National Tide 1980.

Chapter 720 Cosmic Crazy

1984 was really noisy towards the end of the year.

Ning Weimin's own affairs were not smooth, and his neighbors, relatives and friends were not idle either.

Perhaps it is also because the pace of the times has indeed accelerated, and many worrying things have come together.

Since the National Day, two old women in the No. 2 courtyard of Fan'er Hutong have become obsessed with practicing Qigong following the pandemic in society.

Aunt Mi took the lead in this matter.

She thought it was a good thing to keep fit, so she asked Aunt Luo in the upper courtyard to attend the Qigong class together.

If Aunt Bian hadn't been busy with a lot of things every day because of her important position, she might have been taken into the ditch.

In short, from then on, Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo went to Dongdan Park to practice exercises and listen to lectures every morning, earnestly and actively.

Sometimes, they don't even care about cooking at home for the purpose of practicing.

Nowadays, he recuperates from illness at home from time to time, just like Master Luo who has retired, he can only make do with a hot bite for lunch.

This has to be put in the past, which is absolutely impossible.

With Master Luo's temper, can he bear this?

But in the past two years, I don't know whether it was because of the illness, or because I have re-admitted my youngest son back to the family.

Master Luo seems to be able to think about it. He understands that there is no filial son before the bed for a long time, and the most important thing is health in old age. He also feels sorry for his wife who has taken care of him all his life.

Out of guilt for burdening the family, he didn't want to intervene too much in the affairs of the old lady's family.

He thought that Aunt Luo finally had some hobbies, so she should support her.

Anyway, practicing kung fu is just practicing kung fu, and this is not the time when you can get a mutated reaction.

It is not drinking kombucha, which can give people insomnia, stomach problems and diarrhea.

On the contrary, my wife with a bad liver and a bit of a chronic disease has indeed improved a lot since practicing the exercises.

Qi also feels much smoother, which has not been effective after taking medicine for several years.

However, Master Luo also can't understand his wife's gossip when he is practicing, and always feels that the neighbors will look at him as a joke.

Indeed, sometimes when the weather is bad, Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo will not go out, and will practice together under the Chinese toon tree next to the public running water in the courtyard.

In the words of the industry, they are often in a magical state of emptiness, fantasy, and mistyness, and outsiders cannot disturb them.

Especially when closing the exercise, the two practitioners not only have to squat on the crotch, but also have to sigh together.

"receive--"

Well, I really went to Nantianmen with my three souls and seven souls for a stroll, and chatted with the Queen Mother for a while.

The neighbors in and out of the yard shook their heads and laughed when they saw the two people under the tree so bewildered.

Both Master Luo and Master Mi couldn't help but blush for this.

The heads of each household in the courtyard once held an extensive discussion meeting on this issue.

That day was a weekend, two qigong enthusiasts went out to practice, and Uncle Bian came back from fishing.

I happened to meet Master He Luo and Master Mi who were smoking together in the courtyard. Out of curiosity, Uncle Bian asked them.

"Hey, let me tell you, the two of you, the ones in your family have gathered together every day recently, standing in the yard with your eyes closed and silent, what kind of work do you practice?"

Master Luo smiled awkwardly, saying that he only knew it was called cosmic power.

Master Mi knew a little more, so he kept blowing for Aunt Mi.

"The name of this qigong is quite big. To tell you the truth, our family only practiced it because of the word 'universe'. The universe and the universe are all-encompassing, and they can also connect with the people of the universe. I heard that Once it is connected, not only do you not need to take medicine or get injections, you can cure all difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and you can also achieve the effect of one day in the sky and one year on the earth.”

Uncle Bian was a little dizzy.

"Ah? Intractable and miscellaneous diseases are treated in this way, why do we need hospitals and doctors?"

At this time, Kang Shude went out to pour the dirt, and happened to hear him, shook his head, and interjected a few words.

"Now the park is full of this. If you want to open your eyes and see everything, go to the Temple of Heaven Park. Every morning before nine o'clock, those who cry, laugh, roll on the ground, and run around the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests Yes, those who hit their heads against big trees, those who raised their hands to the sky and closed their eyes, talking nonsense, everything."

"There was a middle-aged woman who hugged a big tree next to the echo wall and called her father vigorously every day. She said that the tree was born by her father. But the tree was five hundred years old, and she was the two great-grandfathers. None of them can keep up with half the age of that tree. There is another one who looks like a fool, slaps himself with a big hand at the gate of Zhai Palace all day long, his face is swollen, and he can't stop it. A steel pot is put on the head, which is said to be the principle of the TV antenna, which is convenient for the induction of heaven and man."

"Hey, with this view, I can't even look at it even if I want to. It's even more vicious than the riots in the past. Hmph, if it goes on like this, won't the capital become a big madhouse sooner or later? Let me tell you, Wei Recently, the people are cooperating with Tiantan Park to contact the Tiantan Police Station, and they want to jointly clean up these people, and the trouble is too shameful."

"Don't blame me for being troublesome. If you can persuade the family, please persuade. Can't you change another exercise method? Although there is no conclusion whether this qigong is a superstition or a human science. It will train people's brains, and regret it. It's too late..."

Uncle Bian immediately expressed his approval with emotion.

"Hey, no! What kind of cosmic power is this? This is Mei Lanfang's "Universal Front (Crazy)"!"

What is obsession?

It is to ignore scientific common sense, physical laws, and causal logic.

Conversely, for those fallacies and heresies that cannot be seen or touched, they are regarded as the truth.

After that conversation, both Master Luo and Mi took Kang Shude's words to heart, and after returning home, they each persuaded their wives to change their ways.

But the problem is that the two old ladies are obsessed with it, and they are not happy because of it.

Aunt Mi said to Master Mi, "What cosmic madness? Who is out of their minds? Weimin still wants to clean up the people practicing in the Temple of Heaven Park? How could he do such a stupid thing. No, I have to talk about him later. He just Don't be afraid of hurting Tianhe. If you don't do it, you won't be able to have good luck in this life."

"I'm alarmist? Bah! You didn't go to the class, do you understand or I understand? You haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Can you see the air? Can you breathe without it? What's wrong with putting a pot on your head? I’ll do it tomorrow too. The master who taught us mentioned it, saying it’s called an information pot.”

"Let me also tell you, you should stop messing around with others in the future. Practicing requires absolute peace of mind, and you can't be distracted. If you interfere like this, our information lines will be scattered in the universe, and we will never be able to find people in the universe. This is the most It hurts people's vitality, you know?"

Aunt Luo also said to Master Luo, "This is a new thing. Don't think I haven't connected with the cosmic people once, and I haven't made any achievements. But it's because I haven't mastered my skills yet, and my heart is probably not sincere enough. He Aunt Mi said, one day we will invite Master to come here for individual counseling."

"You don't know, the master has real skills. I heard that there is an old lady in Langfang who has been paralyzed on the kang for 15 years. After practicing cosmic exercises for less than half a month, she stood up in a daze. Now she can stand up by herself. I went to the street alone to buy fried liver. I also saw with my own eyes that there was an old man Sun who had cataracts, and the master used qigong to remove the cataracts. Damn, he can see it after a few visits! Are you saying God is not God?"

"That's what I think. Don't you have a strained lumbar muscle? Massage can only relieve it, but it can't cure it. Then we might as well invite the master to treat you. If it can be cured for you, how good it would be .Give it a try, it’s somewhat of a hope, and we won’t suffer anyway.”

People are like this, when it comes to their own interests, everyone may be confused.

"Master, can you just come to our small family?"

Suffering from illness, Master Luo unconsciously changed his position.

Aunt Luo made a vow.

"Don't look at the large number of disciples who want to teach qigong alone. It is very difficult for the master to separate himself. But Aunt Mi and I also entrusted a few people who learned qigong together to tell the master, and the master agreed. Time comes to us. Sincerity leads to spirit, the more important the master is, the more approachable he is. As the saying goes, the king of hell is easy to see, but the little devil is hard to deal with..."

Not to mention, after a few days, the master really came.

And the first impression this person gave Master Luo was that he had a strong foreign accent.

"Does Aunt Luo live here?"

Aunt Luo came out of the house to see, she was very surprised, it turned out to be a master of teaching!
Immediately, there was a feeling of being overjoyed, flattered, blessed, and earth-shaking.

That is to quickly invite the master to come in, and excitedly ask how the master was found.

The master declared with an attitude of a master, "I don't need to look for it, the feeling brought me here."

As a result, it took at most 2 minutes after the voice fell, and Aunt Mi followed into the house.

He kept complaining, "Master, why did you come in first and didn't wait for me. Really, I was looking for you outside the courtyard..."

This made Master Luo feel that the master's words were a bit vague.

At this time, the master was already seated, and Aunt Luo courteously offered fragrant tea.

Aunt Mi also brought all kinds of American candies from her home for the master to taste, which was sent by Mi Xiaoran from the United States.

The master said, "You're welcome, you're welcome, if you are polite, I won't treat you well..."

Then he swiped a lot seemingly casually, put more than half of the candy in his pocket, and then picked out a piece of chocolate candy and put it in his mouth to eat.

This made Master Luo even more skeptical.

After thinking for a while, he asked the master where he came from.

The master replied, "Call here."

Master Luo reckoned in his heart that if he asked where he was going in the next sentence, the master would definitely tell him where he was going.

Simply don't ask, and ask where the master's fairyland is.

The master looked a little confused, "What is Xianxiang?"

Master Luo said, "It's my hometown."

The master replied, "My hometown is on Mount Taiyi."

This time it was Master Luo who turned around, "Where is the Taiyi Mountain you mentioned?"

The master showed a proud look, "Huh? Taiyi Mountain is famous, why don't you know the place where I study?"

Master Luo said, "I have heard of Taibai Mountain and Taihang Mountain, but I have never heard of Taiyi Mountain..."

The master said, "Taiyi Mountain is just north of Pingding Mountain and east of Taihang Mountain. There is a pig-head meat seller at the north gate of Dahe County. His family lives at the foot of Taiyi Mountain. You don't know. It's not your fault. People outside naturally don’t know what’s going on inside the circle.”

Aunt Mi couldn't help interjecting to express her admiration.

"No, he doesn't practice, so he doesn't know anything."

Master Luo snorted coldly, "I don't practice qigong, but I know Bei."

The master didn't understand the routines in the words of the people in the capital at all, and he didn't even realize that Master Luo was teasing, and continued to talk nonsense about running the train.

"Well, it's not easy to know the north. The capital is so big, it becomes a chaotic world when you get into the subway, and there are so many winding overpasses built on the ground, how many of them can find the north?" Not only can’t find the north, but many people can’t even find the Huaibaishu Xiejie Hotel. Or maybe you have a relationship with me. I’m afraid you don’t know. I finished my work today and wanted to go to someone else’s house, but suddenly For information, my superiors insisted that I come to ye..."

Aunt Luo asked in surprise, "What superior? You still have a superior?"

The master looked solemn and nodded.

"Well, my superior is the cosmonaut."

After a pause, "Since the superior asked me to come, I dare not not come. The superior also told me in advance that this family is a good person and should not suffer from illness. Go and help them. This is also It's my duty, I'm here now..."

Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo couldn't help being surprised.

"Do you dare to express our thoughts, your superiors know?"

The master was full of chest and stomach, and his mouth was full of foam.

"Don't you know? One thought in the ground is like a thunderbolt in the universe..."

Well, this is getting more and more outrageous.

Master Luo couldn't listen to it anymore, and he was very disrespectful to the master's words.

Moreover, he was quite resistant to the master's attempt to give him gong to cure his illness.

But the master is not as knowledgeable as him.

Because people have already seen that the two female disciples in front of him are the ones who can benefit him in this place.

The master only worked hard on Aunt Luo and Aunt Mi.

He said that his kung fu is too strong. Although he specializes in treating serious illnesses and intractable diseases, he also needs a certain foundation to take over the kung fu.

Master Luo's illness is too young, and it hasn't been long since he got it, and he refuses to practice.

If you want to inherit your own cosmic power, the disease can be cured, but I'm afraid it will also damage the foundation and ruin the blessings of the rest of your life.

Why don't you borrow some of your energy to Aunt Luo, and then ask her to perform gong to Master Luo every day at a fixed time to treat illnesses.

Although it is slower, but doing it slowly is the way to complete your merits and virtues.

Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo were very happy when they heard it, and they didn't allow Master Luo to say anything, so they asked the master how to borrow skills?
The master said it was easy to handle.

The best time is at night, when the moon and stars are out.

As long as Aunt Luo practices a set of exercises with him in the courtyard, she will be able to feel the information and energy of the universe.

Aunt Mi was still a little worried, saying that today is a cloudy day, and if the moon is covered by clouds at night, there will be no stars.

The master said that there is nothing to be afraid of, the wave band of cosmic information can be changed and adjusted at any time.

It's just that he must rest before performing his exercises, and idlers cannot approach him.

Aunt Luo immediately complied and vacated an empty room for everyone to rest.

Then he asked the master if he should not eat it.

The master said no taboo.

Aunt Luo said, "It's easy to deal with, it's rare for you to come to our small courtyard. I have to cook some delicious dishes for you, and treat you well."

At this point, Master Luo couldn't forcefully drive people away.

Especially recently, he ate just enough for lunch, and it would be nice to have a good meal.

He said in his heart, isn't it just a cheating meal at most, and it doesn't matter who gets all the money, anyway, you are good and I am good.

(End of this chapter)