God arresting adults slapped in the face again

Chapter 318

Hearing what Yin Nuo said, Wen Xiaoyun immediately lowered her head in frustration, pouted her lips, and said in a hoarse voice, "I'm so useless, not only causing you trouble, but also causing Brother Bai to be bullied by the wicked..."

Seeing Wen Xiaoyun blaming himself, Yin Nuo, who was leaning on the carriage with folded arms, opened one eye, and suddenly felt a little unbearable.

He leaned forward, stretched out his hand and flicked Wen Xiaoyun's forehead, and comforted Wen Xiaoyun with all his strength, "Okay, don't be too discouraged, although you are a big man who is a prison official, and you are too scared to faint from blood. It's embarrassing. But you look so weak. You look like a woman in a skirt, and we won't laugh at you."

Wen Xiaoyun, who was instantly popped out with a big bag on his forehead:...
Can you hit someone?

It's still the kind of beating to death.

But after all, he is an outstanding talent who has received the nine-year compulsory education in the new era. Wen Xiaoyun finally gritted his teeth and forcibly suppressed this rough impulse.

"Aren't you kidding me? Are you so magnanimous?" She raised her hand and flicked Yin Nuo's hand hard, "I thank you eight generations of ancestors!"

Yin Nuo frowned unconsciously.

Why does this sound like something is wrong?

"You brat," Yin Nuo finally realized after thinking about it, and waved his hand forward to touch Wen Xiaoyun's ear, "How dare you tease your brother?"

Seeing that Yin Nuo, who has a small belly, is about to stretch out his poisonous hand at her again, how could Wen Xiaoyun, who just ate a "explosive chestnut" just sit and wait for death obediently?
She put her hands on her head and dodged sideways, dodging Yin Nuo's sneak attack with a swish.

But I don't know if the range of this movement is too large, the whole car is also tilted in the opposite direction to Wen Xiaoyun's movement at the same time.

Yin Nuo was originally aroused by Wen Xiaoyun's dodge, so he made a backhand thrust and wanted to pull Wen Xiaoyun's arm. He didn't want this sudden tilt to completely reverse the situation between the two of them.

His body slid down and became a human cushion directly below Wen Xiaoyun.

Wen Xiaoyun instinctively turned her body around, trying to maintain her balance, but she didn't want to lose her footing and catch up with the violent bumps of the carriage.

The whole person smashed towards Yin Nuo's face!
Accompanied by it, there were exclamations from outside the carriage.

Seeing Yin Nuoying's high nose bridge infinitely magnified in front of her eyes, Wen Xiaoyun wailed in her heart in horror, "No!"

In the next instant, her face hit Yin Nuo's face right in the bull's eye!

"Oh~~~" With two streams of sour tears splashing instantly, Wen Xiaoyun exhaled in unbearable pain~
That's right, her mouth hit Yin Nuo's lips in a very bloody situation.

Originally, her "not good" was crying bitterly for her first kiss, and she was about to quit the group chat of older beautiful girls who were pregnant with sol.

In the end, it became a real cry of pain.

Wen Xiaoyun pressed Yin Nuo's shoulder with one hand, and tightly covered his bleeding mouth and nose with the other, his saliva mixed with blood, tears and snot flew together.

Dog blood bridge kills people~
Wen Xiaoyun endured the dizziness and pain buzzing in his head, and cursed in his heart!

The scenes in those film and television dramas and romance novels turned out to be deceiving!

With the body out of balance, the hero and the heroine bumped into each other and kissed by mistake, so it is impossible to have any ambiguous and romantic feelings.

Teeth are the hardest bones in the human body. If you knock them together, your mouth will bleed~
In this case, if you don't bite your tongue, you have done good deeds in your previous life, and your luck is overwhelming.

And the nasal bone is one of the most fragile bones in the human body. When the two collide, the feeling, the sourness, is absolutely beyond imagination and unforgettable for a lifetime.

"Uh..." Yin Nuo closed his eyes tightly, and was also hit hard. He only felt that his face was slapped hard by a brick, and he didn't even realize that his first kiss also backed out cursingly. Started the virgins club group chat.

In particular, Wen Xiaoyun's hand, which carried all the weight of his body, precisely poked the wound on his shoulder, which made him almost vomit blood and die on the spot.

"Have you poked enough?!" Yin Nuo finally couldn't bear it anymore and waved his hand, pushing Wen Xiaoyun away.

This time, his hands froze instantly.

Wen Xiaoyun's body also froze.

She covered her bloody mouth and nose, slowly shifted her eyes, and saw Yin Nuo's hand that committed another crime.

Wen Xiaoyun only felt his brain slamming into the ground, and he burst into countless fiery rages!

Seeing Wen Xiaojun swinging his fist angrily, about to hit her in the face, Yin Nuo felt guilty for the first time.

He caught Wen Xiaoyun's fist with one hand, pulled her body with the other, pushed her aside, then stood up in embarrassment, and crawled towards the door, "The car won't turn over for no reason, something must have happened outside. "

Before Wen Xiaoyun came back to his senses, Yin Nuo had already got out of the carriage.

Seeing the back of him jumping out, Wen Xiaoyun finally realized that Yin Nuo found an excuse to slip away.

Wen Xiaoyun wiped his mouth angrily, wiped away the blood under his nose and the corners of his mouth, stood up resentfully, and climbed out of the carriage.

But as soon as she poked her head out, she was frightened by the scene outside.

(End of this chapter)