The Emperor of Roman Theory is crooked to the top

Chapter 450

Ever since, the two of them had nothing to do for the time being, so they had to find something to entertain themselves.

"Girl, do you want to sleep in a haunted house tonight?"

Xiao Yi felt that the two of them would probably stay in Fengdu City for a while, so the issue of food, clothing, housing and transportation should be carefully considered.

Lin Ling nodded hastily, and then imagined the following beautiful scene in her mind:
Because I and Xiao Yi didn't have a land deed, they were approached by local snakes, and then they were beaten so loudly that they took the opportunity to extort high protection fees, thus reaching the pinnacle of life and dominating the road.

Of course, at the end of the story, it must end with An Yan who was wearing a shiny badge pinned to her ears and slapped her ears.

Thinking of this, Lin Ling couldn't help squinting her eyes: I always feel that I seem to be in love with a very violent girl.

Xiao Yi, who didn't know that Lin Ling had already planned the end for the two of them, rolled up his sleeves full of enthusiasm: what kind of haunted house should he build for the girl to stimulate?

"Girl, let's go shopping first, see what materials are available, and say what you like."

Although the conditions are limited, Xiao Yi still wants to build a house that Lin Ling likes as much as possible.

"The master said no need, just find out the abacus."

After woo woo woo finished speaking, Lin Ling also rolled up his sleeves hehehe, since he had nothing to do anyway, it was time to develop a relationship with Abacus.

Seeing Lin Ling wanting to do something again, Xiao Yi became a little interested.

That's okay, it's usually fun to play with this girl, and it will save her from always being so troublesome at critical moments.

Immediately, Xiao Yi led Lin Ling to a certain direction.

In order to prevent troubles caused by abacus, Xiao Yi was careful at the very beginning.When using You Yan to attack the abacus, I deliberately left a trace on him, and now it just comes in handy.

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Soon, the two found the abacus wandering nearby, arguing with a bunch of people.

"You bedbugs!"

Abacus didn't expect that those bureaucrats in the past have become Fengdu ghosts now, so when they met, they couldn't hold back, pointing at their noses and yelling.

Ghost Three: "Oh, we're all dead, I'm really curious, how can you let us have a bad death?"

Ghost Four: "Tsk tsk tsk, what a pity! The big red man in front of His Majesty will end up with us now!"

Ghost Five: "Really? Why do I think he is worse than us? He dedicated himself to the court, but the result? He only got the reputation of being greedy for life and afraid of death."

Ghost Six: "Hey~~ Don't talk about it, we still have to thank him, if he didn't bite people like a mad dog back then, we wouldn't be able to share the same hatred.

Speaking of it, we, the important officials of the court, can be so united, this abacus is indispensable. "

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After a few ghostly sentences, before they finished speaking, Abacus jumped on him with red eyes: "You bunch of bugs! I will fight with you!"

Just now, these bugs told him that after his death, these people quickly embezzled the treasury.

By the time the court found out, it was too late, and these people had already used the wealth to establish their own power.

After that, these people forcibly emptied the Holy Majesty's power and used the royal family as a tool for them to make money.

How can the abacus accept this?

How could the small body of the abacus compete with the other fat and strong ghosts?So, within a few strokes, the abacus could only shrink to the ground, being kicked and stepped on.

Abacus, who can only be beaten, couldn't help but hysterically said: "The reason why His Majesty was called a fool is all because of you!"

"So what? Who made him want to do something to us? Originally, we were honestly our ministers, so what's wrong with him being his emperor carefree?

As a result, he insisted that water can carry a boat and overturn it, and he must make the people rich.

That's good, let's let him understand that the water doesn't just refer to the common people, we court officials are the great river that supports the country. "

After the third ghost finished speaking, the rest of the ghosts nodded.

They will do this, isn't it forced by the holy majesty and the abacus, is it possible to make them foolishly wait for the holy decree to kill their nine clans?

Therefore, the abacus, where all the talent points are based on the abacus, can neither beat nor beat those fat ghosts, so they can only yell intermittently: "You guys will die!"

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"The master said, I didn't expect this abacus to become such a poor ghost."

Lin Ling sighed.

"Poor people must have something to hate."

Xiao Yi applied the wise words without distraction.

From Xiao Yi's point of view, the reason why the abacus and His Majesty that he was thinking of ended up in such an end, it's just that they are not capable enough and have too much ambition.

Society is inherently cannibalistic, not to mention the supreme center of power.

"The master said, it doesn't matter if the ghost is beaten anyway, let's go to other places to see."

Regardless of whether the abacus is pitiful or hateful, anyway, Lin Ling thinks that at least he is pretty miserable now, so it is better not to use his remaining few golden abacus.

It's just that although Lin Ling wanted to let go of the abacus, he didn't seem to be too happy.

"Master, you have to decide for me!"

It's probably because Wuwuwu usually yells one master at a time, so Suanpanzi doesn't feel ashamed when he yells like this.

When the abacus shouted, the group of fat ghosts immediately looked at Xiao Lin and the two, and then surrounded Xiao Yi aggressively.

Ghost Four: "Oh, I heard that right, that abacus that is loyal to the Holy One has changed its owner!"

Ghost Five: "Tsk tsk tsk, looking at this appearance, it does have some meaning, but unfortunately, the vision is not very good."

Ghost Six: "Well, I'll give you a chance to bark three times like a dog, and then crawl under Ghost Three's crotch, and we'll let you go today."

After Ghost Six finished speaking, the fat ghosts couldn't help laughing.

Gui San lifted up his robe cooperatively, and then coaxed Lin Ling with mischievous eyebrows: "You are a pretty girl, do you want to recognize me as a godfather, who will take you to eat and drink spicy food?"

After Ghost Three finished speaking, the fat ghosts burst into laughter again.

Xiao Yi, who was offended, was just about to make a move when he saw a careless girl floating in front of Gui San, and then asked obediently: "Damn, do you want pocket money?"

Gui San, who was tickled by Lin Lingruanru's voice, immediately stared straight and replied: "Give it!"

In order to let Lin Ling understand that he is an authentic God of Wealth and Ghost, Gui San hastily panned for gold on his body after speaking.

However, just as he took out some golden light, he felt a pain in his lower body.

Lin Ling in front of her innocently withdrew her foot, tilted her head to look at Gui San and blinked a few times, then suddenly her expression changed, and she roared: "Then hurry up and hand over all the valuable things to my old lady!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Ling left behind a few drops of trumpet hazi, and quickly fled behind Xiao Yi.

Damn, talking is really tiring.

Ever since, Lin Ling immediately took out a piece of yellow petal and sniffed it deeply. Fortunately, she was witty and took the sheep by the hand just now.

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　　Xiao Yi: Girl, you did a great job.

　　Lin Ling: Hmph, that is.It's just that you are too stupid. I have said so many times to be cold, but you didn't understand what I meant.

　　Xiao Yi: If I can understand this, there is a ghost.

　　Lin Ling: Aren't there ghosts everywhere?
　　Xiao Yi: ...

　　Xiao Yi: Girl, who taught you Chinese?
　　Lin Ling: You taught me.

　　Xiao Yi: All right, my fault.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)