Bishop's Retirement
Chapter 360 It's better to be a whole corpse...
Chapter 360 It's better to be a whole corpse...
More than two hundred and two hundred silver! ?
Hearing what Monk Bupo said, everyone present couldn't help being stunned.
A thief is ten taels of silver...
Calculated in this way, Monk Bupo killed more than [-] thieves in total?
Killed more than [-] thieves in one shot, and said plausibly that he was a monk and did not kill anyone...
For a moment, everyone looked at Monk Bupo speechlessly.
When everyone was speechless, Wang Ye seemed to think of something.
He looked at Monk Bupo in front of him, and said, "Master Bupo, those corpses are still in Heifeng Village, right?"
While speaking, Wang Ye's heart was bursting with excitement.
If these corpses were brought back to the government office, it would be a waste of money!
The vain money, if you don't break the monk, you can't earn it, you can earn it yourself!
"Yes..."
Hearing Wang Ye's words, Monk Bupo nodded: "However, when the poor monk came back from a big victory, he remembered to set a fire..."
"At this time, those corpses should have been burned to ashes..."
!!!
As soon as this statement came out, everyone present couldn't help but startled.
It's fine to kill people and steal money, and set the **** on fire!
Who is the bandit, Bupo Monk or Heifengzhai?
"Good guy!"
When everyone was surprised, Aji on the side gave a thumbs up: "Master Bupo, you really do this..."
"This business is done beautifully!"
"Kill them all, loot them all, and finally burn them all..."
"Comparing the bandits in Heifengzhai to you, that's when the little devil bumped into Lord Yan and met his ancestor!"
Between the words, Aji said in surprise.
"You little bastard is a fucking dog biting a jar, full of words!"
Hearing Aji's words, Wang Ye trembled when he raised his hand: "Why are you talking to Master Bupo?"
"Amitabha…"
Hearing Aji's words, Monk Bupo whispered the Buddha's name, and said, "Brother Aji understands one-sidedly..."
"Let me ask you, what is the most important thing for my Buddhist disciples?"
"Isn't that easy?"
In response to Monk Bupo's question, Aji smiled slightly, and replied: "The Buddhist family values compassion the most!"
"Not bad!"
At this moment, Monk Bupo nodded, and said, "My Buddhist disciples value compassion the most!"
"Although the thieves in Heifengzhai did all kinds of evil things during their lifetime, if they were to be exposed to the wilderness, wouldn't they be made to endure the pain of being devoured by wild beasts and birds?"
"That's why the poor monk was merciful and didn't want to bear their suffering, so he set a big fire."
"I hope that with this boundless fire of karma, their sinful skin will be removed, so that they can re-enter reincarnation!"
"This is the real kindness and compassion!"
Having said that, Monk Bupo clasped his hands together, with a trace of solemnity on his face.
hiss!
As soon as this statement came out, everyone present was shocked.
A person who can explain murder and arson in such a fresh and refined way that he is even linked to great compassion.
Looking at the whole Jianghu, only Monk Bupo can do it!
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help sighing: "Master is really merciful, a living Buddha who can save all living beings!"
"Hey, the poor monk is ashamed to accept such words!"
Hearing this, Monk Bupo shook his head and said.
Hearing these words, everyone couldn't help but nodded.
Fortunately, this Bupo monk still has to show his face...
Just when everyone thought so, the voice of the monk Bupo continued: "If the poor monk knows that their corpses can be exchanged for money, he will definitely send them to the government office..."
"Then use their dead bodies to get money to repair the temple and make good fortune."
"This is their blessing!"
"Speaking of money..."
At this time, Wang Ye thought about it. He looked at Zhao Butou in front of him and said, "Zhao Butou, can this ashes be exchanged for money?"
???
As soon as these words came out, everyone's bodies froze.
Wang Ye's question really caught them off guard!
This gang of bandits in Heifengzhai really suffered eight lifetimes of blood misfortune...
It was enough to be killed by Monk Bupo, robbed and burned, and the corpse was burned to ashes.
If so, Wang Ye doesn't even intend to let their ashes go!
"Old money fan, are you crazy about money?"
Hearing Wang Ye's question, Bai Luhan on the side said, "Will the corpse turn into ashes once it's burned? How about some fart money?!"
"Treasurer Wang..."
At this moment, Catcher Zhao was speechless. He looked at Wang Ye and said, "There is a regulation in the government office. Burned corpses cannot be exchanged for silver..."
"Hey, you don't understand what I mean..."
Looking at Catcher Zhao in front of him, Wang Ye said seriously: "It's impossible for this fire to burn so completely..."
"I mean, can the ones that are burnt black and not turned into ashes be exchanged for money?"
"I also accept five taels of silver!"
???
As soon as this sentence came out, the monk Bupo who was beside him was startled.
Wang Ye is definitely No. 1 in all ages for asking if he can exchange money with the government!
"Old money fan, do you want face!?"
Before Catcher Zhao could speak, Aji stepped forward and said, "Looking at the entire Jinling, there is no one more shameless than you!"
"It's still burnt black, you recognize five taels of silver..."
"What do you think you are buying roast chicken? You can sell the overcooked chicken for a few taels cheaper!"
"These are all thieves, can this be counted?"
"roll roll roll!"
Hearing Aji's words, Wang Ye said, "You kid is just playing the erhu on a random graveyard, so you can clean up his mother's nonsense!"
"I'm asking a serious question!"
As he spoke, Wang Ye looked at Catcher Zhao and said, "Is that so? Catcher Zhao..."
As soon as these words came out, Catcher Zhao was speechless.
A monk with high martial arts skills who kill and set fire, and a treasurer who even counts on the ashes of the dead...
For a moment, he didn't know what to say.
"Treasurer Wang..."
After being speechless for a while, Catcher Zhao looked at Wang Ye and said, "Brother Aji is right, this is not the same as selling roast chicken..."
"This incinerated thief really can't be exchanged for money!"
"The government's reward and punishment laws are not perfect!"
At this time, Wang Ye said: "It's so easy to be brave enough to kill the thief, but you can't exchange it for money. Isn't this chilling the hearts of good people!"
"Besides, the thief whose head was beheaded a while ago can also be exchanged for money?"
What was said inside and outside the words, Wang Ye took it for granted.
"Oh my treasurer Wang..."
At this moment, Catcher Zhao said: "The thief whose head was beheaded can still be sewn up with thread, not to mention lifelike, he is still a whole corpse..."
"What if the damn thing burns to ashes?"
"You can't add some water to shape his body, can you?"
As soon as this remark came out, Wang Ye nodded.
Adding water to shape a body is indeed not very reliable...
Ugh!
Thinking of this, Wang Ye sighed softly.
He rubbed his chin, and said quietly: "It seems that if you want to exchange money, it's better to keep the whole body!"
(End of this chapter)
More than two hundred and two hundred silver! ?
Hearing what Monk Bupo said, everyone present couldn't help being stunned.
A thief is ten taels of silver...
Calculated in this way, Monk Bupo killed more than [-] thieves in total?
Killed more than [-] thieves in one shot, and said plausibly that he was a monk and did not kill anyone...
For a moment, everyone looked at Monk Bupo speechlessly.
When everyone was speechless, Wang Ye seemed to think of something.
He looked at Monk Bupo in front of him, and said, "Master Bupo, those corpses are still in Heifeng Village, right?"
While speaking, Wang Ye's heart was bursting with excitement.
If these corpses were brought back to the government office, it would be a waste of money!
The vain money, if you don't break the monk, you can't earn it, you can earn it yourself!
"Yes..."
Hearing Wang Ye's words, Monk Bupo nodded: "However, when the poor monk came back from a big victory, he remembered to set a fire..."
"At this time, those corpses should have been burned to ashes..."
!!!
As soon as this statement came out, everyone present couldn't help but startled.
It's fine to kill people and steal money, and set the **** on fire!
Who is the bandit, Bupo Monk or Heifengzhai?
"Good guy!"
When everyone was surprised, Aji on the side gave a thumbs up: "Master Bupo, you really do this..."
"This business is done beautifully!"
"Kill them all, loot them all, and finally burn them all..."
"Comparing the bandits in Heifengzhai to you, that's when the little devil bumped into Lord Yan and met his ancestor!"
Between the words, Aji said in surprise.
"You little bastard is a fucking dog biting a jar, full of words!"
Hearing Aji's words, Wang Ye trembled when he raised his hand: "Why are you talking to Master Bupo?"
"Amitabha…"
Hearing Aji's words, Monk Bupo whispered the Buddha's name, and said, "Brother Aji understands one-sidedly..."
"Let me ask you, what is the most important thing for my Buddhist disciples?"
"Isn't that easy?"
In response to Monk Bupo's question, Aji smiled slightly, and replied: "The Buddhist family values compassion the most!"
"Not bad!"
At this moment, Monk Bupo nodded, and said, "My Buddhist disciples value compassion the most!"
"Although the thieves in Heifengzhai did all kinds of evil things during their lifetime, if they were to be exposed to the wilderness, wouldn't they be made to endure the pain of being devoured by wild beasts and birds?"
"That's why the poor monk was merciful and didn't want to bear their suffering, so he set a big fire."
"I hope that with this boundless fire of karma, their sinful skin will be removed, so that they can re-enter reincarnation!"
"This is the real kindness and compassion!"
Having said that, Monk Bupo clasped his hands together, with a trace of solemnity on his face.
hiss!
As soon as this statement came out, everyone present was shocked.
A person who can explain murder and arson in such a fresh and refined way that he is even linked to great compassion.
Looking at the whole Jianghu, only Monk Bupo can do it!
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help sighing: "Master is really merciful, a living Buddha who can save all living beings!"
"Hey, the poor monk is ashamed to accept such words!"
Hearing this, Monk Bupo shook his head and said.
Hearing these words, everyone couldn't help but nodded.
Fortunately, this Bupo monk still has to show his face...
Just when everyone thought so, the voice of the monk Bupo continued: "If the poor monk knows that their corpses can be exchanged for money, he will definitely send them to the government office..."
"Then use their dead bodies to get money to repair the temple and make good fortune."
"This is their blessing!"
"Speaking of money..."
At this time, Wang Ye thought about it. He looked at Zhao Butou in front of him and said, "Zhao Butou, can this ashes be exchanged for money?"
???
As soon as these words came out, everyone's bodies froze.
Wang Ye's question really caught them off guard!
This gang of bandits in Heifengzhai really suffered eight lifetimes of blood misfortune...
It was enough to be killed by Monk Bupo, robbed and burned, and the corpse was burned to ashes.
If so, Wang Ye doesn't even intend to let their ashes go!
"Old money fan, are you crazy about money?"
Hearing Wang Ye's question, Bai Luhan on the side said, "Will the corpse turn into ashes once it's burned? How about some fart money?!"
"Treasurer Wang..."
At this moment, Catcher Zhao was speechless. He looked at Wang Ye and said, "There is a regulation in the government office. Burned corpses cannot be exchanged for silver..."
"Hey, you don't understand what I mean..."
Looking at Catcher Zhao in front of him, Wang Ye said seriously: "It's impossible for this fire to burn so completely..."
"I mean, can the ones that are burnt black and not turned into ashes be exchanged for money?"
"I also accept five taels of silver!"
???
As soon as this sentence came out, the monk Bupo who was beside him was startled.
Wang Ye is definitely No. 1 in all ages for asking if he can exchange money with the government!
"Old money fan, do you want face!?"
Before Catcher Zhao could speak, Aji stepped forward and said, "Looking at the entire Jinling, there is no one more shameless than you!"
"It's still burnt black, you recognize five taels of silver..."
"What do you think you are buying roast chicken? You can sell the overcooked chicken for a few taels cheaper!"
"These are all thieves, can this be counted?"
"roll roll roll!"
Hearing Aji's words, Wang Ye said, "You kid is just playing the erhu on a random graveyard, so you can clean up his mother's nonsense!"
"I'm asking a serious question!"
As he spoke, Wang Ye looked at Catcher Zhao and said, "Is that so? Catcher Zhao..."
As soon as these words came out, Catcher Zhao was speechless.
A monk with high martial arts skills who kill and set fire, and a treasurer who even counts on the ashes of the dead...
For a moment, he didn't know what to say.
"Treasurer Wang..."
After being speechless for a while, Catcher Zhao looked at Wang Ye and said, "Brother Aji is right, this is not the same as selling roast chicken..."
"This incinerated thief really can't be exchanged for money!"
"The government's reward and punishment laws are not perfect!"
At this time, Wang Ye said: "It's so easy to be brave enough to kill the thief, but you can't exchange it for money. Isn't this chilling the hearts of good people!"
"Besides, the thief whose head was beheaded a while ago can also be exchanged for money?"
What was said inside and outside the words, Wang Ye took it for granted.
"Oh my treasurer Wang..."
At this moment, Catcher Zhao said: "The thief whose head was beheaded can still be sewn up with thread, not to mention lifelike, he is still a whole corpse..."
"What if the damn thing burns to ashes?"
"You can't add some water to shape his body, can you?"
As soon as this remark came out, Wang Ye nodded.
Adding water to shape a body is indeed not very reliable...
Ugh!
Thinking of this, Wang Ye sighed softly.
He rubbed his chin, and said quietly: "It seems that if you want to exchange money, it's better to keep the whole body!"
(End of this chapter)
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