The Emperor of Roman Theory is crooked to the top

Chapter 240 Godly Stick Girl
Sensing the dissatisfaction of the audience present, Lin Ling thought it should be taken seriously.After all, what should I do if the heart of Lilac, a young girl, is broken? The environment is very important when confessing.

"Okay, Xiangxiang, I admit that you are a respectable opponent, so let me show you my special move."

Lin Ling was hehehe on the surface, but humming in his heart.Hey, I have gone in the direction of the magic stick forever.

It turned out that she might be a little bit unruly, but she was still an ordinary, modest and rigorous little girl on the whole.Please believe her, she will become what she is now because of the needs of the plot.

In this way, Lin Ling just repented a little in her heart, and then used her magical skills with peace of mind.

Of course, using is the most basic version.After all, the level I just learned is too high, it's not a good thing to scare children, and it's not good to be used as a fuss by the little angel brothers and sisters.

As a result, everyone saw that the pebbles and gravel that had been shattered by Xiao Yi in the previous battle all flew up.

Lin Ling was like a symphony conductor, directing these small sandstones to dance in the air, and finally stopped above Xiao Yi and Ding Xiang's heads, casting a shadow.

Then strange plants that came from nowhere flew all over the sky, and then kept pounced on Xiao Yi and Lilac, and by the way sprinkled the whole field.

"What kind of grass is this? It's so strange. It feels so weird."

"Why is it sticky?"

"Why does it look a bit like kelp?"

"Have you ever seen red and yellow kelp?"

Xiao Yi looked at the algae that had piled up to the height of his calf, and couldn't help but twitch his brows, feeling that something was wrong.

Lin Ling looked at the stage he built. If there were no flowers, he used single-cell algae instead. Because the sky was bright and the lighting effect was not good, he used stones to make shadows, at least it was different from the surroundings.

Now it's time to convince the audience.

Lin Ling rubbed her chin, thinking about how to make these people feel great, and applauded non-stop when Ding Xiang confessed.

"Look, that woman has changed color."

"Whoa, whoa, it's blue."

"Wow, look, the waves are rough."

Lin Ling is having a hard time now. After all, the people here are just mortals. It seems a bit too much if he goes directly to the second form.

But it shouldn't be a big problem to wear water on your body, after all, Huo Dalong did something similar just now.

It's just that the water is very skinny, always moving and moving, and there is no final shape, so Lin Ling can only use the enchantment to make a final shape.

It's just that the current water seems to be stronger, and the barrier melts quickly, so Lin Ling can only use instant messaging.

Only then did he barely succeed in transforming.

But what Lin Ling didn't know was that because of her astonishing drawing skills, the instant messaging outlines she made were very abstract.

Therefore, the audience studied it from various angles for a long time but could not see what kind of thing Lin Ling had become.

Lin Ling winked at Yun Liu, and Yun Liu accepted this glorious mission with a serious face.

An Yan at the side stomped her foot again without knowing it, and a piece of her foot was shattered.

Then, after seeing all the pebbles and sand under her feet flying to the stage built by Lin Ling, An Yan became even more angry.

This strange woman not only dared to cheat openly in front of her, An Yan, but also dared to use the pebbles she made.

She didn't believe that Yunliu didn't help her. Yunliu's hair was gray just now, so she wouldn't believe that he didn't help her.

An Yan said that this time she was going to pinch her waist.

Of course, not only An Yan noticed Yunliu's little tricks, but also several other men.

It's just that they have nothing to say.When Lin Ling and Yun Liu fight, they always have an expression of "what if you win, so what if you lose"; but I don't know why, when they do this kind of thing, these two people always fight with each other Just as excited.

The most important thing is that these two people are very meticulous in their work, which always gives people the illusion that the two of them are doing big things.

"Dear guests, referees, and all the audience friends present, hello.

I think you must also be wondering why our game is going so weirdly.

So, now let me explain to you. "

With the help of Yunliu's teleportation array, Lin Ling's voice reached the ears of every audience present.

As for the referees, with their cultivation base, it is not a big problem.

"We don't listen, we want to watch the fight."

The next moment, these noisy people were drowned by the seaweed.

Regarding Lin Ling's stand-up comedy, several people had different reactions.

Mu Xi: "Okay~~ lethal attack, so many years have passed, the ability of the aliens to fool people has increased by more than a star and a half."

An Chen: "Don't talk nonsense, this is a special case."

Yun Liu: "Haha, it's very interesting."

Xiao Yi: "Just have fun, girl."

An Yan: "This strange woman, I must educate her well, I have been lowering the lower limit of others."

"How did you come?"

Hearing An Yan's voice, An Chen didn't react for a moment.No, my sister has always been a serious person, and she won't leave the post when she is working.

"There's no more people standing over there, so I'll come over."

An Yan pointed to the piece of soil that had been destroyed by humanity.

The earth is so innocent, how about we let it go?

"You actually attacked the audience!"

The audience was even more dissatisfied.

But Lin Ling didn't argue with them, if he picked them up, he would definitely lose.

Lin Ling said that he has mastered the essence of the debate, that is, talking to himself, making others silent and winning.

"ignorance!"

"..."

"Foolishness!"

"..."

"Silly hat!"

"..."

The audience is angry, this is definitely the most arrogant contestant ever.

"That's all you guys are doing, is it interesting to watch other people fight?

Do you know why others can fight, but you can only shrink on the bamboo poles, why are you watching? "

The first step is to forcibly connect the topic to the topic you are going to talk about next.

"why?"

"Because of love! You all lack love.

Let's not talk about the distant ones, let's talk about the Budo Cup about 40 years ago. Do you still remember what the champion of that championship did in the end?

That's right, she married the daughter of the water totem at that time, Longtan Shui Weiwei.

And the second place?
Disappeared in the vast crowd, no more news.

Do you know why there is such a difference?

Yes, it is indeed because of women.

But, something deeper, we call it love! "

Lin Ling made up a shocking news by randomly pulling something up.

Sure enough, hearing this shocking inside story, the auditorium began to boil again, obviously impressed by Lao Niu's Martial Arts Cup.

"What's the mess?"

"But she's right. That's the fact. After the second place in the competition, they started selling mutton skewers. I've eaten there several times."

"Besides, I still remember that the second place seemed to be vying for Longtan with the first place."

"So, it's really because of women?"

"Idiot, didn't you hear what people said, it's because of love."

"So, as long as we have love, we can also participate in the final?"

"How is it possible, there are only 100 people in total."

"But doesn't it mean that love is a miracle?"

"The second place didn't seem to be born in a martial arts family, but after robbing the first place for a woman, it suddenly became more powerful."

"So, it's love."

"Oh~~Love~~"

"Ah~~Love~~"

"Because of love~~"

The first wave of brainwashing was successful, YES!

(End of this chapter)