunately, he was still confused by the reason that he was recovering from a serious illness, otherwise his friends would become passers-by and passers-by would become enemies.

Yuan Shao was born in the third generation of the fourth generation, although he was a concubine, he was the eldest son after all, so it goes without saying that even Cao Cao was the son of Cao Song and the grandson of Cao Teng.Cao Teng was a super eunuch who served four emperors and was also named Marquis of Feiting.At that time, the marquis was still very precious. Think of the well-known Li Guang, who did not find a marquis even when he died, and Cao Teng was the only eunuch who was named a marquis at that time!
To put it in a more modern and popular way, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao are first-class high-level officials, and their level is even higher than that of the son of a senior official in the frontier. see you?
I can't even hug my thighs...

Fei Qian sighed.

Suddenly the stomach growled a few times.

Fei Qian subconsciously glanced left and right at no one, turned slightly sideways, and let out a few farts.

Fei Qian sighed again. He put too much rice and beans today, and his body reacted naturally.

"It's misleading," Fei Qian thought of the TV dramas and novels of later generations. "It's all misleading!" The soldiers of the Three Kingdoms TV series on TV all eat white rice with bowls, and he has been in the Three Kingdoms for a year. I have eaten a decent meal of rice. When it's good, it's chestnut, millet, and wheat. When it's bad, you can only add beans, all kinds of beans, and if you eat too many beans, it's easy to fart...

Some time ago, when He Jin and Jian Shuo were in turmoil, even chestnuts, corn and wheat were out of stock on the market, causing him to eat so much beans and farts every day.

This is nothing, the key is that there is no mobile phone!No computer!No bitch!No bitch!I only have two meals a day, I can't afford to light the lamp, I have to go to bed as soon as it gets dark, I starve until dawn... When I first arrived in the Three Kingdoms, Fei Qian burst into tears just thinking about it. .

Clothes are also, long-sleeved robes, which look good on TV and movies, but in fact they are troublesome to wear.The small sleeves are Hufu and short ru. Generally, they are only worn by working people or when hunting. Like Fei Qian, whenever you go out to meet people, you must wear formal clothes. It is a complete set of Hanfu, three layers, and the small clothes are close-fitting. Wear, and then put on a middle coat, and a coat outside, and also pay attention not to be left ruffled, it must be right ruffled, that is, the left side of the coat should be covered to the right side and tied under the right armpit.The key problem is that there are no pants!When I walk, the cool wind will really blow the little jiji.At the beginning, Fei Qian had a lot of problems with his clothes. For example, he thought that the right side was to be covered with the right side. Fortunately, Uncle Fu at home found out and stopped him at the first time.

Uncle Fu is the old housekeeper who has watched Fei Qian since childhood.Feiqian's parents both died of typhoid five years ago, and they entrusted Feiqian to Uncle Fu to take care of them.Although Uncle Fu was named a housekeeper, in fact, Uncle Fu took Fei Qian as his own relatives to take care of him.

When the original Fei Qian was also seriously ill from typhoid fever, everyone was afraid of contagion, but Uncle Fu took care of him personally. When Fei Qian "recovered", Uncle Fu couldn't be happy by himself.

Fei Qian of later generations was a little unusual when he first arrived, and Uncle Fu was concerned and raised many times.Uncle Fu always thought that Fei Qian had walked through the gate of hell for a while. He stayed in the underworld for a long time and lost his yang energy, which led to forgetting some things in the world. It is a great blessing to be alive. .

Fei Qian's ability to adapt is still relatively strong, which he admires himself.If you don’t have clothes, you can wear it as a skirt. If you don’t have rice, you can wear it as a peasant’s meal. Patience or adaptation will solve the problem.

How to live well?

Now the general He Jin is out of the dark, Dong Zhuo enters the capital, the Han Dynasty is about to collapse, and the warlords in various places are divided, and the people's livelihood is also poor, although the specific situation is not very clear, but the poem I read in elementary school still has some impressions, it seems that it is still Cao Cao wrote, "The bones are exposed in the wild, and there is no rooster in a thousand miles!"

Cao Cao's army even eats human flesh at the most difficult time!

Not to mention the future, even the next Luoyang will be in chaos, it is not easy to live well!

Luoyang must not be able to stay anymore, where to go next?Where to go?
Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu have two pits, and good cards can be destroyed; Sun Jian is still playing his game of Little Bawang, and he will end up with a lunch box soon. The next Sun Ce is also short-lived and unreliable; Cao Cao has no territory yet. , he has to wait until he is hunted down by the imperial court and wanted to kill him before he starts his career as a bandit-turned-warlord; Liu Bei seems to have been beaten by the postmaster and is still on the run. I don't know where he is hiding. Could it be Gongsun Zana?There is also Liu Yan, Liu Yu, Liu Biao, and a big loss seems to be a trick...

Is that thigh reliable?Cao Cao's thighs must be thicker, but now that he has no fame and talent, he wants to mix with a lot of guys with a wit of over 95, like Guo Jia, Xun You, and Chen Qun?It's stressful.In addition, Cao Cao is about to die for several years, and it is hard to say whether he will be sold directly by him in the past, just Cao Cao's suspicious and selfish character.

Or do you want to be a warlord yourself?No money, no food, no land, no name, whoever is playing with you, all want to shake something Dian Wei Zhao Yun bows his head, Zhuge Pangtong gives advice, Guan Yu Zhang Fei obeys orders, how can there be such a good thing, do it Daydreaming is okay, but it's harder to execute.

Fei Qian felt that his thoughts were all messed up by the current situation, and after thinking about it, he had no idea, "Alas, see you step by step, first find a chance to leave Luoyang, and let's talk about the rest later. "

Fei Qian rubbed his aching head.

At this moment, an old man outside the door walked in gently, smiled slightly, looked at Fei Qian, his face full of kindness, and lowered his hand: "Master Shaolang, Master Cui Shaolang is here."

　The new book of the Three Kingdoms, specially stated, will refer to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but it is not entirely Romance.After all, there are still many mysteries in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and many details have not been in place.Let's take a trip to the Three Kingdoms together, and see what is heroism, what is the beauty of the moon, what is conspiracy, and what is true love...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)