The Emperor of Roman Theory is crooked to the top
Chapter 611 Xiao Yi, You Big Idiot
Chapter 611 Xiao Yi, You Big Idiot
"Then you should hurry up."
While urging the chicken breast, he kept pecking at Xiao Yi with his beak, and at the same time, he didn't forget to flap its plump wings and dance his loving little fists towards his chest.
Feeling that he was being spoiled by a fat chicken, the corner of Xiao Yi's mouth twitched.
But before he could throw away the disgusting thing that gave him goosebumps, the murderous laser struck again.
Moreover, it seems that Judgment has surrounded him, and this wave of attacks is extremely dense.
Seeing this, Xiao Yi silently recited the compensation again, then immediately closed his eyes and settled down to perceive it.
Since those who are not compatible will reject him, then those who are compatible will definitely send him an invitation.
At the moment when the killing laser was extremely approaching, Xiao Yi suddenly opened his eyes, and ran towards a certain direction without hesitation.
The closer he got, the lighter Xiao Yi felt, and in the last few steps, his whole body floated up.
Looking at the suspected space teleportation point that suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, Xiao Yi jumped in with a standard hurdle posture without even thinking about it.
The moment Xiao Yi jumped in, the teleportation point closed immediately, and directly blocked the killing laser light back.
Suddenly, a series of mechanical explosions sounded.
Those mechas who were chasing Xiao Yi all the way, as if they were afraid that they would not be broken, turned into egg men one by one, and rushed towards the laser light.
So now the question is, who should pay this huge fine?
What's even more unfortunate is that the teleportation point also blocked these plosive sounds, so that Xiao Yi, who didn't know that he was forced into a catastrophe at the other end, added to the crime-hit and run.
At this time, Xiao Yi, with a look of fun, found that as he kept moving forward, his whole body was shrinking.
"If the girl is here, she will definitely be particularly interested in this."
Xiao Yi felt that it was necessary to bring Lin Ling over for a play.
·
After a while, Xiao Yi arrived at the destination.
Looking at the empty Wushi beach in front of him, Xiao Yi couldn't help wondering: "Is there anyone else?"
"The passage just now was considered a small test, and those tourists who don't see Wushi right will often take a long time to pass through the teleportation point.
Since you can come in so quickly, it means that the Wushi here is a good match for you. "
The chicken breast patted Xiao Yi's chest, indicating that he was doing well.
Looking at the large black stones close at hand, Xiao Yi couldn't help but step forward and said, "I should be able to choose the black stones now, right?"
"Wait, you can't go this way, you must strictly follow the sightseeing route! Otherwise, you will be fined 500 for one step, and 5000 for one second. Those who refuse to correct their mistakes will be doubled once."
According to Chicken Breast, this shortest straight line is expensive in keeping with the time-is-money philosophy.
"You guys really know how to play."
Xiao Yi expressed his admiration, Baba Continent is really the place he has seen with the most money-making ability.
"That's right, isn't this place just for fun? You must not underestimate these sightseeing routes. It is no exaggeration to say that the sightseeing routes in those places with high popularity are at least tens of kilometers long."
While talking about the chicken breast, he was gesticulating with his wings, not to mention how proud he was.
"Then do you still want to say that this sightseeing route is full of special stalls, and only those who consume a certain amount are eligible to purchase those black stones?"
Xiao Yi said that they are all routines.
"How can this be, how can you say that, how can we do that kind of thing that forces tourists to spend?
However, for tourists who support this tourism industry, we will naturally give corresponding discounts.As long as the consumption amount reaches the corresponding gear, you can get the corresponding Wushi discount.
Do you know how much discount you can get?[-]% off! "
The chicken breast is called chicken blood, and the frantically flapping little wings fly the whole chicken body up.
Hearing this, Xiao Yi had such an expression as expected, then glanced at the straight road and asked: "Then what was it just now?"
"Those are all to maintain order, that is the rule, of course it has to be enforced."
The chicken breast beat Xiao Yi's chest again with love's small fists, to show his deep grievance.
There is no rule without rules, don't you understand?
How dare Xiao Yi, such a fool, question the abilities of the three great families of the plane system?
stupid stupid stupid!
"Oh."
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he threw the chicken breast out of his pocket. It didn't hurt, but he just hated it.
Seeing Xiao Yi walking forward quickly, Chicken Breast immediately followed up with two small chicken feet, and at the same time said eagerly: "Go slowly, there is a speed limit here.
However, I can scan out those speed points for you. However, I still suggest you not to go too fast. Many of them should be interval speed tests. "
Hearing this, Xiao Yi staggered and said weakly, "Where's the speed limit sign?"
"It's all in my heart."
At the moment of entering the scenic spot, the guide can automatically download and share the free file - "Wushi Paradise Management Regulations Version XXXX".
So now, its chicken breast is the most reliable navigation chicken.
Seeing the smelly look of the chicken breast, Xiao Yi couldn't help gnashing his teeth and said, "Do you dare to explain everything at once, huh?"
"Don't dare, if I say it all at once, wouldn't you be able to settle accounts with me without any worries?"
Chicken breast means that it not only has well-developed chest muscles, but also has well-developed brains.
"..."
Xiao Yi felt that he was really depraved, and now he was so destitute that he was talking nonsense with a chicken.
Seeing that no matter how much he flaunted his literary talents, Xiao Yi stopped talking to him, and the chicken breast immediately felt wronged again.
"Do you understand? Do you know how much a stone can be sold for? And do you know how much the entire tourism chain that has developed around it can earn?
And the money can be used to better develop the Baba Continent, so as to improve the quality of life of everyone here!
How come you don't understand so much?I know money is money, money is gone and I can make money, but my family, An Chen, finally found a man who looks right! "
The more the chicken breast talked, the more wronged it became. It talked so much with Xiao Yi, and it just wanted to enhance the friendship between An Chen and Xiao Yi.
It would be even better if the two of them can be as close as An Yan and Lin Ling in the future.
As a result, this Xiao Yi didn't understand his good intentions at all.
stupid stupid stupid!
Seeing the chicken breast hugging her feet and weeping bitterly, Xiao Yi was overwhelmed.
Why is An Chen's guide so inexplicable?
Seeing that the chicken breast was going to stain its snot bubbles on his trousers, Xiao Yi finally couldn't hold back and kicked it away.
However, seeing the chicken breast laying on the ground and only sobbing, Xiao Yi, who had no guide, had no choice but to compromise: "Sorry, I probably can't make a contribution to the Baba Continent that you miss so much."
Xiao Yi felt that Lin Ling was probably a virgin who spread wealth.Otherwise, why hasn't he been rich since he was a dignified president after hanging out with her?
small theater
Lin Ling: I didn't expect chicken breast to be like this.
An Chen: What's wrong?Chicken breast was fine.
Xiao Yi: I didn't expect An Chen to like this tune.
An Yan: Don't speak ill of my brother.
Yunliu: Don't blame him. Although he is a nice person, like me, he is famous for having no friends.
(End of this chapter)
"Then you should hurry up."
While urging the chicken breast, he kept pecking at Xiao Yi with his beak, and at the same time, he didn't forget to flap its plump wings and dance his loving little fists towards his chest.
Feeling that he was being spoiled by a fat chicken, the corner of Xiao Yi's mouth twitched.
But before he could throw away the disgusting thing that gave him goosebumps, the murderous laser struck again.
Moreover, it seems that Judgment has surrounded him, and this wave of attacks is extremely dense.
Seeing this, Xiao Yi silently recited the compensation again, then immediately closed his eyes and settled down to perceive it.
Since those who are not compatible will reject him, then those who are compatible will definitely send him an invitation.
At the moment when the killing laser was extremely approaching, Xiao Yi suddenly opened his eyes, and ran towards a certain direction without hesitation.
The closer he got, the lighter Xiao Yi felt, and in the last few steps, his whole body floated up.
Looking at the suspected space teleportation point that suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, Xiao Yi jumped in with a standard hurdle posture without even thinking about it.
The moment Xiao Yi jumped in, the teleportation point closed immediately, and directly blocked the killing laser light back.
Suddenly, a series of mechanical explosions sounded.
Those mechas who were chasing Xiao Yi all the way, as if they were afraid that they would not be broken, turned into egg men one by one, and rushed towards the laser light.
So now the question is, who should pay this huge fine?
What's even more unfortunate is that the teleportation point also blocked these plosive sounds, so that Xiao Yi, who didn't know that he was forced into a catastrophe at the other end, added to the crime-hit and run.
At this time, Xiao Yi, with a look of fun, found that as he kept moving forward, his whole body was shrinking.
"If the girl is here, she will definitely be particularly interested in this."
Xiao Yi felt that it was necessary to bring Lin Ling over for a play.
·
After a while, Xiao Yi arrived at the destination.
Looking at the empty Wushi beach in front of him, Xiao Yi couldn't help wondering: "Is there anyone else?"
"The passage just now was considered a small test, and those tourists who don't see Wushi right will often take a long time to pass through the teleportation point.
Since you can come in so quickly, it means that the Wushi here is a good match for you. "
The chicken breast patted Xiao Yi's chest, indicating that he was doing well.
Looking at the large black stones close at hand, Xiao Yi couldn't help but step forward and said, "I should be able to choose the black stones now, right?"
"Wait, you can't go this way, you must strictly follow the sightseeing route! Otherwise, you will be fined 500 for one step, and 5000 for one second. Those who refuse to correct their mistakes will be doubled once."
According to Chicken Breast, this shortest straight line is expensive in keeping with the time-is-money philosophy.
"You guys really know how to play."
Xiao Yi expressed his admiration, Baba Continent is really the place he has seen with the most money-making ability.
"That's right, isn't this place just for fun? You must not underestimate these sightseeing routes. It is no exaggeration to say that the sightseeing routes in those places with high popularity are at least tens of kilometers long."
While talking about the chicken breast, he was gesticulating with his wings, not to mention how proud he was.
"Then do you still want to say that this sightseeing route is full of special stalls, and only those who consume a certain amount are eligible to purchase those black stones?"
Xiao Yi said that they are all routines.
"How can this be, how can you say that, how can we do that kind of thing that forces tourists to spend?
However, for tourists who support this tourism industry, we will naturally give corresponding discounts.As long as the consumption amount reaches the corresponding gear, you can get the corresponding Wushi discount.
Do you know how much discount you can get?[-]% off! "
The chicken breast is called chicken blood, and the frantically flapping little wings fly the whole chicken body up.
Hearing this, Xiao Yi had such an expression as expected, then glanced at the straight road and asked: "Then what was it just now?"
"Those are all to maintain order, that is the rule, of course it has to be enforced."
The chicken breast beat Xiao Yi's chest again with love's small fists, to show his deep grievance.
There is no rule without rules, don't you understand?
How dare Xiao Yi, such a fool, question the abilities of the three great families of the plane system?
stupid stupid stupid!
"Oh."
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he threw the chicken breast out of his pocket. It didn't hurt, but he just hated it.
Seeing Xiao Yi walking forward quickly, Chicken Breast immediately followed up with two small chicken feet, and at the same time said eagerly: "Go slowly, there is a speed limit here.
However, I can scan out those speed points for you. However, I still suggest you not to go too fast. Many of them should be interval speed tests. "
Hearing this, Xiao Yi staggered and said weakly, "Where's the speed limit sign?"
"It's all in my heart."
At the moment of entering the scenic spot, the guide can automatically download and share the free file - "Wushi Paradise Management Regulations Version XXXX".
So now, its chicken breast is the most reliable navigation chicken.
Seeing the smelly look of the chicken breast, Xiao Yi couldn't help gnashing his teeth and said, "Do you dare to explain everything at once, huh?"
"Don't dare, if I say it all at once, wouldn't you be able to settle accounts with me without any worries?"
Chicken breast means that it not only has well-developed chest muscles, but also has well-developed brains.
"..."
Xiao Yi felt that he was really depraved, and now he was so destitute that he was talking nonsense with a chicken.
Seeing that no matter how much he flaunted his literary talents, Xiao Yi stopped talking to him, and the chicken breast immediately felt wronged again.
"Do you understand? Do you know how much a stone can be sold for? And do you know how much the entire tourism chain that has developed around it can earn?
And the money can be used to better develop the Baba Continent, so as to improve the quality of life of everyone here!
How come you don't understand so much?I know money is money, money is gone and I can make money, but my family, An Chen, finally found a man who looks right! "
The more the chicken breast talked, the more wronged it became. It talked so much with Xiao Yi, and it just wanted to enhance the friendship between An Chen and Xiao Yi.
It would be even better if the two of them can be as close as An Yan and Lin Ling in the future.
As a result, this Xiao Yi didn't understand his good intentions at all.
stupid stupid stupid!
Seeing the chicken breast hugging her feet and weeping bitterly, Xiao Yi was overwhelmed.
Why is An Chen's guide so inexplicable?
Seeing that the chicken breast was going to stain its snot bubbles on his trousers, Xiao Yi finally couldn't hold back and kicked it away.
However, seeing the chicken breast laying on the ground and only sobbing, Xiao Yi, who had no guide, had no choice but to compromise: "Sorry, I probably can't make a contribution to the Baba Continent that you miss so much."
Xiao Yi felt that Lin Ling was probably a virgin who spread wealth.Otherwise, why hasn't he been rich since he was a dignified president after hanging out with her?
small theater
Lin Ling: I didn't expect chicken breast to be like this.
An Chen: What's wrong?Chicken breast was fine.
Xiao Yi: I didn't expect An Chen to like this tune.
An Yan: Don't speak ill of my brother.
Yunliu: Don't blame him. Although he is a nice person, like me, he is famous for having no friends.
(End of this chapter)
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