Dong Qiangqiang's Story of Leaving Germany

Chapter 61
It is often said that a person's potential in distress is limitless.Stimulated by the fear of being eaten by wild boars, Dong Qiangqiang used both hands and feet, clawed at the moss-covered tree trunk, and jumped up in two strokes.Even he himself was surprised. He didn't expect to be so flexible with so many things on his back. It seemed that he was really in a hurry.

While he was thankful that the climbing up and stepping down that he practiced when he was young saved his life more than 20 years later, he grabbed the tree trunk to find a higher and more stable place.

The wild boar thought that this time, he would be sure of everything, but Dong Qiangqiang "flyed" up the tree as if he had grown wings.It couldn't control its speed and slammed into a tree with a thud like a runaway horse.In fact, the runaway wild horse is not necessarily faster than the runaway wild boar, but the wild horse runs more elegantly and handsomely. Compared with the wild boar, the artistic conception is judged.

The tree was shaken by the wild boar, and a few leaves fell leisurely from the branches.

Dong Qiangqiang did not dare to take it lightly, and firmly grasped the tree trunk with both hands.The wild boar bumped a few times unwillingly, but the tree only swayed and did not collapse. The wild boar snorted and circled around the tree, as if trying to figure out how to climb the tree.

Dong Qiangqiang rested for a while, seeing that the wild boar under the tree had no intention of leaving.He sighed lightly, and it seemed that he could only turn to the German police for help now.

He took out his mobile phone from his arms, but was surprised to find that the mobile phone had no signal, probably because it was too far away from the base station.

Dong Qiangqiang took the mobile phone and changed several different positions on the tree. When he put the mobile phone next to a raised bulge on the tree trunk, the mobile phone suddenly beeped twice, and there was a signal.

Dong Qiangqiang was overjoyed. Just as he was about to call the police, he suddenly heard a dull "dong" sound from under him. Immediately after that, he swayed and fell forward. He quickly balanced his body and grabbed the branch closest to him. At this moment, the wild boar launched a continuous collision.

Dong Qiangqiang, who was in a panic, shook his hand, but he couldn't hold it steady, and the phone fell straight down.

Dong Qiangqiang lay on the tree trunk, looked at the mobile phone in the mud, and let out a sigh.

The wild boar saw that Dong Qiangqiang did not fall, but a strange thing fell.It pounced on it immediately, first smelled it, and then took a few bites with its teeth. When it found that it couldn't bite, it roared in dissatisfaction and walked away angrily.

The sun was now in the clouds again, and the surroundings became very quiet and peaceful.

Only then did Dong Qiangqiang feel a little hungry. He opened his backpack and rummaged through the food he brought.

He saw a can of salt and pepper peanuts under the vodka bottle, and just as he was about to reach for it, he suddenly remembered a cartoon he had seen when he was a child, in which an old man tricked a group of monkeys into drinking it in order to get his hat back. After the monkeys got drunk, he got the goods back smoothly and crossed the monkey mountain.

A flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind: Although the wild boar is not a monkey and cannot drink alcohol on his own, can he trick the wild boar into drinking by himself?
He wasn't sure if the wild boar was still around, so he sang a song loudly on purpose to attract the wild boar's attention.Sure enough, before a song was sung, he saw a rustling in the grass near the tree.

The wild boar is really ambushing nearby, it's really cunning!
Dong Qiangqiang learned later that pigs are not stupid at all, and the IQ of wild boars is said to be higher than that of domestic pigs.

He pulled vodka from his backpack and looked at the logo carefully, only to see a huge 60% written on it.He unscrewed the cap of the wine bottle, poured the wine carefully on a piece of bread, then broke the bread in half, and threw half under the tree and half near the grass.

As soon as the second loaf was thrown to the grass, the wild boar jumped out with a squeak, took the loaf in one mouthful, raised its neck, and half of the loaf disappeared.

Possibly smelling the wine, it wobbled halfway around the tree and ate the first bread as well.

Dong Qiangqiang estimated that even if the bread was soaked in wine and thrown down, he didn't know how long it would take to work.

He turned over his backpack again and found that there were actually three silver fishes that were one foot long and the size of a palm. It might be that Tong Lele was afraid that Dong Qiangqiang could not take too much by himself, so he distributed some to Lei Lanting and left a few more for he.

Dong Qiangqiang was very happy, it was much easier to deal with fish.

Sitting in a tree hollow where the trunks of the trees intersect, he used the key to make a few one-centimeter-deep cuts on each side of the fish body, then poured the wine into his hands and carefully rubbed it on the fish. Later, he found it troublesome. , simply pour the wine directly on the fish.After confirming that the fish was covered with vodka, he poured a lot of wine into the fish's mouth because he was worried that there would be too little wine.

When he was done, he whistled violently and threw the fish to the mud.

The wild boar wanted to ambush Dong Qiangqiang, but suddenly found the delicious food that fell from the sky. It rushed out of the grass and sniffed the fish. It sniffed and peeked at Dong Qiangqiang from time to time. Seeing that he was staring at him intently, he did not take the opportunity. Run away, and then eat with confidence.

While it was eating, Dong Qiangqiang handled the remaining fish in the same way and threw them to the ground one after another.Worried that the four fish were not strong enough to drink, Dong Qiangqiang soaked half a bag of bread in wine and threw it to the ground together.

The fish and bread were quickly dried up, and the boar looked more invigorated than before.Holding the wine bottle, Dong Qiangqiang murmured, it's not that Lao Maozi's wine is not strong enough.What if this pig is a wine putty?If I knew earlier, it would be better to bring a few more fish.

He simply soaked all the food and fruit in his backpack with vodka, and when he saw that there was only a quarter of the wine left in the bottle, he felt a little at ease.

He threw all the food under the tree and watched as the wild boar ate everything like a storm.

Dong Qiangqiang on the tree prayed that the wild boar would fall down as soon as possible, and the wild boar under the tree prayed that the people on the tree could throw more food down.

Dong Qiangqiang hid in the hollow of the tree, feeling a little sleepy.He patted his face with his hands, and then lightly knocked on the tree trunk with his head.

After simmering on the tree for half an hour, Dong Qiangqiang probed down and looked down. It was very quiet under the tree, and there was no movement at all.

Dong Qiangqiang threw down the wet coat, but the wild boar did not appear.He threw his belt down again, and after a while, the wild boar still did not appear.

He looked left and right on the tree curiously, and suddenly saw a dark figure lying motionless in the grass not far away.

Dong Qiangqiang had doubts in his heart, broke a branch and threw it hard, but the branch was too light and fell off before it could reach the grass.

He took off one shoe and smashed it hard at the wild boar. The shoe fell beside the wild boar, but the wild boar still didn't wake up. He threw another one, and the wild boar remained motionless.

Dong Qiangqiang carefully climbed down the tree trunk. He first picked up the mobile phone on the ground, flicked the mud and dirty water on the mobile phone, and then observed for a few minutes before walking towards the wild boar with courage.

The sun became better after the rain, and the water vapor filled Dong Qiangqiang's surroundings, as if fog had suddenly formed.

The wild boar in the grass seemed to move slightly, but Dong Qiangqiang's vision was blocked by the weeds and he couldn't see anything.

He was getting closer and closer to the boar.

(End of this chapter)