Bishop's Retirement
Chapter 374 Wake Up
Chapter 374 Wake Up
After a while, Aji looked at the tub in front of him with a dazed look on his face.
In the wooden basin, there is a basin of cleaned pigs.
It also smelled of alcohol.
Apparently, Chen Chong deliberately soaked it in wine for one night to get rid of the fishy smell, and used it for cooking tomorrow.
"Chen Chong..."
Glancing at the extremely hungry pig in front of him, Aji swallowed.
At the same time, he looked at Chen Chong and said, "This is what you said, the way to avoid mouth-to-mouth crossing?"
"Are you fucking sure you're not kidding me?"
Aji's face was full of doubts.
"What are you doing playing with you?"
Hearing this, Chen Chong twitched his neck and said, "This is the way to avoid mouth-to-mouth crossing!"
What was said inside, Chen Chong took it for granted.
"This is clearly a pot of pigs into the water!"
At this time, Aji said: "You tell me how to avoid mouth-to-mouth crossing with this thing!?"
During the speech, Aji's voice raised an octave.
"Hey, why are you so stupid?"
Looking at Aji's appearance, Chen Chong said, "There are pig large intestines and pig small intestines in the pig's sewage..."
"These things are notoriously unrevealing!"
"You stuff one end into Lord God Catcher's mouth, and then blow on the other end..."
"In this way, you don't need to talk to each other, but you can pass your breath!"
"What am I..."
Hearing Chen Chong's words, Aji's expression changed, and he was ready to say something.
But at this moment, Chen Chong continued: "Don't worry, I turned out the intestines and washed them no less than six times, and soaked them in Huadiao for a long time. There is absolutely no dirt or smell."
"You definitely have to talk!"
!!!
As soon as this remark came out, everyone present, including Zhang Daoxuan and the Juggernaut, were shocked.
They never expected that Chen Chong could come up with such a method!
Especially Wang Ye, he couldn't help but nodded as he looked at the scene in front of him.
Damn...
Chen Chong really deserves to be a killer.
Although he is honest and honest on weekdays, he is not cheating.
This fucking critical moment is better than anyone else!
No wonder the old saying goes well, honest people can't afford to provoke them!
"Listen, listen!"
Just when Wang Ye secretly sighed, Aji said: "Chen Chong came up with this idea, take the bamboo shoots!"
"Give me back the head of God Catcher and I, and wash it clean!"
"Chen Chong, Chen Chong, originally I thought that the wretched face of an old money fan would be shameless, but I didn't expect you to be more ruthless than anyone else with thick eyebrows and big eyes!"
"You have come up with such a wicked and smoky method!"
"Okay, Aji, stop the fucking howling!"
Hearing Aji's words, Chen Chong said, "You just talk about my method, don't you need to breathe through mouth to mouth?"
"nonsense!"
At this time, Aji said: "You don't need to match your mouth with your mouth, it's all in line with your intestines!"
Inside and outside the words, Aji stared at his luck.
"Why don't you say that the shopkeeper always says you are a dead-headed person?"
Looking at Aji in front of him, Chen Chong shook his head and said, "This is a pot of pigs into the water..."
"It's not just the intestines that go into the water, the pig urine bubbles and the pig's trachea are also airtight..."
"roll roll roll!"
Before Chen Chong could finish speaking, Aji interrupted: "I would rather talk to each other than deal with this pot of dirty water!"
Saying that, Aji came to the side of the god catcher.
Seeing this scene, Chen Chong smiled slightly and glanced at Wang Ye.
Seeing Chen Chong's smile, Wang Ye couldn't help giving a thumbs up...
As for Aji, Chen Chong still has a way...
Seeing that Aji came to the side of the god catcher, Zhang Daoxuan nodded at this time.
He looked at Monk Bupo in front of him, and said: "Master Bupo, when you were young, press Shenchou's chest hard, try to wake up his heart veins, let the blood flow..."
As he said that, he looked at Aji, and said, "Every time Master Bupo presses down five times, you will breathe out of his mouth..."
"Until he wakes up!"
Hearing this, Aji and Monk Bupo looked at each other and nodded.
After nodding, Monk Bupo pressed his hands on the chest of the god arrester and said, "Brother Aji, I'm going to start!"
As soon as he said this, he stretched out his arms and pressed down on the chest of the god catcher.
With this press, Shen Zhang's chest sank down a lot.
Seeing this scene, Wang Ye and others could not help but close their eyes.
Fortunately, God Catch is also a figure in the realm of a great master, with a strong and tough body.
If not, the god catcher's life could be killed in one blow.
After this click, Monk Bupo didn't stop at all, and pressed four times with all his strength.
After five presses, Aji also pinched the nose of the god catcher, and went straight down with a big breath.
After this series of actions last night, the god catcher still didn't wake up.
Seeing this, Aji and Monk Bupo had to come again.
Finally, after trying five times in a row, God Catcher's eyelids moved, and he faintly woke up.
He opened his eyes and looked at the people in front of him, and said, "Well..."
"Master God Catcher!"
Seeing this scene, everyone quickly gathered together and asked, "How are you doing?"
"My chest..."
Hearing the middleman's question, the god catcher frowned and said, "Why is it so painful?"
As soon as God's catcher's words came out, everyone's hearts moved.
Immediately, he looked towards Monk Bupo.
"Didn't you say press hard?"
Seeing everyone's eyes, Monk Bupo said: "So the poor monk worked a little harder..."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone didn't know what to say for a while.
"Okay, let's not talk about this..."
At this time, Wang Ye brought a pot of flower carvings, and said, "Master God Catcher has just woken up, and the blood must not be smooth, so let's drink some wine to activate the blood first..."
From Wang Ye's point of view, although the God Catcher has woken up, his expression is still Vimo.
This is obviously the appearance that the blood has not yet circulated.
A jug of wine at this time can make the blood flow the most.
Hearing this, everyone took the Huadiao wine and poured it down in a hurry.
After drinking a pot of wine, a blush appeared on the face of the god catcher.
The original sluggish look has become more energetic.
He looked at Wang Ye and said, "Thank you, Shopkeeper Wang..."
"Hey, why should you be polite, Master God Catcher?"
Hearing this, Wang Ye smiled slightly, and said, "Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I, Wang Ye, have always been a bodhisattva-hearted existence who is willing to do good things..."
"On weekdays, you have to rescue every cat and dog you meet, let alone you, a living person?"
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but nodded.
Wang Ye's words sounded like a human being.
However, just as everyone was nodding, Wang Ye's voice continued: "The money for the pot of Huadiao just now has been credited to your account..."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone rolled their eyes in unison.
Old money fans are old money fans...
The amount of money that can be collected is really indispensable...
(End of this chapter)
After a while, Aji looked at the tub in front of him with a dazed look on his face.
In the wooden basin, there is a basin of cleaned pigs.
It also smelled of alcohol.
Apparently, Chen Chong deliberately soaked it in wine for one night to get rid of the fishy smell, and used it for cooking tomorrow.
"Chen Chong..."
Glancing at the extremely hungry pig in front of him, Aji swallowed.
At the same time, he looked at Chen Chong and said, "This is what you said, the way to avoid mouth-to-mouth crossing?"
"Are you fucking sure you're not kidding me?"
Aji's face was full of doubts.
"What are you doing playing with you?"
Hearing this, Chen Chong twitched his neck and said, "This is the way to avoid mouth-to-mouth crossing!"
What was said inside, Chen Chong took it for granted.
"This is clearly a pot of pigs into the water!"
At this time, Aji said: "You tell me how to avoid mouth-to-mouth crossing with this thing!?"
During the speech, Aji's voice raised an octave.
"Hey, why are you so stupid?"
Looking at Aji's appearance, Chen Chong said, "There are pig large intestines and pig small intestines in the pig's sewage..."
"These things are notoriously unrevealing!"
"You stuff one end into Lord God Catcher's mouth, and then blow on the other end..."
"In this way, you don't need to talk to each other, but you can pass your breath!"
"What am I..."
Hearing Chen Chong's words, Aji's expression changed, and he was ready to say something.
But at this moment, Chen Chong continued: "Don't worry, I turned out the intestines and washed them no less than six times, and soaked them in Huadiao for a long time. There is absolutely no dirt or smell."
"You definitely have to talk!"
!!!
As soon as this remark came out, everyone present, including Zhang Daoxuan and the Juggernaut, were shocked.
They never expected that Chen Chong could come up with such a method!
Especially Wang Ye, he couldn't help but nodded as he looked at the scene in front of him.
Damn...
Chen Chong really deserves to be a killer.
Although he is honest and honest on weekdays, he is not cheating.
This fucking critical moment is better than anyone else!
No wonder the old saying goes well, honest people can't afford to provoke them!
"Listen, listen!"
Just when Wang Ye secretly sighed, Aji said: "Chen Chong came up with this idea, take the bamboo shoots!"
"Give me back the head of God Catcher and I, and wash it clean!"
"Chen Chong, Chen Chong, originally I thought that the wretched face of an old money fan would be shameless, but I didn't expect you to be more ruthless than anyone else with thick eyebrows and big eyes!"
"You have come up with such a wicked and smoky method!"
"Okay, Aji, stop the fucking howling!"
Hearing Aji's words, Chen Chong said, "You just talk about my method, don't you need to breathe through mouth to mouth?"
"nonsense!"
At this time, Aji said: "You don't need to match your mouth with your mouth, it's all in line with your intestines!"
Inside and outside the words, Aji stared at his luck.
"Why don't you say that the shopkeeper always says you are a dead-headed person?"
Looking at Aji in front of him, Chen Chong shook his head and said, "This is a pot of pigs into the water..."
"It's not just the intestines that go into the water, the pig urine bubbles and the pig's trachea are also airtight..."
"roll roll roll!"
Before Chen Chong could finish speaking, Aji interrupted: "I would rather talk to each other than deal with this pot of dirty water!"
Saying that, Aji came to the side of the god catcher.
Seeing this scene, Chen Chong smiled slightly and glanced at Wang Ye.
Seeing Chen Chong's smile, Wang Ye couldn't help giving a thumbs up...
As for Aji, Chen Chong still has a way...
Seeing that Aji came to the side of the god catcher, Zhang Daoxuan nodded at this time.
He looked at Monk Bupo in front of him, and said: "Master Bupo, when you were young, press Shenchou's chest hard, try to wake up his heart veins, let the blood flow..."
As he said that, he looked at Aji, and said, "Every time Master Bupo presses down five times, you will breathe out of his mouth..."
"Until he wakes up!"
Hearing this, Aji and Monk Bupo looked at each other and nodded.
After nodding, Monk Bupo pressed his hands on the chest of the god arrester and said, "Brother Aji, I'm going to start!"
As soon as he said this, he stretched out his arms and pressed down on the chest of the god catcher.
With this press, Shen Zhang's chest sank down a lot.
Seeing this scene, Wang Ye and others could not help but close their eyes.
Fortunately, God Catch is also a figure in the realm of a great master, with a strong and tough body.
If not, the god catcher's life could be killed in one blow.
After this click, Monk Bupo didn't stop at all, and pressed four times with all his strength.
After five presses, Aji also pinched the nose of the god catcher, and went straight down with a big breath.
After this series of actions last night, the god catcher still didn't wake up.
Seeing this, Aji and Monk Bupo had to come again.
Finally, after trying five times in a row, God Catcher's eyelids moved, and he faintly woke up.
He opened his eyes and looked at the people in front of him, and said, "Well..."
"Master God Catcher!"
Seeing this scene, everyone quickly gathered together and asked, "How are you doing?"
"My chest..."
Hearing the middleman's question, the god catcher frowned and said, "Why is it so painful?"
As soon as God's catcher's words came out, everyone's hearts moved.
Immediately, he looked towards Monk Bupo.
"Didn't you say press hard?"
Seeing everyone's eyes, Monk Bupo said: "So the poor monk worked a little harder..."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone didn't know what to say for a while.
"Okay, let's not talk about this..."
At this time, Wang Ye brought a pot of flower carvings, and said, "Master God Catcher has just woken up, and the blood must not be smooth, so let's drink some wine to activate the blood first..."
From Wang Ye's point of view, although the God Catcher has woken up, his expression is still Vimo.
This is obviously the appearance that the blood has not yet circulated.
A jug of wine at this time can make the blood flow the most.
Hearing this, everyone took the Huadiao wine and poured it down in a hurry.
After drinking a pot of wine, a blush appeared on the face of the god catcher.
The original sluggish look has become more energetic.
He looked at Wang Ye and said, "Thank you, Shopkeeper Wang..."
"Hey, why should you be polite, Master God Catcher?"
Hearing this, Wang Ye smiled slightly, and said, "Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I, Wang Ye, have always been a bodhisattva-hearted existence who is willing to do good things..."
"On weekdays, you have to rescue every cat and dog you meet, let alone you, a living person?"
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but nodded.
Wang Ye's words sounded like a human being.
However, just as everyone was nodding, Wang Ye's voice continued: "The money for the pot of Huadiao just now has been credited to your account..."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone rolled their eyes in unison.
Old money fans are old money fans...
The amount of money that can be collected is really indispensable...
(End of this chapter)
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