Dong Qiangqiang's Story of Leaving Germany

Chapter 167

Dong Qiangqiang and Lei Lanting approached the pig carefully from both sides.Lei Lanting plucked a long branch from the tree, and lightly poked the pig's stomach. The pig grunted helplessly, but there was no other reaction.

"Quick." Dong Qiangqiang said while passing a thick tree branch prepared in advance through the middle of the pig's four hooves.The two got busy one after the other.

Lei Lanting just tied up in a hurry, and suddenly glanced at Dong Qiangqiang, only to see Dong Qiangqiang unhurriedly tying two strong and beautiful dead buttons.

"Where did you learn this?" Lei Lanting was very surprised.

"According to what you taught me in the forum you posted, the Germans call this method of tying pigs, but it is said that it is okay to tie tigers and lions like this."

After a while, the pig was tied up on a thick tree branch with its legs upside down.

"What's next?" Lei Lanting excitedly said, "Can we go to Fleisher to receive the reward now?"

Dong Qiangqiang waved his hand: "Let's go."

*
Yu Jianghai, who had changed his clothes, had just walked out of the changing room when he saw the fat man happily walking in from outside the office with a hamburger in his mouth and a lottery ticket in his hand.

Suddenly seeing Yu Jianghai with blood on his face (he didn't wash it on purpose), the fat man was completely stunned, his face turned pale, his forehead started to sweat, and the hamburger in his mouth fell with a "click" On the ground, the patty lettuce all fell out.

Yu Jianghai looked at him coolly, but didn't speak.

After a while, the fat man silently took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, put them on the table beside him with a sad face, and then looked at Yu Jianghai eagerly.

Yu Jianghai walked out the door without even looking at him.

*
A few large dark clouds were erratic in the sky, and the light in the forest became flickering.

The two people, who had been busy all morning and noon, didn't take a drop of water or food, and they were so hungry that their hearts were stuck to their backs.In addition, the weight of the pig was not light, and the road in the forest was bumpy and bumpy, and the two of them were staggeringly walking. Although they were not walking fast, Lei Lanting almost fell down in one place.

"Oh, I'm going, I... really... I can't walk anymore," Lei Lanting sighed, "I must... have to rest for a while." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw his body tilted, and the thick tree branch immediately Slipping off his shoulder, the pig immediately fell to the ground, and the sleeping pig screamed, startling both Lei Lanting and Dong Qiangqiang.

Dong Qiangqiang hurriedly checked the pig's tying rope, and found that it was still strong. He looked at the pig again, and the pig seemed to faint again after squawking a few times.

Dong Qiangqiang looked at the compass, pointed in one direction with his finger, and encouraged him: "Persist a little longer, as long as we walk through this forest, we should be able to get out."

"I... really... really hungry." Lei Lanting sat down on the ground and waved his hands weakly, "Do you still have food on you?"

Dong Qiangqiang shook his head: "I didn't expect that we would stay for so long, so I didn't bring anything."

"Hey," Lei Lanting lowered his head in disappointment, and said regretfully, "If I had known earlier, I might as well have eaten some of the bait you made first. There are vegetables, meat and wine. It would be great...I made a mistake."

Dong Qiangqiang made him feel a little hungry, and sat down slowly leaning against a small tree.

"Do you have a cigarette?" Lei Lanting licked his lips and gestured for a cigarette with his hand, "It's good to have a cigarette to refresh yourself."

"It's better not to smoke in the woods," Dong Qiangqiang persuaded, "If there is a wildfire, then..."

Before Dong Qiangqiang finished speaking, Lei Lanting's stooped body suddenly straightened, and his ears perked up.He put his index finger to his lips and whispered, "Shh! Don't talk. Listen!"

Dong Qiangqiang hurriedly changed from sitting to squatting, observed the surrounding environment vigilantly, and asked in a low voice, "Are you here again?"

"No." Lei Lanting showed a puzzled expression on his face, "It seems to be... a different voice."

"A different voice?" Dong Qiangqiang was puzzled, "Why didn't I hear it?"

Lei Lanting picked up a big stone on the ground, stood up slowly, and while pulling the branches and leaves next to him, he listened carefully and moved slowly.

Dong Qiangqiang didn't know what he heard, so he also stood up, and at the same time took out the table knife from his backpack and held it in his hand.He prayed in his heart: don't encounter wild boars or other large animals again.The two of them were so hungry that they had no energy to fight or run away from the animals, so they could only sit and wait for death.I hope everything is just Lei Lanting's hallucination.

When he was thinking wildly, Lei Lanting suddenly rushed towards a bush.Dong Qiangqiang was startled and hurriedly stopped him: "Don't go there! Come back!"

"Old Dong!" Lei Lanting's surprised voice came from the bushes.

Dong Qiangqiang jumped into the bushes and saw Lei Lanting standing there.

"What do you think that is?" Following Lei Lanting's fingers, he suddenly saw that in a pile of fallen leaves, the four legs of some kind of animal were sticking out from under the fallen leaves, and one of the legs was still tied. a rope.

Seeing the rope, Dong Qiangqiang was taken aback for a moment. The rope looked familiar, and the knife he held was slowly hanging down to his leg.

Lei Lanting was already squatting down, grabbing the stone with one hand, and with the other hand he scraped away the fallen leaves from the animal. A fat brown pig suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Dong Qiangqiang grabbed Lei Lanting by the back of his neck and pulled him back forcefully.

Before Lei Lanting could speak, he was dragged behind by Dong Qiangqiang, who held a table knife in front of Lei Lanting.

But the brown pig didn't stand up to attack them, Dong Qiangqiang only heard Lei Lanting laughing behind him: "It's drunk, old Dong, it's drunk by your 3.0. Listen to its snoring."

Dong Qiangqiang approached the brown pig suspiciously. It was motionless in the pile of fallen leaves, and it was impossible to tell whether it was drunk or dead.

"No way?" Dong Qiangqiang felt unbelievable for a moment, but he didn't expect that the brown pig they had been chasing for a long time ran here.

"Haha, old Dong, let's post this time. Two!" Lei Lanting stretched out three fingers incoherently, and kept repeating behind Dong Qiangqiang while giggling, "Two! And one is a fucking wild boar .”

"Tie it up first!" Dong Qiangqiang who reacted hastily commanded, "Be careful that it is sober."

"Oh, that's right." Lei Lanting replied while digging out the remaining rope from his backpack.While he was fiddling with the rope, Dong Qiangqiang dug out a long dry tree trunk from the soil beside him, and the two of them hurried to work again.

"Hey, you're done!" Looking at the brown pig tied up with five flowers, Lei Lanting clapped his hands proudly, "Since this morning, my left eyelid has been twitching, and I think there must be something good, sure enough, haha, haha Ha ha……"

"Don't get too excited, the last time you said 'we sent it', not only did we not get the money, but we were almost burned as a roast duck in a braised oven, and finally we were caught and locked up in the police station It’s been half a day, and I’m going to court this Friday. Now you’re saying we’ve sent it, why do I feel a little shuddering.”

"This..." Lei Lanting didn't expect Dong Qiangqiang to say that, and scratched his head in embarrassment, "I..."

(End of this chapter)