God arresting adults slapped in the face again

Chapter 486

Yin Nuo and Wen Xiaoyun immediately bowed their hands respectfully, "The junior has seen the senior, and we came here under the guidance of Qilang."

The snake man stood up completely, and Wen Xiaoyun was surprised to find that the snake man was taller than her when he stood upright.

I don't know if it's an illusion, although his face hasn't changed, but his upright body also has an air of calm and prestige.

It's much worse than the wretched appearance of hunched over before.

The snake man looked at the letter in his hand again, and finally turned around and walked towards the hut, without looking back, he said, "Come with me."

After speaking, he stepped on the thick fallen leaves and walked out of the woods.

Yin Nuo and Wen Xiaoyun looked at each other, quickly made a decision and followed.

Back in the house, the snake man went to the box in the outer room, took out the washbasin from the box, and washed his face with water.

Later, I took out some bottles and jars of makeup powder, as well as wigs and fake beards.

Went to the back room, stood in front of the table, took a bronze mirror, compared and powdered it carefully, and finally put on a fake beard and white hair.While putting on makeup, he read Shichiro's letter.Wen Xiaoyun and Yin Nuo stood beside him silently, waiting for him to speak in silence.

After reading it, the snake man put the letter on the table and said without raising his head, "I am She Pi, the person you are looking for, but I am not interested in your affairs, you go away."

Wen Xiaojun glanced at Yin Nuo anxiously, Yin Nuo immediately stood up, stepped forward and said, "Senior She, why did you reject Qi Lang?"

She Pi took out a set of white fake beards and wigs from the box, and cast a sideways glance at Yin Nuo, "It's not about rejecting Qilang, but about rejecting you."

As he spoke, he turned around again, put the wig on the table, dipped his hands in the water in the washbasin, and straightened his withered, yellow and sparse hair.

Wen Xiaoyun also stood up, "But is there anything the juniors can't do that made the senior angry?"

After tidying up her hair, She Pi picked up the wig and put it on carefully, sneered, and said, "It's not that you are being rude, but that you want my life. Ming people don't do secret things, and I can tell you what I do." admit.

I was the one who instigated the steward of the Ning Mansion to kidnap the young master, pointed out the method, and sent someone to help him take care of the young master;

I was also the one who disclosed the news about Du You and his daughter to Jiu Lang and Yuan Niang's champion husband;

As an expert outside the world, they approached Qiu Renyi and Shopkeeper Hao respectively, while introducing Tian Qilang, a master of thousands of arts, to Qiu Renyi, and at the same time revealed to Shopkeeper Hao that the person who can create winter and summer scenery is still me.

In short, in the few big cases you investigated, I was the one who hid behind to make plans and strategize, and I was the one who won the victory thousands of miles away.

But even though one person is doing things and the other is responsible, I will not be so stupid as to seek my own death.

With these charges, I went down the mountain with you and returned to the Yanzhou government to surrender. Didn’t I seek death?who are you?Is it my mother?Why should I hand over my wealth and life to you? "

After speaking, She Pi stroked the silver-white wig, and now she looked like a fairy-like image of a master.

Wen Xiaoyun frowned severely.

In fact, she doubted why Tian Qilang wrote this letter to She Pi from the very beginning.

Even if Tian Qilang had a fatal friendship with She Pi, there is no reason to ask She Pi to die.

But the series of accidents outside the hospital just now and She Pi's current attitude and words have given her the answer.

She finally understood Tian Qilang's intentions.

She also knows how to persuade She Pi, the only thing she lacks is a little primer to start her lobbying work.

Thinking of this, she frowned unconsciously, and looked around the room carefully.

Since Tian Qilang is so confident, then the introduction of this medicine must be in the clear. As long as she looks carefully, she will definitely find the clue.

Here Wen Xiaoyun is looking around with full firepower, but Yin Nuo on the other side is the first to speak, "Senior She, this junior will never dare to ask senior to die, and similarly, the early wave who had a life-long friendship with senior will never Harm the seniors.

We all know that senior has a special status, and in these few cases, he didn't take action directly.The younger generation thinks that the seniors did not directly tell them to follow suit to start a series of murders with the schemes and schemes that the stewards of the Ning Mansion, Jiu Lang, shopkeeper Hao and Qiu Renyi made.

The junior invited the senior down the mountain, but it was all to make the context of the case clearer, so as to find the real murderer. "

She Pi, who was sticking his white beard to his face a little bit, felt his hands froze when he heard this.

He sat up straight and looked up at Yin Nuo, "The one among you is right. I never told them that I was going to commit murder. I just inadvertently revealed some exclusive information to them.

But what do the two sentences before and after you mean?Why can't I understand? "

There was a meaningful smile on the corner of Yin Nuo's lips, "Is the senior testing the junior?"

Hearing this, Wen Xiaoyun clenched his fist unconsciously.The beginning and end of Yin Nuo's words just now are exactly the introduction she wanted.

It seems that Yin Nuo has thought of everything she thought of here, even more comprehensive than her.

She unconsciously pricked up her ears, looked sideways at Yin Nuo, and listened carefully to his answer.

With one hand behind his back, Yin Nuo raised his steps casually, walked towards the door, raised his finger to point to the door, and said with a smile: "Senior is a well-known thief, with this status, as long as you don't commit the felony of rape and murder, For the rest of the crimes, they will be exempted from responsibility after entering the Yamen."

Wen Xiaoyun's eyes widened in surprise, what is a thief?How could it be so fraudulent?
The effect is comparable to the sword above.

At this moment, Wen Zhuyun's calm voice came again from the brainwaves, "It's not your fault that you didn't find the medicine introduction. It's because you don't understand the ancient customs.

Here I will explain it to you, so as not to show timidity in the future and damage my reputation, Wen Junzi.

Robber households, as the name suggests, are household registrations that recruit and reorganize robbers and thieves.It was the first time that the government subdued a group of thieves with all-hands and eyes.In order to facilitate management, the household registration of stolen households was set up separately for them.Because these robbers are very capable, they are afraid that they will break free from the control of the government and return to their old jobs, so the government has given them many privileges to appease them.It is said that a doctor cannot be punished, but these thieves also enjoy the preferential treatment of impunity for minor crimes.

In "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio", which will be regarded as a classic by your later generations, there is a story about a burglar. There is a vixen who steals and breaks the law. Shouting 'I am a thief', intending to exempt from responsibility.It was cited as a joke for a while.

To this day, those who can be given the special status of stealing households by the government are still strong men with almost unmatched abilities.Therefore, robbery is not only a shameful title, but a manifestation of identity. "

Wen Xiaoyun blinked in disbelief.

It turns out that this robber is still so particular, it is really eye-opening.

"Wen Zhuyun, can you tell me about the customs and folklore knowledge unique to ancient times?"

Wen Zhuyun paused for a moment, then let out a disdainful chuckle, "Do you think it's possible?"

Wen Xiaoyun:  
Wen Zhuyun said coldly, "You reminded me that from today onwards, I will give you a separate study task of various classics and ancient books, starting with "Winning Injustice Collection"."

Wen Xiaoyun's mouthful of old blood was in her chest, she was so busy that she didn't even have time to sleep, how could she find time to read a book.

She puffed her cheeks and said angrily, "If you can pull me into the space-time gap at any time, and study while the outside world is still, then there is still something to talk about."

Wen Zhuyun: "That goes against your genius personality design. The busiest people have the most time. You can adjust the time yourself. In addition, I will give you the list of ancient books and classics you need, and you can buy them immediately with your own money. "

If it wasn't for Yin Nuo and She Pi who were afraid of scaring the real world, Wen Xiaoyun's old blood would really spit out.

It's fine if you don't have time to help her, and you even have to buy books for study.

What is the use of your space-time system if I want it? ! ! !

But Wen Zhuyun didn't give her the slightest chance to pester her.After posting the task, it quickly disappeared into the brainwaves without leaving a trace.

Wen Xiaoyun had no choice but to return to the real world.

Here, She Pi heard Yin Nuo's words, suddenly raised his head and laughed, "Hehe, after all, he is from the government, so this little trick can't hide it from you." After laughing, his white beard had just been glued on.

He stroked his beard one after another, then shrugged his shoulders sideways, "But even if I have the identity of a robber, what good will it do to go down the mountain with you? Why do you want me to go down the mountain with you like this? By?"

This time, it was Wen Xiaoyun who stepped forward.

She took a step forward, looked directly at She Pi, raised her head confidently and said, "It is not us two juniors who can convince seniors to walk down the mountain, but seniors themselves."

She Pi frowned unconsciously, turned to look at Wen Xiaoyun, stroked her snow-white beard, and couldn't help chuckling, "Why is it me?"

Wen Xiaoyun and Yin Nuo looked at each other and smiled, and said: "I think if it is an ordinary person who has done these cases, even if they are not directly related, they will never admit it easily to the government.

In fact, before the two of us asked about it, the senior himself told everything about it.

Generally speaking, there are two purposes for doing this.

The first one is that the seniors didn't do those things at all, and they said this on purpose to confuse the case.Either in order to fight crimes for others, or for other purposes, deliberately confuse the truth of the case.

The second is that those things were indeed done by the seniors, and frankly speaking, it is because the seniors are people with extremely high self-esteem.To complete those shocking cases, even cases that are impossible to realize, is definitely the best opportunity for seniors to make a name for themselves.

Seniors like excitement and challenges, and they like to do things that are difficult for the world.for psychological satisfaction. "

She Pi raised her eyebrows slightly, "Oh? Then in your opinion, which kind am I?"

Wen Xiaoyun's eyes were burning, and his expression became more and more calm, "Senior has clearly seen the two of us outside just now, even when we two just walked into this forest, senior has already spotted us.

But the senior still appeared in front of us, intentionally eating raw snakes and acting like a beast, clearly enjoying the fun of scaring others.

Doing so is actually very risky. If the two of us are scared out of our wits and treat senior as a monster and fight with all our strength, no matter what, it will bring certain danger to senior.

Obviously you can choose to hide in the dark and watch us more safely, but the senior has to go against the trend and face the difficulties. Such a radical character is very similar to the second situation in the inference.Therefore, the younger generation thought that going down the mountain on their own initiative and revealing everything they had done to the world, such an exciting and thrilling thing, must be something that the seniors especially wanted to do. "

She Pi narrowed his eyes slightly, his eyes were slightly cold, "Isn't it more like the first situation to deliberately show up in front of you and show all your true face? Because you have to carry a case that you have never done before, you have to use strange The posture is deliberately attracting your attention."

Wen Xiaoyun shook his head, "It was a complete accident that we found Tian Qilang. But we will never find him if we are around halfway.

In the end, Qilang's approval was even more unexpected.

And you are the person recommended by Qilang, if you want to get the news before him, see through our intentions, and make preparations in advance, it is impossible to do.So the first speculation can be overturned from Shichiro. "

She Pi slapped the table heavily, and said excitedly: "Good job, you can guess everything, and this is the fun."

Wen Xiaojun said again in a leisurely manner: "According to the speculation of the younger generation, although the seniors are behind these cases, the benefits of each case are not obvious to the seniors. Although the seniors may only be for fame, To stimulate, to do so many things.

However, the Ningfu Yuanbao little goblin case, the Du's bank Yinhuolong case, the Du Yinger dismemberment case, and the governor's son's head-changing case by Bailong all involved different identities of the perpetrators and victims, and their experiences were complicated.In order to gather all these people who are from south to north, black or white, the predecessors still lack a reason for selection.

Reminiscent of the Wenxiang Sect's power hidden in every case, the younger generation thought, that reason, together with the last thing my brother just said, that is, the real murderer of all the cases is Wenxiang Sect. "

She Pi stroked his beard and nodded with a smile, "Not bad, not bad. Sure enough, the people who can find me here are not ordinary people."

Yin Nuo also laughed, "Senior, are you willing to go down the mountain to help this junior solve the case?"

She Pi's hand stroking his beard paused unconsciously, raised his eyes and looked at Yin Nuo with a smile, "What your wife said just now is correct, I am indeed a person who likes to stimulate and find trouble for nothing."

Hearing the word daughter-in-law, Yin Nuo's face turned red instantly.

Wen Xiaoyun almost fell down on the spot.

How could he see through his daughter's body?And why is she Yin Nuo's daughter-in-law?

She was just about to explain and refute, but Yin Nuo grabbed her hand and gave her a hasty wink.

It was as if he was telling her that it was important to solve the case, and after finally convincing She Pi to come out of the mountain, everything he said was right now.

Don't interrupt him, it will be bad to change his mind if it spoils his interest.

Wen Xiaoyun opened his mouth hesitantly, but finally accepted Yin Nuo's suggestion helplessly.

After all, solving the case is the most important thing.

Seeing the young couple Yin Nuo and Wen Xiaoyun flirting in front of him, She Pi couldn't help laughing again, he likes to tease young couples who haven't married yet.

After all, in this world, it is not easy to find two young men and women who are too thick-skinned to flirt in front of people without getting married.

However, this level of novelty is not enough for She Pi to make any further comments.

His interest is still in serial shocking cases.

He just ignored Yin Nuo and Wen Xiaoyun's flirting, and continued the topic just now: "Wen Xiangjiao found me at the time because he showed the difficulty of these things, and used a large sum of money and the method of provoking the old man to stimulate the old man to come out of the mountain.

But they are also considered to be wrong, those cases are so difficult, it is rare, even if they don't give the old man money, the old man will definitely do it! She Piyue said, the light in his eyes became brighter, as if those things were just a difficult math problem, waiting for him, a genius, to solve it. Make it into a big case that can stir up the whole Ludi, and become the biggest case in the world! "

Wen Xiaojun nodded obediently and cooperatively, "Senior, what you said is that the outsiders who can design such a shocking case, especially the yellow and white vulgar ones, can be bought?"

She Pi grinned with a smile, "Of course, the business is exciting and can make a lot of money, the old man prefers it."

Wen Xiaoyun hurriedly echoed the wind and said: "That is necessary. An expert who is not imprisoned by worldly standards is a real expert! With money in hand, I have the world. With money, I can do more Experiments to create a more sophisticated design. Senior, you are definitely the most sober in the world, everyone in the world is drunk, only you are sober!"

She Pi was very pleased with this series of rainbow farts.

He leaned down and sat down, patted his belly with a smile, and said very satisfied, "Oh, if you say that the people who can find the old man are not ordinary people, they just have vision and knowledge."

Seeing that the time was ripe, Wen Xiaoyun hurried down the slope, walked quickly to the seat in front of She Pi, sat down, looked up at She Pi, with bright little stars in his eyes: "That is, to tell you the truth, we I have also dealt with Wen Xiangjiao several times. Even if they stole the Nine Turns back to Dragon Ball, their sect would send out the masters of the three gates of Yaomen, Fengmen, and Jinmen. Unexpectedly, they still lost in the hands of my cousin Well, with their abilities, not to mention setting up this series of shocking cases, I am afraid that a winter and summer mechanism can kill them.

That's why the junior dispelled the idea that you were also a member of the Wen Xiang sect after seeing the senior.

You must know that the entire Wenxiang Sect has only four major sects. For a small case, three sect masters are sent out. The Wenxiang Sect is really not worthy of you.

You see, you have designed so many big projects before, but it is not the most exciting thing.What's really exciting is that you designed the case, and in the end, you personally went to the Yamen to tell the truth about all the organs to the world of mortals.Only then will there be no one before or after, the first class in the world, the first class in the world! "

She Pi listened very enthusiastically in front of him, knocking on the table with one hand, the more he listened, the happier he became.Hearing the back, his smile faltered slightly, and he raised his eyebrows and looked at Wen Xiaoyun with a smile: "You are a ghostly girl, you really have a lot of ghosts! However, it suits the old man's temper, and the old man likes it."

Wen Xiaojun poked her head forward, her eyes full of anticipation (☆▽☆), "Did you agree to the junior by taking the senior?"

Wen Xiaoyun's cute appearance really made She Pi couldn't help laughing, he crossed his arms, raised his eyebrows with a smirk, "I can promise you."

Seeing Wen Xiaojun flattering in a series of tricks and pretending to be cute, Yin Nuo was speechless.

He stretched out his hand to hold Wen Xiaoyun's shoulder, pulled her back, and took the initiative to answer the conversation: "Is there any additional conditions to listen to what the senior said?"

She Pi nodded, raised his hand to touch his eyebrows, and said meaningfully: "There are indeed conditions. But don't worry, it's not difficult, as long as it suits my taste."

Wen Xiaoyun straightened his body and replied solemnly: "Senior has requests, but it's okay to say so. The two of us will do our best to bow to the senior, and we will spare no expense. To show our sincerity." Wen Xiaoyun's face showed a little thick-skinned as he spoke. "It's just that this junior has an important case on his body, so we can't waste much time. Could you please come down the mountain with us first, and I promise you that I will definitely do it in two days."

She Pi frowned and shook her head, "No, no, this is not acceptable. If you don't promise me, I will never go down the mountain."

Wen Xiaoyun and Yin Nuo looked at each other, Yin Nuo immediately stepped forward and said tacitly: "So, I have to ask senior to speak quickly, and the two of us will find a way."

Only then was She Pi satisfied, "This story starts with the old man's life experience."

Wen Xiaoyun smiled wryly, the more anxious they were, the more tormenting She Pi would be.

She Pi continued: "When I came out of my mother's womb, I had these monster eyes. The family members were afraid and thought they were reincarnated by evildoers. Just a few days after I was born, I was sent to a temple.

It's just that in the temple, the old man is also treated as a monster, but the old man's master is good to me.It not only made me read thousands of books, but also taught me all the skills.It's just that the good times didn't last long. When I was 13 years old, Master ascended to heaven.

Everyone in the temple said that I hindered Master's practice, and that's why he died young.There is no place for me in the temple.In a fit of rage, I went up the mountain, intending to open up a residence myself.Unexpectedly, I met a bunch of stupid robbers, and without much effort, I became the king of the mountain.But Queen Chengshan, in addition to fighting and killing, eating and drinking every day, is also very boring.It didn't take long for me to start searching for thaumaturgy books and study difficult mechanisms.Unexpectedly, I found an ancient book on the way.

According to ancient books, a long time ago, humans, gods and demons once lived together in this world.

People at that time had an immortal body, but they had to undergo the pain of shedding their skin every few years.

The human race couldn't bear it, so they asked the gods to save them from the endless torture of molting their skin.

The gods agreed to the human race's request, saved the human race from the suffering of shedding their skin, and transferred it to the snake race.But the human race also lost the ability to live forever. "

Hearing this, Wen Xiaoyun's eyes widened in surprise.

This statement is really new.

Then he turned his head to look at Yin Nuo who was at the side, but saw that he was holding his chin with one hand, thinking about it and said: "The junior also heard this saying from Master."

She Pi raised her eyebrows and smiled, "Your master is not a mortal either."

Wen Xiaojun asked curiously, "Then what happened later? Does this statement have anything to do with your eating snakes?"

She Pi nodded and said: "That's right, because I was born with snake eyes, I am particularly interested in the myths and legends of snakes. Later, after searching a lot of isolated ancient books, I realized that there is a kind of person who is chosen by heaven. , and then supplemented with secret alchemy, you can return to your ancestors and return to the state of longevity.

Of course, immortality is not very attractive to the old man. What makes the old man want to stop is returning to the state of the snake man.

So the old man began to practice snake exercises. Unexpectedly, the first time he ate snakes, not only did he not feel sick at all, but he also felt very sweet and crisp.Once you eat it, you will become addicted.It is also because of this that the old man is even more convinced that the old man is the chosen one.

Because the old man also specially tried other creatures, after taking a bite, he felt that the stench was extremely fishy, ​​and it was hard to swallow. "

Wen Xiaoyun frowned and thought about it: "The senior asked us to do it, so maybe it has something to do with it?"

She Pi nodded with a smile, "However, how about you, a little girl, who is clever in filming. You can see through it at one point.

After eating snakes these years, the skin of the old man's body has become more and more like a snake, but at the same time, the old man's body has become weaker and weaker.The old man thought that it might be the critical moment of life and death transformation.In order to ensure that the old man can survive this catastrophe safely, the old man needs a legend of longevity to accompany him. "

Wen Xiaoyun blinked in confusion, "The legend of longevity?"

She Pi's expression became serious, "Whether it's the medicine of longevity, or the saying of longevity, or the ancient gods of longevity, it doesn't matter."

Wen Xiaoyun looked at Yin Nuo in embarrassment, if Wen Xiaoyun could help with other things, she could really only rely on Yin Nuo for the part of ancient legends and folk customs.

Yin Nuo also had a dignified expression.

"The legend of immortality still needs to be found within half an hour. The difficulty is really not small. Senior, can you be tolerant? After two days, we will definitely help you find it."

She Pi's face darkened suddenly, and the gaze she looked at Yin Nuo also became cold and cold, "Don't say that it will be two days later, and don't say that I will go down the mountain to testify for you, if I don't find someone who is immortal for the old man today." Rumor has it that the two of you will never leave this old man's door alive!"

(End of this chapter)