My wife is number one in the world

Chapter 431 What is the Eunuch?

"General Vaulting Horse." Young Master Liu's proud voice came from the room.

"Haha. You are looking for your own death. You jumped the horse on my driveway and stood up. Hey, where is my car?"

Song Qing's voice came out in surprise, with a hint of bewilderment.

"Your car has been eaten by me a long time ago, otherwise I would not dare to jump here as the general." Young Master Liu's triumphant and playful voice came out.

"Impossible, my car has been staying there, I don't know when you ate."

"It's your own negligence, no one is to blame, you don't care about your head, you don't care, you will not die."

Song Qing scratched his head in embarrassment. Could it be that he attacked too strongly and ignored the defense behind?

"I don't have a car. Brother, I still have a cannon. I can also eat your horse. Why didn't my cannon disappear when I moved it?"

"Have you eaten?"

"You fart, Mr. Liu Mingzhi, just because I'm a novice doesn't mean I'm stupid. How could your jumping horse general eat my cannon when I made the last move? Well, you steal my chess piece."

Young Master Liu pursed his lips and caressed the pieces on the chessboard together: "I won't play for you, but if you play, just say I stole the pieces, your chess skills are really bad."

Angrily, Song Qing grabbed the jade chess piece in his hand and stared angrily: "I'm not good at chess, you really know how to beat me back, what did you say when you beat my horse with a thousand-mile horse? What did you say when you beat my horse with a serial cannon?" What did you say to me when you used your car to turn a corner and eat mine, and your car is a sports car that can drift and turn, why are you so unreasonable? A stinky chess basket said that my chess skills are poor, and you are not qualified. "

Young Master Liu clasped his ears in disdain: "You have a loud voice, so you are justified? This chess was invented by this young master. I can move as I say. If you have the ability, you can also invent a chess piece."

"You. It's okay to be awesome."

"Ang, it's not too bad."

Song Qing put the chessboard on the table beside him: "Tell me, what should we do? It's been empty and we haven't given any news for five days. If this continues, when will we be able to complete the mission? They We can afford to wait, but we can’t afford to wait.”

First Young Master Liu rubbed the beard on his chin: "This bitch is hanging out like this. We must not hold back any good farts. Maybe they are plotting some kind of conspiracy. Have you noticed? There have been a lot of Turkic people in the posthouse recently. He doesn't look like a Hu merchant at all, but looks like someone in the army, there must be something strange about it."

Song Qing cautiously looked outside: "It's not just the Turkic people, there are also a large number of war horses passing by, a rough estimate is more than [-], otherwise it would be impossible to have such a chaotic sound of horseshoes, do you think it is What kind of shady things are the Turks doing with the Kingdom of Jin?"

Young Master Liu clapped his hands together: "That's right, some scattered businessmen in the West Courtyard have been cleared out these few days, and a large number of barbarians have moved in, and from time to time there are people from the Kingdom of Jin running to the West Courtyard, they must be plotting something , we have to find a way to investigate."

"How to investigate, our every move is being monitored by Jin Guo's spies."

"Hey, you said that the commander of your dignified guards can't even find out a piece of information. Your Majesty is tired of raising such a waste like you."

"Fuck, you think I don't want to, isn't there a master of the same level as me watching me in the wine shop outside? I'm afraid it's not easy to avoid his eyes and ears."

"We can't wait like this, otherwise we will be in a passive situation. I will go to other courtyards for a stroll, and I may not be able to find out any news. You must know that these businessmen have good noses. You and I will change. Wear regular clothes, find some reliable guards and move separately."

"Okay, that's the only way to go. Jin Guo's spies can't stop us from wandering around. By the way, don't forget to mention the little pony when you meet your 'junior brother' in another courtyard. Big brother can count on you."

Song Qing put his hands together pitifully and looked at Young Master Liu pleadingly.

"Stay away from me, you can give aphrodisiacs to a horse, but the owner of the horse has noticed the key. Do you think you are still a human?"

Song Qing rubbed his hands together: "This isn't a male and a female. Two bloody BMWs are just a match made in heaven. If you don't have a vigorous love, wouldn't you live up to the blessings of the heavens? In fact, it's not just horses, as the saying goes. Dao is destined to meet thousands of miles away, and something can actually happen between people."

Song Qing raised his eyes and looked at Young Master Liu ambiguously, with an inexplicable meaning in his eyes.

"Tch, crazy."

"What big brother said is true, your junior brother is not simple."

"What's not simple, isn't it just a woman? I know." Young Master Liu stretched his waist and moaned.

Song Qing was startled: "You know? How did you know?"

Young Master Liu looked at Song Qing as if he was watching a sand sculpture: "She didn't use makeup powder, which old man has such a pink face? She speaks in a high-pitched voice, and occasionally twists orchid fingers, why is she so sissy?" It might be a man, which man do you think looks like this?"

"Yes, there are many such men as you mentioned!"

"Just be silly, where is it?"

"In the imperial palace, there are eunuchs holding orchid fingers all over the place. They speak in high-pitched voices, and their faces are tender."

"Aren't you bragging? Eunuchs are also considered men?"

"Aren't eunuchs considered men?"

"A eunuch is a man?"

"Isn't it?"

"How can a eunuch be considered a man?"

"A eunuch doesn't have the cock of a woman! Of course it's a man!"

"The eunuch doesn't have a man's bird, is he a man?"

"This"

First Young Master Liu waved his hand helplessly: "Forget it, forget it, don't sit here and quarrel, talk about other people's shortcomings, and hurt the eunuch. It's important to find out the news, and act separately."

"Okay, don't forget what I just said, sweat horse."

"Crazy, you like horses and horses so much, what kind of wife do you marry?"

In his room, Young Master Liu changed into the robe of serving in the north, walked out of the room, and wandered along the corridor.

Stop and go along the way, stop and listen for a while when you hear voices in the room, or glance at them when passing by.

However, less than half an hour later, Young Master Liu turned back on the corridor listlessly with his head drooping.

"Your uncle, didn't you agree that the whole world speaks the Han dialect? What are those babbling Turkic dialects, the sputtering Western Region dialects, and the crackling Jin Guo dialects? How could this young master understand? ?”

The only rooms that can understand speech are the three wing rooms, but all they hear are useless things.

Thus, Young Master Liu died before he was born, and no useful news was found.

When passing by the South Courtyard, Young Master Liu subconsciously skimmed to the many wing rooms. Hu Jun said that he settled in the South Courtyard, why didn't he see him for a long time?

Stopping and walking along the way, taking a look around, First Young Master Liu finally saw Hu Jun in a luxurious wing room.

Hu Jun was kneeling in front of a bamboo table, and the censer next to him was burning sandalwood to soothe the nerves. He was meticulously flipping through a book, and from time to time he picked up a pen to record something on the paper.

"Junior brother, you are really hardworking!"

(End of this chapter)