burst god

Chapter 586

[Little braised egg picks five]: "Come on, you're awesome and hit me along the network cable, my grandpa's head is sticking out here, if you don't come, you are my grandson!"

hiss……

Tian He gasped, this fellow dared to challenge his authority.

Is it because he hasn't been online for the past two weeks, has his legend been lost in the world?

"I will make you have a shadow on the Internet for the rest of your life."

"Come and come, everyone who passes by, come and see, see my Aston rice field hammer his face swollen today."

The so-called army has not moved, pretending to be aggressive first.

This is the classic beginning of an online scolding war, and it is necessary to create an aura that will win people first.

Suddenly the forum became lively.

Those netizens who dived are all bubbling.

[Pure and strong male pineapple sauce: The hero of the rice field family, use your soul-sucking blow! 】

[Sip milk tea with a big mouthful: Sip all the juice out! 】

[Tan Tang: Upstairs is so disgusting, vomit. 】

……

Seeing that a bunch of enthusiastic netizens who couldn't remember their names all came out to cheer for him, student Tian He couldn't hold back his inner impulse.

Even, he has never felt that his previous life was as high-spirited as today.

[The voices of the masses are strong, I can't tolerate the righteous ones, I'm about to start! 】

After stretching his fingers, Tian He typed this sentence, but when the carriage return landed, he suddenly felt his brain go into a trance.

Ok?

The guy shook his head, and his eyes refocused on the screen.

He opened his mouth wide because something magical happened.

A vortex suddenly appeared on the optical glass screen with a thickness of only 2 mm.

Tian He rubbed his eyes vigorously and opened them again. The vortex was still there, but it was slowly shrinking.

"Nimma, my computer has been hacked."

Tian He muttered in his mouth, especially after seeing the black swirl on the screen even began to turn slightly red, a sense of bloody terror rushed over his face instantly.

"Who's kidding, come out!"

To be honest, Tian He followed Lu Ze to the islands and reefs of the East China Sea without any guilt, and the current situation directly makes the hair stand on end.

"Excessive!"

Tian He yelled, "I turned off the phone!"

When you are done speaking, you are ready to press the computer shutdown button.

Suddenly, he felt something pulled away from his mind, and vaguely saw an energy bar appearing in the upper left corner of the screen, [60/100].

What is this stuff?

Just when Tian He was wondering, the shrinking vortex in the center of the screen suddenly expanded, swallowing the entire screen.

In the middle of the black, a little light emerges.

It was a head, a round watermelon head, the hair seemed to have just been treated, and it looked extremely smooth and shiny.

This perspective should be looking down.

"I remember that this screen is not holographic. Are the videos so realistic now?"

Tian He rubbed his chin and muttered.

Suddenly, a curse word came from the three-dimensional image-like light and shadow.

"Damn you! What are you talking about about the Mao Shimada family, everyone is messing around in the forum, pretending to be aggressive in front of my brother?"

"I fear you?"

The voice of watermelon head cursing came out.

Tian He was stunned!

Damn, what's going on?

Wait, the Shimada family, isn't that the pet name those sunspots gave to Daddy?

Brother Egg...

Isn't this the little braised egg?

Tian He suddenly covered his mouth, because if he could hear the other party's voice, wouldn't it mean that the other party could also hear his voice?

But after he shut up for five seconds, he found that the other party didn't notice.

Could it be that the other party can't hear me?

"grandson."

Tian He let go of his palm and called out cautiously.

[Small Braised Eggs One Pick Five] with a watermelon head did not respond!

Tian He was immediately happy.

Yo!

This is good.

Wait, even the best video can't be interactive, it's meaningless.

The other party didn't know that he scolded him.

Tian He could see that the watermelon head was typing on the keyboard with both hands at this moment, and it was obviously fully fired.

This immediately made Lieutenant Tian Zhong, whose screen was covered by a strange shady scene, feel unbalanced.

He really wanted to see what the forum was talking about at the moment, and he could even guess something in his mind, but he couldn't see it after all. This made Tian He's abilities useless, and he scratched his head anxiously.

【wait】!

Tian He raised his head abruptly, looking at the screen with glowing eyes.

He suddenly thought of a bold hypothesis, such as... like this!

Lieutenant Tian Zhong stretched out his right hand nervously to touch the screen.

As long as there is the slightest mistake, he will immediately withdraw his hand.

When the fingertip touches the image, the fingertip seems to touch a soft water film and pass through it gently.

Light and shadow rippled.

Tian He opened his mouth wide, and he watched dully as his palm passed through the light curtain.

In the holographic light and shadow, one's own palm hangs above the opponent's head.

And the watermelon head who was cursing had no idea that there was a palm on top of his head.

Tian He was a little dazed, the impact on his brain was no less than the effect of seeing Lu Ze's big move.

The muscles of his whole body were a little stiff, and his left hand took the opportunity to twist his thigh.

hiss~

It hurts!

Not in a dream.

Tian He, who wanted to understand all this, did the most decisive thing in his life.

Most of his right arm was still hanging on the screen, and when he jumped up, he slapped him hard.

"I beat you to death for being unfilial."

Gathered 740 kilometers away in an Internet cafe in Xinzheng City. The 24-year-old unemployed Lu Tiaotiao, whose online name is [Little Braised Eggs One Pick Five], just typed out his fifth sentence to greet the other party’s family, and he felt a slap in the head. Resound.

With a buzz, Venus bumped in his head.

The whole person wiped the sofa and was pulled to the ground.

"X Nima, who hit me!"

These are the last words from the violently shaking screen.

【Brilliant! 】

【Cool! 】

After finishing his bad deeds, Tian He pulled out his hand suddenly, his face flushed with excitement.

Heart pounding.

Panting heavily, he saw the intertwined light and shadow on the screen once again turned into a vortex, suddenly returning to one point, and disappearing in less than half a second.

On the screen, the Planetary Geographic Forum is in full swing.

[Little Braised Egg One Pick Five]: If I don't hit you, you will be full of peach blossoms, you don't know flowers...

The back is gone.

The people who were eating melons with relish were all happy.

Yo, this little stewed egg is quite tasteful, did you play tricks during the cursing?

Tian He didn't read the first five sentences of national abuse sent by the other party. He scratched his chin, suddenly laughed, and then evolved into a maniacal laugh and clapped the keyboard.

"Stupid, you've been hammered."

At this moment, Lieutenant Tian's eyes burst into a bright look.

He suddenly felt that he was strong enough to fight against the whole world.

With such an ability...

On the Internet, I punched hard, insulted netizens, and was full of spirits, who can fight!

Feeling happy, Tian He crackled and typed out a line, admonishing all water friends.

[Aston Paddy: Let's go, everyone, I've already smashed the head of the little braised egg, so I guess I'm going to find the network administrator now. 】

After this sentence was issued, the forum was quiet for more than ten seconds.

Immediately afterwards, the densely packed replies began to be refreshed like crazy.

Not surprisingly, everyone was laughing, obviously no one believed it.

However, the corners of Tian He's mouth curled up into a sinister arc.

Just let this mortar round fly for a while.

1 minutes later……

The little marinated egg hasn't appeared yet.

Two minutes later, someone noticed the account status of Little Braised Egg.

[This little braised egg account is offline? 】

【what's the situation! 】

This time, the people who eat melons were shocked.

The guys from Tian He who had been mocking earlier started swiping the screen frantically again.

[Surprised by physical attacks on the network! 】

[Niu Beer, hit people along the network cable, the number one hunk of the Shimada family has set a record again. 】

The smile on Tian He's face, which was originally quite elegant, couldn't hold back any longer, and he leaned back into the gaming chair with a wild laugh.

Wiping away tears with a smile, Tian He clenched his fists and shouted excitedly:

"Hahahaha, starting today, I, Tian He—"

"It's a veritable Land Key Immortal!"

"Hahahaha!"

This is simply the highest recognition for Tian He.

Apart from the glorious achievements in the past, today's time has a cross-age significance.

He became a god in one battle!

Excited to the extreme, Tian He even stood up and howled like a wild wolf.

He is the only one in the family, so it doesn't matter how crazy Tian He's smile is.

No, Tian He couldn't bear it anymore.

He wanted to report the good news to Lu Shen immediately.

He's going to be amazing!

emm...

[Wait, how do you describe this ability? 】

[What if it was just a coincidence? 】

[How about I try again? 】

Tian He, who was finally sober, sat back in his seat and began to think carefully about this question.

While scratching his chin, Tian He blinked vigorously, and looked at the upper left corner of the screen in confusion.

Why is that thing still there?

The strange white energy bar that I saw inadvertently before became [55/101]!

How much was it before?

【60/100】Yes...

So what is this?

It's not like the experience bar, after all, it is unlikely that the experience bar will have a negative growth and an upper limit.

60 to 55, a reduction of 5 points.

Why reduce it?

"Could it be that punch just now?" Tian He was taken aback, remembering an incredible fact.

"So brother, this is chivalry value?"

Lieutenant Tian He, the self-proclaimed young hero of the Planetary Geographic Forum, shamelessly named himself.

Anyway, both Keyboard Man and Planet Man are heroes.

There is nothing wrong with this chivalrous value.

"55 represents the remaining consumable quantity, and 101 represents the upper limit?"

"Because of a punch, the chivalry value has been reduced from 60 to 55."

"At the same time, because of the success of upholding justice this time, proficiency +1, the upper limit of chivalrous value is +1?"

Tian He is happy.

My own nonsense analysis seemed reasonable to Mao.

"It's a pity to quit beating the little braised egg just now. If the light curtain is still there, try another punch and you will understand everything."

Tian He murmured to himself regretfully, but in a blink of an eye his fighting spirit became high again.

"No, I must test it out."

Tian He got up and hurriedly walked around the bedroom.

"In that situation just now, all I wanted in my mind was to blow the opponent's head off, so I'm now concentrating on one thing to see if it's feasible?"

"I want a box of blueberry-flavored ice cubes, plus a beef emperor's bun, which is slightly spicy."

Tian He pushed the air with both hands like a qigong master, with a constipated expression on his face.

Well, 5 minutes passed...

No miracle happened.

"Too much? It shouldn't be."

Tian He muttered, and began to think carefully about the details of what happened just now.

Gradually, Tian He's eyes began to become brighter and brighter.

"No way, no way..."

"Do you need a keyboard?"

He opened his mouth slightly, sat in front of the computer, swallowed, and typed the jargon he just spoke to the screen.

[I want a super-large cup of blueberry-flavored Ice Kuo Luo, plus a Beef Emperor Bao, which is slightly spicy. 】

Well……

No miracle happened.

Because Tian He saw that the energy bar in the upper left corner didn't know if it was hanging on the screen or hanging on his cornea.

Tian He doesn't believe in evil anymore!

Because he is really hungry.

Let me say one more thing, if it doesn't work, he will pay for a set!

Anyway, after returning from the East China Sea, the bonuses issued by the Jiangnan Theater alone are enough to nourish him for a year.

[I want a super-large glass of blueberry-flavored ice cubes, plus a beef huangbao, which is slightly spicy!I still want to eat the whole family bucket! 】

With a strong obsession, Tian He even typed an extra sentence.

Clap!

The enter key bangs!

Tian He said this to himself in the chat box.

Boo!

Tian He was the first to tremble, as if his brain had been electrified, he straightened up abruptly.

Then, he opened his mouth wide.

Because this time he clearly saw that the white energy bar on the upper left of his field of vision had changed to [40/102]!

Day, I was right!

Yes!

ding dong...

While Tian He was still pleasantly surprised by the sudden drop in energy bar, the doorbell rang suddenly.

No way?

So fast?

really!

Trembling and closing his mouth, Tian He's eyes were a little red, he moved to the living room, swallowed his saliva and took a look through the cat's eyes.

"Hello, this is KFC's takeaway. Is this Mr. Tian's address?"

The takeaway boy wearing a mask asked politely in red and white work clothes, carrying a large box on his back, and holding a large beautifully packaged box in his hand. The tempting fried chicken burger pattern on it was too realistic.

The iron door opened, Tian He stared blankly at the other party, "I am."

"Hello, Mr. Tian! Congratulations, because in conjunction with the roulette lottery at the headquarter of Dajiangnan District, 10 lucky draws will be randomly drawn from the list of all old customers who have consumed in our store. Each winning user will receive an exquisite lunch from KFC A gift."

"Please sign the bill."

After signing in a daze, Tian He carried the big box and walked into the house, not even noticing when the delivery boy left.

Before opening the box, Tian He sucked his nostrils.

This taste...

Gold Family Barrel!

That's right!

Tian He, a self-proclaimed junk food expert, tore open the box abruptly and stood there dumbfounded.

Stainless Steel Cold Cup·Super Large Cup Blueberry Flavored Ice Kuoluo×1!

The Supreme Three-Story Cow Emperor Castle × 1!

Gold Family Barrel × 1!

It's clear...

Tian He turned his head tremblingly to look at the computer screen.

This is clearly the line he just typed.

"I can't follow what I say, woo woo..."

Tian He couldn't hold it back, tears welled up in his eyes, and he gnawed on the burger while sobbing.

"Really delicious."

With this ability, why should he worry about failing in his great career.

After chewing two mouthfuls of Niuhuangbao, before he could swallow it, Tian He rushed to the computer and typed a line.

[I want to be the richest man in the world! 】

no response?

Is the obsession not strong enough?

It doesn't matter, my obsession with Tian He is the least valuable.

[I want to be the richest man in the world! 】×2!

[I want to be the richest man in the world! 】×3!

……

[I want to be the richest man in the world! 】×10!

After typing out the words for the tenth time, Tian He had never felt such a strong belief in himself.

【Steady. 】

This is a fleeting voice.

Then he watched the remaining 40 value of the energy bar instantly reset to zero.

Lieutenant Tian Zhong's eyes darkened.

A big red cross suddenly flashed in my mind.

With merciless sarcasm.

puff.

Tian He passed out on the keyboard, foaming at the mouth.

(End of this chapter)