Elf life

Chapter 60, I can still drink

Words,

long long ago,

That was thousands of years ago, let the old man let me think about it...

[Grandpa Coal Turtle · Telling]

Arceus, the creator god, saved mankind from a catastrophe, but the greedy and evil mankind betrayed Arceus again and again.

Later, when the ancient god was angry, he couldn't control it,

The "Holy Grail" containing infinite energy was taken away by Arceus and enshrined in another world.

That world becomes a paradise free from human disputes.

【!】Small fire dragon suddenly shocked!
Obviously, the world that he has traveled through is the same as what the elder Coal Turtle described, a world where only elves exist.

In this way, the origin of the world's creation will be roughly understood, and everything is closely related to the creator god Arceus.

As for the Holy Grail that he saw when he was in a coma, he also said it from the elder's mouth. It seems that the next history will be more important.

Elder Coal Turtle couldn't remember so much at once, so he paused kindly, and then slowly continued:

"Whoops, please tell me, this Pokémon is as greedy as humans..."

The white smoke on the turtle's back continued to rise:

"The battle for the Holy Grail, once every ten years,"

"Everyone wants to get the Holy Grail, but the world has endless reincarnation,"

"When the wind closes, when he opens his eyes, it is hundreds of years. When mountains and rivers are shaken, it is thousands of years when he sleeps. Why bother fighting, in the end, for..."

[!] At the most critical moment of the execution, I saw that the elder Coal Turtle was in the mood of memory, but he was suddenly interrupted in the next moment!
Whoosh, poof-

Wait a minute, what happened!
Everything came too suddenly, the lobster soldier fell from the sky so miserably, and fell headlong into the hot spring pool!
The hot spring water is splashing directly everywhere. This is good. After interrupting the old man's memories, he completely enters the super forgetful mode.

slam-la-

Pikachu + Little Fire Dragon: "Lobster Soldier!!!"

Why did the lobster soldier suddenly fall from the sky? Did he go to the Great Crystal Passage again at night and was pushed out by the dark river?
The lobster soldier was drunk, not knowing that he had just been knocked into the sky, and there was a big red palm print beside his cheek.

It can be roughly judged from the direction of the flight that the lobster soldier has been next door.

"Hey, hey, how could the lobster soldier go to the next door to take a bath? He shouldn't be such a elf!" Pikachu was super surprised.

There is nothing to explain.

Because the lobster soldier was drunk, he didn't see the male and female signs and rushed to the next door, causing chaos when he was in the hot spring.

You must know that the regulars in the hot spring pool next door are enjoying their bath time.

Skirt Lily, Rabbit Girl, and Fairy Ibrahimovic are bathing in hot springs around Mother Monster and sharing their knowledge of face masks.

This inexplicable intrusion of a lobster soldier is outrageous, and he is still an alcoholic.

So it is conceivable that the mother monster's set of cross hack + burst fist sent the lobster soldier to the sky, and when it fell again, it happened to repeat the same mistake.

The little fire dragon pulled up the upside-down lobster soldier with the little animal claws, and the lobster soldier was unhappy:

"Hey, leave me alone, I'm not drunk!"

"Hey, I can still drink!!"

Drink some wool, this lobster soldier looks like he has drank a large bucket of high-concentration tree fruit wine, and he is so drunk that he still drinks it.

I didn't even know that I was beaten by the mother monster.

The most unfortunate thing is to interrupt Coal Turtle's memory, you must know that his old man has no chance to recall it again:

"Oh, what did the old man just say, I don't remember at all!"

"Let the old man take a closer look, who are the three of you?"

"Lobster Soldiers,"

"Pikachu,"

"What is Dongmei?"

When it's over, the elder Coal Turtle has completely entered the super forgetful mode, and it takes at least a month to trigger the memory mode.

At the moment, the lobster soldier is not in the state, and he is floating in the hot spring in the shape of a "big" character.

"Little Fire Dragon, let's quickly bring the lobster soldier back to the campsite, he drinks too much!"

But Elder Coal Turtle finally remembered so many historical clues, wouldn't it be a pity to cut off like this.

"Getting drunk and taking a bath can lead to elevated blood pressure, all kinds of physical discomfort and the risk of death, we can't wait!"

What, all right.

So the little fire dragon and Pikachu quickly carried the lobster soldier away, and said goodbye to the elder coal turtle embarrassingly.

"Oh, remember to take a bath in the hot spring next time when you have time."

——Business trip dividing line————

The two little ones didn't know that Lobster Soldier was a Pokémon that liked to drink so much.

When we got back to camp, the lobster minions were still drunk all the way.

The camping tent supported by the lobster soldiers is just above the warm volcanic rock, and even the heating of the bonfire is omitted. If it is illuminated, there will be a very bright moon tonight.

In the camping tent, except for the tree fruit wine bottle lying on the ground, the other places are clean.

The two little ones put down the lobster soldier gently, let him rest comfortably next to the volcanic rock, and rest as early as possible.

With a "bang", the little fire dragon almost stepped on the wine bottle and slipped:
"That's how much you drink,"

"No wonder he looked at the drums in his backpack before he set off. It turned out that he didn't bring a few sandwiches, but all of them were filled with tree fruit wine."

The lobster soldier is still talking drunk, he has already lay down and doesn't know:

"Hey, why can he go to the next door to take a bath, my lobster soldier is not convinced!"

The little fire dragon has a black line on his face:
"Big brother, it's the mother monster, you have been beaten up by the mother monster!"

Pikachu is very attentive and starts to take care of the drunken elf according to all the encyclopedic knowledge he has learned.

Generally, it is best for a drunk elf to spit out in time, and there are those who do not spit out when they are drunk, so special care should be taken for them.

First, never take a bath after drinking.

Second, the elf should not lie on its cheeks, as it may be stuck in the esophagus because of drunk food.

Third, the drunk elf must never catch a cold.

Fortunately, the camping environment is very good tonight. As long as the lobster soldiers are in the correct posture, they can sleep well without causing the danger of drunkenness.

Little Fire Dragon sighed:
"As expected of Pikachu, how much encyclopedic knowledge do you have?"

Pikachu scratched his head embarrassedly with his small claw:

"Where is it, little fire dragon."

"I am a little dust in front of Elder Coal Turtle. The history that Grandpa Elder recalls today cannot be learned from books."

Pikachu always blames himself for not having enough knowledge, but in the eyes of Little Fire Dragon, he has enough and must be admired.

At the last moment, the lobster soldier still didn't sober up, but the little fire dragon never forgot to say thank you.

After all, after crossing the Great Crystal Falls by himself, if there is no rescue with the pliers of the lobster soldier, he may have walked to the gate of hell.

"Thank you, Lobster Soldier."

Lobster Soldier: "Hey, thank you, thank you,"

"I can still,"

"Drink, zzZZZZZZ..."

　Ahem, the lobster soldier is really drinking too much, listen to the story of the old coal turtle to unlock more plots~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)