wear it lord god

Chapter 2206 Guangmen Lintel 7
After finishing drinking, everyone put their bowls on the table and all looked at Liu Yulang and Xining.

Liu Yulang counted silently in his heart: "One, two, three..." As powerful as the hanging pot door, it is enough to count up to seven drugs.

But as he counted, he felt something was wrong. He had already counted to twenty, why didn't anyone fall down?In the end, someone else slapped him awake.

"Why are you in a daze, why don't you hurry up and leave!" The slap on the shoulder hurts, and the words are also threatening.

"Don't worry, after taking this medicine, you will feel a little uncomfortable." Xining didn't seem to see him grinning, and thought it was a friendly and intimate gesture between the two brothers.

"Yes, wait a little longer." Liu Yulang hurriedly followed up.But I thought in my heart, the effect of this medicine is really slow.

I don't feel uncomfortable, it must be a reason, and deliberately delaying time: "What are you waiting for, let's go now."

"Then let's go, don't blame me for not reminding you." Xining picked up the basket.

Seeing that the baskets were full and covered with a piece of cloth, someone couldn't help asking, "What's inside?"

"Of course it's eating, drinking, and changing clothes." Xining blinked, looking a little silly: "The leader will be in for three days, so of course we need to prepare some things and ointment."

One of them went up and looked through two sets of clothes, cakes, sheepskin water bladders, and some bottles and cans, so he nodded, indicating that he was right.

This move made Liu Yulang very unhappy: "Why, why do you doubt me?"

Others don't care about his displeasure, what kind of thing is he, he is not a master in terms of martial arts; It's just a little boy who cheats money and sex, and lives on women.

Of course, in order not to fall out, you still have to coax.After saying a few good words and making some muddy exchanges, we were on our way.

More than 20 people walked on the mountain path mightily.

From full of expectation to doubt, Liu Yulang has passed for such a long time, and it is time for a stick of incense.So he asked Xining who was walking beside him in a low voice, "Why aren't you dizzy yet?"

"This..." Xining scratched the back of his head, "Maybe I took it wrong."

Halo, no mistake!They were not dizzy, but Liu Yulang felt that he was going to faint.Actually took the wrong medicine, do you know what the consequences are, that would be fatal.

Liu Yulang was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, wishing he could strangle this silly girl to death, but he couldn't.Don't say strangled to death, you can't even beat him, who will accompany him to the place where the treasure is placed.Even if he can fight, if he hasn't been beaten yet, those bandits and robbers don't beat him half to death first, it's better to beat him to death and replace him as the head.

Liu Yulang could only lower his voice: "Quickly find a way, otherwise we won't be able to leave."

You must know that people who practice martial arts have better ears than ordinary people. Some people may have heard the word "go" and immediately shouted: "What are you going? Do you want to go?!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Liu Yulang reacted quickly, and immediately quibbled: "I said this road is difficult, when will I get there?"

He also stared and signaled not to talk nonsense.

Xi Ning grabbed Liu Yulang's sleeve: "Master, you want to leave? You can't leave, you still want to inherit the mantle of Xuanhumen, and make the Xuanhumen great, how can you leave!" He looked anxious, even with circles in his eyes All red.It seemed that if he was really afraid of letting go, Liu Yulang would run away.

What a mess, Liu Yulang was stunned for a moment, but he soon came back to his senses, it was a mistake.

It doesn't seem like you want to escape, that's right, the treasure is almost in hand, who wants to run at this time.Liu Yulang wanted to eat alone, and he didn't look at how much he weighed, so he wouldn't have the guts to think about it.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and persuaded neatly: "Girl, don't worry, you misheard, why don't you hurry up and make amends."

The perfunctory apology can be regarded as giving Liu Yulang face and smoothing things over.Anyway, this girl is stupid and easy to deceive.

But Liu Yulang didn't want to let it go like this. If he treats him like this now, when he gets the treasure out, these guys don't know what to do.

So the road didn't go away, and began to scold: "Is this called an apology? I can't see any sincerity. How much bad water is in your belly, do you think I don't know? This time I let you follow me. Stare at it like a prisoner. Pooh, anyway, the Xuanhumen has a century-old reputation, and I am also the head of the Xuanhumen. I don’t even have any basic respect. Let me go, or I won’t leave.”

After saying that, he sat down where he was, and turned his back to face him, looking angry.

Xining was taken aback, and almost didn't laugh, this guy is too childish.In this case, she also cooperates.

So he also puffed up his cheeks and pretended to be angry: "You are making the head angry, you are all bad people. If you don't leave, the head, I won't go, I won't go today."

This, this, where and what.Sitting on the ground and throwing a temper tantrum, you are treating yourself like a child or an ignorant village girl, who doesn't seem to be in charge.

"Hey, little white wolf, are you addicted to being the leader? I really thought you were a dish..." Just as he said it recklessly, he was stopped by someone.

Now is not the time to head-to-head, the place where the treasure is hidden is not yet known.After angering Liu Yulang, he realized that something had happened, and he really refused to go, so he might have to wait a year.

And that silly girl had been served by Liu Yulang so well, and she had a single mind, so she had already identified this head.Otherwise, if there is something wrong with Liu Yulang, it doesn't matter if Liu Yulang dies.

Since you can't be tough, then be soft: "Master Liu, you know that he is a reckless man, and he has never been able to control his mouth. You don't remember villains, and what he said, you are farting!"

Speaking of this, I don't know who suddenly let out a loud fart.

Liu Yulang rolled his eyes at the speaker: "Fart, I think you are farting..."

There was another loud fart, louder this time, and with a twist.

"Who?" The speaker became annoyed. He was trying to coax people, but this person was making trouble.

"Pfft~~~" Another one, everyone paid attention, now we found the person who farted.

Looking at the gazes from all around, the man's expression was a little unnatural: "I just put one, that's all, I didn't put the previous two."

"Porf~~~" This time it was the speaker himself.The sound was loud and bright, and it stinks, very stinks.

Before they could laugh at him, everyone felt something was wrong with their stomachs, and they began to have cramps, and then there were loud or dull indescribable sounds, one after another.

"Oh, it can't be done." A group of mobs clutched their stomachs and ran to the nearby woods and behind the trees.Some people didn't have time to run to the shelter, and they didn't care about the three sevens and twenty ones. They untied their belts in a hurry, squatted down on the spot, let go and pulled, and blew thousands of miles.

Liu Yulang, who was still lying on the ground, stared dumbfounded at the group of people who had surrounded him, and they all ran to the tuba.The sound and smell, blowing with the wind, is very ecstasy.

Hearing Xining's voice, he casually felt a little stunned: "Oh, it seems that I did take the wrong laxative."

(End of this chapter)