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Chapter 439 Zhao Rong: 2 sentences high and low
Chapter 439 Zhao Rong: Two sentences of high and low
Su Xiaoxiao was considering the appropriate words in her heart, preparing to persuade Zhao Rong.
At this time, when she heard about the problem, her little head suddenly buried, and she picked up the little rice bowl and started messing around.
Who is the prettiest?
With the chopsticks in Su Xiaoxiao's hand, she desperately rushed the steaming white rice into her mouth.
At the same time, the cute fox eyes turned up slightly, looking at a lover who said she was the most beautiful and lovely when coaxing her to eat his sweets.
The little fox demon who loves red clothes more than Lang doesn't blink her eyes.
The peach cheeks are getting more and more bulging.
The mouth is full of white rice, and I am not afraid of choking to death...
Is there the first little fox demon who choked to death in the history of the Suhu clan?leave him alone...
Su Xiaoxiao: ~(>_<)~
On the other side, under the dining table, Concubine Zhao Ling's plain hand, which was about to grab Mr. Fu's sleeve, quietly put it down and put it back on the jade leg.
Immediately afterwards, this bare hand lightly wrinkled the fabric of the lotus-pink dress on her leg, and then lifted it up again, pinched the chopsticks, and followed it carefully with a bare hand.
Concubine Zhao Ling took a mouthful of food and put it in the rice bowl that was frozen in the air in the husband's hand.
During this period, apart from raising her autumn eyes at the beginning and looking at Zhao Rong who seemed to be embarrassed, Concubine Zhao Ling kept her eyes slightly down the whole time, staring at her husband's favorite dishes on the chopsticks.
After picking up the dishes, she turned her head and glanced at the many delicacies on the table as if nothing had happened.
It seems that I am thinking about what to eat for my husband next...
Concubine Zhao Ling pursed her vermilion lips, and remained silent beside Zhao Rong.
Well, it seems that I am afraid of disturbing my husband to think of a correct answer that is fair, just, unquestionable, and has something to say.
A young Confucian scholar: ...
A little far away from the table, facing Zhao Rong who insisted not to drink Bingniang wine before, Zhu Yourong was about to open her lips, but the next second, after hearing the question from shopkeeper Zhao, she turned her head slightly without pausing , said to Bingniang with a smile:
"My host's cooking skills are really good."
At the end of the sentence, Zhu Yourong tasted another dish with a smile on her lips, and then she turned her head to look at the old-fashioned girl beside her.
I saw Yu Huaijin chewing the rice quietly and carefully from beginning to end.
No food.
As a result, the woman in Confucianism shirt also saw that the wise and thoughtful were all speechless.
She lowered her head slightly, took the bowl to eat, chewed her cheeks a few times, raised her eyes from time to time, and glanced at Zhao Rong with a smile on her lips.
Zhu Yourong, who has always been elegant and calm, showed a slightly curious look on his face, as if he was unaware of the strangely quiet atmosphere during the dinner, and was looking forward to someone's next words...
On the other side, Li Xueyou, who was eating with a little transparent and quiet person before, had his ears perked up, then quietly raised his head and glanced at Zhao Rong...
However, on the court at this moment, facing this question suddenly raised by Zhao Xifu, unlike the others, Zhao Qian's reaction was very flat.
Similar to a certain old-fashioned girl.
Zhao Qian'er glanced at the dignified and virtuous young lady serving food for someone, curled her lips.
Hmph, since there is a young lady here, she must be ranked second no matter what.
Even when he asked Brother Rong who was more beautiful, she or Miss, when they were intimate in private before, he swore that they were both beautiful.
But a big pig's trotter is a big pig's trotter, and they grew up together, how could the little girl not know him?
Little Qian'er has already seen through everything, she is so sensible that it makes people feel distressed...
Huh, she's just a second lady, how can she compare to someone's eldest lady... Zhao Qian'er thought sourly, and sucked her little nose, but suddenly, she let out a light snort, and glanced at Zhao Rong.
Brother Rong didn't rush to answer right away, was he...hesitating?It's not like him.
Zhao Qian'er had some doubts, but immediately she snorted twice, oh well, the little girl took pleasure in other's misfortunes and went to aim at a certain big pig's hooves...
Right now, facing the gazes of all the women, who either acted nonchalantly, or were direct and undisguised,
Zhao Rong's hand holding the wine glass trembled twice.
There are waves on the surface of this glass of Bingniang wine, but compared with the storm in someone's heart lake, they are nothing...
Good guys, you are saving the situation now, what about the strength just now?
Especially you, Zhu Yourong, who you agreed to be both a teacher and a friend, for the sake of your bosom friend... What kind of eyes are you looking at now?Still messing around with Qingjun Xiaoxiao... Is it because I am afraid that my son will not cool down fast enough?
He couldn't help crying in his heart, complaining all the time.
At this moment, Zhao Rong opened his eyes.
Because I saw a short girl in blue with her hands on her hips, wrinkled her nose, and looked threatening.
Jing Zi looked at him with eyes that were also coercive and threatening.
Zhao Rong was immediately refreshed, no longer obedient, and chose to strike hard!
He stared fiercely at the quiet posture with his eyes shriveled,
Good guy, you little girl doesn't have all her hair, how dare you puff your chest out and threaten me?Cough, is this something you should mix up with? You even dare to step on it, don't talk about small breasts, okay...
The girl in blue was treated as a soft persimmon, but she wasn't the one to admit cowardice, well, at least not when her husband and Sister Yu were present.
So where would she show weakness, she immediately put her hands on her hips, stared back, and muttered:
"Hey Zhao Rong, let me ask you a question, who is the prettiest, tell me quickly."
The two stared at each other.
Zhao Rong curled his lips in disdain, "Kids, don't meddle in adults' affairs, wait, you don't think you have a chance, do you?"
Jingzi: "???"
The little girl yelled: "You are finished, you thief, I will kill you!"
Zhao Rong deliberately delayed the time, with a strange tone in his mouth, showing the three successes of bickering with Gui.
He fanned the flames and said: "Hurry up, those who are coaxed are useless."
Jingzi was furious, before her head realized that this sentence was taking advantage of her inside and out, but she was already dying of anxiety. At this moment, she grabbed the spoon and chopsticks and was about to jump off the chair and fight someone desperately. Decide male and female.
It's just that a certain old-fashioned girl called out in the next second.
"Jingzi. Don't make trouble, eat." Yu Huaijin pulled the girl in blue back to her seat, and the latter hugged her chest and panted, moaning.
Yu Huaijin spoke a few words of comfort, looked up at Zhao Rong, her eyes were meaningful, as if she had seen his intention to change the subject, she shook her head slightly, and said nothing.
It's just that a certain unshaven shopkeeper got impatient.
He waved his hand and muttered:
"Okay, boy, don't talk about me, what about asking you, think about such a simple question for a long time? Who do you think is the most beautiful here!"
Zhao Rong glanced at Zhao Xifu, then looked down at the drink, but didn't say anything immediately.
He felt that this question was simply poisonous, because no matter how he answered it, he would lose half his life...
The most important thing about this question is not who is the most beautiful, but... his 'feeling' and attitude.
What, you ask, isn't there Bingniang present? The shopkeeper Zhao who gave him a hard job is also like a strict wife... Hey, why is it "also", who else is it?
Cough, this is not important, the important thing is that Zhao Rong thinks it is impossible for the treasurer Zhao to be both a strict wife and a fool at the same time, how rare is this?
So is it true that "Sister Bingniang is the most beautiful" can solve this "simple problem"?
Zhao Rong glanced at the calm Zhao Xifu...
At this time, the air in Xia Chong Zhai fell into a brief silence again.
However, Zhao Lingfei, Su Xiaoxiao, Zhu Yourong and other women looked at Zhao Rong without any haste, without any urging or dissatisfaction.
Well, considerately give someone time to think carefully, rigorously research, and organize the most correct words.
Seeing this scene, Zhao Rong turned black.
But of course it is impossible to stare at them like he punched the little girl just now.
The next moment, he turned his head suddenly: "Master Zhao."
Zhao Xifu squinted at him, "What do you want me to do?"
Zhao Rong smiled, "Didn't the shopkeeper say that he likes rules the most? So, is there any rules for this simple question, such as how to judge right from wrong, and what are the rewards and punishments?"
Zhao Xifu frowned slightly, picked up his chopsticks, and picked up a mouthful of food.
He chewed slowly, then looked up at Zhao Rong, and said suddenly:
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. Look at my memory... First of all, I have my own way to know whether what you said is true or not. Then the rules, well, it's very simple, that's it, uncle, I don't feel embarrassed you."
The shopkeeper with a scumbag beard and the appearance of an abducted uncle grinned.
He raised an index finger towards Zhao Rong, and said sincerely:
"You only have one chance, and you can only say one word.
"If it's a lie, I'll throw this glass of wine away.
"If it's true, I'll pour out this glass of wine."
As soon as this remark came out, there was three breaths of silence at the table.
The atmosphere solidified.
In the next second, Zhao Lingfei, Su Xiaoxiao, Zhu Yourong and other girls frowned and turned their heads to look at Zhao Xifu, wondering if they heard it wrong.
Throw away the fake ones, or pour out the real ones?
Even the gentle Bingniang couldn't help it anymore, and said, "Xiao Zhao..."
Zhao Xifu turned his head with a smile, shrugged and interrupted: "Bingbing, this is my wine, I'll order it according to the rules."
Bingniang hesitated to speak, but at this moment, Xiaoqian'er couldn't bear it anymore, and the rice bowl dropped to the table with a thud.
She patted the table with her small hands, stood up, and said angrily: "My good guy, I'm still answering with a hammer. If you don't want to give it, just say it. Is it interesting to respond to people around corners? You just want to hate Brother Rong... Bah Bah, bah, shameless!"
Concubine Zhao Ling, Su Xiaoxiao and Zhu Yourong, several daughters, also frowned dissatisfied, and nodded in agreement when they heard this.
Afterwards, the women who had been looking at "gentle and forceful" all looked at Zhao Rong, who did not change his face, and shook their heads slightly at him.
Instruct Zhao Rong not to force it, the so-called Bingniang wine is not rare among women.
Fan Yushu and Jia Tengying, who had been quietly eating melons and watching the show, also spoke out to comfort their friends.
On the side, Zhao Xifu, who had provoked the anger of many beauties, smiled and remained silent.
He didn't look at Zhao Rong, who was silent after hearing the words, and glanced leisurely across the people at the table.
Zhao Xifu muttered something as if no one was there, then covered his mouth and yawned, reaching out to put away the pitch-black jug, as if he was about to leave.
Zhao Qian'er stood up, with both hands straight on the table, her bulging chest was heaving quite violently.
At this moment, she turned her head suddenly and went to pull Zhao Rong:
"Brother Rong, let's go, we will never come here again, Aunt Bing is really blind to follow him, a miser..."
At this moment, a big hand turned around and gently pressed Xiao Qian'er's hand.
"Finish the meal first." Zhao Rong whispered, pulling Zhao Qian'er to sit down again.
Xiao Qian'er sat on the stool, crossed her chest and turned her face away.
Zhao Rong looked around her and Qingjun Xiaoxiao with a calm expression, and then he shook his head slightly at Bingniang who had an apologetic and guilty expression.
Afterwards, Zhao Rong thought for a while and turned his head.
With a serious expression, he said:
"Shopkeeper Zhao, by the way, is there any difference between pouring the wine and pouring the wine...?"
The tone was a little curious, after all, there are a lot of people in this world who are particular about things.
Zhao Xifu, who was about to leave the banquet with a drink, paused, and looked at the serious questioning expression of the young Confucian scholar in front of him.
He twitched the corner of his mouth, as if he had some interest, and then nodded solemnly:
"Yes. You answer that little question first, and uncle will show you later."
Zhao Xifu paused, grinning at the corner of his mouth, and said sincerely:
"Whether you want to see it poured or drained, you can choose by yourself, just answer the questions as needed. The rules of our Xia Chong Zhai have always been like this... so... hiss..."
The bearded man dressed as the shopkeeper in gray froze, seemingly unable to find words.
Zhao Rong tentatively said, "Humanization?"
"Humanization..." Zhao Xifu chewed, his eyes lit up, "That's right! Our Xiachongzhai rules have always been so humane!"
After the words were spoken freely, he couldn't help but patted Zhao Rong on the shoulder and gave a thumbs up.
Zhao Xifu gave Zhao Rong a very appreciative look, and said with emotion:
"Your boy is worthy of being a student in an academy. You really have a brilliant mind in this area. You uncle is half as heroic and demeanor as you were back then. These two sentences are really good."
Zhao Rong waved his hand modestly, indicating that it would be a piece of cake, nothing to worry about.
"Shopkeeper Zhao is polite." Zhao Rong smiled, and then he raised his hand, cupped his fists at Zhao Xifu, who liked the whole sentence, and said with a smile:
"Later, Xiaosheng will have to observe Master Zhao's teaching of pouring and pouring wine, and he must study hard."
Zhao Xifu grinned jokingly, and waved his hand, "Haha, it's easy to say."
Everyone: "..."
They looked at the two men surnamed Zhao, one big and one young, chatting and laughing in a daze.
The expressions of the two of them can be said to be very speculative chatting, which seems to be a bit of a resentment for seeing each other late.
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
What about the one who agreed to fight against the Black Heart Palm together with the enemy?Why did they suddenly start chatting, good guy, and they even boasted about each other, leaving this to exchange illnesses?
On the field, the corners of many people's mouths couldn't help but twitch...
It's just that Zhao Rong did have a gentle expression, and turned a deaf ear to the reactions of his companions.
At this moment, he raised the wine glass in his hand as a gesture, and asked with a smile:
"Shopkeeper Zhao, besides the rule just now, are there any other rules for this glass of wine in my hand? I think... it's better to explain everything clearly first."
"Indeed." Zhao Xifu nodded, then thought about it seriously, and said in a serious tone: "It's nothing."
"Really gone?" Zhao Rong confirmed.
Zhao Xifu nodded solemnly, "There is nothing left to do. Only the rule I just said... You only have one chance to say a word. If you are lying, I will pour this glass of wine. If you are telling the truth, I will pour this glass of wine down." Lose."
He shook the flagon in his hand, then raised his head and laughed loudly:
"Don't worry, boy, labor and management like rules the most, and they follow the rules the most. One spit and one nail, everything will follow the above-mentioned rules."
Zhao Rong glanced at him and nodded.
Everyone at the table couldn't help frowning again.
Isn't this irritating rule disgusting enough? What's the difference between telling the truth or lying?What's wrong with him, he still wants to bump up.
Zhao Qian'er, who was already unhappy, couldn't help it anymore, she and Concubine Zhao Ling looked at each other, it was her idea to have this glass of Bingniang wine for brother Rong'er tonight, but it turned out like this.
Zhao Qian'er clenched her small hands tightly, but then she saw Zhao Rong's calm profile beside her, and swallowed back the words she was about to speak...
At this time, Zhao Rong suddenly reached out, picked up a mouthful of vegetables, and put them in Xiaoqian'er's bowl.
Zhao Xifu glanced at him, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, turned his head to look at the sky outside the door, and waved his hands:
"Respond quickly, kid. If you don't say anything else, I'll take the wine away. Although I suddenly find that you are interesting, it will be very boring if you delay."
The gray-clothed and bearded man lost his interest, and threw away the flagon in his hand that countless people were flocking to outside.
Zhao Rong nodded and said with a smile, "The shopkeeper Zhao wants to throw the wine away."
Seeing that he had nothing to say, Zhao Xifu curled his lips in boredom: "Oh, throw it away, then you can answer lies, and uncle will show you well... Hey, don't delay your mother's time, hurry up."
"The shopkeeper Zhao wants to throw the wine away." Zhao Rong nodded.
"Whether you want to throw it away or throw it away depends on your answer, follow the rules." Zhao Xifu waved his hand impatiently, "Speaking of which you are a big man, tell me quickly!"
Zhao Rong smiled.
Zhao Xifu pulled his face, and his face was slightly cold, "Don't talk about pulling down, don't come in from now on, his grandma's legs are dripping..."
Zhao Rong didn't speak, just looked at him quietly, and tapped the table with his right finger, as if he was patiently waiting for something.
The shopkeeper in gray clothes and beard cursed and got up to leave with his drink.
At this time, Yu Huaijin, who has always strictly abided by the principle of a gentleman who eats and sleeps without talking, swallowed the green vegetables and rice that she had chewed strictly for 42 times, put down the bowls and chopsticks neatly, wiped her mouth, and raised her head:
"He's already answered it twice."
The old-fashioned girl looked at Zhao Xifu with a calm tone, but her words were like a silent bomb that detonated among the people in the hall.
In an instant, a deathly silence was created on the field.
"........."
Zhao Xifu, who was cursing, was taken aback for a moment, and the impatient look on his face was like a receding tide, which disappeared in an instant. Then, in just a few breaths, several expressions flashed on his face one after another:
Doubt, ponder, bewilderment, disbelief... Shocked!
Zhao Xifu turned his head suddenly and looked at Zhao Rong.
The young Confucian scholar looked down at the wine glass in his hand calmly, and nodded slightly.
Zhao Xifu's eyes couldn't help but widen, and his face still had a look of disbelief. He didn't believe that someone could solve the problem like this. Isn't this problem a dead end? ?
The pitch-black jug in his hand fell freely with a 'swish', but his right foot did catch the jug subconsciously.But at this time, a few breaths later, there was already a woman in the banquet who burst into a smile, and she was the first to figure it out, and realized that it was the woman in a Confucian shirt with a faint blue chest.
The female teacher from Linlu Academy covered her mouth and smiled happily, looking at the calm and relaxed Zhao Rong with a smile in her eyes.Except for Yu Huaijin and Zhu Yourong, the others gradually opened their eyes and realized.
But at this moment, a gray-clothed and bearded man who had been in Xia Chong Zhai for 6000 years could no longer care about these movements.
Zhao Xifu's eyes were fixed on the floor, and he glanced left and right, as if thinking hard. During this period, he licked his dry lips several times, and hissed a few times...
As if he couldn't figure out a certain question no matter how he thought about it.
"Good boy, this sentence is your answer!?" Zhao Xifu raised his head, staring at Zhao Rong:
"'Shopkeeper Zhao wants to pour the wine away'...Hiss, his grandma is dripping, should I pour the wine away or..."
According to the pre-determined rules just now, if the sentence "the shopkeeper Zhao wants to throw away the wine" is true, then he will pour out the wine, but it contradicts the fact that throwing away is the truth.
If this sentence is a lie, then he will throw the wine away, but it contradicts the fact that "the shopkeeper Zhao wants to throw the wine away" is a lie.
At first glance, this is all conflict, how to do it?
Zhao Xifu was completely speechless. He had never encountered such a thing in the past many years, and he couldn't even fix it.
He was so angry that he couldn't help pointing at someone and scolding:
"I'm going to ask you who is the prettiest, can you come up with this sentence for me?"
Zhao Rong thought for a while, blinked at him and said:
"The shopkeeper said to follow the rules, and the rules only stipulate that I should say a word, but there is no rule that I must say the name of the person, and there is no rule about what to say..."
Zhao Xifu has a black face.
Zhao Rong smiled, stretched out his hand suddenly, and handed him the wine glass, with a friendly tone: "Uncle just said, after I finished answering, he will show me the difference between pouring the wine and pouring the wine, let me observe it carefully, Learn with humility."
With a sincere expression, the young Confucian scholar waved his wine glass twice in the direction of the shopkeeper, signaling to take it:
"Uncle, please, should I pour it out or pour it out?"
"...???" Zhao Xifu.
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(End of this chapter)
Su Xiaoxiao was considering the appropriate words in her heart, preparing to persuade Zhao Rong.
At this time, when she heard about the problem, her little head suddenly buried, and she picked up the little rice bowl and started messing around.
Who is the prettiest?
With the chopsticks in Su Xiaoxiao's hand, she desperately rushed the steaming white rice into her mouth.
At the same time, the cute fox eyes turned up slightly, looking at a lover who said she was the most beautiful and lovely when coaxing her to eat his sweets.
The little fox demon who loves red clothes more than Lang doesn't blink her eyes.
The peach cheeks are getting more and more bulging.
The mouth is full of white rice, and I am not afraid of choking to death...
Is there the first little fox demon who choked to death in the history of the Suhu clan?leave him alone...
Su Xiaoxiao: ~(>_<)~
On the other side, under the dining table, Concubine Zhao Ling's plain hand, which was about to grab Mr. Fu's sleeve, quietly put it down and put it back on the jade leg.
Immediately afterwards, this bare hand lightly wrinkled the fabric of the lotus-pink dress on her leg, and then lifted it up again, pinched the chopsticks, and followed it carefully with a bare hand.
Concubine Zhao Ling took a mouthful of food and put it in the rice bowl that was frozen in the air in the husband's hand.
During this period, apart from raising her autumn eyes at the beginning and looking at Zhao Rong who seemed to be embarrassed, Concubine Zhao Ling kept her eyes slightly down the whole time, staring at her husband's favorite dishes on the chopsticks.
After picking up the dishes, she turned her head and glanced at the many delicacies on the table as if nothing had happened.
It seems that I am thinking about what to eat for my husband next...
Concubine Zhao Ling pursed her vermilion lips, and remained silent beside Zhao Rong.
Well, it seems that I am afraid of disturbing my husband to think of a correct answer that is fair, just, unquestionable, and has something to say.
A young Confucian scholar: ...
A little far away from the table, facing Zhao Rong who insisted not to drink Bingniang wine before, Zhu Yourong was about to open her lips, but the next second, after hearing the question from shopkeeper Zhao, she turned her head slightly without pausing , said to Bingniang with a smile:
"My host's cooking skills are really good."
At the end of the sentence, Zhu Yourong tasted another dish with a smile on her lips, and then she turned her head to look at the old-fashioned girl beside her.
I saw Yu Huaijin chewing the rice quietly and carefully from beginning to end.
No food.
As a result, the woman in Confucianism shirt also saw that the wise and thoughtful were all speechless.
She lowered her head slightly, took the bowl to eat, chewed her cheeks a few times, raised her eyes from time to time, and glanced at Zhao Rong with a smile on her lips.
Zhu Yourong, who has always been elegant and calm, showed a slightly curious look on his face, as if he was unaware of the strangely quiet atmosphere during the dinner, and was looking forward to someone's next words...
On the other side, Li Xueyou, who was eating with a little transparent and quiet person before, had his ears perked up, then quietly raised his head and glanced at Zhao Rong...
However, on the court at this moment, facing this question suddenly raised by Zhao Xifu, unlike the others, Zhao Qian's reaction was very flat.
Similar to a certain old-fashioned girl.
Zhao Qian'er glanced at the dignified and virtuous young lady serving food for someone, curled her lips.
Hmph, since there is a young lady here, she must be ranked second no matter what.
Even when he asked Brother Rong who was more beautiful, she or Miss, when they were intimate in private before, he swore that they were both beautiful.
But a big pig's trotter is a big pig's trotter, and they grew up together, how could the little girl not know him?
Little Qian'er has already seen through everything, she is so sensible that it makes people feel distressed...
Huh, she's just a second lady, how can she compare to someone's eldest lady... Zhao Qian'er thought sourly, and sucked her little nose, but suddenly, she let out a light snort, and glanced at Zhao Rong.
Brother Rong didn't rush to answer right away, was he...hesitating?It's not like him.
Zhao Qian'er had some doubts, but immediately she snorted twice, oh well, the little girl took pleasure in other's misfortunes and went to aim at a certain big pig's hooves...
Right now, facing the gazes of all the women, who either acted nonchalantly, or were direct and undisguised,
Zhao Rong's hand holding the wine glass trembled twice.
There are waves on the surface of this glass of Bingniang wine, but compared with the storm in someone's heart lake, they are nothing...
Good guys, you are saving the situation now, what about the strength just now?
Especially you, Zhu Yourong, who you agreed to be both a teacher and a friend, for the sake of your bosom friend... What kind of eyes are you looking at now?Still messing around with Qingjun Xiaoxiao... Is it because I am afraid that my son will not cool down fast enough?
He couldn't help crying in his heart, complaining all the time.
At this moment, Zhao Rong opened his eyes.
Because I saw a short girl in blue with her hands on her hips, wrinkled her nose, and looked threatening.
Jing Zi looked at him with eyes that were also coercive and threatening.
Zhao Rong was immediately refreshed, no longer obedient, and chose to strike hard!
He stared fiercely at the quiet posture with his eyes shriveled,
Good guy, you little girl doesn't have all her hair, how dare you puff your chest out and threaten me?Cough, is this something you should mix up with? You even dare to step on it, don't talk about small breasts, okay...
The girl in blue was treated as a soft persimmon, but she wasn't the one to admit cowardice, well, at least not when her husband and Sister Yu were present.
So where would she show weakness, she immediately put her hands on her hips, stared back, and muttered:
"Hey Zhao Rong, let me ask you a question, who is the prettiest, tell me quickly."
The two stared at each other.
Zhao Rong curled his lips in disdain, "Kids, don't meddle in adults' affairs, wait, you don't think you have a chance, do you?"
Jingzi: "???"
The little girl yelled: "You are finished, you thief, I will kill you!"
Zhao Rong deliberately delayed the time, with a strange tone in his mouth, showing the three successes of bickering with Gui.
He fanned the flames and said: "Hurry up, those who are coaxed are useless."
Jingzi was furious, before her head realized that this sentence was taking advantage of her inside and out, but she was already dying of anxiety. At this moment, she grabbed the spoon and chopsticks and was about to jump off the chair and fight someone desperately. Decide male and female.
It's just that a certain old-fashioned girl called out in the next second.
"Jingzi. Don't make trouble, eat." Yu Huaijin pulled the girl in blue back to her seat, and the latter hugged her chest and panted, moaning.
Yu Huaijin spoke a few words of comfort, looked up at Zhao Rong, her eyes were meaningful, as if she had seen his intention to change the subject, she shook her head slightly, and said nothing.
It's just that a certain unshaven shopkeeper got impatient.
He waved his hand and muttered:
"Okay, boy, don't talk about me, what about asking you, think about such a simple question for a long time? Who do you think is the most beautiful here!"
Zhao Rong glanced at Zhao Xifu, then looked down at the drink, but didn't say anything immediately.
He felt that this question was simply poisonous, because no matter how he answered it, he would lose half his life...
The most important thing about this question is not who is the most beautiful, but... his 'feeling' and attitude.
What, you ask, isn't there Bingniang present? The shopkeeper Zhao who gave him a hard job is also like a strict wife... Hey, why is it "also", who else is it?
Cough, this is not important, the important thing is that Zhao Rong thinks it is impossible for the treasurer Zhao to be both a strict wife and a fool at the same time, how rare is this?
So is it true that "Sister Bingniang is the most beautiful" can solve this "simple problem"?
Zhao Rong glanced at the calm Zhao Xifu...
At this time, the air in Xia Chong Zhai fell into a brief silence again.
However, Zhao Lingfei, Su Xiaoxiao, Zhu Yourong and other women looked at Zhao Rong without any haste, without any urging or dissatisfaction.
Well, considerately give someone time to think carefully, rigorously research, and organize the most correct words.
Seeing this scene, Zhao Rong turned black.
But of course it is impossible to stare at them like he punched the little girl just now.
The next moment, he turned his head suddenly: "Master Zhao."
Zhao Xifu squinted at him, "What do you want me to do?"
Zhao Rong smiled, "Didn't the shopkeeper say that he likes rules the most? So, is there any rules for this simple question, such as how to judge right from wrong, and what are the rewards and punishments?"
Zhao Xifu frowned slightly, picked up his chopsticks, and picked up a mouthful of food.
He chewed slowly, then looked up at Zhao Rong, and said suddenly:
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. Look at my memory... First of all, I have my own way to know whether what you said is true or not. Then the rules, well, it's very simple, that's it, uncle, I don't feel embarrassed you."
The shopkeeper with a scumbag beard and the appearance of an abducted uncle grinned.
He raised an index finger towards Zhao Rong, and said sincerely:
"You only have one chance, and you can only say one word.
"If it's a lie, I'll throw this glass of wine away.
"If it's true, I'll pour out this glass of wine."
As soon as this remark came out, there was three breaths of silence at the table.
The atmosphere solidified.
In the next second, Zhao Lingfei, Su Xiaoxiao, Zhu Yourong and other girls frowned and turned their heads to look at Zhao Xifu, wondering if they heard it wrong.
Throw away the fake ones, or pour out the real ones?
Even the gentle Bingniang couldn't help it anymore, and said, "Xiao Zhao..."
Zhao Xifu turned his head with a smile, shrugged and interrupted: "Bingbing, this is my wine, I'll order it according to the rules."
Bingniang hesitated to speak, but at this moment, Xiaoqian'er couldn't bear it anymore, and the rice bowl dropped to the table with a thud.
She patted the table with her small hands, stood up, and said angrily: "My good guy, I'm still answering with a hammer. If you don't want to give it, just say it. Is it interesting to respond to people around corners? You just want to hate Brother Rong... Bah Bah, bah, shameless!"
Concubine Zhao Ling, Su Xiaoxiao and Zhu Yourong, several daughters, also frowned dissatisfied, and nodded in agreement when they heard this.
Afterwards, the women who had been looking at "gentle and forceful" all looked at Zhao Rong, who did not change his face, and shook their heads slightly at him.
Instruct Zhao Rong not to force it, the so-called Bingniang wine is not rare among women.
Fan Yushu and Jia Tengying, who had been quietly eating melons and watching the show, also spoke out to comfort their friends.
On the side, Zhao Xifu, who had provoked the anger of many beauties, smiled and remained silent.
He didn't look at Zhao Rong, who was silent after hearing the words, and glanced leisurely across the people at the table.
Zhao Xifu muttered something as if no one was there, then covered his mouth and yawned, reaching out to put away the pitch-black jug, as if he was about to leave.
Zhao Qian'er stood up, with both hands straight on the table, her bulging chest was heaving quite violently.
At this moment, she turned her head suddenly and went to pull Zhao Rong:
"Brother Rong, let's go, we will never come here again, Aunt Bing is really blind to follow him, a miser..."
At this moment, a big hand turned around and gently pressed Xiao Qian'er's hand.
"Finish the meal first." Zhao Rong whispered, pulling Zhao Qian'er to sit down again.
Xiao Qian'er sat on the stool, crossed her chest and turned her face away.
Zhao Rong looked around her and Qingjun Xiaoxiao with a calm expression, and then he shook his head slightly at Bingniang who had an apologetic and guilty expression.
Afterwards, Zhao Rong thought for a while and turned his head.
With a serious expression, he said:
"Shopkeeper Zhao, by the way, is there any difference between pouring the wine and pouring the wine...?"
The tone was a little curious, after all, there are a lot of people in this world who are particular about things.
Zhao Xifu, who was about to leave the banquet with a drink, paused, and looked at the serious questioning expression of the young Confucian scholar in front of him.
He twitched the corner of his mouth, as if he had some interest, and then nodded solemnly:
"Yes. You answer that little question first, and uncle will show you later."
Zhao Xifu paused, grinning at the corner of his mouth, and said sincerely:
"Whether you want to see it poured or drained, you can choose by yourself, just answer the questions as needed. The rules of our Xia Chong Zhai have always been like this... so... hiss..."
The bearded man dressed as the shopkeeper in gray froze, seemingly unable to find words.
Zhao Rong tentatively said, "Humanization?"
"Humanization..." Zhao Xifu chewed, his eyes lit up, "That's right! Our Xiachongzhai rules have always been so humane!"
After the words were spoken freely, he couldn't help but patted Zhao Rong on the shoulder and gave a thumbs up.
Zhao Xifu gave Zhao Rong a very appreciative look, and said with emotion:
"Your boy is worthy of being a student in an academy. You really have a brilliant mind in this area. You uncle is half as heroic and demeanor as you were back then. These two sentences are really good."
Zhao Rong waved his hand modestly, indicating that it would be a piece of cake, nothing to worry about.
"Shopkeeper Zhao is polite." Zhao Rong smiled, and then he raised his hand, cupped his fists at Zhao Xifu, who liked the whole sentence, and said with a smile:
"Later, Xiaosheng will have to observe Master Zhao's teaching of pouring and pouring wine, and he must study hard."
Zhao Xifu grinned jokingly, and waved his hand, "Haha, it's easy to say."
Everyone: "..."
They looked at the two men surnamed Zhao, one big and one young, chatting and laughing in a daze.
The expressions of the two of them can be said to be very speculative chatting, which seems to be a bit of a resentment for seeing each other late.
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
What about the one who agreed to fight against the Black Heart Palm together with the enemy?Why did they suddenly start chatting, good guy, and they even boasted about each other, leaving this to exchange illnesses?
On the field, the corners of many people's mouths couldn't help but twitch...
It's just that Zhao Rong did have a gentle expression, and turned a deaf ear to the reactions of his companions.
At this moment, he raised the wine glass in his hand as a gesture, and asked with a smile:
"Shopkeeper Zhao, besides the rule just now, are there any other rules for this glass of wine in my hand? I think... it's better to explain everything clearly first."
"Indeed." Zhao Xifu nodded, then thought about it seriously, and said in a serious tone: "It's nothing."
"Really gone?" Zhao Rong confirmed.
Zhao Xifu nodded solemnly, "There is nothing left to do. Only the rule I just said... You only have one chance to say a word. If you are lying, I will pour this glass of wine. If you are telling the truth, I will pour this glass of wine down." Lose."
He shook the flagon in his hand, then raised his head and laughed loudly:
"Don't worry, boy, labor and management like rules the most, and they follow the rules the most. One spit and one nail, everything will follow the above-mentioned rules."
Zhao Rong glanced at him and nodded.
Everyone at the table couldn't help frowning again.
Isn't this irritating rule disgusting enough? What's the difference between telling the truth or lying?What's wrong with him, he still wants to bump up.
Zhao Qian'er, who was already unhappy, couldn't help it anymore, she and Concubine Zhao Ling looked at each other, it was her idea to have this glass of Bingniang wine for brother Rong'er tonight, but it turned out like this.
Zhao Qian'er clenched her small hands tightly, but then she saw Zhao Rong's calm profile beside her, and swallowed back the words she was about to speak...
At this time, Zhao Rong suddenly reached out, picked up a mouthful of vegetables, and put them in Xiaoqian'er's bowl.
Zhao Xifu glanced at him, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, turned his head to look at the sky outside the door, and waved his hands:
"Respond quickly, kid. If you don't say anything else, I'll take the wine away. Although I suddenly find that you are interesting, it will be very boring if you delay."
The gray-clothed and bearded man lost his interest, and threw away the flagon in his hand that countless people were flocking to outside.
Zhao Rong nodded and said with a smile, "The shopkeeper Zhao wants to throw the wine away."
Seeing that he had nothing to say, Zhao Xifu curled his lips in boredom: "Oh, throw it away, then you can answer lies, and uncle will show you well... Hey, don't delay your mother's time, hurry up."
"The shopkeeper Zhao wants to throw the wine away." Zhao Rong nodded.
"Whether you want to throw it away or throw it away depends on your answer, follow the rules." Zhao Xifu waved his hand impatiently, "Speaking of which you are a big man, tell me quickly!"
Zhao Rong smiled.
Zhao Xifu pulled his face, and his face was slightly cold, "Don't talk about pulling down, don't come in from now on, his grandma's legs are dripping..."
Zhao Rong didn't speak, just looked at him quietly, and tapped the table with his right finger, as if he was patiently waiting for something.
The shopkeeper in gray clothes and beard cursed and got up to leave with his drink.
At this time, Yu Huaijin, who has always strictly abided by the principle of a gentleman who eats and sleeps without talking, swallowed the green vegetables and rice that she had chewed strictly for 42 times, put down the bowls and chopsticks neatly, wiped her mouth, and raised her head:
"He's already answered it twice."
The old-fashioned girl looked at Zhao Xifu with a calm tone, but her words were like a silent bomb that detonated among the people in the hall.
In an instant, a deathly silence was created on the field.
"........."
Zhao Xifu, who was cursing, was taken aback for a moment, and the impatient look on his face was like a receding tide, which disappeared in an instant. Then, in just a few breaths, several expressions flashed on his face one after another:
Doubt, ponder, bewilderment, disbelief... Shocked!
Zhao Xifu turned his head suddenly and looked at Zhao Rong.
The young Confucian scholar looked down at the wine glass in his hand calmly, and nodded slightly.
Zhao Xifu's eyes couldn't help but widen, and his face still had a look of disbelief. He didn't believe that someone could solve the problem like this. Isn't this problem a dead end? ?
The pitch-black jug in his hand fell freely with a 'swish', but his right foot did catch the jug subconsciously.But at this time, a few breaths later, there was already a woman in the banquet who burst into a smile, and she was the first to figure it out, and realized that it was the woman in a Confucian shirt with a faint blue chest.
The female teacher from Linlu Academy covered her mouth and smiled happily, looking at the calm and relaxed Zhao Rong with a smile in her eyes.Except for Yu Huaijin and Zhu Yourong, the others gradually opened their eyes and realized.
But at this moment, a gray-clothed and bearded man who had been in Xia Chong Zhai for 6000 years could no longer care about these movements.
Zhao Xifu's eyes were fixed on the floor, and he glanced left and right, as if thinking hard. During this period, he licked his dry lips several times, and hissed a few times...
As if he couldn't figure out a certain question no matter how he thought about it.
"Good boy, this sentence is your answer!?" Zhao Xifu raised his head, staring at Zhao Rong:
"'Shopkeeper Zhao wants to pour the wine away'...Hiss, his grandma is dripping, should I pour the wine away or..."
According to the pre-determined rules just now, if the sentence "the shopkeeper Zhao wants to throw away the wine" is true, then he will pour out the wine, but it contradicts the fact that throwing away is the truth.
If this sentence is a lie, then he will throw the wine away, but it contradicts the fact that "the shopkeeper Zhao wants to throw the wine away" is a lie.
At first glance, this is all conflict, how to do it?
Zhao Xifu was completely speechless. He had never encountered such a thing in the past many years, and he couldn't even fix it.
He was so angry that he couldn't help pointing at someone and scolding:
"I'm going to ask you who is the prettiest, can you come up with this sentence for me?"
Zhao Rong thought for a while, blinked at him and said:
"The shopkeeper said to follow the rules, and the rules only stipulate that I should say a word, but there is no rule that I must say the name of the person, and there is no rule about what to say..."
Zhao Xifu has a black face.
Zhao Rong smiled, stretched out his hand suddenly, and handed him the wine glass, with a friendly tone: "Uncle just said, after I finished answering, he will show me the difference between pouring the wine and pouring the wine, let me observe it carefully, Learn with humility."
With a sincere expression, the young Confucian scholar waved his wine glass twice in the direction of the shopkeeper, signaling to take it:
"Uncle, please, should I pour it out or pour it out?"
"...???" Zhao Xifu.
(Ahem, it’s been a long time! It’s the end of the month, and there will be a lottery in the circle of book friends soon. Brothers, pay attention~ to lower the winning rate!)
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(End of this chapter)
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