My wife is number one in the world
Chapter 1019 The Art of Chatting
Chapter 1019 The Art of Chatting
Young Master Liu Sangan Liu staggered out of the window, and looked around on the corridor outside the house as sneakily as the gentleman on Liangshang!
Seeing that there were no servants coming and going in the courtyard, he was slightly relieved, and whistled a few times into the air!
There was a rustling sound, and the two beautiful figures opened the door and disappeared quickly, using the lightness kung fu to the extreme!
Young Master Liu leaned against the wall and collapsed powerlessly: "As for what? It's not something shameful for an old couple. As for being afraid of being seen like a thief? I'm not afraid of being seen, is I? Because this young master is shameless, because this young master is too frivolous, and I really don't have the energy to argue!"
"It's said that three women play a show, but four women can be fucked. Bah. It's terrifying. The ancients can't afford me!"
"Grandpa, you're finally up!"
Chun'er was holding a tray with a smile on her face and appeared next to Young Master Liu at some point. She looked at Young Master Liu with a loveless expression, and covered her red lips lightly with one hand, so as not to reveal her smile. Under Young Master Liu's eyes!
"Ah! Get up, what are you serving!"
Young Master Liu replied boredly, he couldn't get the slightest bit of energy up, Yin-Yang and Great Compassion are not omnipotent, manpower will eventually be exhausted!
"Chun'er stewed the nourishing chicken soup for Miss!"
"Bring me a bowl and send it to the gazebo!"
"Yes, Chun'er knows!"
With a suppressed smile, Chun'er walked into the room of the third princess with a tray, and went to send her heart. Young Master Liu forced himself to get up due to his discomfort and walked towards the gazebo!
Looking at his back, he looks like a 80-year-old old man.
"Big brother!"
Liu Mingzhi had just entered the gazebo and hadn't sat down before he realized that An Gou'er was standing in the gazebo holding a horizontal knife at some point, waiting. When he saw his elder brother, he saluted respectfully!
Young Master Liu forcibly cheered himself up and sat on the stone bench and poured a cup of tea that the servant girl had prepared earlier, holding the teacup and looking at An Gou'er with a light smile: "Jiang He, why did you get up so early?"
An Gou'er was taken aback, and glanced at the dazzling sunshine hanging above the sky, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly!
"Little brother is used to getting up early. No, I get up before the sun goes down. From now on, I will try to get up later and try to get up after the sun goes down!"
"Cough cough cough."
First Young Master Liu wiped the corners of his mouth and the tea that came out of his nostrils and waved his finger at An Gou'er helplessly: "Humorous, is there any woman you like in Xiyang who expresses her admiration to you?"
"No, those yellow-haired girls didn't dare to approach Jiang He, and a very few dared to chat with Jiang He before leaving hastily!"
First Young Master Liu pursed his lips and nodded slightly, slapping the teacup in his hand on the stone table: "So, it's not unreasonable to be single!"
An Gou'er thought about it and turned his eyes to look at First Young Master Liu with a sudden realization: "Is the elder brother mocking the younger brother for not being able to chat?"
"Hey brother, you don't mean that, don't think too much!"
"Brother, that's what your expression means!"
"If you see it, don't say it, otherwise it will be embarrassing!"
An Gou'er sat on the stone bench opposite the eldest brother with a tangled expression, and consciously poured a cup of tea and drank it: "I haven't seen you for more than two years, and the eldest brother still has to be reasonable!"
"Forget it, let's not talk about these boring topics. Yesterday you waited for so long and the elder brother didn't go to see you. What happened in one day is more brain-inducing than what happened in a month! Drinking with you in the palace, brother feels a little uncomfortable these two days!"
"I can see it, it's false!"
"Hey, you are a person who has stayed abroad after all. Aren't you afraid of being beaten when you speak in such a tone?"
An Jianghe put down his teacup, slapped the horizontal knife in his hand on the stone table, looked at First Young Master Liu and shook his head calmly: "Don't be afraid, Jiang He learned killing skills from Master Liu Yi!"
"Westerners also talk like this?"
"I don't know. I didn't learn their words. I relied on the translators of the Honglu Temple to communicate with the fleet. You also know who are well-educated and pick up good translators!"
"Forget it if you haven't learned it for two years, and the elder brother is not qualified to say you. Didn't the elder brother not learn English in seven or eight years? It's not a shameful thing!"
"Baga, have you learned the road?"
"Except for this sentence?"
"Fakeyou!"
"Any more?"
"Axi!"
"No, aren't these all swear words? Can't you learn some good ones? Isn't it good to learn some love words that flirt with little Western girls? Why do you learn so many swear words?"
Holding the teacup, An Gou'er thought about it and said loudly: "Take trouble!"
"I'm Jiang He, don't forget to take it to heart if what Big Brother says doesn't please you!"
"Brother, it's okay to say!"
"You went to the West for two and a half years, and you were able to come back alive, which is very surprising to the eldest brother! Your Majesty asked you to go to the West to make friends with all nations, and to have friendly exchanges. Your friendly exchanges are really unique!"
"Sooner or later, big brother is going to kill them, isn't he?"
"Shh, don't talk nonsense. We are a country of friendship. Eldest brother especially advocates nuclear peace. How could you come up with such an idea? Don't slander people innocently out of thin air. Eldest brother is a good man, a very good man!"
First Young Master Liu looked around for a few times and then gave An Gou'er a hard look. He was very annoyed at An Gou'er's slander against him!
How could this young master be such a person!
"Brother says what he says, and if you want to be xx, the younger brother will firmly support it!"
First Young Master Liu tightly held his teacup, frowned, stared at An Gou'er, took a deep breath, and told himself not to get angry, it hurts his body, it hurts his body too much!
"Jiang He, remember to rinse your mouth first when you get up from now on. Why does Big Brother think you are so harsh when you speak?"
"Learned from Big Brother!"
"What the hell. Let's talk about it later! Brother, if you continue to talk to you, at least ten years of life will be lost!"
"I don't blame Jiang He for this. Excessive indulgence will indeed lead to a short life. According to the Book of Changes, the combination of yin and yang, too much is too late, the energy is depleted, and it is very easy to hurt the body. If the elder brother is short-lived, it will be the fault of the sisters-in-law. The younger brother will not bear it!"
"Jiang He, what do you see over there?"
"what?"
An Gou'er leaned forward and looked in the direction of his elder brother's finger, but he didn't see anything except the flowers and trees in the mansion!
"Brother, there is nothing but flowers and plants?"
"Have!"
"have what?"
"Big brother represents heaven's greetings to your ancestors, sand sculpture, look at your feet!"
An Gou'er couldn't react in time and was kicked straight out by Young Master Liu's angry kick. He landed heavily on the ground and rolled over a few times. Don't look aggrieved!
"Brother, what are you kicking me for?"
"If you didn't see that you are my brother, believe it or not, this young master can stab you to death with a single sword, go back to the room for me to find An Xin and have a good chat!"
"What are you talking about with my little sister?"
First Young Master Liu calmed down the irritability in his heart and took a few breaths of relief!
"Talk about the art of speaking!"
(End of this chapter)
Young Master Liu Sangan Liu staggered out of the window, and looked around on the corridor outside the house as sneakily as the gentleman on Liangshang!
Seeing that there were no servants coming and going in the courtyard, he was slightly relieved, and whistled a few times into the air!
There was a rustling sound, and the two beautiful figures opened the door and disappeared quickly, using the lightness kung fu to the extreme!
Young Master Liu leaned against the wall and collapsed powerlessly: "As for what? It's not something shameful for an old couple. As for being afraid of being seen like a thief? I'm not afraid of being seen, is I? Because this young master is shameless, because this young master is too frivolous, and I really don't have the energy to argue!"
"It's said that three women play a show, but four women can be fucked. Bah. It's terrifying. The ancients can't afford me!"
"Grandpa, you're finally up!"
Chun'er was holding a tray with a smile on her face and appeared next to Young Master Liu at some point. She looked at Young Master Liu with a loveless expression, and covered her red lips lightly with one hand, so as not to reveal her smile. Under Young Master Liu's eyes!
"Ah! Get up, what are you serving!"
Young Master Liu replied boredly, he couldn't get the slightest bit of energy up, Yin-Yang and Great Compassion are not omnipotent, manpower will eventually be exhausted!
"Chun'er stewed the nourishing chicken soup for Miss!"
"Bring me a bowl and send it to the gazebo!"
"Yes, Chun'er knows!"
With a suppressed smile, Chun'er walked into the room of the third princess with a tray, and went to send her heart. Young Master Liu forced himself to get up due to his discomfort and walked towards the gazebo!
Looking at his back, he looks like a 80-year-old old man.
"Big brother!"
Liu Mingzhi had just entered the gazebo and hadn't sat down before he realized that An Gou'er was standing in the gazebo holding a horizontal knife at some point, waiting. When he saw his elder brother, he saluted respectfully!
Young Master Liu forcibly cheered himself up and sat on the stone bench and poured a cup of tea that the servant girl had prepared earlier, holding the teacup and looking at An Gou'er with a light smile: "Jiang He, why did you get up so early?"
An Gou'er was taken aback, and glanced at the dazzling sunshine hanging above the sky, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly!
"Little brother is used to getting up early. No, I get up before the sun goes down. From now on, I will try to get up later and try to get up after the sun goes down!"
"Cough cough cough."
First Young Master Liu wiped the corners of his mouth and the tea that came out of his nostrils and waved his finger at An Gou'er helplessly: "Humorous, is there any woman you like in Xiyang who expresses her admiration to you?"
"No, those yellow-haired girls didn't dare to approach Jiang He, and a very few dared to chat with Jiang He before leaving hastily!"
First Young Master Liu pursed his lips and nodded slightly, slapping the teacup in his hand on the stone table: "So, it's not unreasonable to be single!"
An Gou'er thought about it and turned his eyes to look at First Young Master Liu with a sudden realization: "Is the elder brother mocking the younger brother for not being able to chat?"
"Hey brother, you don't mean that, don't think too much!"
"Brother, that's what your expression means!"
"If you see it, don't say it, otherwise it will be embarrassing!"
An Gou'er sat on the stone bench opposite the eldest brother with a tangled expression, and consciously poured a cup of tea and drank it: "I haven't seen you for more than two years, and the eldest brother still has to be reasonable!"
"Forget it, let's not talk about these boring topics. Yesterday you waited for so long and the elder brother didn't go to see you. What happened in one day is more brain-inducing than what happened in a month! Drinking with you in the palace, brother feels a little uncomfortable these two days!"
"I can see it, it's false!"
"Hey, you are a person who has stayed abroad after all. Aren't you afraid of being beaten when you speak in such a tone?"
An Jianghe put down his teacup, slapped the horizontal knife in his hand on the stone table, looked at First Young Master Liu and shook his head calmly: "Don't be afraid, Jiang He learned killing skills from Master Liu Yi!"
"Westerners also talk like this?"
"I don't know. I didn't learn their words. I relied on the translators of the Honglu Temple to communicate with the fleet. You also know who are well-educated and pick up good translators!"
"Forget it if you haven't learned it for two years, and the elder brother is not qualified to say you. Didn't the elder brother not learn English in seven or eight years? It's not a shameful thing!"
"Baga, have you learned the road?"
"Except for this sentence?"
"Fakeyou!"
"Any more?"
"Axi!"
"No, aren't these all swear words? Can't you learn some good ones? Isn't it good to learn some love words that flirt with little Western girls? Why do you learn so many swear words?"
Holding the teacup, An Gou'er thought about it and said loudly: "Take trouble!"
"I'm Jiang He, don't forget to take it to heart if what Big Brother says doesn't please you!"
"Brother, it's okay to say!"
"You went to the West for two and a half years, and you were able to come back alive, which is very surprising to the eldest brother! Your Majesty asked you to go to the West to make friends with all nations, and to have friendly exchanges. Your friendly exchanges are really unique!"
"Sooner or later, big brother is going to kill them, isn't he?"
"Shh, don't talk nonsense. We are a country of friendship. Eldest brother especially advocates nuclear peace. How could you come up with such an idea? Don't slander people innocently out of thin air. Eldest brother is a good man, a very good man!"
First Young Master Liu looked around for a few times and then gave An Gou'er a hard look. He was very annoyed at An Gou'er's slander against him!
How could this young master be such a person!
"Brother says what he says, and if you want to be xx, the younger brother will firmly support it!"
First Young Master Liu tightly held his teacup, frowned, stared at An Gou'er, took a deep breath, and told himself not to get angry, it hurts his body, it hurts his body too much!
"Jiang He, remember to rinse your mouth first when you get up from now on. Why does Big Brother think you are so harsh when you speak?"
"Learned from Big Brother!"
"What the hell. Let's talk about it later! Brother, if you continue to talk to you, at least ten years of life will be lost!"
"I don't blame Jiang He for this. Excessive indulgence will indeed lead to a short life. According to the Book of Changes, the combination of yin and yang, too much is too late, the energy is depleted, and it is very easy to hurt the body. If the elder brother is short-lived, it will be the fault of the sisters-in-law. The younger brother will not bear it!"
"Jiang He, what do you see over there?"
"what?"
An Gou'er leaned forward and looked in the direction of his elder brother's finger, but he didn't see anything except the flowers and trees in the mansion!
"Brother, there is nothing but flowers and plants?"
"Have!"
"have what?"
"Big brother represents heaven's greetings to your ancestors, sand sculpture, look at your feet!"
An Gou'er couldn't react in time and was kicked straight out by Young Master Liu's angry kick. He landed heavily on the ground and rolled over a few times. Don't look aggrieved!
"Brother, what are you kicking me for?"
"If you didn't see that you are my brother, believe it or not, this young master can stab you to death with a single sword, go back to the room for me to find An Xin and have a good chat!"
"What are you talking about with my little sister?"
First Young Master Liu calmed down the irritability in his heart and took a few breaths of relief!
"Talk about the art of speaking!"
(End of this chapter)
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