My wife is number one in the world

Chapter 316 Song Dalang and Liu Erlang
The quiet living room of Liu's family could hear needles being dropped. Liu Zhi'an, Song Yu, Song Qing, Liu Dashao, Liu Mingli, An Jianghe and others stared at each other, but no one spoke.

Song Qing drooped his head listlessly and said nothing, he had nothing to say when Liu Zhian said you are my uncle, he could only express his position in silence.

Liu Zhijian pretended not to hear Song Yu's "good brother" and covered it up.

Mrs. Liu led a group of female relatives to arrange the dinner and then went to the backyard. The women at the men's wine table were never present, not to mention the presence of two guests, Song Yu and Song Qing.

The atmosphere at the scene fell into embarrassment for a while, the old man stared back at Young Master Liu who wanted to round up the field, but Liu Mingli, a little fellow, had already been silenced by the atmosphere of the scene.

Liu Zhi'an suddenly stood up and slapped the mud seal on the wine jar and poured a large bowl of wine, put down the wine from the wine jar, picked up a large bowl and drank it all in one gulp, then threw it heavily on the table, panting heavily Suddenly, he slapped the table with anger, which shocked everyone present.

Even Song Yu, who was sitting there motionless like a mountain, thumped slightly.

Liu Zhi'an pulled the chair away half a step and kicked on the chair like a reckless man: "Three Heroes of Jiangnan, what a good reputation, you have ruined it forever, Song Dalang, Song Dalang, you have gone too far , take your son and nephew to the brothel, you are shameless, do you know how to be ashamed, how old are you? I don’t have any clues. Others are the waves of the Yangtze River pushing forward the waves. One generation is better than the other. You are better, the predecessors One wave overwhelms the other, and you are boundless. If an uncle takes a concubine for his nephew, is there any kingly law or heavenly justice? Song Dalang, Song Dalang, let the old man tell you what is good about you, the old man regards you as a brother , are you fucking cheating on your nephew like this?"

Liu Zhi'an babbled a lot, and Song Yu's face was sprayed with saliva flying all over the place. Song Yu couldn't help but hide behind Liu Zhi'an's saliva like a fountain.

Embarrassment flashed across Song Yu's face as he wiped the saliva off his face in distaste, but Song Yu still stood up straight, looking at Liu Zhian, who was on the verge of attacking him, and also suddenly stood up and held Liu Zhian back. He jumped down: "Song Dalang, what do you want to do? You still want to do something, this is the old man's territory, if you dare to beat shit out of you, don't you believe it?"

Song Yu also poured a bowl of wine and drank it down, then suddenly patted the table, and looked at Liu Zhian without hesitation: "Liu Erlang, please pay attention to the way you talk to me, I am your elder brother, you All these years, his grandma has lived on the dog. The old man is a dog. He has not seen him for a year, but he grows a temper very quickly. Have you eaten manure? The tone is so loud, dare to talk to the elder brother like that, why? , I can’t hold you down, what do you want to do to heaven?”

Song Qing, Young Master Liu and the others were so startled that their jaws dropped. Are these two people who scold the street like hooligans really the humble and polite Liu Zhian, the richest man in Jiangnan, and the majestic Minister of the Ministry of War, Song Yu?I'm afraid it's not as good as a hooligan.

Several people swallowed their saliva, looked at each other and immediately lowered their heads, Song Dalang, Liu Erlang, don't they still have such nicknames?It seems to know some terrible secret.

Heh, bah, Liu Zhian spit on the ground: "You still have the face to say that you are a big brother, is there anyone like you who is a big brother? Is there someone like you who is an uncle? Take my son to the brothel to take a concubine , you are bullshit, you are not qualified at all, calling you big brother is for God's face, when you were blind and sworn brothers with you, you really treated yourself like a green onion, and you didn't take pictures of yourself, What kind of piss do you have, big brother, heh, I'm pissed."

After speaking, Liu Zhian spat on the ground again.

"Hey, Liu Erlang, Liu Erlang, you really are not tall and have a bad temper. Why is the old man unqualified? What's wrong with the old man taking concubines for his nephew? It's only natural for a man to have three wives and four concubines. For the sake of your Liu family's incense, don't be ignorant. Zhi'er's ability to take concubines is his ability. If he is capable, go and take concubines by himself. Brothers and sisters can't beat you to death, and you have no ability to envy your son and take concubines. That's all you have. , Zhi'er was knighted at a young age, you boy didn't even pass the exam, you dare to talk to me like this old man, Minister of the Ministry of war, how can you sit so steadily without my old man's help all these years? Please? Pay attention to the attitude you talk to the old man."

"Oh, bah, let's talk about feelings." Liu Zhian bent down and took out a jar of wine from the bottom of the table and put it heavily on the table: "After you finish this pot of cattle and horses, I will talk to the old man about your feelings. If you help me, I can go You, if there was no old man to support you with money to study, you would have starved to death on the Qinhuai River. If there was no old man to go to the misty rain pavilion to fish you, you would have been beaten to death by thugs. Still... still... prostitution, not very good-looking, quite addictive, talk about feelings, can you talk to this old man?"

Song Yu's eyes twitched as he watched the cows and horses being slapped on the table by Liu Zhian. The cows and horses could be regarded as the strongest wine in the Dragon Dynasty.

"Father, uncle."

"Father, uncle."

"My lord is talking, little brat, get out of here." Liu Zhi'an and the two scolded in unison.

Young Master Liu of Song Qing lowered his head sullenly again, trying to persuade the two of them not to drink such strong wine when they were older, but there was nothing they could do if they didn't appreciate it.

Song Yu poured himself another bowl of wine and drank it down, Liu Zhian also drank a bowl without giving in, and then stared at each other covetously.

Song Yu wiped the drink from the corner of his mouth: "Liu Erlang, you can do it, right? Don't you forget that when this old man served as the governor of Yizhou, you forgot to bring money with prostitutes in Yizhou. Who told you that?" You redeemed from the brothel, if it wasn’t for the old man’s help, you would have been displayed on the gate of the brothel for three days. The old man has heard of eating Bawang’s meal, but this is the first time I have seen the female ticket Bawangji, you It’s the old man’s eyesight, it’s not the old man who helped you cover up, if this matter got to the ears of your younger brothers and sisters, you’d have to peel off your skin if you don’t die, you still have the face to say it.”

"Yes, you fished me, but when the old man got the money and returned for the second time, those two orchids from the Western Regions, you were more happy than anyone else, spending the old man's money and complaining about the old man, just your little salary Sister-in-law’s rouge and gouache can’t be supplied, you still want to have sex with prostitutes, you have trouble drinking, don’t make me cry when you are in Yizhou, hey, who was holding the old man’s hand and licking his face, brother, you want If you don’t help me, I’m going to be a trouser, and you didn’t show any courtesy when you picked up my money.”

With three muffled groans in succession, Liu Dashao, Song Qing, brother An Gou'er and the three of them couldn't help but feel uncomfortable, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

Liu Mingli didn't know what the two of them were talking about at all, he could only look blankly at the two elder brothers who were working hard, and the uncle and the old man who were exposing each other's secrets.

(End of this chapter)