I don't want to be king
Chapter 31
Chapter 31
Finally, he beat Hong Ying, Song Cheng and the others to a flattery, and even on the horse's feet!
It's really bad luck!
Eating shit can't keep up with the hot ones!
Lin Yi and his party continued to go south, with the attitude of connecting with relatives, and visited the fiefs of Hua'an Township General Lin Tai and Yunxiao Fuguo General Lin Jing.
The relatives are polite, and he is not allowed to leave empty-handed. Together, they have 5 taels of silver, [-] good horses, and [-] carts of grain and grass.
When he was smugly preparing to go to the next relative's house, Song Cheng actually told him that he had no relatives to leave.
"The last two, no other relatives can leave?"
Lin Yi couldn't believe it, he only left four relatives with the addition of King Qing and King Weiyuan, so that's it?
Song Cheng said with a smile, "The fiefs of princes and county kings are mostly in the frontier fortresses and the land of Jingchu. If you want to go there, it will be far away."
Lin Yi sighed, "God's will."
Riding on a donkey, listless.
Wen Zhaoyi smiled and said, "People's hearts are not enough."
"Do you think there is too much money?" Lin Yi asked back.
"Money is like dung to me." Wen Zhaoyi said casually, teasing the child in her arms.
Lin Yi really wanted to curse!
You eat from Lao Tzu and drink from Lao Tzu!
Now tell me, do you treat money like dung?
However, he didn't have the guts, so he could only smile helplessly, "My sister is Fengya, so naturally she doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, and a layman like me can't do it."
Wen Zhaoyi rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily, "Do you know how many people are begging to give your grandma a pension?
Don't you know what's good or bad, kid. "
"Oh, thank you!"
Lin Yi cupped his hands at her.
Just as Wen Zhaoyi was about to speak, he reined in his horse suddenly, and said to Hong Ying who also stopped, "Someone is here, go to the woods and have a look."
Hong Ying didn't answer, just looked at Lin Yi.
Lin Yi smiled and said, "Grandma, what kind of master is there? He has not been beaten to death with his three-legged cat kung fu."
"Noisy."
Wen Zhaoyi focused on teasing the child and stopped talking to Lin Yi.
Shen Chu said, "My lord, let's go."
As he spoke, he flew away from the horse with a knife, and jumped into the impenetrable forest beside the road.
After a while, I heard the sound of close combat and the clanging of weapons.
Song Cheng frowned, and also rushed into the dense forest.
The guards of the palace ran away without hesitation, and surrounded Lin Yi in the middle.
"My lord!"
Fang Pi's panicked little face emerged from the dense forest.
When the whole person got out of the forest, he ran to Lin Yi immediately.
"Where the hell did you go?"
Lin Yi asked angrily.
Fang Pi gasped, "My lord, there is an evil woman who wants to kill me!"
Lin Yi snorted coldly, "Kill you?
Why didn't I strip you alive!
Little bastard, he likes to run around when he has nothing to do. "
Suddenly, another young man came out from the forest, his clothes were disheveled. After seeing Lin Yi and others in a panic, he was startled for a moment, and then ran towards Lin Yi without hesitation.
After taking two steps, I found that I couldn't move anymore.
A dull pain in the chest.
How could you be so careless, someone pricked the acupoint with a needle before it was shown above?
"I'm passing by, you and I have no grievances, why seal my acupoints."
The young man was almost crying.
He could only watch helplessly as he was tied up.
The sound of fighting in the woods became louder and louder. A woman volleyed over the tall treetops and came directly in the direction of Lin Yi. Shen Chu and Song Cheng behind her, one with a knife and the other with a sword, chased after him in the air. .
"Sister Fairy"
Lin Yi raised his head and looked at the chic and elegant figure of the woman in mid-air. He was stunned and said with a grin, "Here she is, she is flying towards me, let's see how my king's hairstyle is, is there any?" chaos?"
Hong Ying said with a smile, "The prince is still suave."
Seeing Lin Yi's hopeless appearance, Wen Zhaoyi turned her head away.
Then he glanced at the woman, waved her sleeve inadvertently, the woman let out a muffled groan, and fell straight to the ground, half kneeling on the ground, with one hand covering her chest and the other holding a sword on the ground.
Before she could react, Song Cheng's and Shen Chu's swords were already around her neck, making her unable to move, but she said viciously, "You thief, even if I chase you to the ends of the earth, I will pull out your cramps." Bones, corpses shredded into ten thousand pieces!"
"Um?
Fangpi!
How old is your kid, and you have such a big lust! "
Lin Yi said righteously, "Today I must have skinned you!"
"My lord!"
Fang Pi pointed at the woman, and hurriedly argued, "I didn't peek at her taking a shower!"
"what?
Are you still peeking at people taking a bath?
Little bastard!
It was lawless! "
Lin Yi's eyes were wide open, and under the gaze of everyone, he said heartbroken, "It's in vain that I treat you so well!
Peeking at a beautiful woman taking a shower is such a wonderful thing, you didn't know to notify me, and you actually enjoy it all by yourself? "
Everyone couldn't believe it.
But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it coming out of their prince's mouth, which is quite normal.
The human setting collapsed?
nonexistent.
Their prince was a frequent visitor to the place of fireworks.
"My lord, I really didn't peek at her taking a bath, it was him!" Fang Pi pointed at the tightly bound young man and said, "I'm innocent!"
The woman glared at Lin Yi viciously and said, "Evil thief!
You can kill or cut whatever you want! "
"Fight and kill?"
Lin Yi waved his hands, shook his head and said, "The wind blows the fairy coat fluttering, just like dancing in neon clothes and feathers. The heroine is really elegant."
The woman's skin is like creamy fat, and her teeth are like gourd rhinoceros. He was thinking, can't she get tanned this summer?
After speaking, he looked at the young man again.
"My lord, the little one didn't mean to offend this girl!"
The man looked at the well-trained guards of the palace, and thought that Lin Yi was an official.
Lin Yi coughed, and then asked, "Then did you see anything?"
"No, no," the man waved his hand, "I'm hungry in my stomach, I just want to go into the woods to get some wild animals. Who would have thought that she would take a bath in the river."
"Really didn't see anything?" Lin Yi still asked unwillingly.
Why doesn't this person have any spirit of sharing?
"My good cause, my father is Shanlei from Dongqidao. He has read poetry and books since he was a child, so naturally he can't do such a shameless thing!"
The young man swears by it.
"Shan Lei?"
Lin Yi shook his head, expressing that he was not clear.
"My lord."
Luo Hanxing hurried over, he will answer this question!
Arching his hands, he said, "One school with four scholars, one alley with nine candidates, you are talking about the good family of Dongqidao!"
As the head of the Escort, there are some people who need to be known wherever they go to worship.
After hearing this, Shan Yin raised his head.
"Scholarly family," Lin Yi suddenly realized, then changed the subject and said cursingly, "Scholars are full of bad things, and there is no good thing!
Come on, what's the relationship between that bastard Shan Qi and you? "
Shan Yin's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile, "It's my uncle."
ps: ask for votes!
(End of this chapter)
Finally, he beat Hong Ying, Song Cheng and the others to a flattery, and even on the horse's feet!
It's really bad luck!
Eating shit can't keep up with the hot ones!
Lin Yi and his party continued to go south, with the attitude of connecting with relatives, and visited the fiefs of Hua'an Township General Lin Tai and Yunxiao Fuguo General Lin Jing.
The relatives are polite, and he is not allowed to leave empty-handed. Together, they have 5 taels of silver, [-] good horses, and [-] carts of grain and grass.
When he was smugly preparing to go to the next relative's house, Song Cheng actually told him that he had no relatives to leave.
"The last two, no other relatives can leave?"
Lin Yi couldn't believe it, he only left four relatives with the addition of King Qing and King Weiyuan, so that's it?
Song Cheng said with a smile, "The fiefs of princes and county kings are mostly in the frontier fortresses and the land of Jingchu. If you want to go there, it will be far away."
Lin Yi sighed, "God's will."
Riding on a donkey, listless.
Wen Zhaoyi smiled and said, "People's hearts are not enough."
"Do you think there is too much money?" Lin Yi asked back.
"Money is like dung to me." Wen Zhaoyi said casually, teasing the child in her arms.
Lin Yi really wanted to curse!
You eat from Lao Tzu and drink from Lao Tzu!
Now tell me, do you treat money like dung?
However, he didn't have the guts, so he could only smile helplessly, "My sister is Fengya, so naturally she doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, and a layman like me can't do it."
Wen Zhaoyi rolled his eyes at him, and said angrily, "Do you know how many people are begging to give your grandma a pension?
Don't you know what's good or bad, kid. "
"Oh, thank you!"
Lin Yi cupped his hands at her.
Just as Wen Zhaoyi was about to speak, he reined in his horse suddenly, and said to Hong Ying who also stopped, "Someone is here, go to the woods and have a look."
Hong Ying didn't answer, just looked at Lin Yi.
Lin Yi smiled and said, "Grandma, what kind of master is there? He has not been beaten to death with his three-legged cat kung fu."
"Noisy."
Wen Zhaoyi focused on teasing the child and stopped talking to Lin Yi.
Shen Chu said, "My lord, let's go."
As he spoke, he flew away from the horse with a knife, and jumped into the impenetrable forest beside the road.
After a while, I heard the sound of close combat and the clanging of weapons.
Song Cheng frowned, and also rushed into the dense forest.
The guards of the palace ran away without hesitation, and surrounded Lin Yi in the middle.
"My lord!"
Fang Pi's panicked little face emerged from the dense forest.
When the whole person got out of the forest, he ran to Lin Yi immediately.
"Where the hell did you go?"
Lin Yi asked angrily.
Fang Pi gasped, "My lord, there is an evil woman who wants to kill me!"
Lin Yi snorted coldly, "Kill you?
Why didn't I strip you alive!
Little bastard, he likes to run around when he has nothing to do. "
Suddenly, another young man came out from the forest, his clothes were disheveled. After seeing Lin Yi and others in a panic, he was startled for a moment, and then ran towards Lin Yi without hesitation.
After taking two steps, I found that I couldn't move anymore.
A dull pain in the chest.
How could you be so careless, someone pricked the acupoint with a needle before it was shown above?
"I'm passing by, you and I have no grievances, why seal my acupoints."
The young man was almost crying.
He could only watch helplessly as he was tied up.
The sound of fighting in the woods became louder and louder. A woman volleyed over the tall treetops and came directly in the direction of Lin Yi. Shen Chu and Song Cheng behind her, one with a knife and the other with a sword, chased after him in the air. .
"Sister Fairy"
Lin Yi raised his head and looked at the chic and elegant figure of the woman in mid-air. He was stunned and said with a grin, "Here she is, she is flying towards me, let's see how my king's hairstyle is, is there any?" chaos?"
Hong Ying said with a smile, "The prince is still suave."
Seeing Lin Yi's hopeless appearance, Wen Zhaoyi turned her head away.
Then he glanced at the woman, waved her sleeve inadvertently, the woman let out a muffled groan, and fell straight to the ground, half kneeling on the ground, with one hand covering her chest and the other holding a sword on the ground.
Before she could react, Song Cheng's and Shen Chu's swords were already around her neck, making her unable to move, but she said viciously, "You thief, even if I chase you to the ends of the earth, I will pull out your cramps." Bones, corpses shredded into ten thousand pieces!"
"Um?
Fangpi!
How old is your kid, and you have such a big lust! "
Lin Yi said righteously, "Today I must have skinned you!"
"My lord!"
Fang Pi pointed at the woman, and hurriedly argued, "I didn't peek at her taking a shower!"
"what?
Are you still peeking at people taking a bath?
Little bastard!
It was lawless! "
Lin Yi's eyes were wide open, and under the gaze of everyone, he said heartbroken, "It's in vain that I treat you so well!
Peeking at a beautiful woman taking a shower is such a wonderful thing, you didn't know to notify me, and you actually enjoy it all by yourself? "
Everyone couldn't believe it.
But after thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it coming out of their prince's mouth, which is quite normal.
The human setting collapsed?
nonexistent.
Their prince was a frequent visitor to the place of fireworks.
"My lord, I really didn't peek at her taking a bath, it was him!" Fang Pi pointed at the tightly bound young man and said, "I'm innocent!"
The woman glared at Lin Yi viciously and said, "Evil thief!
You can kill or cut whatever you want! "
"Fight and kill?"
Lin Yi waved his hands, shook his head and said, "The wind blows the fairy coat fluttering, just like dancing in neon clothes and feathers. The heroine is really elegant."
The woman's skin is like creamy fat, and her teeth are like gourd rhinoceros. He was thinking, can't she get tanned this summer?
After speaking, he looked at the young man again.
"My lord, the little one didn't mean to offend this girl!"
The man looked at the well-trained guards of the palace, and thought that Lin Yi was an official.
Lin Yi coughed, and then asked, "Then did you see anything?"
"No, no," the man waved his hand, "I'm hungry in my stomach, I just want to go into the woods to get some wild animals. Who would have thought that she would take a bath in the river."
"Really didn't see anything?" Lin Yi still asked unwillingly.
Why doesn't this person have any spirit of sharing?
"My good cause, my father is Shanlei from Dongqidao. He has read poetry and books since he was a child, so naturally he can't do such a shameless thing!"
The young man swears by it.
"Shan Lei?"
Lin Yi shook his head, expressing that he was not clear.
"My lord."
Luo Hanxing hurried over, he will answer this question!
Arching his hands, he said, "One school with four scholars, one alley with nine candidates, you are talking about the good family of Dongqidao!"
As the head of the Escort, there are some people who need to be known wherever they go to worship.
After hearing this, Shan Yin raised his head.
"Scholarly family," Lin Yi suddenly realized, then changed the subject and said cursingly, "Scholars are full of bad things, and there is no good thing!
Come on, what's the relationship between that bastard Shan Qi and you? "
Shan Yin's mouth twitched, and he said with a smile, "It's my uncle."
ps: ask for votes!
(End of this chapter)
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