God arresting adults slapped in the face again

Chapter 198
Such a table of delicacies with all kinds of colors, fragrances and flavors can only be seen, only smelled, and even touched, but they cannot be eaten. It is an absolute tragedy in the world, utterly tragic!
Looking at the table full of wine and dishes, Jiu Langhuan unconsciously showed a satisfied smile, "A friend coming from afar, Ah Jiu should treat her wholeheartedly.

It just so happens that Xiaohuaxian has been invited to play together, so I ask the two of you to put down all your guard and enjoy it to your heart's content. "

As he spoke, he waved one hand to signal Wen Xiaoyun and Bai Yu to take their seats.

The corner of Wen Xiaoyun's mouth twitched, they couldn't sit down yet.

So she chose to use the method of changing the subject to deal with the difficulties in front of her.

"Thank you, Mr. Jiu, for your kindness." She bowed her hand again, "It's just that compared to the table full of delicacies, the little girl is more curious about how this little flower fairy that can grow by itself will play with us?"

Jiu Lang straightened up, holding the silver thin-waisted jug in one hand, and holding the wide sleeve of the robe in the other, pouring wine for the two of them deftly, "If you want to talk about Fairy Xiaohua's game method, you must be very familiar with it. It is the most common wine order on the wine table."

After pouring the wine, Jiu Lang leaned back to his seat, picked up his wine glass again, and was about to say some toasts, only to realize that Wen Xiaoyun and Bai Yu didn't intend to eat or drink at all.

His brows furrowed viciously, and the smile on his face turned cold at the same time.

He picked up the chopsticks to pick up the food first, "Everyone says Dong Chuan Du is so bold, and seeing him today is nothing more than mediocrity. Ah Jiu sincerely treats the banquet, why doesn't he even dare to eat or drink a bite of food or wine?"

Wen Xiaoyun smiled coldly in her heart, she could be sure that this bastard Jiu Lang would put medicine in the drinks and meals.

Bai Wu glanced at Wen Xiaoyun unknowingly, if he wanted to hold Jiu Lang back as much as possible, he couldn't make him suspicious of Dong Chuan Du's identity.And not eating or drinking, who has been on full alert all the time, certainly does not fit the image of Dongchuandu, the number one thief in Jinling.

Jiu Lang poured a glass of wine on his own, took a sip, shook his head and said with a smile, "You must know that the biggest characteristic of Dongchuan Du is not elegance, but boldness.

He once fell into the trap of Jin Yiwei. In front of him were the top masters of Jin Yiwei, and behind him was a trap full of sharp knives.

Facing the absolute predicament of being at the end of the mountain, Dongchuan Du chose to jump into the pit. Just when everyone thought Dongchuan Du was an act of suicide, he suddenly swung his long sword with sheath to block it instantly. The tip of the knife that was stabbing head-on, using the only little impact force, bounced towards the soil wall on the side of the pit!
This time, using both hands and feet, he rushed in by climbing and stepping on the dirt wall, and even took advantage of the carelessness of the guards in brocade clothes to break through a bloody path and fight hard to get out.

At that station, Dongchuan's voice alone moved the world.

All the people on the rivers and lakes were amazed at him.

You must know that even the best lightness kung fu characters cannot guarantee that they can escape from the sharp knives in that desperate situation.

With a little carelessness, it was tied into a giant briquette.

It can be said that instead of risking being pierced to the bone, it is better to go directly to the Jin Yiwei.

But Dongchuan Du not only achieved it, but also reached a new height.

Another time, when Dong Chuan Du wanted to part ways with his master, Master Dong Chuan took out a bottle of highly poisonous potion and said that as long as Dong Chuan Du dared to drink the poison, he would immediately contact him as a master-student relationship.

Watching Master Dongchuan casually sprinkle a little on the ground, he poisoned a giant dog as tall as a man to death on the spot.

People felt that Dong Chuandu either temporarily eased with his master, or ignored his master's difficulties and left directly.

Unexpectedly, Dong Chuan Du Er was right, he picked up the poison bottle and drank it up.

It was rumored that he vomited blood at that time, but even though his mouth was full of blood, he could still smile at the master. He finally severed ties with the devastated master.

In Dongchuandu, there is nothing you dare not do, and there is no wine you dare not drink. "Jiu Lang suddenly raised his head, casting his cold eyes on Bai Wu like a knife, "Today Ah Jiu might as well be straightforward and honest.Let's understand that people don't speak dark words, Ah Jiu's wine is clearly poisoned, in order to verify whether this brother is Dongchuan alone!If not, Ah Jiu will definitely let you two die here.If it is, Ah Jiu's poison will definitely make the two of you vomit your lives here.You must know that Ah Jiu is not only the best in the world in illusion, but also in poison.Although Master Dongchuan's poison is strong, there is still an antidote.But Ah Jiu's poison, no matter how far you search the ends of the earth, you will never find an antidote.

how?Two distinguished guests, I wonder if you have the guts to take these two cups of poisoned wine? "

Both Wen Xiaoyun's and Bai Wu's expressions sank.

Fengmen Jiulang was indeed as cunning as a fox, even to this point, he still did not forget to test them.

If you don't drink this poisonous wine, Jiu Lang must be suspicious. If there is a fight between the two parties, Wen Xiaoyun and Bai Wu may be able to keep themselves from the wind gate and retreat completely.

But it will definitely make Jiu Lang, a fox, escape halfway.

In this way, the operation to arrest Jiu Lang and bring him to justice has completely failed, even if there were successive cases solved before.The Yanzhou government office, which was almost burned to the ground by the thieves and the jailer of Yanzhou, is bound to become the laughing stock of the world.

But if he drank these two cups of poison, Wen Xiaoyun was sure that he and Bai Wu would vomit several liters of blood on the spot and die tragically.

You can't choose any path, and you can't choose any path.

Bai Wu's face also became extremely ugly.

He has made his decision,

Bai Wu's decision was to make the motion of holding up the wine glass, pretending to drink the poisoned wine, and then seize the moment of carelessness, suddenly attack and capture, put it into the big sack in one go, and then take it with him. He and Wen Xiaoyun escaped through the damper together.

After making a decision, Bai Wu slowly raised his hand, picked up the cup steadily, raised his eyelids and glanced at Jiu Lang, "Since the poison is concocted by humans, there will always be an antidote. Ninth Young Master is confident that there will be no cure in this world." You are a poisoner. Dongchuan is confident that there is no poison in this world that Dongchuan can't cure."

After finishing speaking, he no longer hesitated, and directly brought the poisoned wine to his lips, opening his mouth to drink it.

With the movement of raising his cup and raising his head, Bai Wu glanced out of the corner of his eyes and saw Jiu Lang's expression, he was surprised at first, and then smiled complacently, and his whole body relaxed a lot following this change.

Bai Wu's eyes suddenly turned cold, it's now!

But just when he was about to attack Jiu Lang's only flaw, Wen Xiaoyun grabbed his arm.

"You can't drink it!" Wen Xiaoyun became impatient when he saw that the white duck was going to drink the poisoned wine.

This roar not only caught the white duck, but also startled Jiu Lang's distraction for a moment.

Just as the white duck's heart hung up, it fell into the thousand-year-old pothole.

Jiu Lang sneered as he drank the wine, "What's wrong with this girl? Could it be that she knows Dong Chuan's ability and is afraid that he will really be killed by poison?"

However, Wen Xiaoyun smiled, "My brother Dongchuan is just stubborn, not dead-hearted. Do you really think the two of us are fools? We have to drink any poison? If we say that only by drinking poison can we show our sincerity, then we There is also good wine here, and it is an original ecological health product that has not been processed. Now that the table is full of dishes prepared by Jiu Gongzi, at least the wine should be under our control."

Speaking of which, Wen Xiaoyun raised his hand and untied the water bag containing the wine from Bai Wu's waist, took two steps forward holding it in his hands, and walked up to Jiu Lang, raised his hand and pushed the Futiaoqiang in front of Jiu Lang away, for Jiu Lang Refilled a glass of wine.

Jiu Lang's brows instantly twisted into a big pimple.

He didn't expect that the little girl beside Dong Chuan Du would be so powerful, and with just a single word, he broke his dilemma.

But if the other girl broke the deadlock, he, a master of con artists, naturally broke it too.

He didn't believe that Dong Chuan Du and his concubine would be so kind to give him free drinks.

Since he can poison on his side, Dongchuan Du will also poison.

Dong Chuan Du's wine, he will definitely not be contaminated at all.

Thinking of this, Jiu Lang held up the wine that Wen Xiaoyun had just filled for him, and said with a smile: "Oh, Ah Jiu is really lucky to be able to taste Brother Dongchuan's own wine—" He hadn't finished speaking yet , with a shake of his hand, the full glass of wine was immediately spilled on the floor.

"Aiya," Jiu Lang opened his eyes wide and pretended to be panicked, "It's such a pity, brother Dongchuan's good intentions were wasted."

Wen Xiaoyun, who was holding the wine bag, sneered unconsciously, "It's all right, little girl, I still have two news to tell Master Ninth."

Jiu Lang then straightened up and raised his head in doubt, "It's okay for the girl to talk."

Wen Xiaoyun: "There are two pieces of news, one is good news and the other is bad news."

Both Jiu Lang and Bai Wu were stunned for a moment.

"The bad news is that our wine is also poisonous," Wen Xiaoyun said with interest, blinking her eyes.

Jiu Lang couldn't help answering, "Then what is the good news?"

Wen Xiaoyun held up the wine bag high, "The good news is that there is plenty of this wine! Come on, Mr. Ninth, let me fill you with our ancestral poison-making secret recipe and send you to the West!"

Jiu Lang was so frightened that he quickly reached out to cover the mouth of the wine glass, and said with an apologetic smile: "Good girl, good sister, can't Ah Jiu admit his mistake? Just now, Ah Jiu deliberately pretended to be ugly just to cheer up the atmosphere. Now both of us It's agreed, you drink your wine, Ah Jiu drinks Ah Jiu's wine, and never interfere with each other."

Only then did Wen Xiaojun put away the water bag again, pouted her mouth and said displeasedly: "Then how do you play the wine order? The little girl is still waiting to play games with Xiao Huaxian."

Jiu Lang pretended to be profound and smiled, "The game is very simple, the three of us, whose turn it is, who speaks. If the answer is correct, the other party will drink a glass of wine. If the answer is not correct, you need to drink a glass of wine by yourself."

Wen Xiaoyun hugged the wine bag and nodded heavily, "It sounds very interesting." As she spoke, she suddenly remembered something, "It's just that the little girl is not good at learning, and she doesn't hold too much alcohol. She hasn't improved after drinking three glasses. You two are older. Men don't bully me."

Jiu Lang sat up straight, and said the first sentence enthusiastically, "Let's start with Jiu Lang, the first sentence is, 'The field characters are impenetrable, and the cross is in the middle; when the cross is pushed up, the ancient characters win a bell. '"

After speaking, Bai Yu and Wen Xiaoyun looked at each other, and then they each drank a glass of wine.

This time it was Bai Wu's turn. He held an empty wine glass, looked at the window calmly, and said casually, "The back word is impenetrable, and the mouth word is in the middle; push the mouth word up, and the Lu word wins a bell." '"

Wen Xiaoyun happily snapped his fingers, "We've matched up too, now it's your turn to drink, Young Master Jiu."

Jiu Lang smiled and filled a glass of wine for himself, "Ah Jiu can drink this wine, but if you don't drink it now, the girl is still looking up a word."

Wen Xiaoyun frowned, and glanced at Jiu Lang contemptuously, "Our brother Dongchuan also agreed with the question you asked, why is there only one sentence missing, Jiu Gongzi, don't you want to play tricks?"

Jiu Lang tapped the table lightly with his slender fingers, "Brother Dongchuan was the only one who issued a drinking order to you just now. Girl, you haven't said anything yet."

Wen Xiaoyun gritted her teeth secretly, it's not that she couldn't think of words.She was just trying to find out the real purpose of Jiu Lang's activity.If you want to understand his intentions, you have to jump out of the rules he drew.

Thinking of this, Wen Xiaoyun unconsciously raised her eyebrows and smiled, "Of course the little girl knows that if she speaks out about the drinking order, she won't be punished. But if she doesn't get punished, she won't be able to see the rarity of this treasure, right?"

Jiu Lang nodded, "Well, the girl is right."

Wen Xiaoyun smiled and glanced at the white duck beside him, "Anyway, the little girl is not a gentleman, so you don't need to care about face, so let's admit defeat in this game of little girl."

Jiu Lang was stunned when he heard this, and then laughed suddenly, "Although the girl is young, she is very smart. Anyway, Ah Jiu really forgot the business after playing like this. Let's go now Let's see if our Little Fairy Yaochi has woken up."

Wen Xiaoyun also looked at the flower tree covered with drooping little pink flowers, and unconsciously bent his eyes and smiled, "I will give up on that little girl."

As soon as she finished speaking, the flower tree in the jasper vase began to shake tremblingly, followed by bursts of string music and drums, moving slowly, from far to near, from small to large.

Wen Xiaoyun blinked her eyes. The music was cheerful and melodious, which put people in a good mood.

With the sound of drums and music finally approaching, the petals of the drooping butterflies and small pink flowers finally bloomed faintly.Until it is fully opened, it presents the delicate appearance of butterflies spreading their wings.

Suddenly there was a bang, and the sound of the drum suddenly stopped, and the pink flowers on the branches of the flower tree swirled and flew down. The petals on both sides opened and closed, like beautiful and real butterflies, approaching Wen Xiaoyun's face, and gently landed on her shoulders.

Jiu Lang smiled and drank a glass of wine, "Fairy Yaochi Xiaohua has finally come down to earth!"

Bai Wu also opened his eyes in surprise, expressing that he was very puzzled by this scene.

Immediately afterwards, Jiu Lang and Bai Wu performed a few rounds of drinking orders, and after a while Wen Xiaoyun was covered with butterfly petals from the jasper bottle.

With the petals attached, the three of them also drank a lot of wine.

However, the wine of Bai Wu's bag is fruit wine, not intoxicating.Wen Xiaoyun has been observing Jiu Lang, his wine was originally intended to entertain himself and Bai Wu, so it probably wasn't water.

Both parties drank the same amount, the faces of Wen Xiaoyun and Bai Wu basically did not change, and Jiu Lang's cheeks were already blushing.

With another wave of his sleeve, the jasper vase disappeared.

(End of this chapter)