Jinlingyue

Chapter 257, The Little Demon King of the Fairy Academy ([-])

cough cough!Someone was waking up from a nightmare under the moon in Jinling, coughing non-stop.

"Hey! The continuous night rain is silent, and I haven't seen that round of full moon for a long time! This plum rain is falling, and I don't know how long it will last!" A big colorful sand forest On the TV, the heroic picture of PLA soldiers reinforcing the Jiujiang embankment is being played, which makes people feel admiration spontaneously.

We handed the little Lolita to Sun Bie, and told them to protect Luofu Mountain, and then inspected the Blue Horse Peak, and carefully discussed with the Blue Horse Mountain God all the possible causes of global warming and how to stop the Blue Horse The ice and snow on the peak are melting... Everyone talked about it for a long time, but they didn't come up with a reason.

In order to further understand the real cause of climate warming, Qiuyue and I lived in the back garden of the Sky Army Headquarters at Blue Horse Peak, and drove the light of the last spirit to collect data and various climate warming reports every day. Physical evidence, etc., want to reverse the extremely bad and scorching weather, and save the people of Li from fire and water.

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Shui Mo and Yu Yan rested in the dormitory of the Immortal Academy for a day, and the next day, Master Sheng Sheng and Hei Long led them to school.

Teacher Tianjiao is teaching the children today. She wears a colorful cloud scarf and a decent business suit to fully reflect her slender figure. The black-rimmed cloud glasses are said to be a magic weapon that can kill people. Woolen cloth! ...

"Ah! It is said that Tianjiao teacher is the little lover of a certain great god! Is there anyone among you who doesn't know? When you take her class, don't sleep, or you will die a miserable, miserable death. Because it is said that the man She abandoned her all the time, and finally abandoned him and eloped with other fairies. So everyone made an idea, she now hates people who don't listen to her, especially the handsome little boys. It's even more ruthless!..." A boy with four eyes whispered the gossip and gossip of their professional teacher of biological simplification and dementia, and chattered endlessly.

"Such a young lady with a beautiful face and a plump body, with a protruding front and a raised back, can she be a shrew? I don't believe it!" Yuyan yelled loudly.

"There are no rules at all!... You just came here? What's your name?" Teacher Tianjiao asked Yuyan with a half-smile.

"Teacher Tianjiao, my name is Lin Yuyan. Today is the first day of class." Yuyan said to the teacher with a smile.

"Who else is coming with you? Let's all stand up and sign up with the teacher." Teacher Tianjiao said to Yuyan and the others with a smile instead of anger.

"My name is Shui Mo Danqing, and I am Mr. Ling Xiaodian's apprentice."

"I am Heishuihe Pixiu in the Asura Realm, the disciple of Martial God Asura."

"My name is Miao Miao, and I'm the apprentice of the teacher of the Nine Heavens Immortal Cat Holy Spirit."

"I come from Leiyin Ancient Temple and I am a disciple of Sakyamuni. My name is Buddha."

"I am the little Qingniu of Niu Shou Mountain, and I am the apprentice of Black Dragon, God of War in Longtian Miaoyin Fairyland."

"My name is Xiaotian, and I'm Leng Qiuyue's apprentice from Nine Heavens Bright Moon Palace."

Ink and the others stood up one by one, and reported to Teacher Tianjiao one by one.

"Not bad, they are all from Haitian Miaoyin Fairyland, and the fairy roots are good. I hope you can gain something in the fairy academy. Sit down! Let's start the class. Today we will talk about the ability to retract and release the avatar. Please open it Turn to page No.90 of the cloud book on each table." Teacher Tianjiao said to the students with a smile.

Ink and the others obediently buried their heads in the pages of the book, and the sound of flipping books was heard in the classroom.

Yuyan looked around, but she didn't listen to Teacher Tianjiao's words.

Among the classmates, there are many students from Haitian Miaoyinjing High School.

Among them are Lengshuiyue in the Moon Palace; Jiang Yueyue from Jiang Wu's clan; Pi Jiaoniang, a beautiful girl from the Great Barren Mountain; little fairy!

In addition, there are several descendants of the five heavenly emperors, as well as the descendants of the four great generals... a total of twenty or thirty real angels.

For some reason, Nianyazi of Wutianjing didn't come to school today, but the seat he used to work in is still vacant, he must have asked for leave for something!

"In the world of mortals, there is a saying that the body is incapable of splitting, which is caused by too many thoughts and not being focused enough. If you want to be skillful in splitting up, you must first put in a lot of effort in one knowledge, and then you can achieve one life, two, and two lives. [-]. There is a skill in the division of three living things..." Teacher Tianjiao talked eloquently, stomping the cloud steps back and forth on the podium, step by step, cloud lotus, step by step, fragrance.

"Hey! Brother, is this beautiful teacher talking about Ke Taoist's "Tao Te Ching"?" Little Suanni lay under the cloud curtain outside the classroom, and asked Qilin with a big laugh.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you! You're going to be unlucky..." Qilin whispered to Suanni.

"Whose pet is this? Pets are not allowed in class, don't you know? Who the hell, stand up for me." Teacher Tianjiao blushed angrily, and slapped Yunshu onto the Yunan , clasped his hands on the slender waist like a weak willow, and shouted loudly angrily.

"Whose family? Stand up for me. I'll count to three, and I won't be polite if I don't take the initiative to stand up for a while if I recognize it." Teacher Tianjiao became more and more angry when he saw that no one acknowledged it.

"Teacher, it belongs to my family." Shui Mo stood up obediently and said in a low voice.

"You... Ink and ink Danqing, quickly bring them back to me, now, immediately, immediately!" Teacher Tianjiao was no longer in Jiao Didi, showing a fierce look on her face, she yelled at ink and ink.

"I'll go right away." Shui Mo agreed, jumped out of his seat with a bang, rushed out of the teacher, and kicked Suan Ni and Xiao Qilin one by one.

"Who told you to follow? Why don't you go back?" Shui Mo yelled at Xiao Suanni and Xiao Qilin.

"I didn't say anything! It's your little Suanni who is talking nonsense. If he wants to go back, he should go back. My little master didn't tell me to go back! Besides, why can Xiao Qingniu enter the classroom? , Suan Ni and I can’t go in? I want to go back to Suan Ni, so I won’t go! I also want to listen to the beautiful teacher of Xian Academy.” Xiao Qilin called me up very uncooperatively and said .

"Qilin, do you think I don't dare to beat you up again? Hurry up and let me go back to the gate of our dormitory together with Suan Ni, and don't let the bad guys sneak in." Ink ink is threatening and reasonable to the little Qilin said patiently.

"Go back as soon as you come back, isn't it just memorizing Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching"? What's so great, I've already memorized it fluently. It's not rare! Suan Ni, let's go and go back to the dormitory!" Little Qilin couldn't bear it The big-footed girl who lived in ink kicked her around, so she dragged Suan Ni reluctantly and was about to go back to the dormitory.

"Stinky boy! You dare to hit my little unicorn, who gave you the guts? Don't you think about it? Come back to my sister, my little unicorn wants to accompany you to listen to the heavenly scriptures, it's for your face, you know?" Yu Yan yelled loudly at the ink painting outside the classroom.

It's okay if you don't say this, but this remark annoyed the whole class and Teacher Tianjiao.

Everyone stood up one after another, and fired at Yuyan one by one, saying: "Isn't it just a little demon pet with goosebumps all over its head? What's so special? It seems that someone didn't Like."

"That's right, I also raised a few dragons! I haven't seen me show off everywhere! Let alone bring them to class."

"I even raised a fucking lion!! Didn't say anything. Am I proud?..."

"I raise an elephant, and I'm not proud!..."

"I have hippos."

"I raise rhinos."

"I raise Bear Big Bear II."

"I raise Bald Qiang, a Xiao Qiang who can't be beaten to death."

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"Shut up! Lin Yuyan, don't think that you can play tricks on the teacher if you are a little smart. Get out of here too, and take back your ugly, arrogant and rude unicorn. Immediately, immediately! GO." Teacher Tianjiao shouted at Yuyan.

Her plump little hands, like magnolias, made crackling sounds when they slapped the top of the teaching cloud table.

"Um! Teacher Tianjiao, don't be angry. I think what you said are some small ways of mortals, and it is really not surprising! You may not have been to mortals, and mortals have reprinted these words into books, It was named "Tao Te Ching", and it was said to be Lao Tzu's theory, and it also made various explanations! What our little Suan Ni said is not wrong at all!" Yuyan said to Teacher Tianjiao with a smile and a very cold smile. .

"Little girl, according to what you said, have you ever been to the Hongchen Inn? Why don't you tell us some interesting stories about the fairies in the Hongchen Inn, especially how you collect souls at the Hongchen Inn? Huh? This is more suitable for today's class! Tell me, don't be shy." Teacher Tianjiao smiled, tried hard to restrain the anger in his heart, and said to Yuyan with disdain.

"Ah?... That means I can't finish talking about it for a few days and nights! Really, there are too many. Not only heavenly immortals can absorb souls, but also earth immortals, and some are so powerful that they can absorb souls. They can also kill the weird monsters who kill gods and Buddhas. Many monsters will come and celestial beings to snatch the soul power and courage of soul insects! It’s true, if you don’t believe me, you can ask my uncle Holy Spirit and the little Shui Mo, Senior Brother Pixiu and Sister Miao Miao." Yu Yan chatted heartlessly, and made Tianjiao teacher so angry that smoke was coming out of his seven orifices and bleeding from six holes, and he couldn't help scolding his mother.

Eight o'clock in the small bowl, does this mean that the old lady has not collected the soul power and spirit power? ……I'm furious!It just pissed me off.

Grandma, even brought out the vice president to scare the old lady, but the old lady just didn't buy her account.hum!How long can you hold it? ...

"Miss! Don't talk about it. Sit down." Shui Mo looked at Teacher Tianjiao's cloudy and unpredictable face, and shouted to Yu Yan anxiously.

"Uh! Don't sit down in a hurry. Tell us all, are there really soul worms in your Hongchen Inn? Is their meat good? Great gods with vigor and courage are all powerful existences who suck hair and blood! I don’t know, little junior sister Yuyan, how many soul worms have you eaten? How many soul worms have you drank? Come out and share with us... Hahahaha!" A little fairy with two half foreheads stood up and asked Yu Yan with a very unfriendly smile.

"That's right! Brother Tiandi Wuji Yinyang is right! We only heard that Hongchen Inn used to eat human flesh and suck human blood, but we haven't heard that immortal energy can be obtained from soul insects! Hahaha sister, are you Didn't the fairy wine drink too much and talk nonsense?" Another red-faced little fairy with yellow hair and brown eyebrows also stood up, echoing the so-called yin and yang of heaven and earth with a smile.

Pixiu looked at the two of them, and knew that these two guys were the young apprentices of Teacher Tianjiao, so this was helping their master, making fun of Yu Yan and Shui Mo on purpose!

Teacher Tianjiao smiled noncommittally and said: "Yes! The soul power and immortal energy of our celestial beings are all the essence that surpasses the sky, the earth, and the infinite. , This soul power is still extracted from the soul worm! Do you think this is refining lamp oil? Hahaha sister, don’t be ridiculous, please? Sit down! Let’s continue the lecture.”

"Teacher Tianjiao, according to what you said, the soul power, immortal energy and courage are also absorbed from the heaven and the earth! It's just that you didn't tell us how to absorb it! If you say that we are born with it, how can we get it? Why come to this Immortal Academy for further study! Can’t you just practice in closed doors at home? Everyone said, isn’t it?” Miao Miao smiled slightly, stood up without grunting and held out Yuyan and said.

"Little Xianmao, don't think that with the backing of the dean, you can talk nonsense in my class and talk nonsense. Sit down for me, it's nothing to do with you." Teacher Tianjiao seemed furious. Miao Miao immediately put away the domineering arrogance before, and said to Miao Miao with a smile.

"That's right! Little fairy cat, don't be shameless! We all know that you can fight, but since you have returned to Zhentianxian Academy, you are not the only one who is a Niuxian (Niuhaohong's fairy), All of us are practitioners of level 36 soul power, immortal energy and courage, so don’t talk about those antiques, okay? It’s really time: Hongchen Inn time is 2520, Go down and take a good look, how many soul worms and monsters you mentioned are there? Hahahaha, they are really antiques." A little old man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks and wrinkled face also stood up from his seat. The teacher's team cheered up.

"You... are really unreasonable." Yuyan sat down angrily and said in a low voice.

In the classroom, the Heiyun characters on Yunpin's black plate heard Yuyan's words, and rushed out of the classroom with a squeak, already scared out of their wits!
(End of this chapter)