The Emperor of Roman Theory is crooked to the top
Chapter 485 Competition 2
Chapter 485 Competition II
"Presumably everyone knows that in order to pluck the moon from the sky for Princess Ya, the son-in-law dug a deep pit on purpose. After surrounding it with a jade rabbit screen, he poured hot water into the pit and sprinkled it with laurel flowers. Holding Princess Ya, playing the moon in the water.
Therefore, our second round of competition naturally revolved around this point.
Presumably everyone also understands that it is very difficult for a scholar to dig a big hole by himself.Therefore, in order to ensure that the atmosphere is romantic enough, how to make the bright moonlight and the bath water in the small pit complement each other is very important.
Therefore, the content of our second round of competition is to dig an intoxicating pit, and there is only one requirement, that is, not to use force. "
As soon as the host finished speaking, the audience immediately erupted.
In the past few years, because every event is the same, everyone's enthusiasm for the event has dropped a lot, and there is no such thing as the previous scene of emptying the streets.
This year, because the organizers repeatedly emphasized that the event was very novel, they came to watch it with a skeptical attitude.
Didn't expect it to be true!
As long as I think of those scholars who are so angry with the world and don't seem to need to eat grains, they have to dig holes with shovels, and some old men can't help blowing their whistles.
But how can it be possible to eat enough just by eating pen and ink?
So after arriving at the designated site, these contestants immediately picked up various tools skillfully and began to dig holes.
Only Xiao Yi and An Yan remained where they were, looking like they were sure of winning.
"How do you feel? I heard that you are a veteran in this field. Otherwise, I will let you in this round."
An Yan joked.
"Row."
Xiao Yi nodded, it's not that he wanted to show it, it's just that he couldn't do such a thing as asking a girl to dig a hole.
As soon as Xiao Yi walked to the designated pit, a white-faced scholar said in a strange tone: "Isn't this the winner of the first round? This winner made an exception and went on to participate in the second round of competition alone.
As someone who has experienced it, let me tell you that you must be humble in life, and don't expose all your abilities foolishly.
The most important thing is that a strong team is really strong, and a person's ability always has a limit.
Even if you really win the first place and gain the right to enter the deep part of the Princess Tomb, so what?
Could it be that you really thought that you could lead such three people to solve the ten-thousand-year mystery of the Princess Tomb by yourself? "
The white-faced scholar speaks earnestly.
"Thank you for your kind reminder, but I have no plans to change teammates for the time being."
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he casually picked up a hoe.
"you!"
His mind was exposed, and the white-faced scholar blushed suddenly.
Indeed, because Xiao Yi and An Yan's performance in the first round was too amazing, and Lin Ling and Yun Liu looked like they were eating soft food, he couldn't help thinking about it.
It is the normal state of the world to choose a tree to live in.
But he didn't expect that his idea would be seen through by the man opposite.
The white-faced scholar just wanted to refute himself, when he bumped into a pair of calm eyes.
For a moment, the white-faced scholar seemed to have fallen into a pool of stagnant water, unable to sink or float, unable to move.
"Heh, then I wish you the best of luck!"
After being shocked into a cold sweat, the white-faced scholar stubbornly dropped a yin and yang sentence, and then returned to his own site to continue digging.
Just as Xiao Yi was rolling up his sleeves and planning to hoe the day at noon, the host suddenly said, "What happened? Xiao Yan's penicillin team actually asked to change players at this time?
Be aware that players who are replaced in the middle of the competition will lose their qualifications.
Could it be!Is it because Contestant An Yan used sorcery just now, causing physical exhaustion?
Oh, this is really sad news.I don't know which members of Xiao Yan's penicillin team will be sent to play, and whether they can turn the tide!
Let us wait and see! "
Bound by the host's rhythm, the auditorium boiled up again, and everyone's eyes kept turning to Lin Ling and the three of them.
At this moment, a mass of spring greenery bloomed on Xiao Yi's head, and at the same time, a beautiful and auspicious sound roared: "Little boy, your old man is here to help you! Oh oh oh Whoa whoa whoa whoa~~"
Wuwuwu, who had finally recovered from the thunder calamity, shouted excitedly, and could no longer control the prehistoric power in his body, and crawled around the whole field, and there were piles of descendants wherever he went.
·
Seeing the garden full of greenery opened up for Xiao Yi, the other contestants protested with jealousy: "This is a foul!"
However, this is useless.
How could such a visual feast be punished?
"The competition only stipulates that force cannot be used, but it does not stipulate that black magic cannot be used."
The host only cares about whether the game he hosts is popular or not. As for who takes the first place, it has nothing to do with him.
But the host's explanation could not convince these contestants, so they still wanted to argue: "But..."
"Anyone who is not satisfied with this rule can leave now."
The host looked indifferent.
These contestants are all old faces. To be honest, the audience has long been tired of watching them.
·
It was another old man who was green again, Xiao Yi picked up Wuwuwu and said, "You are here to dig a hole, I'll give you the shovel."
"That's not true, digging holes is your old profession, so it's up to you to do it, and it's what you should do when you come up.
You don’t want to throw away the bay osmanthus for a while, just throw the woo woo, woo woo is very fun, so don’t look for other flowers and plants. "
Wuwuwu finished speaking, desperately rubbing Xiao Yi's fingers, showing cuteness.
It's so cute, can't it be the only grass in the team?
"Hehe, you dare to say it."
Feeling a sticky piece on his finger, Xiao Yi immediately withdrew his hand, and used You Yan to burn the offspring in his hand until there was no bones left.
Seeing that his descendants were completely despised, Wuwuwu was not sad, but he said with enthusiasm: "That is, Wuwuwu is now a water plant that has been baptized by thunder, so naturally it has the capital of arrogance."
"Then what abilities have you increased?"
Xiao Yi asked with a face.
"The master said, as long as you know how to eat raw, it's fine, so I ate the new ability directly."
Wuwuwu said very proudly.
"eaten?"
Xiao Yi was a little surprised, can this be eaten?
"Hey hey hey, you don't understand this, woo woo woo is a single cell, so if the ability is not absorbed into the cell, it will be eaten by the colony around me."
Wuwuwu said that its abilities have been eaten by its descendants.
But it doesn't matter, according to the owner, the abilities of future generations belong to it.
"It should be that you can't eat new skills."
Xiao Yi directly exposed the truth of the matter.
"Little one, you are so annoying. I want to tell the master that you are molesting me."
Wuwuwu said, Xiao Yi, hurry up and beg me.
"Go, you don't have to come up after you leave."
Xiao Yi looked calm, who would believe this?
The threat failed, Wuwuwu said aggrievedly: "Okay, I will keep it secret for you, you dig a hole quickly."
Do you think I'm very witty, I used this way to tell you about the relationship between the son-in-law and Princess Ya~~
Also, I especially dislike dealing with eccentric people.Because I can't understand what they mean, can't I put a question mark in the irony?Really, that's hard to communicate.
(End of this chapter)
"Presumably everyone knows that in order to pluck the moon from the sky for Princess Ya, the son-in-law dug a deep pit on purpose. After surrounding it with a jade rabbit screen, he poured hot water into the pit and sprinkled it with laurel flowers. Holding Princess Ya, playing the moon in the water.
Therefore, our second round of competition naturally revolved around this point.
Presumably everyone also understands that it is very difficult for a scholar to dig a big hole by himself.Therefore, in order to ensure that the atmosphere is romantic enough, how to make the bright moonlight and the bath water in the small pit complement each other is very important.
Therefore, the content of our second round of competition is to dig an intoxicating pit, and there is only one requirement, that is, not to use force. "
As soon as the host finished speaking, the audience immediately erupted.
In the past few years, because every event is the same, everyone's enthusiasm for the event has dropped a lot, and there is no such thing as the previous scene of emptying the streets.
This year, because the organizers repeatedly emphasized that the event was very novel, they came to watch it with a skeptical attitude.
Didn't expect it to be true!
As long as I think of those scholars who are so angry with the world and don't seem to need to eat grains, they have to dig holes with shovels, and some old men can't help blowing their whistles.
But how can it be possible to eat enough just by eating pen and ink?
So after arriving at the designated site, these contestants immediately picked up various tools skillfully and began to dig holes.
Only Xiao Yi and An Yan remained where they were, looking like they were sure of winning.
"How do you feel? I heard that you are a veteran in this field. Otherwise, I will let you in this round."
An Yan joked.
"Row."
Xiao Yi nodded, it's not that he wanted to show it, it's just that he couldn't do such a thing as asking a girl to dig a hole.
As soon as Xiao Yi walked to the designated pit, a white-faced scholar said in a strange tone: "Isn't this the winner of the first round? This winner made an exception and went on to participate in the second round of competition alone.
As someone who has experienced it, let me tell you that you must be humble in life, and don't expose all your abilities foolishly.
The most important thing is that a strong team is really strong, and a person's ability always has a limit.
Even if you really win the first place and gain the right to enter the deep part of the Princess Tomb, so what?
Could it be that you really thought that you could lead such three people to solve the ten-thousand-year mystery of the Princess Tomb by yourself? "
The white-faced scholar speaks earnestly.
"Thank you for your kind reminder, but I have no plans to change teammates for the time being."
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he casually picked up a hoe.
"you!"
His mind was exposed, and the white-faced scholar blushed suddenly.
Indeed, because Xiao Yi and An Yan's performance in the first round was too amazing, and Lin Ling and Yun Liu looked like they were eating soft food, he couldn't help thinking about it.
It is the normal state of the world to choose a tree to live in.
But he didn't expect that his idea would be seen through by the man opposite.
The white-faced scholar just wanted to refute himself, when he bumped into a pair of calm eyes.
For a moment, the white-faced scholar seemed to have fallen into a pool of stagnant water, unable to sink or float, unable to move.
"Heh, then I wish you the best of luck!"
After being shocked into a cold sweat, the white-faced scholar stubbornly dropped a yin and yang sentence, and then returned to his own site to continue digging.
Just as Xiao Yi was rolling up his sleeves and planning to hoe the day at noon, the host suddenly said, "What happened? Xiao Yan's penicillin team actually asked to change players at this time?
Be aware that players who are replaced in the middle of the competition will lose their qualifications.
Could it be!Is it because Contestant An Yan used sorcery just now, causing physical exhaustion?
Oh, this is really sad news.I don't know which members of Xiao Yan's penicillin team will be sent to play, and whether they can turn the tide!
Let us wait and see! "
Bound by the host's rhythm, the auditorium boiled up again, and everyone's eyes kept turning to Lin Ling and the three of them.
At this moment, a mass of spring greenery bloomed on Xiao Yi's head, and at the same time, a beautiful and auspicious sound roared: "Little boy, your old man is here to help you! Oh oh oh Whoa whoa whoa whoa~~"
Wuwuwu, who had finally recovered from the thunder calamity, shouted excitedly, and could no longer control the prehistoric power in his body, and crawled around the whole field, and there were piles of descendants wherever he went.
·
Seeing the garden full of greenery opened up for Xiao Yi, the other contestants protested with jealousy: "This is a foul!"
However, this is useless.
How could such a visual feast be punished?
"The competition only stipulates that force cannot be used, but it does not stipulate that black magic cannot be used."
The host only cares about whether the game he hosts is popular or not. As for who takes the first place, it has nothing to do with him.
But the host's explanation could not convince these contestants, so they still wanted to argue: "But..."
"Anyone who is not satisfied with this rule can leave now."
The host looked indifferent.
These contestants are all old faces. To be honest, the audience has long been tired of watching them.
·
It was another old man who was green again, Xiao Yi picked up Wuwuwu and said, "You are here to dig a hole, I'll give you the shovel."
"That's not true, digging holes is your old profession, so it's up to you to do it, and it's what you should do when you come up.
You don’t want to throw away the bay osmanthus for a while, just throw the woo woo, woo woo is very fun, so don’t look for other flowers and plants. "
Wuwuwu finished speaking, desperately rubbing Xiao Yi's fingers, showing cuteness.
It's so cute, can't it be the only grass in the team?
"Hehe, you dare to say it."
Feeling a sticky piece on his finger, Xiao Yi immediately withdrew his hand, and used You Yan to burn the offspring in his hand until there was no bones left.
Seeing that his descendants were completely despised, Wuwuwu was not sad, but he said with enthusiasm: "That is, Wuwuwu is now a water plant that has been baptized by thunder, so naturally it has the capital of arrogance."
"Then what abilities have you increased?"
Xiao Yi asked with a face.
"The master said, as long as you know how to eat raw, it's fine, so I ate the new ability directly."
Wuwuwu said very proudly.
"eaten?"
Xiao Yi was a little surprised, can this be eaten?
"Hey hey hey, you don't understand this, woo woo woo is a single cell, so if the ability is not absorbed into the cell, it will be eaten by the colony around me."
Wuwuwu said that its abilities have been eaten by its descendants.
But it doesn't matter, according to the owner, the abilities of future generations belong to it.
"It should be that you can't eat new skills."
Xiao Yi directly exposed the truth of the matter.
"Little one, you are so annoying. I want to tell the master that you are molesting me."
Wuwuwu said, Xiao Yi, hurry up and beg me.
"Go, you don't have to come up after you leave."
Xiao Yi looked calm, who would believe this?
The threat failed, Wuwuwu said aggrievedly: "Okay, I will keep it secret for you, you dig a hole quickly."
Do you think I'm very witty, I used this way to tell you about the relationship between the son-in-law and Princess Ya~~
Also, I especially dislike dealing with eccentric people.Because I can't understand what they mean, can't I put a question mark in the irony?Really, that's hard to communicate.
(End of this chapter)
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