The Emperor of Roman Theory is crooked to the top

Chapter 486 The Essence of Digging a Pit

Xiao Yi raised his hoe.

"Watch~~"

The audience opened their eyes wide and looked at the hoe.

Xiao Yi paused, but it was only for a moment, and the next moment he went down with the hoe freely.

"Watch~~"

The audience opened their mouths wide and looked towards the ground.

This time, Xiao Yi didn't pay attention to the fiery stares of the melon-eaters, and brought back the hoe.

It's just that, unlike these local scholars, Xiao Yi really doesn't understand the heart of a hoe.

So the next moment, Xiao Yi not only raised dust, but also picked out some pieces of earth and stone.

"Watch~~"

Now the nostrils of the audience are all open. Sure enough, this seemingly ordinary move actually hides a mystery.

However, when the audience looked towards the ground again:

"Just one hole."

"Yes, a very common pit."

"This is impossible!"

"Yes, this must be the one, hitting the cow in the air, don't look at the ground, it has been empty inside."

"It's a lie, I don't believe it, he's just playing tricks."

"What a lie, then why did you say he did that just now? Could it be that you want to say that he can't hoe the ground?"

"Yes, do you think this is possible? Even those royal nobles, in order to better explore the tomb, who hasn't honed their hoeing skills since childhood?"

"I still don't believe it. He just used black magic, so he must have made a fool of himself to make it like this!"

"Oh, you really can't see others."

"That's right, don't think we don't know. Although you always say that the son-in-law is too embarrassing for a man, every time you get drunk, why don't you cry and want a Princess Ya?"

"You guys! You don't know that I have been a hoe for 30 years, and you still dare to question my vision."

"You are a bachelor's hoe, can you compare with the poetic and picturesque hoe of a son-in-law?"

"I don't believe in this evil today. Since you all think I'm talking nonsense, let's go and see it now!"

"Go, go, first agree that if you talk nonsense, then let your hoe accompany you for another thirty years!"

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So, under the fierce debate between the pro-Xiao faction and the anti-Xiao faction, as well as the incitement of many people who eat melons, a large group of people rushed to the competition venue.

The host winked and didn't say a word to stop, but ordered people to get some more hoes.

But even so, the hoes brought up were not enough for this swarm of bees.

Therefore, these big bosses turned their attention to the hoes in the hands of those contestants.

"Bring the hoe, can you get this thing if you chop a chicken for nothing?"

"Don't go too far!"

"That is, if you want to see the pit dug by Yiming, then just let one person come up to dig it. It's lawless for all of you to come up here!"

Seeing that the hoe was snatched away, the contestants could only look to the host for help.

"Hehe, this event is meant to be participated by all the people, so isn't this in line with the purpose of the event?"

The host said cunningly.

In previous years, because they were framed by the image of the son-in-law, only these literati and students actively participated in the competition.

But at this moment, these big old men who usually only like to watch girls talk about mountains and rivers, all enthusiastically joined this event.

This might become a reformation for their son-in-law city!
Due to the large number of people and not enough staff to manage the order, the whole scene was extremely chaotic, and those spectators who lacked a sense of direction or simply came up to join in the fun began to dig holes everywhere.

When the dust cleared and everyone was exhausted, a huge pit appeared in front of everyone.

"Look, I'm not wrong, Yiming really dug a big hole."

"Nonsense, we obviously dug this."

"Who told you and us? It was Yiming who dug. We just dug away the soil on the surface!"

"That's right, otherwise you can find out the soil we dug up!"

"How do I know where the soil is? Anyway, I dug this hole. Look at the lines, only I can dig it out!"

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So, the two factions argued again.

Although the host wanted Xiao Yi to win, it was difficult to stop Youyou's mouth by opening the back door so clearly.

Therefore, the host had no choice but to ask Xiao Yi: "Yi Ming contestant? Did you dig this hole?"

While talking, the host winked at Xiao Yi, reminding him to admit it quickly.

"No."

Xiao Yi shook his head.

If you admit this, don't you admit that you used force and made a foul?

It's just that Xiao Yi's simple words have been conspired again.

"Humility, it's really too modest. I really hope that the scholars here can learn from Yiming, and don't always have their nostrils higher than the sky."

"Heh, you guys can really say anything. Since he admits it, it means he lost this competition."

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Seeing that the two waves of people could quarrel for a long time about everything, Xiao Yi said: "Everyone, although I didn't dig this hole entirely, I also did my part. Since the truth cannot be verified now, then How about we try another way?"

"How to compare?"

"Since the content of the competition is to dig a pit full of artistic conception, then we simply compete with who can make this pit more artistic conception."

Xiao Yi felt that compared to digging a hole, this comparison was not only worry-free, but also much more high-end.

Hearing this, all the contestants nodded their heads, after all, digging holes is not their strong point.

Just when Xiao Yi was about to let these scholars start their performance first, he saw that they had all ran out of the stage, raised a big fire, stuffed a pile of firewood, and boiled water sexually.

Xiao Yi: "..."

Seeing Xiao Yi standing still, one of the contestants said, "What are you doing standing there? Hurry up and boil the bath water!"

"Xiao Yiyi, hurry up and burn it, otherwise the water in the pit will be cold by the time you finish boiling a tank of water! Your Princess Ya is about to catch a cold!"

Lin Ling gloated and reminded Xiao Yi not to burn for a long time, the water in the pit was still cold.

"GDP, it's a pity that your You Yan can only sterilize but not heat."

Yun Liu said without back pain by speaking that even if Xiao Yi used Youyan, it would only burn and cool down.

"I really appreciate you both for this kind reminder."

Xiao Yi really didn't know how to face these two people.If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't let the only reliable An Yan end.

"I know how to boil water!"

"Are there any beauties? If there are beauties, I will burn them!"

"It's a good idea to return a beautiful woman, even if you have a beautiful woman, it's not your turn!"

"I can't touch it, look at the head office!"

"Okay, can I say no? But I suggest you ask the person behind you first if it's okay."

"Who the hell is standing on my body... Wow, wife, let's go to a mandarin duck show together later!"

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In short, these bosses who have come to power are no longer willing to leave the stage, and they rolled up their sleeves and planned to do a big job.

Just when the host wanted to arrange for someone to carry a few more cauldrons, a guard appeared out of nowhere, whispered in the host's ear for a while, and then disappeared again.

　Finally finished writing, so sleepy, go to sleep.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)