Arad's unruly savior
Chapter 3424: Teaching the Mist God to Play with a Cell Phone
Chapter 3424: Teaching the Mist God to Play with a Cell Phone
The handsome gentleman Colton's face was stiff, and he was so embarrassed that he tapped his toes on the floor. He wished he had the ability to manipulate time to delete this meeting, as if we had never met each other.
He came to visit the God of Mist, but who knew Ye Lin was recuperating here.
Unfortunately, however, the eternal power, one of the three basic powers, is in Ye Lin's hands. Even the strongest lord of time and space, Ymir the Endless, will be completely suppressed by him in the field of time.
Seeing that Kelton looked very unnatural, Ye Lin calmly made up for him since the old senior had helped him after all, saying, "Black Goat Shab is one of the top three Outer Gods, on par with War God Terra and Wisdom God Nimer. You and Lord Mar were affected by his power, but you didn't give birth to a child on the spot, which is a testament to your extraordinary background."
Kelton's expression gradually relaxed when he heard this. It seemed that Ye Lin had extraordinary insight and even guessed the problem from Mal's side.
It seems that it is not so awkward when there is someone to accompany you.
Come to think of it, his girlfriend Naiyali is one of the Outer Gods, and she must know secret information that even the gods don't know.
Kelton smiled bitterly and recalled, "That was not childbirth in the traditional sense. It was more like my flesh and blood was used as the culture medium and mixed with His power to breed something. I have seen a worm-like creature before. It was covered with a hard black shell and would forcibly parasitize in the way of a facehugger."
"During this process, my soul seemed to be merging into the fetus. I became closer and closer to Him, worshipping Him, and almost became His fanatical believer."
"After escaping, I killed whatever was in my stomach."
There is no need for corresponding reproductive organs, and even men can be forced to become pregnant by black goats.
The pregnancy that even the Transcendents cannot resist, the power of the Outer Gods is extremely terrifying.
I heard that in the battle of the gods that killed Shabu the Black Goat, the god of war Terra was the one who contributed the most. This iron man would not...
Ye Lin looked at Kelton who was recalling his past and said leisurely: "Birth by birth, oviparity, seed, fission... they are all ways of reproduction and can all be summarized as the concept of having children."
Kelton's face turned dark. This guy was definitely distorting the concept, implying that you shouldn't try to get away with it by saying "parasitism". Pregnancy is pregnancy, there's nothing strange about a grown man having a child.
"Forget it, there is still the power of the black goat Shab in my body that is contaminated?" Kelton felt uneasy and didn't bother to argue with him. He always felt that something was not clean in him.
That incident did leave him with a serious psychological trauma. As a gentleman who enjoys life, Colton enjoys the deliciousness and satisfaction brought by food. He personally likes lamb chops, medium-rare beef and Qian Haitian's red wine.
Even though the Transcendent no longer needed any nutrition from food, Kelton still maintained his love for enjoying delicious food.
But since then, Colton hasn't drunk a drop of water.
He always felt the food and water sliding into his stomach, like a baby gently stirring in his belly.
“No pollution.” Ye Lin laughed and teased, “After all, you were polluted only as a byproduct of the war. If you were to face Him, your children would have almost formed a football team by now.”
"Hehe..." Kelton's smile was stiff. This guy was just as unserious as his master.
“But we can also get a glimpse of some of Black Goat Shabu’s abilities.” Ye Lin pondered for a moment and said, “The fact that pregnancy will affect your combat effectiveness is only the most superficial phenomenon.”
"This implies that He has distorted and polluted the order of life, as well as influenced the bodies of powerful gods. Through the process of pregnancy, He may have analyzed some of your and Mal's abilities."
"Only those in the God Realm have the qualifications to confront Him head-on."
"Fortunately, He was blasted back by Terra. Otherwise, if a guy like this with active malicious intent came in, the threat would be many times greater than that of Naiyali."
The black goat Shabu made others pregnant regardless of race or gender, while Naiyali lay in his arms with a gentle face and seductive eyes:
"I can't have children! The thought of me not being able to get nourishment from you for ten months is like being in hell."
Combined with her youthful and childish face of a 13 or 14-year-old girl, it always creates a strong sense of guilt in people's hearts, and then they use all their skills to satisfy the needs of this invincible beauty.
Kelton slowly breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly changed the subject 180 degrees, bringing up Wu Lan's matter:
"Velma told me that Celia was interested in the position of Lord of Wulan City, and I agreed. Wulan is indebted to her, and the God Realm also needs a breath of fresh air."
"And Wulan is a city that focuses on business. Miss Celia has excellent abilities in this area. She is gentle, kind, and sharp. I am looking forward to her performance." Kelton abruptly changed the subject and glanced at Ye Lin while praising Celia.
For Wu Lan's sake, please don't spread the news that I was pregnant, especially don't tell Ergon.
The big fox has always had a lot of complaints about me. Once he knew the details, he would nag about it for two hundred years.
After chatting about the Outer Gods for a while, Kelton asked where the Mist Goddess was and what her current condition was.
As he was talking, he saw Shu Mo, who was concentrating on watching cartoons next door, and the star turtle Wu Mu, floating next to her.
The messenger of the God of Mist, Yao Mumu, turned into an ugly humanoid figure, about the same height as a goblin, with light blue skin, big eyes, and a big bump on his forehead. He had long and pointed ears, and a whale tail that gradually turned from light blue to pink was held behind him. He was wearing a thin white robe.
The overall look is a bit ugly, a bit silly, and a bit cute.
Yao Mumu was holding an extra-large bottle of carbonated drink in her arms.
Feeling someone staring at her, Shu Mo raised her smooth, round little face. When she saw a stranger, she quickly stood up and bowed slightly to greet him.
"Hello."
She didn't know the middle-aged-looking Kelton, but Lord Ye Lin knew him, which meant he was not a bad person.
"Hello, what a pretty and polite child." Kelton looked at Shu Mo with a smile and cast an inquiring look at Ye Lin.
Is she the mist god's trumpet?
Shu Mo's real age was only in her teens, and she was not yet an adult. During this period, he had never been in the God Realm, and had no idea what Shu Mo looked like. This was the first time they met.
Mal, however, had always known the general situation of the God Realm because of Little Mal... but later Little Mal was abducted by a monster.
"Yes, but to be precise, he is the bearer of the beautiful memory that the Mist God wants to live on. He has no blood relationship with the Mist God."
"Shu Mo is kind, brave, responsible, and an excellent protector of the land. Shu Mo is just herself."
Ye Lin did not deliberately lower his voice when he spoke. Shu Mo put her eyes back on the tablet and raised the corners of her mouth slightly. She was really happy to feel recognized.
Suddenly, Kelton sensed a powerful aura in the Mist Palace.
The Goddess of Mist came out of the mist. She had a cold and frosty temperament and a very beautiful appearance. Her vigilant eyes stayed on Kelton for a second, then she raised an object that looked like a black crystal and was the size of an adult's palm, and said calmly to Ye Lin:
“It’s not lit.”
"Let me see." Ye Lin took the thing from Wu Shen's hand, checked it, and said with a smile: "It's out of power, just charge it for a while."
A flash of lightning appeared at his fingertips, and the battery of his mobile phone was quickly filled up, and the black screen lit up again.
"Thank you." The God of Mist took the phone and nodded, then left the Mist Palace without even looking at Kelton.
"Your divine world lacks humanistic care!" Ye Lin accused Kelton.
The civilization of the God's Realm depends on the fog of the Goddess of Fog. You simply believe in the Goddess of Fog and praise her all the time, but you don't care at all whether she is cold, hot, hungry, bored, or lonely in the Fog Palace alone.
"so……?"
"So I taught Wu Shen how to use a mobile phone. She is now as innocent as a child, a blank sheet of paper, and she learns everything very quickly."
Kelton twitched the corner of his mouth, always feeling that what he said seemed to make sense, but would the Mist Goddess become an Internet addict?
Then he suddenly grasped a key point. Ye Lin meant that the God of Mist had the ability to actively remember.
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