Jinlingyue

Chapter 881, The Battle of the Kings (Eleven).

Qilin shook off Suan Ni's arm resting on his shoulder impatiently, and said a little irritably.

"The Lingshan Giant Buddha really has eyes like torches. You can recognize me even if I am dressed like this! Admiration, admiration, really admiration."

Seeing that someone recognized her, Qiuyue stopped pretending and bowed her hands to him.

"I'm afraid you didn't come here to trouble the old monk! Yue Zongmen, you have brought the entire celestial war gods here! Hahahaha, Namo Amitabha."

The Lingshan Giant Buddha laughed with Qiuyue with a big belly.

"Sure enough, he is not a good person, and he is not dignified at all. When he is angry, he is unequivocal, and he doesn't understand any rules!"

Yan Yu spoke fiercely to Aunt Long Jing who was beside her.

"Let's see what he does, everyone be careful."

The Holy Spirit passed down the order in a low voice, and whispered fairy tales to everyone.

"Your mother! I gave you face, right?" Behind the Lingshan Buddha, a boy holding a golden lotus shouted angrily, and said angrily to the big guy.

"Enlightenment, hurry up and shut up! In front of the daughter of the Tian family, how can you have the place to speak?"

Lingshan Buddha reprimanded the child with a smile on his face, and said.

"You monk, don't scold him! If you didn't want to rebel, would he dare to be so arrogant? Don't flatter us. Your ancestors let the Buddha go: if he passed away, he would take you with him Enter Buddhism together, wear his cassock, eat his rations, and destroy his method! Hahahaha, it’s not your fault, after all, you haven’t been born yet! Hahahaha, am I right? Lingshan Buddha?”

Lu Luo saw that the identities and status of the sisters were not suitable for attacking this fake, so she jumped up immediately, and said sarcastically to that guy.

"Little girl! At the time when you wrote it, it seemed that you had already wandered in the world. It was all nonsense of ordinary people in the world. Do you believe this? I think you have read too much Journey to the West, right?"

When the Lingshan Buddha was about to go mad, another child behind him jumped up again and said in a bully manner.

The golden lotus in his hand kept beating up and down slightly, giving people a feeling of eagerness to fight.

"Hehehehe! Luluo, don't say any more, be careful of being beaten by others! If that happens, it won't look good. Tell me, if you get beaten, will you fight back or not? No fight back Well, there is no place to put the face of the Heavenly Court. Fight back, kill a group of young monks, regardless of whether he is true or not, it is still not good!"

Suan Ni was really angry this time, he said hypocritically to Little Luluo.

"That's right! After all, this is still a pure place of Buddhism. Talking about beating and killing is always not good!"

Seeing that Qiuyue and Yuyan, their mother and daughter, were no longer humming, Heilong knew that this matter should be torn face with them, so he also got involved.

"Your mother! Are you really here to find fault? What you said is so fucking inhuman!"

All the young monks were angry, and another young monk dared to fight at the black dragon.

"We are all gods, so naturally we can't speak human words! Do we want to be like you, eating meat, drinking and playing with women, except for reciting sutras when coaxing women to sleep, the rest of the time is eating, drinking and having fun? People talk. Hahahaha!"

Suan Ni didn't give them face more and more this time, since the day he left the Lingshan Great Buddha Temple, he knew that the incense of the Buddha was about to be cut off.

Otherwise, it would be impossible to send him to my husband to take care of him!
If he hadn't been pretending to be a devil in the desert with Qilin, he probably wouldn't be alive now!

For this guy who did all kinds of evil in front of him, he could smell the real face of this guy as soon as he entered Lingshan.

Among the little novice monks, more than half are genuine little girls, most of whom look about fifteen or sixteen years old.

This was absolutely impossible to exist when the Buddha was still alive!
In the eyes of the ancient Buddha, there is no room for sand.

Especially the matter of lust, love and hatred, fish and meat of the common people, that is a big heart disease that his old man hates!

No wonder the Zhantian Buddha has been living in seclusion in a barrier thousands of kilometers away from Lingshan without humming for so many years!
"You lackey of Buddhism, even an animal is worthy of talking about Buddhism? Buddha is learned by humans, not some messy learning of ghosts, gods and animals. Little Suanni, don't think that you have smelled incense in the incense burner for several years, you You are really a disciple of Buddha! You are an animal, not a human being, so naturally you cannot become a Buddha! Just take it easy and don’t grumble!"

A little monk seemed to have been hit by what Suan Ni said, so he quibbled with a red face, and in a tone with a little personal attack, he denied Suan Ni, and sneered.

"Don't you admit it? You really consider yourself a human, don't you? I, Suanni, are indeed a divine beast, but boy... Oh! No, little girl, you are just one of the thousands of playthings you call the Great Buddha It’s just one, don’t deny it! Maybe you have pretended to be human for a long time, and you really know yourself as human! This is not surprising, just like actors, if you act too much, you will treat life as a game. This is actually not the case. Strange! But the very speechless truth is: you are really not human, just some weird mountain spirits, who happened to be attracted to your beauty by a big Buddha who is not a big Buddha, and turned you into a human being. Hahahaha , In this world, what kind of people are there in the real sense? They are nothing more than grass, ants! Hahahaha."

Suan Ni laughed, this time he laughed very happily, and said a truth that even Qiuyue dared not tell.

"Okay, you little monster on the Buddha incense table, don't your words negate the Buddha? Everyone is not human, so what are you?"

Another little novice also interrupted excitedly, and said to him politely.

"Didn't I say it earlier? I am a divine beast! Naturally, I can't be human. Haha, but I may look more human, otherwise I would have gone to the Nine Heavens and Clouds to become a fairy long ago." Hahahaha! Unlike you, you can’t go to heaven when you go up, and you can’t go to hell when you go down, so you have to stay in this place where there are no people and ghosts, and follow a guy who is neither people nor ghosts, eating and waiting to die. !Ha ha ha ha."

Suan Ni spoke bluntly and said with a smile.

In fact, you can't be hated when you scold someone. What's hateful is that people not only scold you, but also scold you in a dismissive way, and they are also very immodest.

A group of young monks were told by Suan Ni that they became indignant. They all geared up and gritted their teeth, wishing that the Lafayette in their hearts would speak up immediately, so that they could rush up and eat Suan Ni alive.

"What's wrong, you got me right, are you angry? Hahahaha."

Seeing that the fire was successful, Suan Ni looked at them with a smile and said.

"Don't say a word! You have said a lot of truth, and be careful that your big mouth will be torn apart."

Zhantian Buddha saw that the devil was indifferent, a smug look flashed across his face, and he turned around with a smile on his face again, he quickly reminded everyone, said.

Regarding this fake Buddha, Zhantian Buddha has seen his methods before, so he dare not be careless.

(End of this chapter)