Academic Gathering with Lich Colleagues

Chapter 10 Light Bat
The gag perfunctory Mr. Gentleman's invitation, Lyle has been attacked by the Holy Light in his life, and does not want to receive the double blow of mental and physical.

I am absolutely!Never have anything to do with Holy Light again.

After rejecting Mr. Gentleman, Lyle was no longer embarrassed to talk to him, and his vigorous energy soon moved to the decoration of the castle.

It is not much different from the castle in my impression, but it is much brighter and clean. Even the ceiling more than ten meters high is spotless. Maybe it is because of magic. Magic, it is really convenient. In a clean place, Lyle feels a lot brighter.

Um?Bright?How long has it been since you used this term?Since I traveled to the Middle Ages where living standards were backward, I have not seen many butter lamps.

What kind of lighting installation will make a person who is used to light pollution in the future feel bright, and now is the Middle Ages.

It's like a fish on the beach suddenly realizing that it won't breathe without water.

Lyle started looking for the light source in surprise.

About three feet away from the top of the building, palm-sized light sources were symmetrically arranged on both sides of the wall. The light was a little more dazzling than incandescent lamps. Lyle couldn't help squinting his eyes.

It wasn't until I got used to it that I could see its original appearance a little bit.

In the shape of a water drop, there is a layer of light gray curtain wrapping the lamp body. The lamp body emits light yellow light, which brings a little warmth to the castle in the middle of the night. , more like a contemplative, and compared to them, Lyle felt too dull.

There are too many similarities that make Lyle think of the light bulb, which is the product of the second industrial revolution. You must know that the Renaissance has not yet begun, and maybe it will not start in the Middle Ages. Andre College is already so much ahead of the times. ? !
What is its energy source, chemical energy?Electricity?Solar?nuclear energy?Or a little bit more magical?Arcane?Holy light?or other unknown energy.

It seems that his line of sight is too direct.

Lyle noticed that the light source he was looking at started to go out. What is the principle?Line of sight capture, photosensitivity response, or mental detection.

Ah, bioenergy.

That's a creature.It's a glowing bat hanging upside down on the wall.The light-colored curtain is his bat wings, and the light is his belly, which seems to be able to control the size of the light by himself.

Seemingly disturbed by Lyle's sight, he swooped down from the air.

Are you going to be attacked?

"Hello, sir, do you need service?" The glowing bat restrained his light, and fixed himself on the wall in front of Lyle with one forefoot and both feet, the other arm was placed across his chest, and his small head Bowing slightly towards Lyle, it saluted.

Lyle was as clueless as a hillbilly.

"You can talk."

"Yes, sir, this is one of the basic qualities of light bats. Please don't doubt my service ability, I am part of Andrea, and I am professional."

There seemed to be a little subtle contempt coming from the small head of the light bat, and the gentleman also came to join in the fun.

"Mr. Epidemic Doctor, do you want to hire this light bat?"

"Hire? You mean, the paid service kind?"

"Yes," the light bats circled around Lyle, "look at my small size, look at my skilled flying skills, I can be comfortably placed in every corner you want, every movement of mine The slight sound will never interfere with your intense work. My lighting level, which can reach up to level three for twelve hours, is definitely the best lighting tool you have ever seen in your life, and the most important point..."

"In addition to the common language, I know twelve foreign dialects, 27 proverbs and 370 two bedtime stories. I am currently reading nature books such as the cycle of life. I have also dabbled in life sciences. I have also acquired literature The second prize for eloquence issued by the society, it is definitely your best companion for home travel..."

I'm not as good as a light bat.

"What are you waiting for, it's better to act, just need to cook a goat milk cake made by Miss Halle or a light bat massage kit that nurtures Mr. Dolly, and you can have such a wonderful me, one day."

"Aren't you getting paid?"

"Money, you mean in shiny gold coins."

"Yes."

"Sir, I'm a bat, a mammal, and I don't like useless, shiny reptile oviparous creatures."

This is a racist bat.

"Can money keep me full? Will it make me comfortable? No!"

"Money can buy you what you want."

"Hehe, then just give me what I want, why bother."

It's a bat that reverses history.

"Well, don't you want to eat meat? Like insects, spiders, etc.?"

"Meat, think," as if poking its sore spot, it stopped on Lyle's shoulder, and the light on his stomach flickered, "Sir, you are new here, Andrea, except for a few You don’t want to see a living thing outside of the community that likes to nurture. Here, there is not even a fly, let alone meat, and no fruit. It is said that my ancestors could eat meat at first, but later Because of the deterioration of the environment, I can only eat cake, look at my teeth, even the teeth are about to degenerate."

The light bat opened its small mouth, obviously he thought too much, his fangs made Lyle look a little terrified, and felt that it would hurt to bite on himself.

Lyle was a little sympathetic to it. He hadn't eaten any meat or fruit, so he could only eat cake.It seems that I have never eaten a cake when I grew up.

"Mr. Gentleman, doesn't Andrew have any other living creatures?"

"Well, although there is no explicit prohibition, but not much, after all, the breath of life is too strong and unpleasant."

Is the breath of life too strong?Too active and annoying?There is also some truth.

"Life is not easy, I can only drink vegetable soup occasionally."

"Vegetable soup?" "Vegetable soup?" One was the exclamation of the light bat, and the other was the exclamation of the gentleman.The gentleman seemed to mean something other than pure surprise.

Light bats, as small mammals, do not have the patience of humans.

"Sir, are you talking about vegetable soup with vegetables like carrots and potatoes?"

"Yes."

"Any potatoes?"

"some."

"Any juicy carrots? The ones for horses."

"...Yes, carrots can also be eaten by people." In the eyes of light bats, there is no difference between horses and people.

"Sir, can I eat it? I mean, you can take the carrots for my service charge."

"So, how many do you want?"

"One, no, no, no, half, maybe half." The light bat made a tentative move.

Lyle looked at Mr. Gentleman.

"Is Miss Halle's goat's milk cake bad?"

"I don't know, I haven't eaten it yet." The gentleman shrugged helplessly.

"Don't compare light bats with people, the sense of taste is different."

Sad for Miss Halle's goat milk cake.

"As you can see, Mr. Lightbat, I don't have any carrots right now, but I promise to bring you a few carrots next time when I come to Andrews as compensation for chatting with me."

"Thank you, Mr. Generosity, it's a pleasure to communicate with you. Please feel free to come to me if you need anything. My name is Onion."

"You can call me an epidemic doctor, why do you have to name a vegetable."

"Because that was the only vegetable my dad ever tasted."

"Then why don't you want to taste the onion with your name."

"Because I don't want my son to have the same name as his dad."

Hiss, strong reason.

Onion returned to its original position and continued to complete his lighting work.

Lyle and the gentleman moved on.

"Why haven't light bats even eaten vegetables?" Although materials were scarce in the Middle Ages, they were not so poor.

"Andre has no food source."

"Why didn't the light bat go out?"

"In order not to cause riots, light bats are Mr. Henry's modified creatures, and there are not many things that can glow outside. Don't provoke human nerves, it's more fragile than you think."

"Then why don't the others bring in some food? Is it difficult for us to go in and out of Andrei freely?"

"That's not true, it's just not necessary. Who would carry food with them, even if they want the help of light bats, can't they just go directly to Miss Halle to buy goat milk cakes?"

Mr. Gentleman speaks with a natural attitude, showing indifference to this kind of gesture of carrying a few carrots. To Lyle, Mr. Gentleman is a good person who is willing to help others, but he is only willing to help "people".

We are the biggest racists.

(End of this chapter)